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PhoenixFire
09-28-2003, 02:33 AM
I'm glad this topic has come up, since I found myself in the same situation about 5 years ago.

I bought a dance that ended up being on a leather sofa (but it was not VIP). Anyway, the dancer gave me a great dance with decent contact and all of a sudden, I popped! Believe me, this was neither expected nor wanted! I had never had a problem with close contact dances before, so maybe it was her fishnet stockings. Who knows? I was quite embarrassed, but the dancer didn't say anything. She had to notice because it soaked through. I paid and immediately left.

Ever since then, I have had anxiety issues on dances - perhaps a mental problem - but I still try to keep the dancer informed that "you're dancing is too good" or I'll ask, "can you dance out in front of me for a while?" to cool off the situation. Most dancers are OK, it's the grinders and bouncers that really cause me grief. I picked up a good tip here to try a paper towel as an insurance policy against soaking. I haven't popped again, so I don't know how well it would work.

This past Friday night, I had my first VIP experience. I made a "connection" with a spectacular woman and after one table dance, decided to take the plunge. I told her about my issues and we agreed to take things slow and I would let her know if it got too much to take. She was wonderful about the whole thing and gave me two great dances. There was a lot of close contact and some moderate grinding - I was quite aroused - but never felt like I was going to lose control. It was the best SC visit I've ever had, and I can't wait to go back to see her again.


PhoenixFire

tom_pb
09-28-2003, 08:43 AM
I've known one dancer who loved to control when a guy came. She was into Domination. I asked another dancer if my coming would bother her and she said NO! In fact she makes sure I come every time I see her. I agree it is gross but as these dancers know it is pretty natural.

LEIGH_LANDON
09-28-2003, 01:01 PM
ya real natural ......IN A BROTHEL THAT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stevenv
10-01-2003, 12:07 PM
Gee Bridgette, Your closing line, was my thought all long. ;)

This post is right up there with the post from the guy who wanted to know what girls thought when he popped a boner....good grief already.

I(insert eyeroll here)

I agree, Leigh. Well spoken. Besides, any guy who comes that quickly is either very hard up or very inexperienced, or both. Personally, it takes me a while, and plenty of foreplay, before that happens. Besides, as you and others have said it's not appropriate, and inconsiderate to the dancer. My two cents.

lestat1
10-01-2003, 12:26 PM
Besides, any guy who comes that quickly is either very hard up or very inexperienced, or both.
Of course, the 'hard up' and 'inexperienced' guys are also the type likely to go to strip clubs, so that makes for a sticky situation (no pun intended).

BigRed1970
10-01-2003, 01:09 PM
great, now this is turning into a E-pissing contest. "popping" happens to the best of us. somtimes it is becuase we haven't had a realise, and somtimes it is somthing about the situation. for me the one dancer move that is dangerouse is when she bends over, puts her arms on the chare and wraps her legs around me, then she grinds like that. I am a legs and buns guy and the fact may make this a probem for me. but the main thing is to not to try to hold it.. that makes it even worse for me. try to enjoy the dance and not think whats grinding agains what..... :-/

Vicki-Valentine
10-03-2003, 04:37 PM
I haven't been in the situation too often where a customer had an orgasm because I don't do grinding dances here in WI. However, it did happen a few times with younger customers and usually it doesn't bother me unless it soaks through.

This happened once and I was REALLY upset about it. The guy was wearing windpants and it got on my leg. I immediately wished him a good night and went straight to the bathroom without drawing any attention to the situation.

I'm sorry but semen can be a vessel for HIV, bacteria, STDs. Would you want someone to bleed on you? Spray breastmilk in your face? I don't think it's too much to ask to wear a condom in a high contact situation. It's courtesy. How would you feel if a dancer didn't wear a tampon during a lapdance? :o

BigRed1970
10-04-2003, 07:21 AM
I haven't been in the situation too often where a customer had an orgasm because I don't do grinding dances here in WI. However, it did happen a few times with younger customers and usually it doesn't bother me unless it soaks through.

This happened once and I was REALLY upset about it. The guy was wearing windpants and it got on my leg. I immediately wished him a good night and went straight to the bathroom without drawing any attention to the situation.

