View Full Version : Squirtle!!!!!

08-17-2003, 06:15 PM
Ahhhhh yes.....

[dazzled] It took 2 hours. Two HOURS!!!! Never had the big O take that long.

But.....I did it! I can squirt! My BF of all people showed me how. I mean, I usually show myself these things, ya know?!?! He had his head on my tummy showin' me porno mags (Pirate/Private) telling me to PUSH like I'm trying to push myself inside out. That's the hard part. You have to maintain that pushing motion. I kept having to stop and rest, I couldn't breathe! Finally it just took one little swipe from my finger and away she went :o :o :o ;D

I was shocked, needless to say. And a little bit sore. There's a wet spot shaped like Australia on the sheets. My boyfriend ROX 8). [love] He's been trying to teach me for months and by God does it take some patience. I thought only a few peeps in the world could do that. Anybody can. And it feels GOOD [wiggle]

Pardon ALL the smilies but I'm in a great mood. If I can do it so can you. Just make sure you have some time on YOUR HANDS ya know?

Juliette de Sade

08-17-2003, 07:20 PM
Juliette the sex goddess! [oogle] hey can I borrow your bf? j/k. ;)

08-17-2003, 07:23 PM
I have *always* wanted to learn how to do that! Toys in Babeland (Seattle) had classes on it but I'm a little on the private side with my digital ministrations.

Congratulations! I am going to have to renew my trials ;)

08-17-2003, 08:03 PM
What magazines was he showing you? ;D
Never even thought to try something like that, hmmmm......Oh Honey.......

08-18-2003, 12:58 AM
i've heard of this. sounds fun hey. is it better than a normal orgasm or just different?

anyone wanna point me in the way of a website?

08-18-2003, 02:50 AM

Hi badkitty! This site should be helpful. For me, it took remembering to continue to push down.
The end result is very intense and very surprising. It was much more intense than a clitoral orgasm, but then again Both the clitoris and the G-spot were being stimulated at the same time ;)

Don't forget your towel.
Juliete de Sade

08-18-2003, 02:56 AM
I did not hit the article yet, but some say it is a mixture of urine as well. I am not sure. I know i have squirted before, but i had a full bladder it felt like when the orgasm came. After my bladder did not feel full, like when we started it did not either. So i wondered....hmmm.

I will read the article.

08-18-2003, 04:26 AM
The ejaculation comes from the urethra, which IS where urine comes out of. There are probably traces of urine in it, but for the most part it's odorless. I think the urination function shuts off when you orgasm, like a guy's does. Basically, when you are that turned on, you have to realize that you aren't going to pee, and it's a great release. Imagine how overjoyed you are when you get to the bathroom after having to go for 5 hours. It's more intense than that. Best way i know to describe it.

Juliette de Sade

08-18-2003, 04:31 AM
The website was very informative. And it explained why i always felt like i had to urinate right before orgasm. I have done some squirts, and thought "OMG....i am peeing"!

Helps alot to know this is normal. And when a stream of fluid comes out.....it's much more intense!! I won't hold this feeling back anymore!!

08-18-2003, 05:12 AM
Amazing.. I thought this was just a myth! :o :o :o
*takes notes from the website* ;)

08-18-2003, 05:18 AM
What magazines was he showing you? ;D
Never even thought to try something like that, hmmmm......Oh Honey.......

Very Hardcore Euro mags called Private. Pirate is the same company. They go where even Hustler dare not go. Strangely enough, the pic that did it for me was a girl using a double dildo with a man.

What would Freud say about that?! LOL
Juliette de Sade

08-18-2003, 08:25 AM
BTW, if you master this there are websites that pay up to 300 dollars for a homemade video. The more you practice, the further you will be able to "shoot". I'm gonna bust out my camcorder soon;).
Juliette de Sade

08-18-2003, 01:26 PM
So it was worth it? Sounds like a lot of work to me. I have yet to check out the website. Have you duplicated the experience yet? You seem so happy about it, I hope it wasn't a one time thing.

