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Christany
09-18-2007, 05:18 PM
^^^ I'm guessing she was referring to the "chemistry" between two people who get along..?


Probably. I would hope this wouldn't be a trend though. I can't imagine what I'd do if I met someone named Anatomy who said that 2 people were anatomically correct for one another.

teeth_of_the_hydra
09-18-2007, 09:54 PM
At a club I visited the other night, there was a girl named "Shorty." It wasn't terrible, as she was cute and little, but the thing is, see, she had the word "shorty" tattooed in huge calligraphic script on her back (think Tupac's "thug life" tattoo). Come on... the name is just a leeeeetle too dumb for that to be a good idea.


Oh, and she was totally white.

Corgan
09-18-2007, 09:58 PM
^ oh. my. i want to see this with my own eyes.

Yekhefah
09-18-2007, 10:03 PM
I think in thug culture, "shorty" is a slang term for "female," isn't it? So she might as well call herself "Girl" and have "GIRL" tattooed across her back. Unimaginative much?

cameron_keys
09-18-2007, 10:04 PM
At a club I visited the other night, there was a girl named "Shorty." It wasn't terrible, as she was cute and little, but the thing is, see, she had the word "shorty" tattooed in huge calligraphic script on her back (think Tupac's "thug life" tattoo). Come on... the name is just a leeeeetle too dumb for that to be a good idea.


Oh, and she was totally white.

Was she tiny and blonde?? Goes by Sara? Yeah...I know her. She used to work for one of the pimps at my club til he threw her out. Watch her...shes DEF an extras girl and she can be trouble.

Corgan
09-18-2007, 10:05 PM
shawwwwtayyyyyy! hahahahahahah!

Corey
09-18-2007, 11:50 PM
Yeah, Chocolate and Mocha are way overdone. At my first club, I worked with Chocolate, Mocha, Hershey, and Nestle (I am not making this up). I used to joke that I was going to change my name to Cream, and this one girl really thought I should. ::)

I dance with a 'Cream' from time to time. She is mixed w/ very pale olive skin and light green eyes but Afro-American facial features. It works for her.

sixelayvi
09-20-2007, 07:44 PM
those are some funny names.....i cant stand the name ivy because that is my given name and i like to be unique

NekkoStarz
09-20-2007, 09:38 PM
at a club i used to work at in IL, there was a ghetto white girl named ivory........ and she had a black friend who started at the same time as her and *sniff* isn't it sweet... she called herself ebony! hahaha, lame... both had horrible attitudes as well

teeth_of_the_hydra
09-20-2007, 09:45 PM
Was she tiny and blonde?? Goes by Sara? Yeah...I know her. She used to work for one of the pimps at my club til he threw her out. Watch her...shes DEF an extras girl and she can be trouble.

Yeah, tiny and blonde, that's her! Hah... I saw her at the club where I got the "extras" dance I posted about... that's where I won't be working, for sure.


P.S. "Go shorty, it's your birfday, we gonna party like, it's your birfday..."

lolagetz
09-21-2007, 11:48 AM
at a club i used to work at in IL, there was a ghetto white girl named ivory........ and she had a black friend who started at the same time as her and *sniff* isn't it sweet... she called herself ebony! hahaha, lame... both had horrible attitudes as well

Lol, now I'm going to have that Paul McCartney song stuck in my head for the rest of the day.. :P

cameron_keys
09-21-2007, 11:52 AM
Yeah, tiny and blonde, that's her! Hah... I saw her at the club where I got the "extras" dance I posted about... that's where I won't be working, for sure.


P.S. "Go shorty, it's your birfday, we gonna party like, it's your birfday..."

Yeah...shes trouble. I mean her PIMP threw her out because she violated her probation....she was under house arrest where she was supposed to be drug tested and she still did blow(and anything else she go ther hands on). She was also caught doing extras(letting guys finger her for one) in the club. Which sadly here..is NOT grounds for firing someone.

saphire123456
09-21-2007, 11:56 AM
{ my name is sooo in the overplayed and cheesy category...but i'm scared i won't respond to anything else at this point so whatever..

Andygirl
09-21-2007, 12:16 PM
[QUOTE=pheno;815252]These are REAL names: Yellow Jello and Orange Jello (twins) It's pronounced "Yuh-lahn-juh-lo" and "Or-ahn-juh-lo"

are you sure it wasn't Le' mon jelo and Orahn jelo,
there can't be two sets of those.

Someone i know checked them in at her job in a medical office. The mother was indignant when she looked at the file and said "Lemon jello?"

great thread, timeless <not a name

My family calls me Leash, short for my real name.

