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Southern_Kitten
08-04-2003, 09:29 PM
Ok......I thought I had heard them all.....this new girl started tonight and introduced herself as Tabitha, which is a fine name. Well......that was her REAL name. When she danced she insisted on being called Tabby Buttercup. Not just Tabby, But Tabby BUTTERCUP. The DJ screwed up one time and introduced her as Tabby and she proceeded to scream BUTTERCUP, BUTTERCUP, BUTTERCUP.

Katie_Katlyn
08-05-2003, 07:00 AM
Years ago, there was a dancer who used Ivana Humpalot!!! ;D

Seriously, I thought it was hilarious.
I've dance with a Velvet, Silent Beauty (also deaf)
Olivia Neutron Bomb (great girl).
In an amature contest: Viagra

Midori (was Valencia Varnay)
Fehren Heights
Eve Kenievel
Aspen Hills (and an Aspen Gold)

There are so many creative names, besides thinking of unique costumes, coming up with original names keeps us on our toes!

LoveSexMoney
08-06-2003, 10:57 AM
OK I haven't seen this one yet...a while ago I worked with a girl who called herself Misery. She looked beat.

whispers
08-07-2003, 04:26 AM
Then there was Whisper - for the life of me couldn't figure that one out

I knew a lady that dancer by Whisper in 1996 that saved my life during a very dark time for me. I lost track of her and took the handle "Whispers" hoping she would come across it on these type of boards some day and I could find out how her life has gone.

Not an unusual name at all but one heck of a coincidence in my life has been the name "Jasmine". For some reason I have had relationships with 3 different Jasmine's

preciousinMO
08-10-2003, 02:21 PM
Squirt, and I guess she had the name for a reason

NikkiD
08-11-2003, 12:39 AM
We have a "Contagious" which makes me think of nothing good and we had a Spanky... WTF??? Then there's always Hennessey, Alizoe and the other gangsta drink names. I'm just waiting for an Olde English 800 or Mad Dog 20/20

alludination
08-26-2003, 05:58 PM
I used to work in an elementary school, and I swear to god, there was a little girl named Ashton Rhodes....she was a cute little blonde haired girl, but I just couldn't help but think that was a stripper name.

redbeard
08-26-2003, 06:48 PM
While this name may not be as playful or bizarre as some of the ones already mentioned. My favorite dancer ever is named Jenae, until I called the club I had no idea how to spell it.

NoaSummer
08-26-2003, 10:03 PM
Viagra (lol)

NoaSummer
08-26-2003, 10:04 PM
or just plain orgasm..... pleasssseeee

Prester_John
08-27-2003, 04:58 AM
I am still on the look out for the dancer named "Shecky".

Jeanette
08-27-2003, 08:54 AM
I worked with a girl by the name of "Puck". She said when she started dancing she went on a website(?) and it was the word of the day, so she decided that would be her name.

xmarx52
08-27-2003, 10:02 AM
Was Puck everlasting?

smurfalicious
08-27-2003, 05:49 PM
I personally have danced with: Jake, Cherry Bomb, Felony, Powder, Bill, Secret, Passion, Desire, Obession, Ambrosia, Viper, Dimitri, Cookie, and I'm sure there are more strange ones, but I can't think of any right now.

Hey, I thought Secret was kind of a cute name. Okay, maybe it's just because I think Secret is a cutie.

Are you talking about Viper from k-falls by any chance? One that looks like Britney Spears in 15 years, still trying to cling to her youth?

-smurf

Paris
08-27-2003, 09:06 PM
Nah, The Viper I worked with looked like Reese Witherspoon with natural DD boobs, and a huge smile for everyone. She was really a nice girl but with a really weird name.

Syn
08-28-2003, 07:10 AM
Some of the girls that work at my club with strange but kool names...

Sweet Rose
Dezhire
Smooth

Syn

michele
08-28-2003, 10:27 AM
Not sure how to spell it,bagera, supposedly from some disney movie,and she was russian,I think the longer you dance it gets embarasing going by such far fetched names,Iam thinking kayla and jenna are even too stripper and just too stupid for me anymore,Iam thinking of using something more real like natalie or ashley.

Genesis
08-28-2003, 02:15 PM
Probably the strangest name I've ever heard was White Chocolate.

