View Full Version : To Lick or Not to Lick...That's the Question
bambiblue
01-21-2004, 06:33 PM
DEFINATELY DON"T LICK!!! It is our job to intice and tease you not be slobbered on!!! Chances are you will get a much better dance if you don't touch the dancer and just let her do her job.
merely_lurking
01-23-2004, 01:20 AM
Rather than lick a dancer's nipples, I prefer to suckle upon them like an infant at feeding time. Licking is okay, but sucking is better.
Madcap
01-23-2004, 02:27 AM
As the title poses: To Lick or Not to Lick...That's the Question
Not to lick... that's the answer.
Hey bud, how 'bout I come up to you and (holding my nose) LICK YOUR CHEST.
You'd be pretty pissed off, wouldn't you? Why? Because i'm not anyone who you'd ever want licking your chest? Shazam!
You figure it out.
And the ones that want you to lick them... How about another analogy, you know, for the sake of endless stupidity (since this has been going on as long as women have danced for men, which is a LOT longer than many might think, and i'd bet this same sort of dumb assed question came up in Babylon and Ur).
Here's the second analogy...
How about i pass a lollypop (Say, just for the sake of the debate, we are on an endevour to find out just how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop). Say i pass it around to thirty men. They all lick as if it's a Heroin pop. Have they brushed their teeth? Do they have nineteen bleeding cavities? Do they have Herpes symplex *whatever* (the kind you get drinking off a glass)? WHO CARES!!! IT"S A TOOTSIE ROLL POP!!!!!!!!! WHAT RED BLOODED MAN WOULDN'T WANNA LICK A PERFECTLY WILLING TOOTSIE ROLL POP?????????
They...
all...
lick...
the tootsie....
roll...
pop...
All twenty nine other of your brethren lick the thing...
Heeeeeeeeeeeres the tootsie roll pop. Just for you.
Lick it, bud.
Wanna?
Seriously, and i don't mean this derisively, grow some self respect. If a random woman wants you to lick her breasts, ALARM BELLS SHOULD SOUND.
Man, and i mean no offense, this is a no brainer. SHE generally will knee you in the balls if you lick, and if she's the type to let you lick you just goddamn might end up with the Martian Flu (Also called Captain Tripps, a chocolate frog goes to who can tell me what that was a reference to, since we might as well have SOME fun with a retarded question like "Can i Lick a woman i don't know?", actually calling that question retarded is an insult to retarded people, since they have no idea that they might piss someone off or get paisley feaver from LICKING the wrong person).
I CANNOT believe i had to read someone's post about LICKING an unknown hot chick (Gives me a reason to stay on this board, Moron questions are fun to reply to).
Lilith
01-24-2004, 02:30 PM
...I just give a giggle and say "hey, youre gonna get me in trouble" real cute like.
They don't care if you get into trouble. I've had guys say the same thing when I tell them to get their hand off my ass; "Oh, yeah, wouldn't want to get you into trouble." My response is, "It's not me that's going to get into trouble."
I've adopted your statement (which I've noticed is common) to say, "Don't get yourself in trouble, 'cause the bouncer will come over here and pull his gorilla act on you. Totally kills the mood for me."
merely_lurking
01-24-2004, 11:34 PM
I CANNOT believe i had to read someone's post about LICKING an unknown hot chick (Gives me a reason to stay on this board, Moron questions are fun to reply to).
Are you kidding me? If she's hot, what difference does it make if she is unknown or not? Who cares? That's part of the enjoyment of the whole thing. If some hot unknown chick offers up her succulent breast for my enjoyment, you better believe I'm going to be slobbering down on that bad boy. It's almost like a knee jerk reaction. I don't understand your reasoning.
Squiggles
01-25-2004, 07:50 AM
I was in Olympic Garden with my wife (then GF) in about 1999.My Mrs went to answer the call of nature and left me sat at one of the little stages.I had a bottle of beer in front of me and the dancer came along,put the neck of the bottle over her nipple,wet it with my precious booze and then proceeded to pull my mouth onto her boob and in went the nipple.I didn't have money in front of me and I hadn't tried to catch her eye at all,so I was taken aback a smidgeon.And to cap it all,I got in lumber with the wife when I told her.
