View Full Version : 40 year old dad masterbating and watching porn
NikkiD
05-31-2004, 09:07 AM
I think we've forgotten the purpose of Stripperweb. To give advice to the future strippers of the world.. and beyond.
Given the situation of an old man in the front room waxing his dolphin,
And a young lady asking for advise from Stripperweb..
The correct advise is ...
Put on a nice sexy dress.
Run out into the room..
Start dancing.
And get $20 off the old man... ;D
That will stop him real quick....
And again, Sitri is 100% right! Run to daddy, Creamee!
<yuck>
Airhead
05-31-2004, 09:52 AM
Sheeesus, people! What if this poor kid is telling the truth? Please, try to give her sound advice instead of calling her names.
Creemee, here's what you do honey- Go to the police station and tell the nice policeman that your Dad has been exposing himself to you. That's a sex crime and he'll be arrested for that.
Good luck, kid.
Ferrari
05-31-2004, 09:57 AM
Oh, please, Airhead... ::)
Oh, please, Airhead... ::)
:rotfl: Seems the name goes with the response. lol
NikkiD
05-31-2004, 01:32 PM
YOu people are not helping.
I am in a very uncomfortable situation.
I am 18 years old. A girl.
Should I go to counsiling?
:dunce:
To humor those that think there is a possibilty of this being real, lets take into consideration that an 18 is perfectly old enough to move out on their own. Not to mention the fact that I think that, if this were a valid thread, I think it's kind of a slap in the face, assuming that strippers would even be able to relate. It seems to stereotypical.
^^^ What Niki said... and like I always say... "One post, lots of replies, and the poster doesnt add anything else" (in this case 2 posts)
Get a life!
Bridgette
05-31-2004, 02:24 PM
HAHAHA perhaps this troll wasn't quite so amature after all. I mean it did get 4 pages and counting. :laughing: Or are we just in bad need of entertainment? reckon?
Rhiannon
05-31-2004, 09:15 PM
reckon?
ROFL B
Yeah, I agree.. It's gotten far more attention than it deserves.
If anyone thinks that the original poster was actually serious, think about it. And Airhead? Come on.. Get real. The original post stated that she WALKED IN on him. That doesn't mean he was exposing himself to her. Supposedly she walked in and saw him.
Hey, anyone else notice that the Troll smiley is no more? <sniffle>
Rhia, I know!!!!! Where did the troll smiley go??? :(
Bridgette
05-31-2004, 09:40 PM
Yeah I noticed the disappearance of the troll smiley a while ago. I miss it terribly! :sing: Oh where, oh where did our troll-ie face go? Oh where, oh where can it beeee? :sing:
NikkiD
06-01-2004, 01:39 AM
OMG! Bridgette, that is too funny! Great singing, tho.
DJ_Duane
06-01-2004, 04:22 AM
YOu people are not helping.
I am in a very uncomfortable situation.
I am 18 years old. A girl.
Should I go to counsiling?
Okay, Creemee, I'm going to give you some advice on how to stop your dad from masturbating:
You and your mom sit down and talk about the situation.
Buy your mom the best vibrator money can buy and tell her to masturbate every day at 5am. This will wake-up your dad, if your mom is a screamer.
Your dad will either decide to pleasure your mom himself or will decide that he's not as good as a vibrator and will move-out and never be seen again.
Tell your mom to videotape herself masturbating and send me the video, for me to make sure she's doing it right.
I can also post it on the web and make your mom a porn star !!! ;D
That way, your dad can watch your mom masturbate and jerk himself off at the same time. It will be like they're still having sex..........sort of.
wasfatboy
06-01-2004, 09:17 AM
[crawling out of my cave beneath my bridge]
hey i thought i was the only acceptable troll on this site!
and i do it at 5:30 not 6 am! and if your mom would put out i wouldnt have to watch the porn! so get some ear plugs or your mom some lubricant and a sex manual.
thats all i have to say [crawling back into my cave]
WFB (resident troll)
Pryce
06-01-2004, 10:58 AM
:) I got rid of the smiley because too many people were calling non-trolls tolls. As for this thread...it's fun, take off your pants, grab a beer, and enjoy.
Family friend
06-01-2004, 02:10 PM
Creemee, are you going to school, working or what? Maybe you shouldn't be there anymore. The situation does not sound healthy. Is there something you are not telling us?
Blade
06-01-2004, 02:31 PM
Fer Chrissake! I ALWAYS make sure the door is locked before masterbating at 6am, I swear!
As far as walking in on me....Try Knocking! Now here's 20 bucks and a valium, leave daddy alone!
Sitri
06-01-2004, 02:45 PM
Hey, youse gals are missin youse troll. I found a nice one for you..
It's call'd troll picking nose.....
Sorry, I just got into animated gifs.. bored waiting to meet someone for dinner. :D
Bridgette
06-01-2004, 03:41 PM
Aw Pryce, but people will still call others trolls, troll-ie face or no....
sol_de_pr2
06-01-2004, 04:56 PM
I live alone so I can wack off just about anywhere in my home ;D
Rhiannon
06-02-2004, 05:45 AM
:) I got rid of the smiley because too many people were calling non-trolls tolls. As for this thread...it's fun, take off your pants, grab a beer, and enjoy.
Heh.. Understandable, Pryce. Now as for the taking off the pants... Er.. I didn't know we were supposed to be clothed to begin with? I left them at home.. <sigh>
I actually thought the wittle troll face was kinda cute though.. lol