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Bridgette
04-04-2004, 03:02 AM
"What nationality are you?"
Um, American! duh! I know they mean ethnicity, but......dammit!

"Do you like climbing on me cuz I'm big?" LOL got this one tonight. No dumbass I like climbing on you cuz you're paying me! And actually, if you wanna know the truth, I'd prefer climbing on a guy who's belly doesn't stick out quite so far, it's just easier ::)

Nicole_NZ
04-04-2004, 04:16 AM
two good answers to two dumb common questions:

"Are your boobs real?"
"No, imaginary."

"What's your real name?"
"John"

Gynger
04-04-2004, 01:43 PM
two good answers to two dumb common questions:

"Are your boobs real?"
"No, imaginary."

"What's your real name?"
"John"






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Nicole!! This is great!!! I will have to remember these..

Thanks.

RoseDelight
04-04-2004, 05:42 PM
LOL, you ladies are hilarious!

kryssy
04-04-2004, 06:27 PM
are your boobs real?
no they are a figement of you imagination?

like that one?

NinaDaisy
04-08-2004, 02:27 AM
"Waht's your real name?" Definitely the most annoying.

Also, every once in a while some old woman on vacation with her husband, out on a naughty night, whispers to me, "WHat do you do when you have your period?"

Christ, Grandma, did you miss the invention of the tampon or what? This never even happens in nude clubs--only topless!


ROFL...oh, yes, it happens in nude clubs too!

Devastating Divyne
04-08-2004, 10:05 AM
The ethnicity question is always annoying, but when phrased nicely can be dealt with. However, it has started fights before with female customers. Female customers, especially when drunk, want to chat up and buddy dancers when we're in the bathroom or waiting at the bar. This one chick would not go away and leave this one girl alone-for like an hour she kept telling her you are so beautiful, wonderful, blah, blah blah but I just want to know what are you? She told her six times that she was a human. The last time when the chick pulled her hair to see if she had roots or was wearing a weave, she was about to slap her when the drunk girl fell down. When she got up she started again and my friend said I'm gonna be the bitch that puts you on the floor in just a damn minute and then you won't need that bottle of everclear in your hand to feel fucked up cause I can make it happen. Security tossed her drunk ass out finally.

The other thing is the degradation question. You are so smart why do u do this and degrade urself? Because I hope people like you will come in and spend triple digits instead of double digits while I let you ponder the merit of your money for my alleged degradation. Smart customers think its a nice comeback, the not so smart get the money part and just shut up when they don't understand the rest.

The other is where did you get those eyes, they aren't even particularly light or anything, just very noticeably almond shaped or where did you get those cheekbones? I went to cheekbones r' us dumbass. I stopped by eye slant central along the way. I told one dude though that I got plastic surgery on my face b/c he kept going that can't be natural, that can't be natural. I said its not its plastic surgery and it was expensive. I'm still paying payments can you help with this month's.

abadvi
04-08-2004, 10:21 AM
SHE PULLED HER HAIR TO SEE IF IT WAS A WEAVE?!

ami
04-08-2004, 05:00 PM
yeah, i get the "where did you get those" as they stare at my cheast, they obviously sag and move freely, so well, duh, they are real, if I am feeling nice I will say "my mommy gave them to me" which geneticly speaking is true...