Madcap
01-25-2004, 06:16 PM
I CANNOT believe i had to read someone's post about LICKING an unknown hot chick (Gives me a reason to stay on this board, Moron questions are fun to reply to).
Are you kidding me? If she's hot, what difference does it make if she is unknown or not? Who cares? That's part of the enjoyment of the whole thing. If some hot unknown chick offers up her succulent breast for my enjoyment, you better believe I'm going to be slobbering down on that bad boy. It's almost like a knee jerk reaction. I don't understand your reasoning.
I reason thusly: Yellow fever.
Look, i'll find a girl who WANTS me to lick her, and not for money. No way am i licking some chick in a club that i just met and only-god-knows who else has licked her. I'd accept HER as clean, but men are gross. Who knows what the rest of the guys licking her are putting in their mouths.
You be my guest. Have at it, bud. I'll refrain from risking the beautybonic plague.
NinaDaisy
01-28-2004, 12:15 AM
Please don't lick. It's not very fun or clean to be licked by 50 guys in a night.
If your dancer lets you lick her, then I'm assuming you're not the only one. You'd be licking the slobber off her from how many guys before you?
Davey, we're supposed to tease you. ;)
Yeah dude, just ASK first if you can be the 25th guy to swap spit on our titties!
Zabrina
01-28-2004, 08:55 AM
I was in Olympic Garden with my wife (then GF) in about 1999.My Mrs went to answer the call of nature and left me sat at one of the little stages.I had a bottle of beer in front of me and the dancer came along,put the neck of the bottle over her nipple,wet it with my precious booze and then proceeded to pull my mouth onto her boob and in went the nipple.I didn't have money in front of me and I hadn't tried to catch her eye at all,so I was taken aback a smidgeon.And to cap it all,I got in lumber with the wife when I told her.
Nice! Keep in mind you just swapped beer spittle with about 50 other guys. Your wife was right to be pissed at you.
Squiggles
01-29-2004, 07:09 AM
I didn't ask for or want it.It sounds silly,but it happened so quickly,I didn't realise what was happening until she'd done it.It was only the second time I'd been in a strip club,so I never expected anything like that to occur.Please don't make the mistake of thinking me a nipple fiend.
Madcap
01-29-2004, 01:19 PM
Well, he's got a point. Who expects some lady to just walk by and stick her nipple in his mouth?
Zabrina
01-29-2004, 01:39 PM
You don't have to open your mouth like a baby bird! Close the lips and turn your head, silly :P
Squiggles
01-29-2004, 01:41 PM
You don't have to open your mouth like a baby bird! Close the lips and turn your head, silly :P
But it looked like a chewed up worm ::)
JimLovesJazz
01-29-2004, 05:46 PM
If a dancer wants me to do that she'd have to ask me- I have on occasion been know to obey ;) but actually I'd rather them be touching me than the other way around. :P
ALGirl07
08-29-2007, 04:17 AM
Consider this....
To prevent "lickers" I generally spray my breasts with a really good smelling hairspray....it tastes horrible, and smells great.....
It IS a tease after all, and keeps you guys from doing it again. ;)
NinaDaisy
08-29-2007, 05:27 AM
[rotflmao]
Forget the extra charge.
It would have been worth giving that up to see his face if she told him.
Shit, I would've. In fact, if I ever dance again I'm using that line.
To expand on it further, I highly recommend that dancers averse to being licked tell a guy "I just had sex with my boyfriend before work and he came all over my tits".
Ooooh, that's good.
Macnee2
08-29-2007, 07:30 AM
I feel sick now. The number of nipples I've had forced against my lips at the strip club over the years and I never thought of the fact that the girls may not wipe off the last guys germy drool. Really, I feel like vomiting.
I don't lick but it's still a vector for disease given that there is contact.
britt244
08-29-2007, 10:01 AM
this thread is 3 years old.
jasmine
08-29-2007, 11:59 AM
Uh, yeah, we put our boobs in your face, cause most of you like it. But please, don't lick the dancers. Now if she is trying to pry apart your mouth and insert her nipple,;) different story.
Pretty_Penny
08-29-2007, 12:09 PM
i don't put my tits on guys mouths.... but i will say this...
do not lick me. ever. evereverevereverevereverever.
