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04-14-2004, 07:17 AM
Bush Song Parody
(Sung to the tune of Beverly Hillbillies)

Come and listen to my story 'bout a boy named Bush.
His IQ was zero and his head was up his tush.
He drank like a fish while he drove a car about.
But that didn't matter 'cuz his daddy bailed him out.
DUI, that is.
Criminal record.

Well, the first thing you know little Georgie goes to Yale.
He can't spell his name but they never let him fail.
He spends all his time hangin' out with student folk.
And that's when he learns how to snort a line of coke.
Blow, that is.
White gold.
Nose candy.

The next thing you know there's a war in Vietnam.
Kin folks say, "George, stay at home with Mom."
Let the common people get maimed and scarred.
We'll buy you up a spot in the Texas National Guard.
Cush, that is.
Country clubs.
Nose candy.

Twenty years later George gets a little bored.
He trades in the booze, says that Jesus is his Lord.
He said, "Now the White House is the place I wanna be."
So he called his daddy's friends and they called the GOP.
Gun owners, that is.
Jesse Helms.

Come November 7, the election ran late.
Kin folks said "Jeb, give the boy your state!"
"Don't let those colored folks get anywhere near polls."
So they put up barricades so they couldn't punch their holes.
Chads, that is. Duval County. Miami-Dade.
Before the votes were counted all the five
Supremes stepped in.
Told all the voters "Hey, we want our George to win."
"Stop counting votes!" was their solemn invocation.
And that's how little Georgie finally got his coronation.
Rigged, that is.
Illegitimate. No moral authority.
Y'all come vote now.
Ya hear?

04-14-2004, 07:51 AM
A pic of John Ashcroft's face, made entirely of little porn people LOL

04-14-2004, 07:59 AM

04-14-2004, 08:14 AM
You wonder about these two sometimes. Heh, heh.

04-14-2004, 08:21 AM
LOLOLOL Bridgette and Doc-catfish.....I especially like the Beevis and Butthead spoof, how very fitting!!! :laugh:

04-14-2004, 08:23 AM
The "other" Arkansas State Quarter.

04-14-2004, 08:54 AM
My ahem, "fair and balanced" opinion on cable news channels.

04-14-2004, 12:10 PM
LMAO those are funny! Keep 'em coming!

04-14-2004, 12:58 PM
Hehe.. Those are all great! :10:

I posted this in chat one night, but I'll post it here for those who haven't seen it. Enjoy! LOL

04-14-2004, 02:35 PM
This is too much !

04-14-2004, 06:40 PM
Here are a couple of websites some might find interesting,

www.crimethinc.com ..... www.stopbush.com ..... enjoy!

05-01-2004, 01:13 PM
This is very funny. My B/F is very into polotics and i just emailed him a few of the posting you guys put here, i'm looking foward to seeing more :)