I'm sorry but semen can be a vessel for HIV, bacteria, STDs. Would you want someone to bleed on you? Spray breastmilk in your face? I don't think it's too much to ask to wear a condom in a high contact situation. It's courtesy. How would you feel if a dancer didn't wear a tampon during a lapdance? :o


uh, I have a friend on another fourm who I wouldn't tell about this one if he put a gun to my head. he is into up, "extream" sex and two of his favorates is bloodplay and period sex. :-/ I told him that I found this sick and he said somthing to the effect that wet and mushy feels good no matter where it comes from [eek]

Hound
10-04-2003, 07:55 PM
Never have, never would.

Rose
10-06-2003, 09:56 AM
I really can't believe some of the attitudes I see form some of the men here... I appreciate the men who are saying that it's wrong and should be controlled, however...to the men who think it's "no big deal": during a LD you are not supposed to touch or lick the dancer, right? And the boundaries are made pretty clear to you in club rules (and by bouncers, etc)? So if you aren't supposed to be SPITTING on the girls or grabbing them inappropriately, then, WHY, oh WHY do you think that you have the right to spew your most intimate bodily fluid on them???? Don't give ME that "it's just cum" crap. There are too many diseases being passed around in the world today to have such a cavalier attitude about such a serious problem. If you think you are going to cum, then be a man and tell her. I can't believe that anyone would be such an A**hole and say something like "oh, it's just cum...what's the big deal, it's not like it's radioactive or anything" well, FYI, a disease can kill to, so don't be an idiot!
Be Safe, Ladies!
Rose

velvet
10-06-2003, 01:45 PM
rose that was merly lurking that said that, he likes to get us upset that's why he is banned from here ;D

DancerNY
10-06-2003, 02:16 PM
Off course a girl can tell... it's disgusting whether you have the condom on or not.

Bella21
10-06-2003, 03:02 PM
ewwww! Whenever i see any wet spot, I will either stop dancing or continue dancing or refuse to touch him, then warn the other girls what he has on his pants. Everytime I see it I want to knock him out! They rarely say anything. It's not worth the money! Blech

Bella21
10-06-2003, 03:02 PM
oops, I meant continue dancing BUT refuse to touch him

The_connoisseur
10-10-2003, 01:50 PM
Ok, here is a great story.....

I am at the Flamingo theatre in Anaheim and am Sitting with a voluptious beauty who is treating me to fantastic lap dances. The couple next to us is a petite mexican beauty with long raven hair and a stunning figure who has a young Mexican male who looked like a mere innocent babe.

All of a sudden she screams, and jumps off him like he stabbed her.... he had wet himself and immediately this young lady takes off her heel and starts pummeling him with it. The girl I am with goes "OMG!! help her" ... so I go over and grab the guy by the collar ( luckily the law of physics with size and matter were on my side) and yank him away from her as he still had a hand on her derrier. He is grinning from ear to ear and suddenly "crash" two samoan bouncers come and grab he and myself.

The girls both interject on my behalf and they let me go. This guy starts getting the stuffing knocked out of his 150 pound frame as he is led to the door. The next thing I know, the owner comes over and apologizes to myself and sets me up with a "free" diet coke.

Both girls gave me comp dances and phone numbers which I never called, but they thanked me and told me that they had thought "Chivalry" was dead in So Cal...

Bella21
10-12-2003, 09:04 AM
HAHAHAHAHA! YEA! Hey, I'm in so cal, what club was that????

FBR
10-12-2003, 09:06 AM
LMAO this topic will never go away LOL If I were ever to cum at a club Id never show my face again LOL

FBR

sadbuttrue
10-12-2003, 11:12 AM
Of course, the 'hard up' and 'inexperienced' guys are also the type likely to go to strip clubs, so that makes for a sticky situation (no pun intended).

Shit ls1 I was gonna say that...

>>>Sad<<<

merely_lurking
12-24-2003, 06:50 PM
I think the deal is that when a guy gets really close to coming, it suddenly becomes the most important thing on earth to be finished off and normal rules of courtesy and etiquette can fly out the window. Hence, he may spurt his wad all over you, and then may feel slightly guilty about it later.

