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Madcap
01-23-2004, 06:41 AM
This is nasty.


Some guy opens a thread with...


I quote...

"ummmm... i came"





Would you like a cookie?

How about a kick in the ass out the door?

Look, i know that sometimes it's not only hard to help, but IMPOSSIBLE to help! But what you can do is say "GET THE FUCK OFF ME!!!!"

Trust me, she might not know what's going on at first... but she will. And she's likely to help you (Look, maybe i'm just helpless inside a club, but i've never had any Dancer refuse to help me. The few times when i asked a Dancer urgently to talk to me, even when she was with a customer (the dancer that I knew at least) and said "I'm Drunk. I can't drive or i'll kill myself." NEVER have i not found a Dame in shining latex. Women have given up dances for me in that regard. To help me get a ride home.

You cum your pants with her on you she's pissed. You LIFT her off you and say "No.No.No.Sorry.Sorry" And look, she's gonna smile at you and know... what... is... going... on...
And probably feel empowered in some weird woman way. I dunno about that.

So you have, in my opinion, three options...

1) Cum on her and get your balls cut out from under you.

2) Jump up and insist you have to go to the bathroom, looking like an idiot with her knowing JUST what is going on.

3) Lift her up and TELL her! And have her help you out (but you had better have been nice). She doesn't want to humiliate the nice guys, she's a woman. Women don't like hurting the nice guys. She might not WANT you, but if she thinks you are nice a Stripper WILL help you. it's human nature to try to help those that you like even a little if they are in real trouble.

At least i like to think so, and i have good experience in this regard both in the SC and out.


I know this from being too drunk to drive one time and having a Stripper be the only way i got home alive when i went up there on my 21st birthday. At the time i had just gotten back from afar (I will say not where) and i had no friends there where i was and it was my 21st. So i went to a SC, it just kind of came to me. I got, ahem, blitzed. Uzo was what finally did it. I'm like, licorice? BLACK licorice? Where? Anything that tastes like black licorice is cool by me. Love that shit.

Uzo, sad to say killed my 21st birthday.

I mean come on! How the fuck am i supposed to know that Uzo is like that?

One Stripper even picked my pocket for my keys that time. I know she did because she told me so. She wrote, while i was wasted, down on a piece of recipt paper the words "Car Keys: 555:5555 (Wat-ever number)" Which was a pager. This Chick MET ME UP AT HER WORK to give me my keys back the next day. And she was real sweet. I remember feeling about as dumb to her as i have ever felt.

Look at it this way, a guy cums while a woman is lap dancing him. He can'y really controll it. No woman will really be mad at HIM personally. (She might be mad at him, but she won't think he's a total bastard). She knows biology. She's likely seen it happen.

But, since they are there for you (god, i hate that part of it) that will help you if you need it.

As long as it's real, i have never known a dancer to not help someone who really needed her.











See for yourself. Go get totally wasted in Kobi or Rhiannon's club. Then ask them for help getting home.

Dancers...

Sure, they are out for cash, but not out for you.

NinaDaisy
01-28-2004, 12:28 AM
Oh, and the "geeky guy" that comes right away? They are sometimes the sweetest ones who really tip nicely, IMHO. I don't judge a book by its covers. That "geek" needs something and luvs our ability to give it to him.

That is soooo funny! The 2 times a guy has popped a load while I danced for him he seemed genuinely embarrassed and fumbled for a huge tip before he ran out! I have to say though that I do feel sorry for their SO's...

tragic-beauty
01-28-2004, 02:07 AM
I really think that if a dancer turns you on enough to make you come, she has no one but herself to blame when you blow your wad all over her. If she didn't want me to come, why on earth was she jacking me off in the first place? That's kinda how I look at it.



:fucker: :fucker:








Sigh... Every time i read a post of yours.. My IQ goes down 10 points... :idiot:

lestat1
01-28-2004, 12:46 PM
Oh, and the "geeky guy" that comes right away? They are sometimes the sweetest ones who really tip nicely, IMHO. I don't judge a book by its covers. That "geek" needs something and luvs our ability to give it to him.

That is soooo funny! The 2 times a guy has popped a load while I danced for him he seemed genuinely embarrassed and fumbled for a huge tip before he ran out! I have to say though that I do feel sorry for their SO's...

I highly doubt they have SO's.

