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tinygirl
07-04-2004, 10:34 PM
I'm torn between women and the gangsta's. I've danced for a few well behaved ladies but the majority seem to be very grabby. Some of the girls where I work let them get away with this, so I'm sure they think it is the norm. I have never done a dance with a gangster type, because they always seem to make very rude comments to the women walking by. "Get over here and work for this dollar" "You gotta work harder before I give up this dollar" "Hey girl with the big titties get over here" "Come over here and get up on this" etc...
There are too many polite men in the club to talk to, why should I waste my time for $1 and degrading comments to go with it?

Viper
07-08-2004, 10:58 PM
From a male point of view I agree no need to be degraded about a lousy dollar and many act like they are doing you the biggest favor in the world with that dollar but that said from my point of view I hate the dancers that are obviously under the influence of something ie..slurred speech, incoherent babbling, difficulty walking.

Even if they were the best looking one in the club I would avoid at all costs as I prefer my time to be spent with someone that has manners and taste and can hold a conversation with me

just my 2 cents

NekkoStarz
07-09-2004, 12:31 AM
The guys that wiggle/try grinding you when you won't grind them! :( Or the too grabby, smelly, ....

Smartie
07-11-2004, 03:19 PM
I've had an experience like Lexy's on the first page. This guy was fat (not the problem) with long yellow fingernails, greasy hair, greasy glasses, AND super smelly. I wouldn't have gone to him, but he called me over and asked me to sit on his lap. So I do and try to sit straight up, but he puts his arm around me and tries to pull me close and talk right into my face. That's when I found out his breath was bad, too. I asked if he would like a dance "SURE!!!" and told him no touching, even though it's OK. After a few more dances I was called to stage. !Thank you DJ! :worship: !Thank you DJ!
This was probably the only time in 2 years that was completely grossed out. AND...to top it off, he told me his stories about escorts in Vegas and asked if I could meet him in his hotel room!!! :o :yuck: :o :yuck:

Oh, by the way, I voted for smelly guys

Max
07-12-2004, 03:44 AM
Eeek! The other night I danced for a guy who appeared to be just your typical smelly old guy, but when we were back in the private dance area, in a corner lit by UV lights, the dry skin all over his face showed up as big white flakes and they were dropping down the front of his shirt... GEW GEW GEW! I'm sorry, I couldn't help being a bit freaked out because I've been watching heaps of horror movies lately like Evil Dead and Nightmare on Elm Street, so I had to keep away and ended up air dancing a lot with my back turned! Aaaargh can't get rid of that face in my head!

Brule
08-03-2004, 07:32 PM
i don't like young guys bc most don't have money. i work in vegas and most come in has a pre-party before they go to a club. they want to buy you a drink, but think they are too good for a dance. than the want to meet you out for after hours or want you to come back to their room and party. they are all about party and don't realize i am there to make money.

i could stand the smelly guy if he had money. the least you have to do is wash off after you got paid, but don't waste my time asking to party

Lorelei
08-04-2004, 11:10 AM
Guys wearing loose fitting clothing should be on there (just think about it....)

mercedez
08-04-2004, 04:01 PM
There is this one guy who comes into the club, and he has some nasty breath. Sometimes when he is getting a lapdance he blows in the girls face...I sometimes wonder what died in his mouth> the stinch can make someone ill :ill: :ill: :ill:

AzAzn
08-15-2004, 02:19 PM
Why would an attractive guy intimidate a dancer ? Do feel like they are judging you ? I'm puzzled why this is an uncomfortable thing for a dancer. Most guys seem comfortable with pretty women, atleast in a SC they are.

Casual Observer
08-15-2004, 09:37 PM
Whenever I think I might remotely resemble a PL, I just need to read a thread like this one...

And people say $20 for a lapdance is easy money. Harrumph.

<S> Strippers!

tampafldancer
08-16-2004, 12:00 AM
men who pressure for extras, or are smaller then me (108 pounds)

VADEN
08-19-2004, 09:53 AM
I picked smelly men. I once danced for a guy that stunk so bad and then later found out the reason was because he had a shit bag on! :P Oh yeah, and the thin sweats, pokey boner guys... yeah they are great to dance for, NOT!

sharins81
08-19-2004, 01:34 PM
its a tie between hot guys and smelly men

Casual Observer
08-19-2004, 02:49 PM
I once danced for a guy that stunk so bad and then later found out the reason was because he had a shit bag on

My condolences...

big_daddy
08-26-2004, 05:57 PM
why why WHY would any person allow themselves to smell like 300 year old dead wolf ass?


Thats funny!

