View Full Version : Songs Most Likely to Get A DJ Killed by the Girls.
Kianna_Jayde
11-04-2003, 08:01 AM
Why can't they have a personal DJ or something in the VIP or champagne room so we can play our own erotic music and get the guy turned on so he can keep buying dances?? [monkeydance]
HolidayOnStage
11-12-2003, 04:03 AM
I once had to dance to Keith Partridge.."I think I love you" and "Sugar Sugar" by the Archies..some old guy requested these ...and damn it the DJ said "Yes"...lol..Let's just say all the girls came running out of the dressing room to see what the hell was going on. My daggers should have killed the DJ..I can't believe he lived!!! BUT I did make good money on that set..lol.
Holiday
LenaC
11-12-2003, 06:25 PM
once on stage the DJ played boy george and the culture clubs "do you really want to hurt me?"
i looked around while i was dancing and saw the bartender pretending to slit her wrists while putting her head in an old oven.
and that made me laugh, even during that horrible song, cause that's exactly what that song made me feel like doing.
Kianna_Jayde
11-12-2003, 07:11 PM
Oh my God, Lena C, I had to really laugh at that one because just thinking about the song and its lyrics. Oh my, laughing again!! [withstupid]
heidi
11-16-2003, 10:36 AM
I'm not a dancer ;D but I guess that any Pink Floyd song would send the DJ packing. Like, it's too eclectic and mellow, right ???
i love dancing to pink floyd... especially Money... always gets a good reaction from the guys... i want to try Dirty Woman also... ;)
xoxo
heidi
AnneKatherine
11-16-2003, 10:56 AM
oh damn.....at the club I dance at, it's "Mmmm Bop" by Hansen. No lies.....it has been played quite a few times....
foxee555
11-18-2003, 01:51 AM
God, I didn't even think of "what would you do?" until I saw it here. Hello inappropriate! There's a girl at my bar who dances to that.
I was thinkin "welcome to miami".....in a club in miami (f*ckin cokehead DJ). FYI- I was into like, Tool at the time!
tranquil_waters
11-18-2003, 08:09 AM
Heidi,
In case your in need of the Pink Floyd song, it is called young lust. I love it!!!!!
heidi
11-30-2003, 11:43 AM
thanks hon... i'll check it out... i love pink floyd....
xoxo
heidi
Just about any of the 80's pseudo hip-hop (C&C Music Factory, Franky Goes To Hollywood, Information Society) would get me strung up now. lol
My God, the other day the dj played that "chacacan" song(don't know if I spelled that right), all I could think of was What The Hell Is He Doing!
By the way, I love dancing to Pink Floyed.
Devastating Divyne
12-02-2003, 06:16 PM
In the Club by 50 Cent. I worked with a DJ I haven't seen since my first week dancing. I give him two of my custom rock/alternarock/cool girly rock cds and say anything off of here is fine. They are all labeled and I write in erasable markers the songs that can be used each nite at the bottom. I pick my first song and say whatever you pick second off of these is cool. I walk out and I'm smiling and I hear "go shawty its your birthday". No the fuck its not, its my worst day. I don't do rap. Hell I'm on the verge of not liking it at all except for a few select groups but that was bullshit for an alternagirl like me to have to endure. It gets the rowdies up and tipping, but they make ass clapping requests b/4 they let go of the damn tip. An entertainer can dance to anything and I won't be tacky and walk off or just sit down onstage, but don't underestimate the distance I can throw my shoe and clock your ass in the head either :)!
Divyne I think you brought up another good point. Dj's need to feel what the dancer's likes and dislikes are. I personally can listen to about any type of music, but it's not me on stage. I try to get to know every girl in the club so that I'm able to help her do her best.
frmrplatinumdj
12-06-2003, 04:43 PM
I've worked with many "i'm an entertainer not a stripper types" who allways say its not the song its the girl that makes the money. If she's a good dancer she could sell ALMOST any song
The jack
Prince
as long as they aint played twice a night every night are great songs...THEY CAN BE SOLD....remember your danceing for guys...if a guy hears the word "pussy" in a song it makes him automatically look up and find one.
