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lilriot_atl
08-28-2006, 03:31 AM
I used to work with a Sateen and a Satin (like they were pieces of cloth or something); then there was all the alcohol names... are they that much of alkies that they had to name themselves after their beverages of choice... I totally was waiting to hear something like "Guiness on stage 1"; Oh, and you can't forget the food ones like cupcake, cream, and sugar... come on say what you really mean- hamburger, pizza, lobster. haha j/k Really though, names here in Atlanta really are outta control, its actually amusing.

My stage name is boring but guys don't forget my name b/c its easy and normal. I kinda want a funny name but i don't think I could get it outta my mouth without cracking up.

One of my good friends told me last night that her very first dancer name was a car and my first one was a concert venue... so potato patato..
-e

lilriot_atl
08-28-2006, 03:33 AM
i have to thow in my bit here....off topic kinda though. my husband and i have literaly had drag out fights over naming our daughter (not pregnant yet but planning ahead). he wanted to name her....misty, missy, or chrystal. i told him i'd better be dead on that table before youname ther that...all i could think of was port star or white trash stripper.



Im having the same problem... my guy is a dj so every name I mention he has some sort of bad thing that reminds him of a crazy stripper from bck in the day... urgh!


-e

Rosepetal
09-02-2006, 02:40 PM
Babs??? no...the first name I dismissed as impossible![FONT=Impact][SIZE=2] }:D

lbt
09-05-2006, 06:20 PM
I think Najia is a bad name, it sounds like nausea whenthe DJ annouces it.

Jillian
10-13-2006, 09:10 AM
(sorry if you like her shannon, but the name is...interesting) the girl goes by Wet Wet

SexyGemini
10-13-2006, 09:38 AM
Love as a stagename....

Isolabella
10-13-2006, 10:17 AM
(sorry if you like her shannon, but the name is...interesting) the girl goes by Wet Wet

Lol Jillian! I was just going to post that.

When the DJ announced her the other night, a few of the girls looked at one another "did he just say Wet Butt?". I about died! :D

lbt
10-13-2006, 12:31 PM
wet wet? gross!

Jillian
10-14-2006, 08:20 AM
When the DJ announced her the other night, a few of the girls looked at one another "did he just say Wet Butt?". I about died! :D


LOL Wet butt...hahaha...two things. First of all, she gets an attitude with people who don't get her name on like the first try. I think most of the time it's shock..."your name is Wet Wet ...whaaaat??"

I guess Joe called Dave to ask if that was an "appropriate name" on Thurs - he said it was crude, was baffled and didn't know what to think of it.

On that note, I told Joe I'm officially changing my name to Jill-Doe

mild2wild
10-14-2006, 09:36 AM
I nearly went with Ecstacy at one point. These days I stick with Vanessa (first choice) or Lucy. If none of those will work (as in taken)... then I don't know!

Confession: I was thinking of calling myself as a last resort (instead of Ecstacy) GC due to being from the Gold Coast ... but no.. I'm not going with that either.

I too personally like the more "real" sounding names (Vanessa, Danielle, Tori, etc) however find it surprising that some of the REAL names of strippers out there are more interesting than their actual stripper name!

I knew a Verity who called herself Chante. Also a Coral who called herself Baby.

Must admit that Baby as a stripper name isn't a fave of mine. Just that it worked for her because she was petite, thin and suited it.


The Chante aka Verity that you are talking about is an absaloute NUTCASE - I would warn any one against getting to know her! If any aussie girls want to know why PM me!

Windy
10-14-2006, 05:06 PM
hehe there was a girl at another club i used to waitress at anhd her name was 'dane'

haha wuts that ? like great dane?

ViolaStrings
10-14-2006, 05:12 PM
I worked with a girl who also did porn. My sister and I went to high school with her, and everyone called her "Biscuit", because she faked a british accent and this kid was said "why are you talking like that, do you have tea, and crumpet... and BISCUITS". It just stuck after that. She's a white girl, no asian in her AT ALL (though she claimed to be half japanese, which was a FULL LIE) and her stage name was...

Keiko Kamacoochi

She never made any money. She was always getting fired for not being able to pay house fee. She's in the porn "Art School Sluts" and is married to Rob Longshot, who we also went to high school with and looks like a walking penis.

Sad Sally
10-14-2006, 08:04 PM
I worked with a young Asian girl named Felony. Kinda appropriate.

chitownchick
10-15-2006, 06:41 AM
raisen..............just makes me think of shriveled grapes....

X Evan X
10-15-2006, 05:49 PM
Her name was ORKA.
She fit the name weighing in at a kewl 350lbs.
Late 80's,lawton oklahoma,golden dragon was the bar.
worst name ever!
God I would love to see that^^.

2 worst names I have ever heard (and there are some STELLAR ones in this thread) were the names of a ladies two children no shit...

Syphallis (sif-'ah-lysss)

Ghonorea (guh-'no-rhia)

You really have to look at the phonetics on those, it's hard to believe I know..

She rented an apartment at the complex that a friend managed, and she moved in with her two children. I can't make this stuff up.

And to think that I had professors and teachers somehow manage to mess up "Evan" my whole life..