I would never go to a club with out being freshly out of the shower or at least had one that evening. I have went once to a club after being at a party with a camp fire. That would be smelly wouldn&#039;t it. OK so I have done it one time. I&#039;m sorry lol

lopaw
09-12-2004, 08:09 PM
As a non-grabby, well-behaved and respectful female SC goer, I want to apologize to any & all dancers for all of the attempted nasty behavior(s) of my disrepectful and uncouth "sisters"....I genuinely & sincerely apologize on their behalf. I was truly horrified to read of their obnoxious behavior (attempted FISTING??? :o Good Lord! Please tell me that was a joke!).

As an additional act of atonement for these tacky & ill-mannered women customers, I will tip xtra big-time at my weekly club visit next week.
;D

And for the ladies who posted that they really ENJOY dancing for women....THANK YOU!! You gals really help to make my every visit to the clubs xtra special!

lopaw

caitlin
09-12-2004, 09:43 PM
Hot guys definitely. Makes me nervous

GoldCoastGirl
09-13-2004, 01:22 AM
I got nice little smelly men story... didn&#039;t happen to me.. happened to a fellow co-worker.

She had finished dancing with a guy in a suit. I knew which guy she was talking about as I hit him up 10 mins or so after she had finished with him...

This guy looked well kept ... and generally didn&#039;t omit an unpleasant odour...

except I didn&#039;t dance for him.. so.. she informed the rest of us who were present about how putrid he smelt in his crotch. She nearly threw up.. he had that really stinky acidic smell... like someone who really hadn&#039;t washed down there... or something.

So damn glad I didn&#039;t dance for him. ;D

heidi
09-16-2004, 03:30 PM
i&#039;d have to say very fat men (although i don&#039;t like smelly ones either) b/c i am always falling off their laps and i feel like i&#039;m not giving them a good lapdance b/c it&#039;s hard to tell if you know what i mean... lol

Abbeynormal
09-17-2004, 04:48 PM
I don&#039;t care if they&#039;re smelly, fat, old, or whatever. I hate it when either 1) They think I&#039;m their psychiatrist and want to dump their troubles on me or 2) Are "in love" with me. I had a guy the other night ask me as he stroked my face, "I want to make you happy. What can I do to make you happy?" I wanted to tell him, "The only thing you can do to make me happy is to pay me lots of money." The deluded guys are the worst. I&#039;d rather have a smelly guy who knows what the business is about any day.

Madcap
09-17-2004, 04:52 PM
Ever the romantic, abby. ;D

tampafldancer
09-17-2004, 09:54 PM
i love to dance for hot guys. Not because im interested in them, but because its better then ugly guys. lol

its all about eye candy :) j/k :D

tampafldancer
09-17-2004, 09:55 PM
lol madcap!!

tragic-beauty
09-22-2004, 02:28 PM
smellllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... if i cant breathe due to holding ofthe breath itll effect my performance.

DejaVueKatie
09-28-2004, 06:09 PM
Yeah i choose stinky men... i bathe when I come into work-they oughta have the courtesy to bathe when they come into the club. Bad hygene is the worst-whether its a woman, fat man, hot guy, old guy. Also, the grabby ones suck too but if they don&#039;t keep their hands to themselves, I just move farther and farther away reminding them they can&#039;t touch.

red cherry
10-03-2004, 02:10 PM
i hate smelly men

Beast
10-03-2004, 04:25 PM
I hate doing dances for Mexicans or anyone who doesn&#039;t speak a lick of english

pornopink
10-04-2004, 12:44 PM
anyone who stinks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Fancy
10-05-2004, 02:50 AM
I hate dancing for Asians and East Indians because in my experience they are the most grabby, what&#039;s worse is that they don&#039;t even realize what they are doing is wrong. They aren&#039;t sneaky about it they just assume grabbing your cookie is part of the dance. I&#039;m sorry if this offends anyone but I have enough experience dancing in Vancouver BC (very high asian and indian population) to know this is the truth! Of course there are exceptions with grabby white or black guys and perfect gentleman asians or indians but more often than not they are the very worst. I&#039;ll take a smelly guy over any asian or indian any day!

threlayer
10-12-2004, 12:32 PM
Looks like stinky gets bottom billing.

This only make sense to me. What guy would go out on a date smelling so bad the gals just wants to leave or hold her breath? Clubbing is no different, and it may be even worse if the date doesn't get close.

I am sensitive to this because when I have been close to a smelly dancer, I can think of nothing else but to escape!

slutty
10-15-2004, 02:00 PM
Smelly Men Are The Worst! Especially When They Have Bad Breath.

ToriBaltimore
10-24-2004, 12:42 PM
smelly eww....and overly touchy!