08-18-2003, 04:50 PM
Anais: think of it this way-was your first orgasm worth it? This was an orgasm of sizemic proportions unlike anything i have ever felt before. I'm fairly new at this...no I wasn't able to duplicate it because the first time was yesterday and I had a REALLY long day. You have to build up the muscle itself. It doesn't occur to most people to work it

08-18-2003, 04:53 PM
So will you be hosting a squirtle video making party, Juliette? ;-)

08-18-2003, 05:23 PM
as it continues...hitting post too soon and ending on a note less sour than a 6 pack of draft cider and a bottle of Cafe Zinfendel on a random monday in this existence we like to think is the grandest in history. Perhaps the grander were just overrated and ours is just as great as Cleos and Ceasars. Perhaps I should retitle this...squirtle seems a bit odd for a 29 year old German boy from Virginia Beach...I guess moving here from Germany in 1983 makes me from here. Pardon the random whatever it is I'm doing...did I mention the cider and Cafe Zin? I know I did...but pointing it out again excuses the fact that someone who took more English classes in college than most ever did in k-12 is writing like this on this grandest of eves. By now you all have probably figured out that this isn't P....I mean Juliette. My bad. I'm wondering what I should write about a cutie like her...who is currently taking a nap on our massaging recliner watching adult swim on cartoon network. I'll be in there when aqua teen comes on. We met at a club on Route 66 in Albuquerque, NM...I was living there for a hot minute...and she just happened to be at the bar of what they call club Pulse...it was goth night. I approached her looking like a reject from Front 242...and there she was in her Chinese dress...her beautiful Czech/Mexican eyes and smile me as I was approaching the bar...and we were tight ever since. I drove her home to Houston a few weeks later...and I moved back to Virginia soon after. She flew from Houston to Norfolk on Christmas Eve to see me. After being here a good portion of the way into January...she flew back to Houston only for her grandmother"s 50th wedding anniversary. She flew back to the big VA...and we've been unseparable ever since...or did that start at that bar in Albuquerque? I love her with all of my heartsssssssssssssssssssss. Add another s to that. She seems pretty happy about the squirtle...but it's the least I could do for someone as wonderful as her. I didn't think it was that big of a deal...but I like to see her this happy. Gotta run...perhaps I'll be back on one day...just as randomly as I was tonight


08-19-2003, 12:15 AM
that was interesting, i started reading that post and i'm like WTF juliette is a boy ??? ?!?! So you are the squirtle guy hey, well done!

Anyway Juliette checked out the website, it is great thanks for the ref. I am going to get me a little alone time tomorrow. just me and my towel, heh heh heh.

wish me luck


08-19-2003, 01:20 AM
WHAT?! no. I'm NOT a boy. My BF came onto the forum when I was passed out and posted. I like that, he is the nicest guy I have ever met. He understands my obsession with this forum and invader Zim and my Squirting. A party? Ya wanna cum? It could be a party.

I mean all guys squirt. It's a similiar concept........I love my guy anyway. I dunno if he realized that he was postin in ladys only!!!!!!!
Enjoy yer alone time.
Juliette de Sade

08-19-2003, 06:49 AM
Juliette- Another thing you might try is for him to do oral with a little finger work for a while, and then when you're about ready to go, have him push down on your mons (or just above it) with his other hand while his finger is in you.This method can even be done while you're having sex. And you don't need to push yourself. Bring several towels. LOL.

08-27-2003, 09:40 PM

I have to learn how to have an O in the first place while having sex..... then comes the squirting part I guess :s

08-28-2003, 02:15 AM
Well Noa, most of it you learn to do yourself. You know what you like better than anyone. The best position to acheive your first O in sex is on top where you can rock back and forth and stimulate the g-spot and have your clitoris rubbing on his torso as you go.

But I stick by this.....my own hands have taught me more about my body than any man. You know?

Juliette de Sade

08-30-2003, 04:15 PM
I can squirt but I can't make it shoot out far....but an awful lot of liquid can come out. However, it doesn't happen for me when I have an orgasm but rather when I'm getting close.

08-30-2003, 06:20 PM
Hmmmmm......you might be multiorgasmic, Bunny. Are you sure you aren't cumming? I have confused the two before. I mean the greatest part of orgasm is the buildup. Could it have built up and released twice. Take ten and get back with me.

