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Indica
08-17-2003, 01:16 PM
Lena, what an interesting night! :o :o :o I'm sure his mother would be proud. ::)

Naomi_Tx
08-17-2003, 03:07 PM
A stupid thing a customer has done: not realizing his bra will glow in a stripclub.

When I worked at a club in Florida at day shift, a buisness man came in and was noticably embarassed when he realized that his bra that he wore under his dress shirt was glowing under the illumination of the blacklight.

Women promptly ran to him to touch his lacy undergarment. He darted out the door within minutes of entering, poor guy.

That's funny, I had a somewhat similar experience a few weeks a go; but it was more awkward for me than funny.

This big tobacco chewing red neck comes up to tip me on one of the side stages (gee...gotta wonder why I hardly ever do stages ::) ) and I'm doing the whole seductive eye contact while sliding my hands down his chest. I noticed it was a bit bumpy but didn't give it any thought, just kept up with that whole "turned on" look. So he says something like "Oh yer are a naughty gal aren't yer <stage name's Naughty Nadia>... Ya like my corset huh?"
I had no idea what the fuck he was talking about so I just played along and was like "Oh yeah baby." Got my tip and moved on.
He comes back up later and gives me this long apology for offending me in any way. I finally told him I didn't know what the fuck he was talking about, so he tells me he's wearing a woman's corset under his clothes. I play along like I think it's cool and he tells me he wants me to dominate him treat him like a little bitch! [laughup]
I fucking love those chicks who can play that whole dominatrix role; but, try as I may, I just CAN'T pull it off. So I tell him I'm into S&M but I'm the submissive type <not really a lie> and he proceeds to unbutton his shirt and show me this lacy red and black corset!
At this point I lose my cool straight face and blurt out "How the hell did you find one in your size!!!"

[rotflmao]

xmarx52
08-18-2003, 08:46 AM
I had a real winner last night. He used to be a male stripper and he would suck dick for a hundred bucks so he thinks I should suck his dick for a hundred bucks.

Really, I'm not making that up...


You know the really weird part of that is that if he sucked dick for a hundred bucks then why would he want you "a girl i mean) to suck his instead of some guy, oh man this is just too much for my old brain, I think I will go take a nap now.... ??? ??? ??? ::) ??? ::) :-/ ::) ::) ;) ;)

ChristyWild
02-07-2004, 01:15 PM
For me, I get a lot of guys who develop "hearing problems" whenever it comes to things they want to do that I won&#039;t let them do. In my club, we have a rule that you can&#039;t suck on the tits...touching yes, but no mouth action. Well, I had a guy try to do that AND make a grab for my kitty...after he tried for the second time, I just jumped up and ssaid our dance was over. He said he hadn&#039;t heard me (saying what I wanted to ask) and asked if maybe we could just do another song. I said no and hi tailed it out of there.

I also had a guy who wanted me to pee in his mouth, but he wanted to only pay an extra 20 bucks for it! (Personally, if they want fetish stuff, they should be able to pay fetish prices.) Also had one girl who got asked to have her feet licked for 60 bucks. ::) God, musta been cheap day that day.

Also had one guy who loved to be a total sub and loved when you&#039;d dominate him...Personally, as long as it was what he truly wanted...But, having only been dancing for two years, haven&#039;t seen too much yet, plus I work days, and most of the weirdos must come out at night.

Element
09-20-2004, 11:09 AM
I someone had bummed the table I was sitting at and spilled my beer on my lab a Dancer I know comes over not knowing what happened and sits on my lap and then jumps up yelling you sick she yelled this three times it was really humiliating she finely sees the spilt beer on the table then quietly say you do you need a rag and gets me one with out ever apologizing.

Lurker_001
09-20-2004, 06:54 PM
I did a stupid and embaressing thing once.Went to the bathroom,came out and returned to my table.Sat there a while then got up to tip my fave.She gets down from the stage and we talk for a few minute while i stood there.After she left i sat down and noticed my zipper was open :blushing:
It&#039;s funny now when i think back i can remember the fave.She was looking at my crotch and kind of turning her head and sliding down in her chair like she was trying to get a better look,lol...

