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hollyday
04-20-2003, 05:43 AM
there was this guy that used to come into the club...we used to call him the 'shoe guy' cuz he would buy your shoes from u or your used socks....and i've heard he's bought pee before as well..he wears lingerie under his clothes and he is a strange one...i used to dance for him until one day he asked me to go out in the parking lot with him and watch him beat off...thanks but no thanks...and i havent seen him much since....u get all kinds in this business

jennaHarley
04-21-2003, 03:24 PM
theres a girl at work who has a regular who comes in every week - we call him the nutcracker - the whole dance he has her knee him as hard as possible, in his balls.....he doesn't even flinch - and he holds a conversation the whole entire time....we've had customers get dances just to go in the back room while there in there just to witness it!! and she kicks him hella hard - and the guy stands up and walks out with NO problems......

we have some VERY odd people who frequent my club - i could go on and on!!

BebeBabiez
04-21-2003, 08:44 PM
I wish I had a guy pay ME to kick him in the balls <grins> Just playin ;)... well.. a little!

velvet
04-22-2003, 05:52 AM
i have done it a few times but i dont remember him haveing such a calm reation. lol

Kittie
04-22-2003, 01:10 PM
I think I may have already posted this in another thread a while back, but the there have really only been two REALLY weird requests that I've gotten from a customer. One guy wanted to pay me $500 to take a shit on my face. [puke] [puke](That one I refused because that's just too freaky for me) That was back when I first started dancing. It was the first strange request I ever had, so all the others kind of pale in comparison......but even so, the other was pretty strange too. This one guy had got a couple dances from me, and right in the middle of the dance he asked me if I would pretend that I was his sister. [shocked]
I've gotten requests for stuff like foot massages or back rubs and stuff like that, but afer these two guys, that stuff just didn't seem as weird to me anymore. (Although still a little wrong cause I don't really like having people touch my feet)

McCain
04-23-2003, 02:18 AM
Had a few guys who wanted me to physically abuse them while they sat stage-side during my set. Had quite a few more who wanted me to do so during lap dances.

As for the weirdest request I have ever witnessed: The first club I ever worked at had this one overweight waitress who, at the request of customers (and only if they tipped), would take her shirt off, pour Everclear all over her breasts, and set them on fire! [shocked]

McCain

DDanyel
04-25-2003, 09:37 AM
Jeebus! You guys have had some crazy stuff! Hmmm...When I worked as a receptionist for an Esocrt agency in Akron, we had a customer.....hmmm....can I say it? A local tv personality....who would hire two girls to go see him at his house in Canton. He would get naked, and have one of the girls stretch out his ball sack, (sack, is that with a k or just a c??? :D) and the other girl was to pound into his sack (c? k?) with a meat tenderizer. He also like stiletto heels ground into his sac, and stilettos in his asshole. Yummy! :-X

He was a cheap ass, never wanted to pay, and one day a driver leaked oil on his driveway, he wanted to sue us. THAT would have been GREAT publicity for him!

MissB

anklefrog
04-25-2003, 03:31 PM
I just had this happen to me today! actually the customer was very nice and pretty normal. He said he had a great and cool wife and was happily married. He had a great personality too. Well, he said he like to get stepped on. Not with 6" stripper heels, but with
other shoes. In our lapdance area, he layed down on his back and had me wear my shoes (flip-flops) and step all over his balls. He loved it and I got a big kick out of it.

04-25-2003, 08:08 PM
. One guy wanted to pay me $500 to take a shit on my face. .

WINNER... HANDS DOWN!!!




A story I heard from my old club-- A guy offered 100 bucks for a girl to pee in a cup and give it to him.


This pee guy has been mentioned three separate times, I bet it's the same guy, maybe a travelling salesman or truck driver.

velvet
04-26-2003, 09:31 AM
naw, over the years there has always been a pee guy in almost every city!

Djoser
04-26-2003, 10:05 AM
We had a pee guy offer Lucky, The Naughty Little Pussycat, 400$ to provide him with a cup of it. She declined.

Veronika
04-26-2003, 01:21 PM
Okay, I have to preface this by saying that I went to High School with a girl who is now a very well known Domme so this is why I feel I can say this: The pee guy, well, there is probably AT LEAST one in every city. She even mentions this specific thing on her website.

It is an amazingly common fetish. In fact, it isn't just a straight phenomenon. I had a couple of gay male friends, one was a run of the mill rent boy who became a well known Dominant in SF and the other was an exotic dancer; they both told me of many instances of the "pee guy".