We are just programmed this way lol ;D
scarlett623
12-07-2003, 10:49 AM
Song from the early 90's...Rape Me by Nirvana. I would see girls walking around singing along and want to slap them and tell them to really think about what they are saying!
heidi
12-08-2003, 06:59 AM
i wanted to vomit when the dj played Billie Jean by Michael Jackson the other day... and all the customers looked uncomfortable and some said stuff like since when is is sexy to dance to child molesters?... Ugh...
xoxo
heidi
alexislv
12-08-2003, 07:03 AM
She's an airhead by Thomas Dolby
Pixie
12-09-2003, 07:40 PM
My club is so small we don't have a DJ, we play our own music. The other girls always get pissy with me when I played classic rock--I like dancing to it, but apparently they have a really hard time lap dancing to it.
TommyTheRemixer
02-24-2004, 02:29 AM
... the song she was 'going to use in her next set starting in 8 minutes' but can't now because its not 'fresh' anymore ...
Trust me gang, ALWAYS try to get an idea [or a list] of whats coming or you'll be taking some lashes...
I generally try to avoid the latest top ten hits unless its getting towards the last third of the shift and the girls haven't played it yet ... then I still ask ...
Malibu
02-24-2004, 03:45 PM
Ummm...I dance to Michael Jackson quite a lot (I'm not going to get into a debate about 'dancing to child molesters' coz I don't think it's appropriate and I'm too tired for that anyway). Some of his songs are just so damn good to dance to. I love "Liberian Girl" and "Dirty Diana". Those are actually 2 of my faves.
madgrad
03-05-2004, 01:13 AM
Garrunteed to get a DJ chased by a crowd of dancers with pitchforks and torches:
A Lap Dance is Always Better When the Stripper is Crying--The Blood Hound Gang.
If your a DJ with a Death Wish play this and it will be granted.
Rawkergirl64
03-06-2004, 05:29 AM
Boyz2Men "Mama" or anything else about parents
:laughing: too funny!
Rawkergirl64
03-06-2004, 05:46 AM
1. "Come on over, come on over baby!" 'nuff said!
2. That damn techno megarock mix that mashes together every classic rock song, forever ruining my fond memories of when albums were albums
Gynger
03-06-2004, 04:38 PM
Cause I'm a STRRRRRIPPPPER... undo your ZIPPPPPERRRRR....
Stripper by Lords of Acid....
exotica17
03-07-2004, 03:07 AM
I like that Lords of Acid song, although if I were dancing again I probably would not play it again. I hate most R&B songs--all that whining......damn, just kill me! I'd have to say that most R&B songs turn my good moods into bad. I would usually try to suck it up and pretend to really love the songs--strippers are great actresses. But a lot of times I just couldn't. I also hate anything that's played at least 5 times in one day, everyday. There's a million different songs out there--dare to play somethin' different for chrissakes! And oh, I hate Spear Britney, too.
Andieb
03-25-2004, 10:22 AM
Vasoline....she uses vaasolinee! don't know who sings that crappy one but the DJ played it on me last week...... :beat:
AndieB, did the song go something like, "I know a guy who... goes to shows...when is at home and he blows his nose... he dont use tissues, or his sleeve, he dont use napkins, or any of these, he uses maaaaagaaaaaaaaaaaazines... magaaaaaaaaaaazines?"
:rotfl:
This song is sooooooooooooooooooooo old, and I was in 7th grade when it came out. LOL
I dont remember who sings it though!
;)
another song that would get a DJ killed is "I hate everything about you" by Ugly Kid Joe.
"And I....get sick when I'm around, I...cant stand to be around....I...hate everything about you!....everything about you!" :finger:
Yikes! :irked:
Katrine
03-25-2004, 04:42 PM
"Vasoline" is by the Flaming Lips and they are a great indie band!
Their one hit is one of their worst songs, as it often happens...
krchab99
03-25-2004, 07:30 PM
I love country music try sweet by toby keith
ToriBaltimore
03-26-2004, 05:30 AM
Stripper ( I want my dick sucked)--- body count....way gross
"you can get this lap dance here for free" ....um ...no you cant
" what would you do if your son was at home
crying all alone on the bedroom floor cuz hes hungry and the
only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money" ....okay hello degrading crap!!!!!!
and me personally......i hate "girls girls girls" and " feeling HOT HOT HOT" what the hell is that??? the red lobster theme song!?!?! I actually had a dj play that!!
ToriBaltimore
03-26-2004, 05:34 AM
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Absorbant and yellow and poreous is he
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
His nautical nonsense be somethin you wish
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
and that song too!!!!!!!!
Asphyxia
03-27-2004, 02:02 PM
Actually, a lot of girls at my club dance to Michael Jackson! One of them always dances to "Black or White," which is kinds weird! :P
I used to want to slay the DJ at my old club when he played "Girls" by the Beastie Boys. Not only are the lyrics totally insipid, but it's impossible to dance to.