I have a funny story about her(my fave).The fiirst time i met her,tipped her on stage she was very drunk.She says "I have to pee" while she lay flat on the stage on her belly with her legs up at her sides(like a frog) in front of me.She says "I&#039;ll do it here"... the bar girl hears her and yells out "Don&#039;t pee there!",lol... good thing it was on the day shift and no one was there.

bambiblue
09-20-2004, 07:35 PM
Have you all heard the peeler urban legend where as the girl has the tummy flu and swings around the pole and everybody got a hot lunch? ?I know **GROSS** but it happened to TWO girls I KNOW!!! ?For real.




That&#039;s hilarious....when I read that I laughed so hard I was almost crying. hahaha tooo funny.

noelle
09-20-2004, 09:17 PM
:laughing: I love this thread! I have a story.

Last week, a dancer at my club asked a guy if he&#039;d like a dance. He said sure. She led him to the dance area. He said "How much does it cost?" She was like "Oh, just $20 a song". So the guy says okay, gives her $20, then PULLS DOWN HIS PANTS AND UNDERWEAR and plops his ass on the couch. She was like "Uhhh... what? What are you doing? You really though I&#039;d have sex with you for $20?"

He was embarrassed, but after he understood that we DANCED, not had sex, he was well behaved.

Oh, best part: After hepulled his pants back up, she said "So where are you FROM?" And he replied "Massachusetts".

A_Guy
08-01-2005, 06:37 PM
:bump:



(sorry... this thread deserved it ;) )

verfolgung
08-02-2005, 05:32 AM
:bump:

(sorry... this thread deserved it ;) )

Geez A_Guy, if you're gonna refresh it, at least add a story! heh.

Come on, you know you've got at least one. :P

Mastridonicus
08-02-2005, 05:55 AM
you know amylynnej could single handedly keep this thread going.

hannah83
08-02-2005, 06:20 AM
Very first day working at a new club I was up on the bar stage and was terrified that i was going to fall. Decided to do a lil spin around the pole and in one smooth move i knocked over an ashtray and broke it and at the same time I kicked over a beer on a customers lap. He was not happy and started to yell at me. I almost cried.

Was on stage and was getting ready to start walking to the pole when my ankle gave out and i just fell onto my butt. It was pretty busy and everyone was laughing.

Recently I was dancing on the pole and getting ready to do some spin and hit my head really loud.

Was taking a custy upstairs to dance and he tripped up the stairs and then when trying to walk over the velvet rope we have separating the dance rooms he tripped again and smacked his face on the ground. it was great.

Had a guy ask if i would give him a massage. I laughed at him and didn't do it.

Another dancer was on the bar stage at nite and she fell off and landed on a bunch of bottles(not funny at the time b/c she was hurt but afterwards it was hilarious)

When i first started dancing I was still learning how to do pole tricks and i was trying to jump from the tip rail onto the pole and swing around. Well, I missed and ended up sprawled out on stage looking pretty pathetic

i'm sure i have more stories, but i'm in need of coffee.

silverandcold
08-02-2005, 07:02 AM
Wewt...how horrifying. Once at work on a busy night around 2 am, I was busting my ass serving these 3 tables that were pushed together with bunch of young guys who happened to all be particularly loaded. I went up to the bar to get their drinks, and when I turned around, the biggest guy (say 300 pounds?) was flying/falling/pitching himself forward aka Superman over the tables and onto the floor. That was pretty alarming....hmmm I've been faux humped at work countless times -_-;;; hit on by grandpas..but wait, they have a BOAT!!! *am I supposed to be creaming myself because I am so lucky??* Once our entertainers were 2 slightly larger dancers who had been doing well all night until their breaks. Weellll flash forward a good hour later and we have these ladies slurring, stumbling, and swearing at everything in sight. One got onto a speaker, shook her ass and fell off. LOL

A_Guy
08-02-2005, 07:09 AM
Geez A_Guy, if you're gonna refresh it, at least add a story! heh.