LEIGH_LANDON
01-28-2004, 04:51 PM
die thread DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

Happy_Camper
01-29-2004, 03:23 PM
die thread DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!


Too bad it didnt get 'lost' in the move...hint, hint.

merely_lurking
01-29-2004, 03:38 PM
Sigh... Every time i read a post of yours.. My IQ goes down 10 points... :idiot:


I'm not sure if that's possible TB, wouldn't that require you to have at least an IQ of 10 in the first place? Anyway, if a dancer is going to play that game where she tries to keep the customer in a high state of arousal without actually taking him over the edge, sooner or later, she's going to get some cum on her. The dancer has it entirely within her control not to let the customer blow his load, but she knows if she makes the dances extremely sexy, the customer will not be thinking clearly enough to be responsible and stay within his budget. Yet, then you want us to all of the sudden regain our composure when we realize we are about to erupt and completely stop the urge to come out of sheer will? Forget it, you're asking to much. Just wipe yourself down with a cocktail napkin and cut your losses is what I suggest.

tragic-beauty
01-29-2004, 10:31 PM
Sigh... Every time i read a post of yours.. My IQ goes down 10 points... :idiot:


I'm not sure if that's possible TB, wouldn't that require you to have at least an IQ of at least 10 in the first place? Anyway, if a dancer is going to play that game where she tries to keep the customer in a high state of arousal without actually taking him over the edge, sooner or later, she's going to get some cum on her. The dancer has it entirely within her control not to let the customer blow his load, but she knows if she makes the dances extremely sexy, the customer will not be thinking clearly enough to be responsible and stay within his budget. Yet, then you want us to all of the sudden regain our composure when we realize we are about to erupt and completely stop the urge to come out of sheer will? Forget it, you're asking to much. Just wipe yourself down with a cocktail napkin and cut your losses is what I suggest.



Heh, Surprising.. considering my IQ is probably 2x higher than yours is.. Actually.. 147 my dads is 168.. My family is quite smart, and just by judging by you bad wording.. I can see that you are probably nothing more then a blue collar every day joe.. :fucker: :fucker:

*mine may not be the best.. but it sure as hell is better than yours is..*


And exactly how can you expect us to know How turn on you are? Let alone that your about to "blow you load"? *such a classy way to put it* I guess its to much for a man like you *more like a mouse* to open his pie hole and say, Hey.. Please stop.. Most of the time when customers blow their load and act like that.. they leave the club either Hurt, with an empty wallet... or somthing spilt on them..


You have issues if you think that someone else is to blame for your own self control problem.. >:(


im done with this thread.

shedevil4260
01-30-2004, 12:02 AM
wow very nicely done Tragic!! ;D

BigRed1970
02-01-2004, 03:41 PM
now lets all try to be civil, the best think you can to to a "yanker" is ignore him/her. or saw somthing amusing that we all will like,,,,,,

I havn't cum in my pants from just a dance in several years.... sigh, maybe I am getting jaded....... even Rosy rubs me raw somtimes..... :'(

MotherDaisy
03-10-2004, 07:36 PM
I've never had this happen to me, but it would seriously make me rethink my dancing style.

Sounds Disgusting!!!!!

Lexi
03-11-2004, 07:01 PM
;D

Gynger
03-11-2004, 10:22 PM
Ask and ye shall receive:

YOUNG, DUMB AND FULL OF CUM.......

EWWWW... yes we notice, and No, please don't.....

Katrine
03-11-2004, 10:52 PM
Pryce....please make it stop!!!!!!

mobius7
03-26-2004, 04:59 PM
funny pic above!

Now thats entertainment!

sander8son
03-26-2004, 05:25 PM
hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

dont think i ever bothered to read this thread. i think everyone knows what id probably say.

tempting...very tempting. lol

LEIGH_LANDON
04-01-2004, 05:36 PM
die thread....diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiie!!!!!

we need an exorcist - what say you fellow veteran S-webbers?

tragic-beauty
04-01-2004, 06:21 PM
Can we get a topic lock or deleted tread please? It needs to be done with

LoveSexMoney
04-01-2004, 06:46 PM
A nice golf clap to MotherDaisy for reviving the thread a month and a half after it died.

Lexi
04-02-2004, 01:11 AM
:rofl:
MD, your gonna get spanked now!