I had it easy compared to those two
-E

Rylee one
10-15-2006, 07:00 PM
I have to add my comments... I worked with a real crackhead who called herself .."M"..
I once caught her beating herself up in the bathroom with her mirror image, cussing herself and all.

Scurvette
10-15-2006, 07:58 PM
I used to work at a club with a girl whose stage name was "Satan" not exactly a name that I thought would put people in a good mood.........haha

Haha, I was thinking about using Satan as my stage name. Then I thought about "Lucy". It's short for Lucifer, but still sounds girly and sexy.

Persona
10-16-2006, 10:06 PM
I want to change my name to Hootie McBoob

Elizabeth729
10-17-2006, 12:21 PM
Well, seems like my name isn't so popular - Bambi. But keep in mind sometimes names that seem awful have a good reason. I picked mine because it was the most stereotypical stripper name I could think of. I mean, hey, if you can't enjoy a little irony in your life, where would you be? Plus, with a name like that customers expect me to be stupid - but I'm not so it makes it easier to hustle them.

Anyway, the worst name 2 names I've ever heard:

1. Bang69. She was ghetto. Really ghetto.
2. Vicinity. Nice girl, really, really, really dumb. Didn't know what her name meant, just thought it sounded pretty.

Although, I have to say that I don't hate any stripper names because I find them interesting. What a girl chooses to name herself says a lot about who she is and who she views herself in the world. And what she considers sexy. No matter what the name, this is always fascinating.

alalia86
10-21-2006, 05:59 AM
I worked with a cinnamon, a sugar and a cream (my favorite).

But my least favorite name was the white girl who decided to name herself "Vanilla."

scarlett_vancouver
10-21-2006, 12:10 PM
This doesn't count, really, but I had a stripping dream last night, and one of the girls was named Calamari.

krchab99
10-21-2006, 02:56 PM
I worked with a cinnamon, a sugar and a cream (my favorite).

But my least favorite name was the white girl who decided to name herself "Vanilla."

Hey my first stage name was sugar. lol but it realy was:-[ ;D

holiday
10-21-2006, 04:10 PM
This doesn't count, really, but I had a stripping dream last night, and one of the girls was named Calamari.

LOL :D

WhiteTara
10-21-2006, 05:24 PM
I want to change my name to Hootie McBoob

Only if I can be Chesty LaRue.

Persona
10-23-2006, 03:43 PM
lmao! What about Busty St. Claire?

Vegas_dancer
11-03-2006, 05:24 AM
Heard one tonight....Virgin

PleasureVictim
11-03-2006, 06:02 AM
Hey my first stage name was sugar. lol but it realy was:-[ ;D

I think Sugar is cute. And Cream- if she can carry it off, make everyone think of the 'good' cream not the bad one. ;)

Riley21
11-03-2006, 06:04 AM
Heard one tonight....Virgin

Was it at Minxx?

FallenFairy69
11-04-2006, 12:23 PM
I have used Satine (everyone ended up calling me Satin) and Raven in the past and since I'm thinking of going back to dancing I was thinking of
1.Absinthe
2.Ember
3.Echo
4.Fairy
5.Mystic
How do any of those sound?

cinammonkisses
11-04-2006, 01:25 PM
I think Sugar is cute. And Cream- if she can carry it off, make everyone think of the 'good' cream not the bad one. ;)

I like the names Sugar and Cream.. I really like the name Cream..hmmm :P

Analucia
11-04-2006, 02:54 PM
I'm surprised my name (Sin) didn't get a mention... although I like my name.


I'll tell you a scary ass name.... Andromeda. AND she danced like the girl from "Superstar", twitching around the stage in jerking motions, kneeling and throwing her arms out, pointing around and spinning then pausing every few seconds. Seriously. She also had a curly red affro, big glasses, and her bush matched her hair and peeked out of her massive 80's style thong. Yes it was that bad.

There was also a girl named Nemesis. I thought that was really fucking weird, but she was pretty at least and she could dance.

HAHAHAHA, ;D I would love to see that, I died laughing just reading the post. 80's thong hehehehehehehe!



This wasn't a dancer's name, but my ex used to go to school with a girl named Aquanetta. Aquanetta Jones. :O

Sidenote: I know an Aquanetta too!

I'd like to just use my name, I'm just not that creative. :-\

PleasureVictim
11-04-2006, 05:07 PM
I have used Satine (everyone ended up calling me Satin) and Raven in the past and since I'm thinking of going back to dancing I was thinking of
1.Absinthe
2.Ember
3.Echo
4.Fairy
5.Mystic
How do any of those sound?

I like Ember and Echo. I'm sure everyone will end up calling you Amber though. Fairy is pretty also.

DestyDoll
11-05-2006, 03:49 PM
What do you think of my name, Desty? I have never heard it before, that's why I like it. Also like the names Venus and Jade, I was thinking of those too but Desty seemed more unique. Names I don't like: definatly agree with the liquid names, food names, etc. Yuck. And how about Ginger? I actually would like it but it's so cliche... Also don't like names that are already someone well knowns's name. Ex: Marilyn, Madonna, etc.