05-05-2003, 03:39 PM
Drinking pee, that is disgusting.
A dancer offered me a glass of hers in a club once. She had filled two glasses while peeing in front of me and drank from the other one.
She told me it was "healthy" to drink pee. I declined, even though she insisted.

ChristyWild
03-11-2004, 10:01 PM
Nostradamus, it is true that piss is health(ier) than most think. It&#039;s said that if you get dehydrated, you can drink your own for a couple of days to subsist on the mostly water that is in there....however, I agree with Kittie about the not shitting...that&#039;s actually very harmful to the person that requests it, but for them to do it means they&#039;re already dumb.
Anyhoo, as to my weird things. Had the pee thing, tho he wanted it directly in his mouth. Had a cheapass foot fetishist who wanted to wait 2 songs (no paying) before we started...and not only that but his foot massages were subpar too. Had a total sub who wanted to be humiliated...got 250 out of him...Generally, if you want me to do fetish stuff, you&#039;d better be able to pay fetish prices (250+) If you don&#039;t, you&#039;re just trying for a good time.

Uticaguy
03-15-2004, 01:28 AM
I can&#039;t believe some guys love being kicked in the balls . OWTCH! The only kind of physical contact that I would approve of are sex, hand jobs, oral sex , or groping. Gentle . loving , and sexy .

BTW , Urine is sterile but stinky. YUCK! The various diseases associated with it is one reason I totally disapprove of anal sex , QUADROUPLE YUCK! ONLY PRIMITIVES DO THAT!

Do many guys request strippers engage in peeling one piece after the other on both the stripper and the customer ? For example : The stripper takes off her shirt then the customer takes off his pants or the customer takes off the stripper&#039;s bra and the stripper removes or even forcefully rips off the customer&#039;s briefs ? Something like that might make the experience even better for both the customer and the stripper (some of the strippers might enjoy seeing some free willy ).

Pamela
03-15-2004, 08:14 AM
Urine is sterile, yes. However your own urine is safe for you, and sterile to you, not others.

Pamela

Lena
03-15-2004, 06:26 PM
My current fetish guy has a thing for feet and destruction. He likes to be kicked in the balls and slapped around and all that stuff, but he also likes me to destroy things. He gives me money to rip up, buys me expensive outfits to destroy, and his fantasy is to see me kick a watermelon to a pulp. Fairly predictable.

The other day, tho, I ran into a brand new fetish I&#039;d never heard of before. The gentleman had... (wait for it)... a bellybutton fetish. Really. For half an hour he played with my belly, made my belly button talk, moved it around, smelled it, etc.

Men are so weird.

Lena

foxee555
03-17-2004, 08:07 AM
I just love these stories. Great way to top off a bottle of wine before bed! ;)

I&#039;ve had the foot fetish and stomp my nuts customers. And a boyfriend whom I fisted after I pissed in his mouth.
Ahh, good times.

FoxxeeBrown
03-17-2004, 12:06 PM
There is one infamous customer here in the Portland area who has been going to strip clubs for decades and requesting the same sort of things. He pays the dancers very well to dance on stage with g-string panties on...backwards, if you can picture that. :o He also has talked some girls into dancing onstage while &#039;wearing&#039; a vibrator, and nipple clamps as well.

kryssy
03-17-2004, 01:49 PM
i have seen, done, or heard of many different fetishes after 8 years of dancing. :) One man used to come in with a pair of brand new panythose complete with the panty crotch and would give the girl 100 dollars to dance with them over her t-bar. another would pay me 100 dollars a game to play pool topless. Both of those were at top-less clubs.
Then at nude clubs there was another man whom would come in completely dressed as a woman. At first no dancers would approach him than he came up to the stage, tipped me 50 dollars and asked me to come talk to him. After stage i went over and he offered me 500 dollars to do 1 dance for him. Of course i did. :laughing:
Another time about a week before christmas a very much older man came in and tipped me very very well. At the end of the evening he asked me if i would like to go on a shopping spree. I told him the only way that i would was if my friend could go also. He agreed!! :eye-popping: So we met him at wal-mart (remember it is 3:00 am) and he says to grab a cart and start going to town. To make a long story short we ended up filling up 5 carts full of stuff and he pays for it all. The next day I was watching the news and Who&#039;s face pops up?????????? He ended up having a heart attack on the way home. I felt horrible, but he did have a blast that night. Yes his wife had died and he had no children. Just got alot of joy shopping.
tell Yall more later!!!!!!!!

enigma
03-17-2004, 02:20 PM
Urine is sterile, yes. However your own urine is safe for you, and sterile to you, not others.


