Madcap
01-23-2004, 06:41 AM
This is nasty.
Some guy opens a thread with...
I quote...
"ummmm... i came"
Would you like a cookie?
How about a kick in the ass out the door?
Look, i know that sometimes it's not only hard to help, but IMPOSSIBLE to help! But what you can do is say "GET THE FUCK OFF ME!!!!"
Trust me, she might not know what's going on at first... but she will. And she's likely to help you (Look, maybe i'm just helpless inside a club, but i've never had any Dancer refuse to help me. The few times when i asked a Dancer urgently to talk to me, even when she was with a customer (the dancer that I knew at least) and said "I'm Drunk. I can't drive or i'll kill myself." NEVER have i not found a Dame in shining latex. Women have given up dances for me in that regard. To help me get a ride home.
You cum your pants with her on you she's pissed. You LIFT her off you and say "No.No.No.Sorry.Sorry" And look, she's gonna smile at you and know... what... is... going... on...
And probably feel empowered in some weird woman way. I dunno about that.
So you have, in my opinion, three options...
1) Cum on her and get your balls cut out from under you.
2) Jump up and insist you have to go to the bathroom, looking like an idiot with her knowing JUST what is going on.
3) Lift her up and TELL her! And have her help you out (but you had better have been nice). She doesn't want to humiliate the nice guys, she's a woman. Women don't like hurting the nice guys. She might not WANT you, but if she thinks you are nice a Stripper WILL help you. it's human nature to try to help those that you like even a little if they are in real trouble.
At least i like to think so, and i have good experience in this regard both in the SC and out.
I know this from being too drunk to drive one time and having a Stripper be the only way i got home alive when i went up there on my 21st birthday. At the time i had just gotten back from afar (I will say not where) and i had no friends there where i was and it was my 21st. So i went to a SC, it just kind of came to me. I got, ahem, blitzed. Uzo was what finally did it. I'm like, licorice? BLACK licorice? Where? Anything that tastes like black licorice is cool by me. Love that shit.
Uzo, sad to say killed my 21st birthday.
I mean come on! How the fuck am i supposed to know that Uzo is like that?
One Stripper even picked my pocket for my keys that time. I know she did because she told me so. She wrote, while i was wasted, down on a piece of recipt paper the words "Car Keys: 555:5555 (Wat-ever number)" Which was a pager. This Chick MET ME UP AT HER WORK to give me my keys back the next day. And she was real sweet. I remember feeling about as dumb to her as i have ever felt.
Look at it this way, a guy cums while a woman is lap dancing him. He can'y really controll it. No woman will really be mad at HIM personally. (She might be mad at him, but she won't think he's a total bastard). She knows biology. She's likely seen it happen.
But, since they are there for you (god, i hate that part of it) that will help you if you need it.
As long as it's real, i have never known a dancer to not help someone who really needed her.
See for yourself. Go get totally wasted in Kobi or Rhiannon's club. Then ask them for help getting home.
Dancers...
Sure, they are out for cash, but not out for you.
Some guy opens a thread with...
I quote...
"ummmm... i came"
Would you like a cookie?
How about a kick in the ass out the door?
Look, i know that sometimes it's not only hard to help, but IMPOSSIBLE to help! But what you can do is say "GET THE FUCK OFF ME!!!!"
Trust me, she might not know what's going on at first... but she will. And she's likely to help you (Look, maybe i'm just helpless inside a club, but i've never had any Dancer refuse to help me. The few times when i asked a Dancer urgently to talk to me, even when she was with a customer (the dancer that I knew at least) and said "I'm Drunk. I can't drive or i'll kill myself." NEVER have i not found a Dame in shining latex. Women have given up dances for me in that regard. To help me get a ride home.
You cum your pants with her on you she's pissed. You LIFT her off you and say "No.No.No.Sorry.Sorry" And look, she's gonna smile at you and know... what... is... going... on...
And probably feel empowered in some weird woman way. I dunno about that.
So you have, in my opinion, three options...
1) Cum on her and get your balls cut out from under you.
2) Jump up and insist you have to go to the bathroom, looking like an idiot with her knowing JUST what is going on.
3) Lift her up and TELL her! And have her help you out (but you had better have been nice). She doesn't want to humiliate the nice guys, she's a woman. Women don't like hurting the nice guys. She might not WANT you, but if she thinks you are nice a Stripper WILL help you. it's human nature to try to help those that you like even a little if they are in real trouble.
At least i like to think so, and i have good experience in this regard both in the SC and out.
I know this from being too drunk to drive one time and having a Stripper be the only way i got home alive when i went up there on my 21st birthday. At the time i had just gotten back from afar (I will say not where) and i had no friends there where i was and it was my 21st. So i went to a SC, it just kind of came to me. I got, ahem, blitzed. Uzo was what finally did it. I'm like, licorice? BLACK licorice? Where? Anything that tastes like black licorice is cool by me. Love that shit.
Uzo, sad to say killed my 21st birthday.
I mean come on! How the fuck am i supposed to know that Uzo is like that?
One Stripper even picked my pocket for my keys that time. I know she did because she told me so. She wrote, while i was wasted, down on a piece of recipt paper the words "Car Keys: 555:5555 (Wat-ever number)" Which was a pager. This Chick MET ME UP AT HER WORK to give me my keys back the next day. And she was real sweet. I remember feeling about as dumb to her as i have ever felt.
Look at it this way, a guy cums while a woman is lap dancing him. He can'y really controll it. No woman will really be mad at HIM personally. (She might be mad at him, but she won't think he's a total bastard). She knows biology. She's likely seen it happen.
But, since they are there for you (god, i hate that part of it) that will help you if you need it.
As long as it's real, i have never known a dancer to not help someone who really needed her.
See for yourself. Go get totally wasted in Kobi or Rhiannon's club. Then ask them for help getting home.
Dancers...
Sure, they are out for cash, but not out for you.