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Lola Rose
10-04-2007, 07:48 AM
DO NOT LICK!!!!

just in case you forgot ;)

Victoryx0x0
10-14-2007, 09:05 PM
please dont- EWLK!

MoetATL07
10-14-2007, 09:19 PM
No licking you damn you could catch mono from the last idiot that decided to lick also. GROSS

Pretty_Penny
10-15-2007, 12:09 PM
i think we've all pretty much covered this topic 100000+ times and have come to the agreement that licking/kissing is nasty and unwanted.

maybe there should be a sticky thread for customers about this. you know, with links to the multiple threads of girls talking about how much we hate it.

i mean, it's gotten pretty repetative. :P

Sophia_Starina
10-15-2007, 12:26 PM
When guys try to lick my bewbies I tell them that I am a dancer, not a friggin ice cream cone!

UtahMike
10-15-2007, 07:13 PM
After school, I once found a note on the floor of my fourth grade classroom. It read:

"I lick you. Do you lick me? Right back."

FBR
10-17-2007, 05:05 PM
^^ LOL I remember those notes. I always added the little boxes where they could check "Yes" or "No". Weird I know but I suppose I was thinking that the less work I gave them to do the better the chance they would like me. I say "like" because...well..."lick" wouldn't have occurred to me in the 4th grade.

FBR

cameron_keys
10-17-2007, 05:08 PM
^^ LOL I remember those notes. I always added the little boxes where they could check "Yes" or "No". Weird I know but I suppose I was thinking that the less work I gave them to do the better the chance they would like me. I say "like" because...well..."lick" wouldn't have occurred to me in the 4th grade.

FBR

LOL....Me and a friend got bored one day at work and walked around handing out little notes to guys that said "would you like a dance? check yes or no"

None of them got the joke, but it amused us!

minnow
10-18-2007, 03:51 PM
Word. Boldface my own.

A few tips from a dancer whom the bouncers have nicknamed "Slugger". It's a show, not an invitation for more (if it is an invitation, then just wonder how many men have been there before).

If you violate the no touching rules, then I move my treasures away or move your offending parts away from my treasures. That is your first warning. If you do it again, I kindly remind you that this is only a show, not an interactive prelude to more. That is your second warning. A persistent (third attempt) violation earns a bitchy "I SAID..." preceeding the earlier statement.

A fourth attempt earns you a bitchslap and a mark under the plaque titled "Slugger's Hall of Shame" which the bar keeps gleefully current. Anything involving teeth wins a "Go straight to Bitchslap- Do not pass go". Winning the dubious honor of being forcibly reminded by Slugger that this is only a show also gets you tossed out.

As Slugger is fond of saying, "Keep your hands, lips, teeth and tongue to yourself. Just sit back and enjoy the ride of your life."

::) A "NFZ" club in FL!! If I catch wind of a club being NFZ, myself(along with offending parts, treasures, AND wallet) will be many zip codes away!

Back to OP: I vote "NO" for licking- get a lollipop for that. In scenario presented, light and dry sucking or kissing more apropos.;)

cameron_keys
10-18-2007, 03:57 PM
::) A "NFZ" club in FL!! If I catch wind of a club being NFZ, myself(along with offending parts, treasures, AND wallet) will be many zip codes away!

Back to OP: I vote "NO" for licking- get a lollipop for that. In scenario presented, light and dry sucking or kissing more apropos.;)

NFZ??

And dry-sucking? Ew.

minnow
10-18-2007, 07:06 PM
CKeys: NFZ= "No Feel Zone"- as in no touchee, sit on hands, hands to side.

Dry Sucking= suck without drooling all over, wouldja rather have someone drool over you?

cameron_keys
10-18-2007, 07:13 PM
CKeys: NFZ= "No Feel Zone"- as in no touchee, sit on hands, hands to side.

Dry Sucking= suck without drooling all over, wouldja rather have someone drool over you?

I'd rather have someone not suck on me. Keep your mouth to yourself please.

gingerlee
10-18-2007, 07:18 PM
I'd rather have someone not suck on me. Keep your mouth to yourself please.
I second that. NO SUCKING! That's just as bad as licking. Just reading that makes me want to take my 'Hour Shower' in the hottest water possible.

minnow
10-18-2007, 07:41 PM
CKeys: "and then travel north to gently brush my lips"......
READ THE OP!!! If you dangle the bait right in front of the fish often enough, one is bound to get some nibbles. If dancer keeps nipples to herself, custie will keep mouth to himself, thank you & good night.

cameron_keys
10-18-2007, 07:44 PM
CKeys: "and then travel north to gently brush my lips"......
READ THE OP!!! If you dangle the bait right in front of the fish often enough, one is bound to get some nibbles. If dancer keeps nipples to herself, custie will keep mouth to himself, thank you & good night.

And if you'd read the rest of the thread you'd see the discussion has moved way beyond the OP. Catch up.

And I wish custies kept their mouths to themselves uninvited. Sadly this is not always the case. Thank you and good night. Asshat.

BalletBaby
10-19-2007, 02:34 AM
Dry Sucking= suck without drooling all over, wouldja rather have someone drool over you?

I'm guessing that you still breastfeed. Would you like a pacifier with that lapdance?

And how in the hell do you suck on someone without getting spit on them?!/:O Do you use one of those suction thingys like dentists have?


If you dangle the bait right in front of the fish often enough, one is bound to get some nibbles. If dancer keeps nipples to herself, custie will keep mouth to himself, thank you & good night.

One is also bound to get his ass kicked.