If i were a stripper, I'd call my self Legend, 'cause I am old!

The whole "Orange Jello/Lemon Jello" name thing is an urban legend.

http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/names.asp

cinammonkisses
09-21-2007, 12:31 PM
There is a girl at my club whose name is Danikka (pronounced: da-nick-ah) I think it's so ugly.

cameron_keys
09-21-2007, 12:40 PM
There is a girl at my club whose name is Danikka (pronounced: da-nick-ah) I think it's so ugly.

She must be a Nascar fan!

Or a Wonder Years fan...

I like the name personally...

lolagetz
09-21-2007, 01:10 PM
There is a girl at my club whose name is Danikka (pronounced: da-nick-ah) I think it's so ugly.

We had a girl named that for a few days. She'd come from a topless club, so she left soon after she found out she couldn't get away with leaving her thong on on stage. Holy shit, you mean you have to show your punani at a nude club? I never would have guessed! ::)

NekkoStarz
09-21-2007, 07:15 PM
I thought of another one... BUT, I actually liked this girl & was friends with her. She actually was one of the hottest girls at work & always the top 3 money makers when she worked... Anyways, her name was Panther. And she's white & danced to nothing but heavy metal. I never asked her why, but I assume she went with that cos she had a panther tattoo crawling up her thigh.

Christany
09-21-2007, 10:35 PM
I've seen a girl use the name Dasani, which could really be a pretty name, if not already a bottled water.

exotisch23
09-22-2007, 05:06 AM
There is a girl at my club whose name is Danikka (pronounced: da-nick-ah) I think it's so ugly.


Oh I love that name! Reminds me of a really hot blondie that used to work at striptease.

Anyway, worst name I've ever heard was Dollar. lol

Lena
09-22-2007, 06:00 AM
Jericha. She wanted to be Jericho but they wouldn't let her. She brings a Bible to work and reads it in the dressing room.

I danced with a girl named Remedy, which I loved but some people made fun of it.

Star Player
09-22-2007, 01:06 PM
Ones that are hard to pronounce or remember, or have some element of turnoff in them.

Some of the worst ones I have encountered:

Bertha, Swaziland, Antartic Queen, Biker Wife, Helga, Big Cornhusker.

dawnr1101
09-22-2007, 01:35 PM
I worked with vanilla (a short haied very white girl who loved to "french kiss" every custome she saw) and a "cream" (a very dark skinned black girl) and snowwhite (another very pale white girl) she wouldwork double...used heroine and gave her "man" all her money...

Lena
09-22-2007, 02:18 PM
Oh yeah... Arctic Fox.

sexy_celeste
09-23-2007, 06:44 AM
Broccolleee.

She used to be called Candi, but heard that Brocolli was better for you.



(Yes Im a Pterry fan)

kitty260
09-23-2007, 10:31 AM
Big Cornhusker.

Oh dear god. Was she from Nebraska? :O

What the hell kind of name is THAT?!

Hot2Trot
09-23-2007, 10:39 AM
Dixie Rex.

:O .

The funniest thing is that most people don't get it.

I think the literalness is by far funnier than the actual phrasing within the name.

And "No," it is not my s.n. .

And "Yes," for real.

:flirt: .

dawnr1101
09-23-2007, 12:48 PM
Broccolleee.

She used to be called Candi, but heard that Brocolli was better for you.



(Yes Im a Pterry fan)

I don't know if I should cry or laugh at this.....hahaha

that would make a good conversation starter....haha

cameron_keys
09-23-2007, 01:46 PM
[FONT="Palatino Linotype"][COLOR="DarkSlateBlue"][B]Dixie Rex.

:O .

The funniest thing is that most people don't get it.



HA HA!! Thats awesome..someone should use that as a porn name!

Christany
09-23-2007, 08:54 PM
Dixie Rex.

:O .

The funniest thing is that most people don't get it.

I think the literalness is by far funnier than the actual phrasing within the name.

And "No," it is not my s.n. .

And "Yes," for real.

:flirt: .


hehe, i had to say that out loud to get it.

Totally had a Simpsons flashback of Bart calling Moe's Tavern :-)

Hot2Trot
09-24-2007, 10:41 AM
HA HA!! Thats awesome..someone should use that as a porn name!

LoL; I wouldn't be shocked to find out that someone has.

:flirt: .

Hot2Trot
09-24-2007, 10:42 AM
hehe, i had to say that out loud to get it.

Totally had a Simpsons flashback of Bart calling Moe's Tavern :-)

:P .