Come on, you know you've got at least one. :P

wha??? me????? do something stupid in a club??????????



hmmm.. well, I'll write later. Don't have the time now

and don't let me stop you from adding your stories ;)

Abagail
08-02-2005, 11:58 AM
Had this older Indian custy....during my first dance for him, he grabs his mammoth key chain and proceeds to hold up this little yellow thing. I said "What the hell is that?"...He says "I want to see if you are clean"..and proceeds to use his PENLIGHT to examine me. I laughed my fool head off, but he was really into it...so what the heck. I let him do it.

He became a good regular for a few weeks. And had his penlight every time...until one day he took it out and it was BROKEN! Don't you know, next time he came in he had a brand spankin new penlight.....

Crissychan
08-03-2005, 12:03 PM
The worst thing I have ever seen was a guy from a birthday party jumped onto main stage while Rockerfella Shank was playing and in the 30 seconds it took for security to get to the stage he did the most professional "ass shake" I have ever seen..... not to mention the best pole spin..... like 10 of us were just standing there in shock that this 200+ lb man was showing us a thing or two! Next thing I know his "boyfriend" starts yelling at him to stop showing off and get off the damn stage..... we all needed a drink after that one! }:D

Emiliana
08-03-2005, 09:13 PM
One time I was on side stage and while a guy was tipping me i tried to sexily fling my legs apart...my 7inch wooden heel goes flying off my sweaty foot and hurtles behind the vip bar and broke a bottle or two....but man just to see that uptight bartender make a face like he was getting shot at and hit the floor was beyond worth it hahahahaha

Crow
08-03-2005, 09:35 PM
you know amylynnej could single handedly keep this thread going.


Once again Mast, you have made me spew soda out of my nose. Thanks!

Miss R :D

silverandcold
08-04-2005, 07:03 AM
Buahahh Crissy just imagining that guy is making me laugh my ass off over here in my sorry hungover state

Crissychan
08-04-2005, 09:50 AM
Buahahh Crissy just imagining that guy is making me laugh my ass off over here in my sorry hungover state


Sweetie he was making his mom proud.... the weridest thing is this guys like I said was good.... big belly and all!

MojoJojo
08-04-2005, 11:54 PM
Yeah....I was slightly hammered and agreed to an up-time. Along with two dances, I received a shot...a purple hooter. Turns out I was right at the limit, and the purple hooter pushed me over the edge. I sat through two dances with my ATF....wanting nothing more than to run out and hurl. She said, at one point, "Wow....your heart is RACING!" I just said, "Yes...that's what you do to me." I hated every second of the first dance....and the second dance, I thought, was going to kill me.

sin_derella
08-05-2005, 04:21 AM
reference the peeing in the glass, we have one of those here in Indiana as well.
He also requests the girls that are on their periods, put thier tampons in a warm glass of water so he can drink it!!!!! That is a nasty ass tea if you ask me!!!

mmmm sure everyone just had a group *GAG*


Sin }:D

hannah83
08-05-2005, 06:39 AM
that's sick. I hope i don't run into that guy up here in michigan. Why would anyone want to drink that???? Something must be seriously wrong with him.

silverandcold
08-05-2005, 12:03 PM
Oh Chrisp that's disgusting.................

poriland4
08-05-2005, 02:16 PM
This happened to me at the Scarletts SC in NOLA. This terrific slender girl grabbed me and took me to the elevator upstairs to show me the private rooms(first time in a private room). Then upstairs after seeing the crapy couches in the private rooms she introduced me to the floor manager lady(mamasan?) and explained the pricing gimmick. I was broke and afraid of what was going on so I concocted the lamest excuse: " Sorry ladies but to tell you the truth I'm not ready for this...., you see I'm going to marry next week and dont want any problems, I'm REALLY not ready for this...."
I'm kind felt sad for the dancer...all the work for nothing.....

silverandcold
08-05-2005, 02:28 PM
Ouch!

myiah
08-06-2005, 10:31 PM
there was a girl years ago who climbed up the pole all the way and went to spin back down and her fake hair pice got some how hung up on the pole she landed on the floor and hair still up on the pole