Sterile urine is safe for anyone from an infectious point of view for anyone. That assumes it is TRULY sterile...no bacteria, viruses, fungi, etc. But, there is NO way to know for certain whether someone&#039;s urine is truly sterile from from all of those things. So, we have to assume everyone has something in there urine.

Also, urine is not safe for anyone to drink routinely. One drink here and there...ok. But routinely, even for a day or two and it&#039;s the only thing you drink; no, that&#039;s bad. There are waste products in the urine the body is trying to excrete. There is a reason for that. By re-ingesting them, you rebuild the byproducts in your system to sometimes dangerous levels that can begin to effect your body systems. I&#039;m a urologist, so I&#039;ve been down this road before with some of my patients.

ami
03-17-2004, 08:50 PM
......So I&#039;m like, okay so someone told you to come into this club and find me and give me this message? And he goes, yeah, the Zeta&#039;s. Aliens? Yep. He&#039;s delivered lots of messages for them.....

http://www.awe-struck.net/darkships/ZC.html

http://www.crowdedskies.com/pages/greys.htm

werird......

ami
03-17-2004, 09:02 PM
as for urine...

heres a lengthy article: http://www.rotten.com/library/medicine/bodily-functions/pissing/drinking-pee/

http://biomedx.com/urine/
heres something from this page:

Urine is not, as many believe, the excess water from food and liquids that goes through the intestines and is ejected from the body as "waste". It is much different and much more. .... As the blood circulates, it passes through the liver where toxins are removed and later excreted from the body in the form of solid waste. Eventually, this now purified "cleaned" blood makes its way to the kidneys. When blood enters the kidneys it is filtered through an immensely complex and intricate system of minute tubules called nephron through which the blood is literally "squeezed" at high pressure. This filtering process removes excess amounts of water, salts and other elements in the blood that your body does not need at the time.
These excess elements are collected within the kidney in the form of a purified, sterile, watery solution called urine.

I heard a story one time, don&#039;t know/remember if it is true or not but it was about a guy, his wife and his daughter. they were in something bad, an earthquake I think and they were traped in a small area for a week or so. He drank his own urine. His wife and daughter refused to. When the rescue workers finally got there he was the only one still alive. The other two had died of dehydration.

frankly I think it is gross but if I were in some terrible situation where I needed to survive I would do it.

anonymous1
03-18-2004, 07:13 AM
Last night, I had an older gentleman buy the thong I was dancing in. I changed into a new one, gave him the old one and he gave me the $$. Kind of wierd, but I need to feed my family, so who cares. It was an inexpensive thong, anyway.

TicklerBart
12-04-2005, 09:14 PM
Nostradamus, it is true that piss is health(ier) than most think. It's said that if you get dehydrated, you can drink your own for a couple of days to subsist on the mostly water that is in there....however, I agree with Kittie about the not shitting...that's actually very harmful to the person that requests it, but for them to do it means they're already dumb.
Anyhoo, as to my weird things. Had the pee thing, tho he wanted it directly in his mouth. Had a cheapass foot fetishist who wanted to wait 2 songs (no paying) before we started...and not only that but his foot massages were subpar too. Had a total sub who wanted to be humiliated...got 250 out of him...Generally, if you want me to do fetish stuff, you'd better be able to pay fetish prices (250+) If you don't, you're just trying for a good time.
Christy,
I live in Brandon, so I've been to Deja Vu a few times.
If I asked you if I could massage your feet or lick your feet or even tickle your feet, would you get offended by it?
I have a MAJOR foot fetish (Actually bare SOLES are my main passion),
& I've always felt that doing the foot thing is a nice distractiion from the usual tits & ass guys. (Sorry, didn't mean to be so graphic)

PaigeDWinter
12-04-2005, 09:18 PM
Christy,
I live in Brandon, so I've been to Deja Vu a few times.
If I asked you if I could massage your feet or lick your feet or even tickle your feet, would you get offended by it?
I have a MAJOR foot fetish (Actually bare SOLES are my main passion),
& I've always felt that doing the foot thing is a nice distractiion from the usual tits & ass guys. (Sorry, didn't mean to be so graphic)


If you're looking for a foot-based Domme, I've been doing sessions for 10 years. I travel around Central Florida, and allow customers to worship My feet in the club I dance at as well.