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ami
04-26-2004, 06:05 PM
wow... i feel special.. i am quoted thrice on this page... yea!!!! that makes me happy.....

:D

Boobie Monster
04-27-2004, 08:24 AM
I forget the show, but they said that all strippers are "demented former cheerleaders"

I don't know about y'all, but I cheered :) Took an informal poll of the dressing room... 4 outta 5.

AngelEyezXYZ
04-27-2004, 09:53 AM
...That we ALL make thousands of dollars every night

aphrodite
04-27-2004, 10:09 AM
I wish! ::)

ami
04-28-2004, 05:58 PM
cheerleaders!!! I was one of the anti-cheerleaders... actually i was in band.... :)

Happy_Camper
04-28-2004, 07:01 PM
... actually i was in band.... :)


One time at band camp...

Rhiannon
04-28-2004, 07:58 PM
... actually i was in band.... :)


One time at band camp...


LOL How did I know that was coming?

I have to confess though, I was a total cheerleader in school, but not a "clique" type. I don't think I'm demented really, just "unique". heh

Gynger
04-29-2004, 11:31 AM
cheerleaders!!! I was one of the anti-cheerleaders... actually i was in band.... :)


I was a cheer leader for two weeks then I quit and joined my boyfriend's band.. but this one time at band camp......

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Well girls, just when I thought I was the only one NOT getting the orgy line , some jackass LAST night asked all of us who were working "So tell me, you guys all fuck eachother constantly right?" Then a few of us who got up and danced he made rude loud comments at the stage. We all avoided him.

When it was my turn (and Rhia you will appreciate my choice in music here) I went up to "Still of the night", "Slow and Easy" and "Give me all your love" by Whitesnake, this guy stood up and yelled 'C'mon baby, take it ALL off and fuck the pole like its me!". Of course, we can't take it all off at my club, due to the law (anti nudity), but this guy was a piece of work.

When I was done and he motioned for me to come over to him, he asked me "So, how much is it for the ENTIRE package deal?" I looked at him and said, "oh, one hundred... (and his eyes lit up) MILLION DOLLARS!" then I gave an evil laugh and he called me a cock tease and left.

Guys like this piss me off. They ruin it for everyone.

Boobie Monster
04-30-2004, 07:43 AM
This Onion "article" is hysterically appropriate, given the thread...

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4017&n=3

ami
04-30-2004, 03:08 PM
... actually i was in band.... :)


One time at band camp...


NO, NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! i try to tell stories and people cant get past that part, even if the story dosnt involve camp....

however..... we did have a theory about the water, we called it band camp juice. this theory came to be because more couples started dateing durning that one week then was normal, people seemed to flirt more, people left at home got dumped for other band geeks, it was just chaos. so of course "it must be the water".........

dcpoet
06-19-2004, 05:55 PM
that all the guys that go to strip clubs are perverts ( i hear this from to time where i work at).

bambiblue
06-19-2004, 06:57 PM
that we enjoy listening to all their annoying marital problems, that I am a crack or coke whore, that I am a lesbian, that I hate all men (that one may be true but i still hate hearing it) that If offered the right amount of money i would go home with them... god the list could go on and on!!!!

Lexi
06-19-2004, 07:59 PM
That we work there only because we have nothing better to do...that we're not there for the money.


I always get the total opposite reaction. "You're only saying I'm nice cause you want my money"
YEAH I want your money, but if your a dickhead, I wont call you nice. I also wont say you're cute if your not. How bout them apples?

sol_de_pr2
06-19-2004, 08:04 PM
Guess you girls don't give hand jobs in VIP after all ;D

Lexi
06-19-2004, 08:11 PM
I forget the show, but they said that all strippers are "demented former cheerleaders"

I don't know about y'all, but I cheered :) Took an informal poll of the dressing room... 4 outta 5.


Wonderful ::) I cheered for 8 years...on a competitve squad might I add. We won nationals a few times in a row. LOL
:kicks leg high in the air, only this time, not wearing panties::
:headbanger:

ladysummer
06-20-2004, 09:14 AM
That I spend whatever money I make at work (presumably from s*cking or f*cking) and go out and score some coke which I then do while having sex with a random guy I met an hour earlier

FBR
06-20-2004, 12:12 PM
I love mythology. From what I hear a frolic on Mt Olympus beats an hour in VIP hands down ;D

Greek and Roman mythology was my favorite subject in school. I met this dancer the other night who swears shes Aphrodite reincarnated :P. I tend to agree ::)

FBR

Devastating Divyne
06-20-2004, 03:35 PM
"You're only saying I'm nice cause you want my money"



The stripper response is: "Oh, I see. So would you prefer that I hurled insults and degradation at you while trying to get ur money? If that's more along the lines of what you are used to and you'd feel more comfortable that way, I can do that instead!"

What gets on my nerves is the whole attitude that we don't know shit about shit. The smarty guys who in real life are losers come in and sit with you and talk, using large words incorrectly, and then look stunned as hell when u correct their grammar or explain that something they said is incorrect. How dare you know something they don't? They can't be as smart as they think if common strippers know what they know.

The other type of guy is the show off weekend guy who brings all the hot name (read:liquor from rap videos) types of vodka or champagne and a group of buddies and honestly it doesn't matter what race the guy is, this type is always young and icky. Guy tells me "yeah, we drinking on that grey goose you want some? U know grey goose is no.1, right? The beverage tasting institute voted it no.1, you know what that is? Its the people who taste different vodkas and then judge them." Inside my head I say:Damn, really the beverage tasting institute is people who taste beverages. I'm fucking stunned. I'm sittin with a freaking rocket scientist. My response outside of my head is:"yeah, I see we saw the same magazine article about grey goose being no.1, but you missed something. It hadn't been number one since 1997, but if u read it instead of looking at the picture you'd know that. But no, I don't want any but you can buy me some water."

I'm not impressed by stupid shit and I do know my alchohol, so don't try to high side on me if you don't know what the hell you are talking about. I'm impressed if you spend some of the money you and the crew have laid out on the table. I don't want a damn drink, buy a dance. NEWAY, Your boys are gonna laugh at you later b/c the stripper knows more about drinking than you and u're gonna tell em all I'm stuckup and not to spend money on me. But hey I dance so I'll get over it.

onlythebest
06-21-2004, 01:09 AM
That we were all definately raped or molested,why else would we do something so degrading.