:flirt: .

Hot2Trot
09-24-2007, 10:44 AM
Ooooh, I just thought of another...

Anita Lei .

:flirt: .

Andygirl
09-24-2007, 10:45 AM
Ooooh, I just thought of another...

Anita Lei .

:flirt: .

I remember a girl named Anita Mann. I thought it was kinda cute.

aussiebelle
09-25-2007, 09:09 AM
Broccolleee.

She used to be called Candi, but heard that Brocolli was better for you.



(Yes Im a Pterry fan)

That is so funny hahaha
Are you actually serious?

Blasiancutie
09-25-2007, 10:19 PM
Although, I have to say that I don't hate any stripper names because I find them interesting. What a girl chooses to name herself says a lot about who she is and who she views herself in the world. And what she considers sexy. No matter what the name, this is always fascinating.

^ I would agree.

Ok, most dancers and custys don't get my name either, but once I explain my reasons for the name they understand. Being its a Japanese name and I am black doesn't mean I need to be Japanese to have it, even though, some people can tell I am mix with Asian. Its a Japanese anime character name and I think anime girls are very hot and weird at the same time. Thats why I can change my hair color and outfits and play a different character of an anime girl. Some people never watched anime. Some people think its cute, because I "look" the anime school girl part especially.

Now, I do get all the time, "What your real name?" Well, I would say its a nickname I was given but then I say, "Either you will remember it or not. Its up to you." Then one day I had a conversation with friends and I was like, from your rap, porn to rock stars they all have alias names too. I could also say some girls don't need to dance on music that doesn't suit them at all. But I can't because if thats you then do you. Its a preference and a persona you are presenting. My name isn't going to make or break me in a club, its me.

Kikyo Star or just Kikyo

P. S. I use to dance to Lovely. I got that idea from Stevie Wonder.

KennedyWinters
09-27-2007, 04:10 AM
I forgot about the dancer named La La. Isn't that a teletubby or something?

Was she a buxom blonde at the Van Nuys Rouge? I knew one too!!!

X Evan X
09-27-2007, 04:33 AM
Oh man I want to call "Big Cornhusker" to stage so bad

-E

Embyr
09-27-2007, 04:39 AM
I danced with a "Baby Girl" recently. Ummm.... ok.... ::)


Oh man I want to call "Big Cornhusker" to stage so bad

-E


I have to say that my fav. name in the entire thread is the Precious who was always called to the stage in a Gollum voice.

lolagetz
09-27-2007, 11:44 AM
I forgot about the dancer named La La. Isn't that a teletubby or something?

Holy shit, we have a Lala too. I guess maybe it's a real name in some language or other... /:O

I just remembered we have a girl named Mickeys. Yeah, with an S at the end. I don't get it.. is it a reference to something..? I'm so confused...:-\

Christian*Doll*
09-27-2007, 12:09 PM
I just remembered we have a girl named Mickeys. Yeah, with an S at the end. I don't get it.. is it a reference to something..? I'm so confused...:-\

beer?

Cupid213
09-27-2007, 12:37 PM
Felony, Juciy, tasty and the list goes on...............lol

lolagetz
09-27-2007, 02:43 PM
beer?

Oh, is there a brand of beer called that? Still, why name yourself after beer? "Hey handsome, how's it going? My name's Bud Light, what's yours?" :P

dangerousdiva
09-30-2007, 02:03 PM
Yummy
Sexy
Sweety

I worked with all three last night

braxley
09-30-2007, 03:55 PM
Sexy Red Bone. wtf???

i think i've found my new dance name.

RubyTheRed
09-30-2007, 04:32 PM
i danced with a girl named juicy couture, which i thought was really bizarre.

also i went to another strip club and witnessed a rather large dancer named "milkshake".

words cannot describe.

miss marina
09-30-2007, 04:44 PM
Juicy Couture? She likes sweatpants wayyy too much lol...

destinyxotica
10-01-2007, 03:57 AM
ok check this out A Girl in my club "FLAMINGO"

kitana
10-01-2007, 06:13 AM
Oh, is there a brand of beer called that? Still, why name yourself after beer? "Hey handsome, how's it going? My name's Bud Light, what's yours?" :P

That would be good if the guy was drinking a Bud Light, and you could just tell him to follow you for more Bud Light than he could handle, lol!

kitana
10-01-2007, 06:14 AM
Ok, that is IT!

I am dancing tomorrow at work under the new stage name of.....either Boo Boo Kitty Fuck, or Mary Poppins!