Bridgette
12-25-2003, 06:56 AM
I think the deal is that when a guy gets really close to coming, it suddenly becomes the most important thing on earth to be finished off and normal rules of courtesy and etiquette can fly out the window. Hence, he may spurt his wad all over you, and then may feel slightly guilty about it later.

Dude, that makes more sense than anything I&#039;ve read from you in ages! So guys, if you get close to cumming, could you please try and remember to check yourself?

polecat
12-25-2003, 02:08 PM
Obviously, I give little credence to the original post being legit., but it is an interesting topic at any rate.

I look at this as having the same respect as spitting on someone. It&#039;s the uninvited transfer of body fluids onto another person and therefore not something I&#039;d consider socially valid or acceptable. Ignoring all the obvious sanitary and disease issues, the respect factor alone isn&#039;t easy to fathom on it&#039;s own.

Moreover, I&#039;d really like to know what I&#039;ve been missing out on since orgasm is the *farthest* thing, waaaay out in left-field, during all lap dances I&#039;ve ever received. There are few places inside a strip club I&#039;d consider capable of building the proper mood or inducive of orgasm, on top of the fact that lap dances I receive are usually of a more tantric/sensual nature.. or just good clean fun in a boy/girl laughing and having a silly time sense. I guess the high-contact, high-mileage nature of my local SF clubs spoils one&#039;s sensibility to a more full-body, full-mind experience with a heightened sense of sensuality versus the limited method of simple crotchville grind marathons.

This topic DOES finally explain to me why the trash cans in the men&#039;s room stalls are always full to the brim with condom wrappers when I visit out of the area clubs. It also explains the condom machines I&#039;ve scoffed at in the past.

Moreover, what the heck are these guys wearing? Are they wearing things they consider it "okay" to soil? I&#039;d expect gentleman to dress nicely for a night out, and soiling import and/or tailored clothing doesn&#039;t seem like a recommended hobby. Strip clubs also are usually one stop of many for a night on the town- how are these guys able to function with a load in their pants for the rest of the evening? Or even if they used a condom, there aren&#039;t proper cleaning facilities in men&#039;s bathrooms to maintain a comfort of cleanliness. The whole thing just seems foreign and alien and doesn&#039;t quite figure.

Djoser
12-26-2003, 01:54 AM
"...let me assure you that your thread isn&#039;t so bad compared with some I have seen here before, many of which were obviously started as a joke to piss off the SW members (who could forget "Jack Carr"?)."

Djoser, posted Dec. 23rd, 3:48 pm


About 24 hours later, we find a new reply to this thread, for the first time since October 12th, which means the respondent had to go to the bottom of page three to find and resurrect it...

Bridgette
12-26-2003, 06:11 AM
Moreover, what the heck are these guys wearing? Are they wearing things they consider it "okay" to soil? I&#039;d expect gentleman to dress nicely for a night out, and soiling import and/or tailored clothing doesn&#039;t seem like a recommended hobby. Strip clubs also are usually one stop of many for a night on the town- how are these guys able to function with a load in their pants for the rest of the evening? Or even if they used a condom, there aren&#039;t proper cleaning facilities in men&#039;s bathrooms to maintain a comfort of cleanliness. The whole thing just seems foreign and alien and doesn&#039;t quite figure.


From what I&#039;ve seen, most guys who make a habit of cumming or trying to, don&#039;t seem to value the whole cleanliness issue much. Way too many guys&#039; crotches smell REALLY rank, even from a relatively safe distance.

BigRed1970
12-26-2003, 07:02 AM
yeah, if you do happen to have an accident, leave. don&#039;t try for a second..... that may be were the smell comes from.....

LEIGH_LANDON
12-26-2003, 10:08 AM
Oh my god the whole concept is absolutely fugging gross. I SO did not sign up for this crap when I became a dancer and no where no how in any way shape or form in my freaking dictionary does the word DANCE entail a descriptive of crotch to crotch grinding to a song until a customer ejaculates. Who f*cking invented this shit anyway??