Eyes_of_Ice
10-24-2004, 07:02 PM
I hate the smelly ones, but there's more than one kind. There's the kind who haven't bathed in two weeks, and then there's the kind that decide that the best route to covering up the smell (which is what I believe they're doing) with a gallon and a half of cologne! :o :gasp:
But, then again, since it wasn't on the poll, I had forgotten about the guys with the 50 hands disease. You know the ones....you've gotta tell them a million times that they can't touch the cookie, and no, they can't suck on your tits, etc, etc, etc. I mean, I actually had a spat of guys in the last week or so that, when I tell them they can't touch the cookie/pull their dick out, and that it's because it's illegal, they tell me "Oh, I didn't know that!" ::) puuullleeeezzzz Why do they think that I'm actually gonna believe that?!?
Babe why would you tell them a million times? I let the guy know at the start of the dance the rules, and tell him I don't give warnings or second chances. Then if they try anything I tell them the dance is over, and leave

Sinn
11-03-2004, 10:01 AM
I feel strange giving LD's to couples...Hmm..I feel like Im helping the guy cheat on his GF right there in front of her eyes. I can feel the jealousy burning!

Crystal_eyes
11-03-2004, 02:21 PM
I hate the most grabby and smelly that's simply gross ! I like dancing for hot guys !!! It happens all the time and I like it !! :P

sandi_g
11-03-2004, 03:28 PM
If you learn to breathe out your mouth (concidering your breath doesn't stink), I'm make tons of money off the stinky guys! Not that I seek them out or anything! Personally, I think the gangstas are the worst to dance for. They're grabby, rude, and cheap!! Now, I just avoid them altogether.

sandi_g
11-03-2004, 03:30 PM
"Grabby guys" should be on your poll

VADEN
11-06-2004, 07:57 AM
Personally, I think the gangstas are the worst to dance for. They're grabby, rude, and cheap!! Now, I just avoid them altogether.
How right you are.........;)

Silverback
11-06-2004, 09:40 AM
"Grabby guys" should be on your poll
Just don't deal with the "grabby guys" this way:

http://news.bostonherald.com/localRegional/view.bg?articleid=48485

It'll come back to haunt you.

Violet11
11-09-2004, 11:11 PM
Isn't that awful!!! And the worst thing about it is that those guys are always so proud of themselves, as if we are so turned on by their little pointy dicks...

Katherine
11-15-2004, 03:50 PM
Smelly. It could rub off on you. And if it's packed and guys are waiting you don't always have time to go to the back to refresh.

ctstriptease1
11-17-2004, 09:12 PM
Are "gangstas" supposed to be the black guys?

I'll put my vote for them as the worst; I operate an agency in Connecticut (Connecticut Striptease, ) and the nigg ... the "gangstas" are the absolute worst. Every so often I'll get a "YO, YO, YO! MY NIGGA IS COMING HOME AND WE NEED LIKE 10 STRIPPERS TO COME THROUGH" call and I start to shiver. If they are willing to pay, they want everything for a discount, if not outright for free. Dancers always complain how they are always trying to finger them (or something more perverted) and they tip poorly, if at all! It's unforunate, but I'll add an additional $100 to the price to either deter them from using our company or to compensate for the additional bullshit that follows.

tigergirl
11-18-2004, 02:18 PM
I voted smelly, but unemployed guys are pretty bad too....LOL

Vyanka
11-18-2004, 03:03 PM
I have to say HOT men bc they make me fuck up on what I say or do. LOL. I was too honest with a hot customer last Saturday.... :-[ :-X He asked me personal questions & bc of his handsome face, I was honest & answereed them! :toldoff: :banghead: Man, he left me in an aaww!!

myssi
12-15-2004, 04:41 AM
The question asked probably should have been: Who are the worst candidates to try and get
a dance from. If that was the case the majority vote might have been: the punks. Those
who want something for nothing. In some areas you can tell them by their baseball caps.
Fat men usually are pretty good tippers... old men too. Girls who avoid them because of
their size/looks/age do so at peril to their purse. Now who are your best customers?
Truckers, businessmen, bikers.... ?

Lady
12-16-2004, 03:55 AM
Yeah, Smelly are by FAR the Worst. I am scared there stinch might rub off on me. LOL

whirlerz
12-26-2004, 11:17 AM
[QUOTE=Katrine]I put in a second to add Mr_Punk to the poll...and Merely Lurking too!!

:rotfl: You kill me, Kat!

Sunshine73
01-01-2005, 09:26 PM
I too vote for smelly stinky men who don't have proper hygiene. Eeewwww. Gross!

And by the way Darkness, don't let hot men intimidate you!! You are super cute, I am sure they find you gorgeous!

Karman
01-02-2005, 11:21 AM
I gag on the smelly drunk ones. One of my GF's was giving a guy a LD who was so incredibly intoxicated, he ended up nearly puking on her DURING the LD. And after going to clean up(minus the breath:yuck: :yuck: ) had the gall to ask for another dance!!!:crazy:

Ashara
01-02-2005, 11:45 AM
Smelly guys for sure. Though we're not allowed to do lap dances so it's not so bad, but still there's nothing that makes you feel more unsexy than strong body odor! I can put up with pretty much anything else but that. :o