LittleOne
09-01-2003, 03:50 AM
LOL, my REAL name is Jenna....and there are three other Jenna's at my club, a Jenny, Genie, Jennifer, and a Jeana.
I started dancing by Angel, but I quit for a while and a new girl took the name so, now I use Krissy.

There is a girl name Myne (mine) at a club I went to in Central FL.

I was listening to the radio the other day and the DJ was playing a "stripper name" game. You take the name of your first pet, and add the name of the street you lived on as a child.
Mine was Rose Lavon, I like it.

TrixieFL
09-01-2003, 04:03 AM
If I took my 1st pet and street, then my stripper name would be Killer Sheridan. yikes :o

BigRed1970
09-01-2003, 05:51 AM
little sexy, and Freedom.....

BigRed1970
09-01-2003, 05:51 AM
If I took my 1st pet and street, then my stripper name would be Killer Sheridan. yikes :o
mine would be "Casy Longstreet" :P

smurfalicious
09-01-2003, 03:55 PM
mine would be "Casy Longstreet" :P

How convenient for you people growing up on streets with names! Hrmmm, Muffy 167th? Well, I did move to a name street after my parents divorced. Muffy Brazee? Er....

love and cookies
-smurfers

mt._hollylove
09-01-2003, 05:38 PM
the weirdest stage name ive ever heard is PAMMY PAMPERS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, :o

michele
09-02-2003, 02:41 AM
I heard that same radio show I think it was 98 fm in florida,by the way my daughters name is jenna also.

Vegas_DJ
09-02-2003, 10:16 AM
I have known a few people who gave their children names that sounded like stripper names. Maybe Dad wanted to prepare them for a career some day as a dancer?

Once I knew a family with the last name Apple, and they named the kid CANDY, no kidding.

Sort of off topic, but this post above reminded me of this.
While in my teens, most of my friends (whom I'm still tight with to this day) were from another high school. They told me that there was this girl at their school whose parents were hippies and thought that they would have a little fun with their daughter's name. We'll, their last name is BUG, so they made her first name IMA....and to make matters worse, they gave her the middle name "Green".
The sad thing is, I didn't make this up.....poor girl.

VDJ

Vegas_DJ
09-02-2003, 10:34 AM
Loki (Norse god of destruction, I believe).

I think it is also the Hawaiian God of Volcanoes, if I'm not mistaken.

VDJ

Amaya
09-02-2003, 10:34 AM
1st pet adn 1st street?

Minewould be :

Fluffy Aurora
BWAAAAHAAAAA! Hmmm.

lestat1
09-02-2003, 03:23 PM
1st pet adn 1st street?

Minewould be :

Fluffy Aurora
BWAAAAHAAAAA! Hmmm.
I kind of like that one. :) Aurora = Roman Goddess of the Dawn
How 'bout "Aurora the Fluffy Dawn Goddess"? Let's see the DJs rhyme that one! ;)

Meadow
09-22-2003, 12:27 PM
little sexy, and Freedom.....

I thought of o using Freedom a few months ago. ;D

Meadow
09-22-2003, 12:33 PM
*The weirdest ones to me are "Peaches" and "Chastity".
*A friend of mine told me to use the name "Viagra", not too long ago
*I am thinking of trying the name "Flame". I think it would go good with the red hair and the heavy metal music that I dance to. [devil]

Kobi
09-22-2003, 01:18 PM
Pussycat?

Charisma
09-24-2003, 09:50 PM
Timber

TanHush
09-25-2003, 07:35 PM
Essence was the funniest one I've ever heard. It always made me wonder Essence of what?

WickedPussyCat
09-26-2003, 01:37 AM
I have come across many strange names in my 6 years of dancing: Storm, Pepsi, Gorgeous, River, Princess, but the best one of all was Brickhouse. I have no freaking idea what that was all about, she was kinda big, and she would dance to that song by the same name.

siliconedoll
07-16-2005, 08:57 AM
Iam thinking kayla and jenna are even too stripper and just too stupid for me anymore,Iam thinking of using something more real like natalie or ashley.


Lol my stripper name is Jenna and my real name is natalie

miss moon
07-16-2005, 10:13 AM
HAHAHA My real name is Jenna..... seriously, no one believes me!!!