(unless of course you are someone i'm having sex with)
i would rank being licked ANYWHERE ON MY BODY above being groped on my list of "things i hate" that customers do.
the only thing i hate more than customers putting their mouths on me is customers who get aggressive physically.
ExoticEngineer
08-29-2007, 12:32 PM
I know this thread is way old, but since it's been brought up again.....
Holy cow poop I hate it when guys lick me! The random, sloppy tongue lashing when you least expect it on some random body part (stomache, cleavage, neck) I seriously HATE it.
But what irks me even more is when I politely (1st offense) tell guys not to lick me, how hurt they get, how upset and act like I took their favorite GI Joe toy away....
It makes me want to take the dirty, wet, moldy, sickly smelling towel the bar back keeps behind the bar and stuff it in their mouths. Yah.
Chicagoeditor
08-29-2007, 12:33 PM
It makes me want to take the dirty, wet, moldy, sickly smelling towel the bar back keeps behind the bar and stuff it in their mouths. Yah.
Naww. That towel wasn't so bad. :D
ExoticEngineer
08-29-2007, 12:43 PM
I could tell you liked it when your eyes rolled back in your head..... Can I have that back by the way?
hehehe.
*hi CE!*
Chicagoeditor
08-29-2007, 12:50 PM
I could tell you liked it when your eyes rolled back in your head
In medical circles, it's called a stroke, EE. But it was so worth it! :D
Oh, tell your dark-haired doppleganer I want a lapdance when I'm next in town.
N00bCusty
08-29-2007, 04:16 PM
I'm too shy for contact but if a dancer makes a move I'm not going to stop her. The dancer in my thread made out with me the first time I saw her. If you wanna fuck a newbie over in the head, invite him to the club and go off with your regular.
britt244
08-29-2007, 06:40 PM
I'm too shy for contact but if a dancer makes a move I'm not going to stop her. The dancer in my thread made out with me the first time I saw her. If you wanna fuck a newbie over in the head, invite him to the club and go off with your regular.
sigh.
BrunetteGoddess
08-29-2007, 07:07 PM
You wouldn't lick a dirty sidewalk, so don't lick the damn stripper.
One, we don't like it,
Two, you don't where the body part you've licked has been.
So stop it.
And N00bCusty: STOP IT! I'm sure I'm not the only one who is beginning to get annoyed. You have your own thread. Keep your bitter emotional vomit in your own thread. Thanks.
cherry_sin
08-29-2007, 07:10 PM
^^^^ I think I love you. Thanks for having ESPN with me. LOL
BrunetteGoddess
08-29-2007, 07:16 PM
Hehe.
Kaylinn
08-29-2007, 07:24 PM
hmm...since customers can't keep their salivia in their own mouth.....
next time a guy tried to lick me, maybe I should just spit on him.
BalletBaby
08-29-2007, 07:41 PM
^Why didn't I ever think of that! Too bad I'm not in Houston anymore::)
britt244
08-29-2007, 08:29 PM
hmm...since customers can't keep their salivia in their own mouth.....
next time a guy tried to lick me, maybe I should just spit on him.
that is HILARIOUS. doooo it!
ExoticEngineer
08-30-2007, 12:10 PM
A uy got me last night at work. Licked my back (shudder) the sweatiest spot on my body I am sure. It was so effin creepy!
So I turn to him and this popped out of my mouth. "My son gets punished for licking in school, no recess and sits in the bad kid chair in class, plus a note home to mom...and he has WAY less self control than a grown man is supposed to."
"Uhm, sorry?"
"Yah, pretty sure that doesn't work in 1st grade either, pay me, I'm done."
BrunetteGoddess
08-30-2007, 12:14 PM
Oh boy. I love you EE.
Star Player
08-30-2007, 09:54 PM
Don't lick - you don't know whats been there before. Plus leave her some dignity.
Mastridonicus
08-31-2007, 05:37 AM
Don't lick - you don't know whats been there before. Plus leave her some dignity.
*RINGGGGG RINNNNNGGG*
"Oh hey man..."
...
"Oh things are good...Yea yea, we're still good, it's yours. You'll get it when I'm done"
...