09-03-2003, 06:42 AM
Well Noa, most of it you learn to do yourself. You know what you like better than anyone. The best position to acheive your first O in sex is on top where you can rock back and forth and stimulate the g-spot and have your clitoris rubbing on his torso as you go.

But I stick by this.....my own hands have taught me more about my body than any man. You know?

Juliette de Sade
I'll just keep practicing ;D :P

09-11-2003, 04:01 PM
I don't think I ever really squirt right at orgasm, unless that's maybe considered the beginning of it...it is when it's getting close I know that. And I can do it more than once but it's never been like bam, bam, fast one after another. The only way I even know for sure WHEN the squirting is taking place is if I am told or I see it which would mean I'm not in bed but in some other place having sex...but sometimes there is just a puddle in the bed and I don't know exaclty when it happened.

02-22-2004, 11:58 PM
Here's something I've learned over time: it gets much easier. The muscles build up as you do your Kiegels and it gets very tight. This aids in the satisfaction of both partners involved. One of the greatest additions to my play life. Read the website and work at it!

02-23-2004, 12:41 AM
ohhhhhhh I love it... I dont have trouble orgasming at all, but I have never tried to squirt. LOL I have seen a clip from the internet and these girls squirt big time!!! I wanna try!

02-23-2004, 12:16 PM
LOL JDS.... girl i love you and all your posts ..... this one is great ;D

I just emailed the website to my man in new jersey...... when i get there next month he has a LOT of work to do and lot to catch up on lol..


I have to learn how to have an O in the first place while having sex..... then comes the squirting part I guess :s

Now this is my problem too. I have great O with clitoral stimulation ( which i do myself ) but never through penetration ??? I have ben sexually active for 8 years ( im nearly 21 so do the math ). I think i was nearly there last month when my bf was here in London and i was on top but i didn't actually get "there" >:( ..... Anyway when i do cum through clitoral stimulation i cum a HELL OF LOT and like bunny its usually before the O..... i also wonder why and ask guys if its normal.

Anyway JDS thanx for the link and info i will read it now ;) btw your SO is a sweetie.


02-23-2004, 02:22 PM
I can do it! I usually get to the point where I can, I just didn't know I should "push." Thanks a bunch.

I tried it out, alone, in the shower. Didn't know what kind of mess I was going to make, not in the bath because I wanted to see.

Seraya, if that's what you usually do then it's normal for your body. I wouldn't worry about it.

02-24-2004, 02:49 AM
I love stripper web. This is the only place outside of the dressing room at work that I can talk about body functions and malfunctions and not be glared at. You girls rock!!!!
I can't wait to try this out!!!!

02-25-2004, 12:16 PM
LOL…. I am laughing because what she’s saying about pushing yourself inside out is just about the right way to describe it.. My hubby got me to squirt a little over a year ago, once you learn how, its hard to shut it off! YAY!!!!!! I love this thread!!!

02-25-2004, 12:28 PM
I dunno if I describled this before, but during the bearing motion when you are using your fingers, the g-spot islike a little circle of bumpy ridges RIGHT near the front. Play with THAT spot as you desire. push it in, kinda. But certainly look for the ridges.

02-25-2004, 01:53 PM
I think every women should learn how to squirt, it is the most intense orgasim ever.

02-25-2004, 04:52 PM
so, wait, you were using you fingers as opposed to him using his or using a vibrator? I want to try this! I, too, have never had an O from penetration so you other girls are not alone! Do you have to do both to squirt? Should I invest in a good "bunny" vibrator or something?

03-02-2004, 08:47 PM
After reading all of this, I found "female ejaculation & the G-spot" by Deborah Sundahl at the local Gay and Lesbian toy store. I'm just starting to read it but am... um... all ready to try to learn. I missed all the "hands on" classes at Toys in Babeland, Seattle... *sigh*.

03-03-2004, 04:51 PM
I'm a squirter as well - I recognize the joy of that Australia-shaped wet spot on the bed!! I also remember the slight shame in it before I knew what it was - oh my god, did i pee? LOL



everyone knows that pregnant women are hornier than hell, right? well when i was pg last year, i was also single and not gettin' any - in my second trimester i could literally SQUIRT three feet from the edge of my bed while using my handy dandy rabbit. :D