I cant even begin to tell how GLAD I am this is no where near what I do in the burlesque industry to entertain men.

IN ANY EVENT - I am so glad I featured and I am so glad I am out of the industry in this particular aspect.

Now I really dont care how anybody makes their cash ESPECIALLY cause I dont have to deal with it anymore, but what I AM saying is I am glad this was never a part of my regime for my take home pay ever at all.

Just MY opinion....

Prester_John
12-28-2003, 11:29 AM
I know I am risking this Thread to be brought to the fore again by my replying to it, but it’s for a good purpose.

Can a Moderator or Pryce close this Thread down, so it can get relegated to the Archives, where it belongs? Everything here has been beaten to death, and the thread itself was started in Troll-like fashion. I am personally getting a bit fatigued seeing it pop back up from time to time, usually re-enflaming people in the process.

As they say in court: Asked - and Answered. Let it pass on.

merely_lurking
12-29-2003, 01:59 PM
"...let me assure you that your thread isn&#039;t so bad compared with some I have seen here before, many of which were obviously started as a joke to piss off the SW members (who could forget "Jack Carr"?)."

Djoser, posted Dec. 23rd, 3:48 pm


About 24 hours later, we find a new reply to this thread, for the first time since October 12th, which means the respondent had to go to the bottom of page three to find and resurrect it...

It&#039;s been awhile since the last time I could post here, when this was still a pretty active thread, so while it is probably dead to most of you, I just wanted to revive it for a little bit. Thanks for your post, Djoser. Did I ever mention that your taste in music is impeccable?

seraya
12-29-2003, 04:07 PM
Why? ..... i don&#039;t mean this in a rude way but unless you have anything to constuctive to add why would you want to keep it active? I agree with PJ everything here has been beaten to death!

Seraya.

Rayleen
12-29-2003, 04:13 PM
Well since ML is the offical button pusher
::)
my guess it was revived to annoy dancers here

merely_lurking
12-29-2003, 04:36 PM
Why? ..... i don&#039;t mean this in a rude way but unless you have anything to constuctive to add why would you want to keep it active? I agree with PJ everything here has been beaten to death!

Seraya.


I thought I was adding something constructive to the thread. I&#039;m sorry you disagree with that. Does the reappearance of this thread somehow frighten you?

seraya
12-29-2003, 05:22 PM
I thought I was adding something constructive to the thread. I&#039;m sorry you disagree with that. Does the reappearance of this thread somehow frighten you?



ML You didn&#039;t have anything constructive say, you mentioned wanting to keep the thread active with out any reason..... why i don&#039;t know, unless you have something to add on the subject.

oh and btw no luv it doesn&#039;t frighten me.... but its old, nuff said!

Seraya.

lestat1
12-29-2003, 07:13 PM
Not to cause another 6 pages of this thread or anything, but how do the dynamics of this issue change when the dancer flat out says it&#039;s ok, just to "warn her" when it happens? I&#039;ve actually heard that a few times at a couple clubs... :o

velvet
12-29-2003, 10:30 PM
if she gives permission then i guess it does change things. diffrent clubs and diffrent girls allow more.

merely_lurking
12-30-2003, 04:04 PM
ML You didn&#039;t have anything constructive say, you mentioned wanting to keep the thread active with out any reason..... why i don&#039;t know, unless you have something to add on the subject.

I never said I kept this thread alive for no reason. I just didn&#039;t mention the reason. The reason I kept it alive was because I felt like adding to the discussion and was not able to post for a few months because I was banned. You are welcome to think that it was not a constructive post. I don&#039;t understand why people care if an old thread comes back. Would you prefer I started a new thread about coming in strip clubs? I&#039;ll get right on that. J/K :)

BigRed1970
12-30-2003, 06:06 PM
Not to cause another 6 pages of this thread or anything, but how do the dynamics of this issue change when the dancer flat out says it&#039;s ok, just to "warn her" when it happens? I&#039;ve actually heard that a few times at a couple clubs... :o
dosen&#039;t matter. I really don&#039;t like making a mess in my pants no matter how good it feels........ If I need release, if it isn&#039;t offered, I can do it myself at home........ 8)

tranquil_waters
12-30-2003, 07:53 PM
What ever happed to the vomiting smilie? I could really have used it here ::) :zombie:

Rayleen
12-31-2003, 10:36 AM
Not to cause another 6 pages of this thread or anything, but how do the dynamics of this issue change when the dancer flat out says it&#039;s ok, just to "warn her" when it happens? I&#039;ve actually heard that a few times at a couple clubs... :o


warning her when it might happen it gives the dancer the opportunity to not get it on her- it&#039;s more respectful of her comfort and safety.