And fyi, dancers do keep their nipples to themselves. It's not our fault you have no self control because you haven't seen a ta ta in forever.

Jenny
10-19-2007, 06:04 AM
READ THE OP!!! If you dangle the bait right in front of the fish often enough, one is bound to get some nibbles. If dancer keeps nipples to herself, custie will keep mouth to himself, thank you & good night.We have this thing where we prefer the customers not to say stupid things. We're strippers. The whole point is to give everything but the things we are not giving. Saying "if I'm not allowed to suck on you, I'd prefer if you danced out of sucking distance (i.e. 10 inches away)" is stupid and counter to the whole idea of a lapdance - and frankly, I doubt most guys buying dances from me would agree with you. The whole idea that "men can't help themselves" has no place - well, it has no place anywhere, but it especially has no place in a stripclub. It isn't "bait"; one "baits" when one is trying to get someone to do something. Not because the totality of what one is offering is less that what someone takes.

Crow2
10-19-2007, 09:11 AM
CKeys: NFZ= "No Feel Zone"- as in no touchee, sit on hands, hands to side.

Dry Sucking= suck without drooling all over, wouldja rather have someone drool over you?


How in the world is any "sucking" ever dry?



CKeys: "and then travel north to gently brush my lips"......
READ THE OP!!! If you dangle the bait right in front of the fish often enough, one is bound to get some nibbles. If dancer keeps nipples to herself, custie will keep mouth to himself, thank you & good night.

Bait? Dude, this is not the local fishing hole. It's called "strip TEASE" for a reason.

kaiarose
10-19-2007, 01:39 PM
I'm guilty of putting my lil boobies in guy's faces and then getting upset when they lick them. I guess I feel like I'm rewarding him for being so gentlemanly to begin with that I don't expect or want him to lick me. IDK if that made any sense to you but, damn.

ironmaidern
10-23-2007, 10:26 PM
It is not uncommon in my area for strippers to try to insert their nipples in my mouth. I have to keep my lips sealed very tight to prevent one from popping in. In my opinion they want to be licked. It's really more of a fight not to do it from the guys side.

A side question.....if you start sucking on a nip, is there a chance bodily fluids will be exchanged....I'm not just talking about milk....

Zabrina
10-23-2007, 11:13 PM
^No. I do not put my tits in a mans face because I subconsciously want to be licked. I just want him to enjoy the dance so he'll buy another. I DO NOT WANT customer spittle on me ever, for any reason or on any level of consciousness!!!

ExoticEngineer
10-24-2007, 07:30 PM
Did someone leave the the back door open? I think some stupid wandered in.....

If what you two dingleberries say are true....
Then every time I sit on a guys lap I must want him to try and poke me with his weiner. And every time I lean back I must want him to slobber on the side of my neck. And most importantly, whenever I turn my back to him and wiggle my delicious ass in his face I must secretly desire him to try and stick a finger up my bum. Yah...I can see how all of that is reasonable. (douchenozzle)


Anyways........ I had a funny story about a licker the other night. This guy slobbered all over my shoulder so I turned to face him and said "Mmmm, stick that toungue out again" He did, and I pinched the lil shit between my finger nails and said "Stop slobbering on me!!!" Hehehe, just wanted to share.

zxcire
10-24-2007, 07:33 PM
It is not uncommon in my area for strippers to try to insert their nipples in my mouth. I have to keep my lips sealed very tight to prevent one from popping in. In my opinion they want to be licked. It's really more of a fight not to do it from the guys side.



YouR OpINIoN SUCKs!

Sophia_Starina
10-26-2007, 12:34 PM
It is not uncommon in my area for strippers to try to insert their nipples in my mouth. I have to keep my lips sealed very tight to prevent one from popping in. In my opinion they want to subconsciously (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=subconsciously&spell=1) be licked. It's really more of a fight not to do it from the guys side.



Yes... we're all about getting our nips between your lips. I get joy from poking you in the mouth with my rock hard love nubs. It's like face fucking guys (only on a smaller scale).

When a guy tries to move away from my nip, I sneak attack. I come around from the side and HAH! surprise I'll be in your mouth again.

I've made some guys cry when I wouldn't stop poking them in the mouth with my nipples. They'd be all like, "Please... no more... I can't handle it, I can hardly breathe...*garble garble*" <--- there I would stick them in the mouth again. If they don't stop crying I poke them in the eyes too.

SarahSynn
10-26-2007, 12:46 PM
I've had strippers lick me before, but never really returned the favor as I wasn't sure how that would be taken. However, one of my faves in LA put her tits in my mouth, so yeah, I licked then. Good times.

xdamage
10-26-2007, 12:55 PM
I've had strippers lick me before, but never really returned the favor as I wasn't sure how that would be taken.

Best to not to do so... seriously. You are paying them, it doesn't mean they are paying you or want your tongue on them.

SarahSynn
10-26-2007, 01:00 PM
Best to not to do so... seriously. You are paying them, it doesn't mean they are paying you or want your tongue on them.

Yeah, I get that which I why I keep my tongue to myself, for the most part. }:D

xdamage
10-26-2007, 01:05 PM
Yeah, I get that which I why I keep my tongue to myself, for the most part. }:D

Smart. A lot of strippers lick customers, but if you think about it, it's not much of a compliment anyway. I'm guessing most of them that do it give it no more thought then brushing their teeth - something that has to be done.

ExoticEngineer
10-26-2007, 04:05 PM
I used to lick customers, but that got old...now I just spit on their cheek and rub it in with the palm of my hand.