"Yea dude, she's great things are going really well so, yea hah. No early collections"
...
.......
..
"Hey dude, look I don't mean to interrupt but the reason I called...may sound silly.... but
uhm....
What's the temp?"
ExoticEngineer
08-31-2007, 08:52 AM
^I think I get it...but not so much....
I may have gone back brunette but apparently I'm still thinking blonde... :-\
Mastridonicus
09-02-2007, 06:43 AM
^^ Asking satan if hell's frozen over. But you only hear my side of the convo..
RoseWhite
09-02-2007, 10:29 AM
^I think I get it...but not so much....
I may have gone back brunette but apparently I'm still thinking blonde... :-\
No no, I was mystified too! NOW I get it - but without making any hint of a reference to either Satan or Hell at all in the original post, I was left thinking . . . "Well, um, okay . . . I guess this is one of those humor-from-complete-randomness situations? Maybe?"
Djoser
09-02-2007, 10:51 AM
Damn, I saw this ancient thread resurrected, and I was hoping it was the one where the dancer said she used to actually have her boyfriend come on her tits before work. I forget who it was, an Old School SW member. I believe her.
But alas, this isn't the thread, I just read the whole thing hoping to find it..
ExoticEngineer
09-02-2007, 11:01 AM
I get it! I get it! ;D
Silverback
09-02-2007, 01:25 PM
this thread is 3 years old.
Just a couple months shy of four.
Crow2
09-05-2007, 12:58 PM
Damn, I saw this ancient thread resurrected, and I was hoping it was the one where the dancer said she used to actually have her boyfriend come on her tits before work. I forget who it was, an Old School SW member. I believe her.
But alas, this isn't the thread, I just read the whole thing hoping to find it..
Haha, thats the line I use sometimes.
DON'T. LICK. ME. ANYWHERE.
Do not try, my boobs are large and when I offer for you to put your face inbetween them. THAT IS NOT ON INVITE TO LICK ME.
When I show you my long pretty legs.. DO NOT LICK ME.
I can not begin to explain how utterly disgusting this sort of behavior is.
Oh yeeeeah buddy - that beer/liquor/pussy smell on your breath is really making me fucking HOT.. Oh. Mygod. Now I have that beer/liquor/pussy smell on me.
Thanksafuckinglot motard.
Corgan
09-30-2007, 02:20 AM
pwease don't lick.
datchapin
10-01-2007, 07:32 PM
I've noted this thread is old and I may sound stupid for asking this. But what the hell is that capital a with the thing over it and a *at the end supposed to mean? While I'm at it what the hell is that *L* and *S*?
ExoticEngineer
10-02-2007, 07:55 AM
Hmmm, not totally sure what you'retalking about there. Do you have smilies turned off or something? I'm not sure...
cameron_keys
10-02-2007, 04:16 PM
I've noted this thread is old and I may sound stupid for asking this. But what the hell is that capital a with the thing over it and a *at the end supposed to mean? While I'm at it what the hell is that *L* and *S*?
??? Can you quote it or something..no idea what you are talking about...
When a really old thread is resurrected, some of the posts may come back with strange letters and markings in place of usual letters. I've seen it but I don't know why it happens. It may have something to do with how the data base was stored. I imagine there are some 'puter geeks around here who could explain the A's and B's of the phenomenon.
FBR
njcustomer
10-02-2007, 09:50 PM
Ask the dancer or know the rules of the club. I went to a club and literally heard a dancer say to a custy, "Keep you mouth shut when my boobs are on your face or this dance is over." Needless to say all the guys in the back laughed at him. I've been to other clubs where the dancer says its ok (but Boobs that taste like anti-bacterial sanitation wipes are nasty anyway) . . .
ruru123
10-04-2007, 02:26 AM
no licking this girl! ewww, im sorry, but there's alot of yucky germs that can be transmitted that way. i don't even like the guy im dating to lick my boobs. i hate the smell of spit on skin! YUCKKK! and no offence but tons of custy's licking me all night is nasty and dirty, IMO.
it's funny cuz custy's never think of things like "if she let me lick her, then she lets everyone too, and im just licking other customer's germs".
i always before i start a dance say no kissing, sucking or licking. no bodily fluids!