Lurker_001
01-01-2004, 12:36 PM
If the girl finds out that you did its possible to be banned from the club.The last time at the local grindage club i was getting a lap dance.It was a while into it(Got an hours worth) and she knocked the wind out of me(diaphram) and my inner most feeling came out.She jumps off and askes "Are you ok?","Do you need to go to the bathroom?".I was fine but she must have thought i had a problem in my pants,lol.

psyphre
01-14-2004, 12:46 PM
just to play devils advocate for a minute. what about when the situations are reversed? I can recall one night when i got soaked by a dancer.

Rayleen
01-14-2004, 01:04 PM
If you think you are going to cum let the dancer know before hand - its a matter of respect imho.

blondhottie
01-14-2004, 01:23 PM
I agree...definitely let the dancer know beforehand so she can get off of you, and if you think there&#039;s the slightest possibility that you might cum during a lapdance, wear a condom. I don&#039;t think anybody wants jizz all over them. :eek: :yuck:

FBR
01-14-2004, 05:36 PM
Blondhottie I agree I think its tacky for a guy to cum during a lap dance. Thats what privates are for ::)

FBR

Prester_John
01-14-2004, 09:10 PM
NOW PLAYING AT STRIPPERWEB!

The topic has been on everyones mind -

People Fear it :boggled:
Its Unstoppable :eye-popping:
It Could Destroy Everyone One of Us :gasp:

[hr]

Its...

Its...


"UMMM I CAME: the THREAD THAT JUST WONT DIE"

The moment you thought it was gone... It RETURNS. :weeping:

Read it at your own peril - it might be the last thing you EVER DO. :scared: :scared: :scared:


This is a Jack Carr Production.

polecat
01-15-2004, 02:28 AM
Well, we wouldnt want this thread to end "prematurely" now, would we?

;D :o ;D :o ;D :o

smooth
01-15-2004, 06:09 PM
If you F or JO at least once a day, you wont have this problem... LOL.

Djoser
01-16-2004, 09:31 AM
Castration might be an appropriate remedy...

sadbuttrue
01-18-2004, 07:41 AM
Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what&#039;ve you got?
Waitress: Well, there&#039;s egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there&#039;s spam egg sausage and spam, that&#039;s not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don&#039;t want ANY spam!
Man: Why can&#039;t she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT&#039;S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn&#039;t got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean &#039;Urgghh&#039;? I don&#039;t like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can&#039;t have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don&#039;t like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don&#039;t cause a fuss. I&#039;ll have your spam. I love it. I&#039;m having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

Now replace every spam word with cum and maybe you&#039;ll stop this thread!

>>>Sad<<<
;)

01-18-2004, 05:45 PM
sadbuttrue,

You got me.
I dare say you got us all
because...

NOBODY EXPECTS
THE SPAMMISH REPPITION!

sorry, I couldn&#039;t resist

merely_lurking
01-23-2004, 01:28 AM
I really think that if a dancer turns you on enough to make you come, she has no one but herself to blame when you blow your wad all over her. If she didn&#039;t want me to come, why on earth was she jacking me off in the first place? That&#039;s kinda how I look at it.

foxee555
01-23-2004, 03:57 AM
Nobody expects the spammish rescutation????!!!!!!!!!!!!
:spam: :spam: :spam: :spam: :spam: :spam: :spam:

AAAAHHHHH HAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Yes, I&#039;ll be the 1st female on the board to admit that I&#039;m a MontyPython-lovin-dork!

Thanx for breathing life into this putrid corpse of a subject!