Emiliana
07-20-2005, 10:47 PM
I would be...according to the formula...Pokibelle Armstrong..hehehehehehe I think my new stage name should be Pokibelle:)

DancerWealth
07-20-2005, 11:08 PM
Oh I've got a great one for the list. I was in a club once and a dancer introduced herself as Treblinka. I did a double-take and looked at her in awe over that. She read my face and said, "what? What's wrong?" I said, "Perhaps you aren't aware, but Treblinka was the name of a Nazi concentration camp where about 300,000 jews were killed. She looked back in horror. She said, "Oh my god! I heard that name once and thought it was pretty so I took it as a stage name...I HAD NO IDEA!!" Sigh.... ::)

Rhiannon
07-20-2005, 11:10 PM
Holy Shit, DW! LOL

I'm so glad you told that poor girl. Hopefully she changed it to something that she knew the meaning of. Oy vey.

Lysondra
07-21-2005, 01:27 PM
OK I haven't seen this one yet...a while ago I worked with a girl who called herself Misery. She looked beat.

That's my cats name. :O

quoth_the_raven
07-21-2005, 01:33 PM
If I used the 1st pet/street thing, I would be....
*drumroll please*
Boss Hogg 26th
sexy, huh?

I used to work with these three ditz dancers named Erotiq, Exotiq, and Hypnotiq????
They had another friend that couldn't get hired...maybe she could've been Neurotiq or Psychotiq?

Hurray for the letter Q!!!!

lwtex52
07-21-2005, 03:42 PM
I am really disappointed in this group. All these posts, and I fail to see ANY mention of the name "Fantasia".

You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

I do understand that somewhere in Kansas there is a club with a dancer who calls herself "Femalia". Hopefully she has found a better name than that by now.

Susan Wayward
07-21-2005, 05:39 PM
I will do you one better, and I do believe I have mentioned this before.

I used to work with a "Fantasia," and one day I noticed that she had a tattoo of her dance name on her left breast.

"uh, Fantasia, why do you have a tattoo of your stage name?"

"Aw, it's my stage name because it's my daughter's name! That tattoo's for my baby."

sigh. that poor little girl.

lwtex52
07-21-2005, 05:50 PM
I will do you one better, and I do believe I have mentioned this before.

I used to work with a "Fantasia," and one day I noticed that she had a tattoo of her dance name on her left breast.

"uh, Fantasia, why do you have a tattoo of your stage name?"

"Aw, it's my stage name because it's my daughter's name! That tattoo's for my baby."

sigh. that poor little girl.

Susan, you have renewed my faith.

I just remembered the story of rocker Frank Zappa, just before the birth of his daughter, Moon Unit, when he was asked if baby names had been picked yet.

"Yes," he said, "John Wayne if it's a boy, and Clint Eastwood if it's a girl."

DancerWealth
07-22-2005, 10:42 PM
I think it is also the Hawaiian God of Volcanoes, if I'm not mistaken.

Actually, it's the Norse god of mischief. I used to have a ferret named Loki. :)

Malibu
07-23-2005, 01:36 AM
I will do you one better, and I do believe I have mentioned this before.

I used to work with a "Fantasia," and one day I noticed that she had a tattoo of her dance name on her left breast.

"uh, Fantasia, why do you have a tattoo of your stage name?"

"Aw, it's my stage name because it's my daughter's name! That tattoo's for my baby."

sigh. that poor little girl.

I think there was a girl on American Pop Idol called Fantasia (real name) also. Isn't that the name of that Mickey Mouse cartoon though? Poor girl.

The chef Jamie Oliver also has slightly odd names for his girls - Daisy Boo and Poppy Honey. Damn. What's wrong with celebrities? (http://vuurklip.net/index.php?expand=Nuwe%20Name&level=1&textlink=151)

lwtex52
07-23-2005, 11:10 AM
About two years ago, I saw a couple on the Today show that had bid corporate naming rights for their newborn son. I have no idea what the outcome was, but I believe I've mentioned at this site that, If I had done that, and with my luck, I would now have two daughters named "Ameriquest" and "AFLAC".

Mr Hyde
07-23-2005, 11:27 AM
Treblinka?

Getting past the whole nazi concentration camp thing...who would think that "Treblinka" sounds pretty????

And Timber??? Wow...

Worst stripper name I've ever heard personally was Ascot. I did ask her if she knew what it meant, and she said she didn't when she picked it but that tons of guys have told her that it's like a scarf.

verfolgung
07-23-2005, 11:30 AM
Wow, this is an old thread that got revived!


Here's a link to a similar thread that's running up in Stipping(General)....

"Worst Stage Names"
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=34300