I also really like names that are "normal" names but maybe names that you don't hear too often (Adrienne- not abnormal, but not very common) or names that most people shorten. Example, a girl going by Kimberly. Every Kimberly I ever knew went by Kim, so actually using the full version of an everyday name is really pretty. How about Stacia? (Stay-sha) I like that too. I actually met a girl with that as her real name.

DestyDoll
11-05-2006, 03:57 PM
Does anyone ever use a last name? I think some of the worst names are names that have 2 words that go together (some girl had posted Sexy Mama, etc) But how about using a good stripper name and giving your alter ego a last name too? I haven't made up a last name for Desty yet but was thinking about it.

DestyDoll
11-05-2006, 04:05 PM
squeak. i am not sure if i like it or not...

Lysondra
11-05-2006, 04:14 PM
I am Morrigan Slayde. The -real- professionals in my opinion have a last name. It gives them an edge. So I'm hoping by mimicing, I'll become. :P

DestyDoll
11-05-2006, 04:58 PM
I LOVE Morrigan Slayde! I have no clue what to do about a last name, I've been thinking about it for awhile...

Lysondra
11-05-2006, 05:05 PM
What's wrong with Desty Doll? Alliteration always makes good for a name.

echomadison
11-09-2006, 07:49 AM
I used to work with a dancer named "Viper" now that doesnt even sound appealing to me...yes please I want the dance from the extremely venomous snake...haha The worst by far was a new girl who started dancing under the name "Slade". Now I dont know about anyone else but to me it reminds me of the flintstones or some comic book character... or a rebel cop (Jack Slade) haha...I later told her she should change her name to something alittle "softer"...She went with Angelina and then later changed it to Abby. I guess it got better, but damn, Slade?

echomadison
11-09-2006, 07:52 AM
My real name is Echo Amaris...I have it tatooed on my body ( I was 18)and everyone always looks at it and tries to read it and then says "What does that say?" and when I tell them they say "whos that?" and I am like nunyabusiness....I dance by Madison because its so much easier and has more syllables so thus sounds better over a PA...

PaigeDWinter
11-09-2006, 08:02 AM
I used to work with a dancer named "Viper" now that doesnt even sound appealing to me...



I did too...

vidadiva
11-09-2006, 01:18 PM
I vote for "kit kat"as the worst name. As if the name "chocolate" isn't bad enough, but i don't understand why a dancer would want to be named after a chocolate bar that costs .75 cents or maybe less in some places.

I love kit kat bars but shit gimme a break.

The one and only Raven
11-09-2006, 01:23 PM
Lets see.... China Doll (she wasn't even Asian) Sex Pot (yes, I am serious), Trixie, Dixie, Foxy (but she was in her upper 40's and looked it...), Patience, Danger, Nova, my DJ husband says Bambi.... I'm fond of names that could be real names, like Heather, Camille, Veronica, Paige, etc....


Krystal

HarleyD
11-09-2006, 02:20 PM
"We even had a girl named Harley. *Sheesh*"

hey thats my name! and guys seem to like it.. although it is hard for them to believe its my real name when they ask me if it is.. of course its not!

X Evan X
11-09-2006, 05:04 PM
"Sex Pot" Lol!

-E

TittyBangBang!
11-15-2006, 08:38 PM
when i started dancing i wanted to come up with something outrageous and stupid.

i came up with "titty titty bang bang" (yes like chitty), foreplay and my favorite...


MOISTURE!!

Moisture is the grossest name i could think of. imagine "AAANNDD NOOOOWWW WWEEE HHAAAVVEEE MOOOIIISSSTUUREE OOONN MAAIIN STAAGE!!"


Luckily my manager wouldnt allow my crazy names and i was forced to pick something a little more discreet<--- eww. that would be another gross name.

seishibella
11-16-2006, 03:59 AM
I've always found stripper names to be quite silly, but that's how guys will remember them and the girl really...any old name wouldn't do of course :D Kennedy was a strange name of a girl I use to dance with, but the club named her that because the Kennedy Expressway was one of the roads that took you to the club...So it made sense after I figured that out.

I named myself after the Edens Expressway for the same reason and of course the Adam and Eve reference...and it really does help people remember me, or at least that's what my regs tell me. LOL :D

X Evan X
11-16-2006, 04:05 AM
when i started dancing i wanted to come up with something outrageous and stupid.

i came up with "titty titty bang bang" (yes like chitty), foreplay and my favorite...


MOISTURE!!

Moisture is the grossest name i could think of. imagine "AAANNDD NOOOOWWW WWEEE HHAAAVVEEE MOOOIIISSSTUUREE OOONN MAAIIN STAAGE!!"


Luckily my manager wouldnt allow my crazy names and i was forced to pick something a little more discreet<--- eww. that would be another gross name.

Lol! You are great
-E

Riley21
11-16-2006, 07:20 AM
Arson
Miss Kitty
Baby Gurl (yes, she wanted it spelled like that too)

::)

Silverback
11-16-2006, 10:05 PM
Wow, 500 posts and almost 20,000 views! :)

My (I believe) third post ever sure has a long shelf life!

I'd like to thank all the little people.