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PoleKitten21
09-08-2004, 01:31 AM
I always make money even if there are only a few patrons in the club by dancing to:

Tenacious D's-Fuck Her Gently/Greatest Song In The World as my last set.

"Fuck Her Gently"

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard

Next--Im will be dancing to Weird Al !!!

kitana
09-08-2004, 01:49 AM
Anything by Wierd Al is funny as hell, but Sitri damn I love that song! I don't think Sedated is funny at all!!!

As a matter of fact, I have been listening to it since I saw the chorus on your siggy line! LOL

Kitana

DJ_WuLf
09-09-2004, 09:46 AM
Check out "Piss up a rope" by Ween (The whole CD is good with songs like "Mr. Richard Smoker").
Also try the "Rodeo Song" by Chris Ledoux. On the same theme there is the "Asshole Song" by David Allen Coe. There are some very funny implications to the song "Don't go away Mad (just go away)" and "Hell on High Heels" by Motley Crue. Dr. Demento did alot of funny stuff too.

Sirona
09-09-2004, 03:40 PM
Oh-oh-oh...

What about "Mr Personality" by 20 Fingers/Gillette?

The Reptile
09-18-2004, 05:33 PM
Lords of Acid - Rover Take Over always a good one for laughs...

My passion for this love started early last week
when i came upon my dog bone buried in his cheek
so i asked my friend to perform the deed
to do it doggystyle with his girlfriend and me
He's kind of stupid, my sexy super stud
So the crazy dumb f*cker, he plugged my butt
When he pulled out he said my dick doesn't fit
and started to scream my package smells like shit!

I feel wet and wild
wanna do it doggystyle


Not sexy at all but funny as hell...

madgrad
09-21-2004, 01:29 AM
Jimmy Buffet, you can't forget about him....

Fins

Margaritaville

Jamican Swat Team

We are the People Our Parent's Warned Us About.

Why Don't we Get Drunk (and Screw).

Brown Eyed Girl

and FruitCakes.

Also Tom Waits- The Piano has Been Drinking (Not Me).

These are good when you just want to be Goofy on a slow day (and to turn on a new generation of Dancers into Parrot Heads)

BigGreenMnM
09-21-2004, 06:57 AM
The Adam Sandler shampoo song is Medium Pace.
My new favorite is his My Girlfriend is a whore, very big band sounding.


I have not heard it yet,at least i dont think so.

Can ya bring it in so i can hear??