PoleKitten21
03-28-2004, 01:51 PM
Shame, Shame, though out this whole post no one mentioned the number one song that would get a DJ crucified....
"HO" by Ludacris....man imagine being on stage when that came on....
"Ho"
[Chorus]
Hooooooooo (Ho)
Youza Hoooooo (Ho)
Youza Hoooooo (Ho)
I said that youza hooooo (Ho)
[Repeat 1x]
[Ludacris]
You doin ho activities
With ho tendencies
Hos are your friends, hoes are your enemies
With ho energy to do whacha do
Blew whacha blew
Screw whacha screw
Yall professional like DJ Clue, pullin on my coat tail
an why do you think you take a ho to a hotel?
Hotel everybody, even the mayor
Reach up in tha sky for tha hozone laya
Come on playa once a ho always
And hos never close they open like hallways
An heres a ho cake for you whole ho crew
an everybody wants some cuz hoes gotta eat too
[chorus x2]
[Ludacris]
Cant turn a ho into a housewife
Hos dont act right
Theres hos on a mission, an hoes on a crackpipe
Hey ho how ya doin, where ya been?
Prolly doin ho stuff cuz there you ho again
Its a ho wide world, that we livin in
feline, feminine, fantastical, women
Not all, just some
You ho who you are
Theres hoes in tha room, theres hoes in tha car
theres hoes on stage, theres hoes by tha bar
hos by near, an hos by far
Ho! (But can i getta ride?!)
NO! (Cmon, nigga why?!)
Cuz youza
[chorus 2x]
[Ludacris]
You gotta run in your pantyhos
Even your daddy knows
that you suckin down chocolate like daddy-o's
You hos are horrible, horrendous
On taxes ya'll writin off hos as dependents
I see tha ho risin
it aint surprisin
its just a hoasis
with ugly chicks faces
but hos dont feel so sad and blue
cuz most of us niggaz is hos too
[chorus x2]
(Ho)
Muthafuckas im so tiired of yall niggaz always talkin
bout hos this, hos that, you tha muthafuckin ho nigga
I wasnt no ho last night
(Pimp)
Ho, bring yo ass!
(Ho)
Ok, hold on
Katrine
03-28-2004, 05:26 PM
I love that song! But I would never work in a club that played it, hehe!
Emily
03-29-2004, 02:21 AM
What about Beautiful by Christina Aguilera? Bad lyrics and a bad rythm, but played a lot....don't get it.
And one time a DJ played "I Keed" by Triumph The Insult Comic Dog.
I am usually pretty low-maintenance, but this annoyed me.
Katrine
03-29-2004, 01:02 PM
"Roses" from Outkast's last album...I always liked this song and heard it on the radio recently...guess its the next hit single, its such a funny-ass song, but I don't want to be onstage dancing while the guys hear about my shit smelling like roses, or otherwise........
Gynger
03-30-2004, 02:35 PM
I forgot one. and I have no IDEA who sings it..
Stupid Girl.... great beat but I hate it.. and there is one more.. Beck's Loser.... I don't like it either .... great song too, but not for dancing...
Whomever said the comment about Girls from the Beastie boys.. is so right.... HOW THE HELL can ANYONE dance to that? However, I like the B Boys "She's on it"...
Emily
03-30-2004, 05:01 PM
I forgot one. and I have no IDEA who sings it..
Stupid Girl.... great beat but I hate it..
Garbage...
a girl at our club always dances to that!
and Not An Addict by Kay's choice
Breathe it in and breathe it out
And pass it on, it's almost out
We're so creative, so much more
We're high above but on the floor
It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
If you don't have it you're on the other side
The deeper you stick it in your vein
The deeper the thoughts, there's no more pain
I'm in heaven, I'm a god
I'm everywhere, I feel so hot
It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
If you don't have it you're on the other side
I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie)
It's over now, I'm cold, alone
I'm just a person on my own
Nothing means a thing to me
(Nothing means a thing to me)
It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
If you don't have it you're on the other side
I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie)
Free me, leave me
Watch me as I'm going down
Free me, see me
Look at me, I'm falling and I'm falling.
It is not a habit, it is cool I feel alive I feel...
It is not a habit, it is cool I feel alive
It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
If you don't have it you're on the other side
I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie)
I'm not an addict...