PDA

View Full Version : Worst Stage names?



Pages : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 [13] 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37

dancersari
10-23-2007, 07:20 PM
Pu$$yKat... That did it for me. I can't tell you how nice it is to find other girls who actually use their real names--or something that one could actually see somebody naming a child.

bellasera
10-23-2007, 08:24 PM
I danced with a "Baby Girl" recently. Ummm.... ok.... ::)



Humm There is one at my club too.

Gretchen
10-23-2007, 08:25 PM
Felony, Juciy, tasty and the list goes on...............lol


My last club wasn't even good enough to have a Felony.....we just had a Misdemeanor.

I'll volunteer my own name as a bad stage name. I came up with Gretchen when the manager in my first club asked me what my stage name was and I hadn't thought of it. I remembered someone telling me I looked like a Gretchen or Heidi so I went with it. I thought it was kinda sexy but I mentioned it to a few guy friends and they said it reminded them of their grandma. No Gretchen Mol anyone?

I'm thinking of switching to Skyler or Kira soon.

AlexxaHex
10-23-2007, 08:41 PM
^^ I could see you doing well as a Terri, Nikki or Susie.

francescadubois
10-23-2007, 08:50 PM
worst stage name ever that I worked with?

A bitch named Chocolate Chip.

masha
10-24-2007, 03:04 AM
Ive danced with a chick called Bam-Bam

veronicavale
10-30-2007, 03:20 PM
This girl has worked with me for one week now. Her name WAS Temptation. She comes to the bar on Friday to inform us (a couple of dancers were sitting together) that her new name is "Double Dutch". We asked her why, and her response is, "Cuz I'm a hot, sexy-ass double dutch." Does anyone else NOT get this? My friend at the bar responded, "Like the jump-rope game?" We didn't get an answer.

MoetATL07
10-30-2007, 03:32 PM
Tatalicious

Chrissy68
10-30-2007, 03:35 PM
no way im rereading this entire thread to see if i've posted... but my two faves were
champagne
and
moet (say the T because she didnt believe em or i telling her the T was silent) so it was more like Mowett

MoetATL07
10-30-2007, 04:26 PM
no way im rereading this entire thread to see if i've posted... but my two faves were
champagne
and
moet (say the T because she didnt believe em or i telling her the T was silent) so it was more like Mowett

Moet is my stage name but I want to change it to something else just don't know what yet.

atlmorgan
11-01-2007, 01:54 AM
After over 10 years I could go on 4 ever! I work in a bar in macon ga. we have= WET WET, CHOCOLATE THUNDER, LISIOUS, VANILLA, APPLE,AND KOOLAID!

atlmorgan
11-01-2007, 01:54 AM
After over 10 years I could go on 4 ever! I work in a bar in macon ga. we have= WET WET, CHOCOLATE THUNDER, LISIOUS, VANILLA, APPLE,AND KOOLAID!

miss marina
11-01-2007, 01:58 AM
Koolaid lol

scarlett_vancouver
11-23-2007, 05:02 AM
It's so obvious, but today is the first time I've ever heard it:

Jenna Talia

Taylorlila
11-24-2007, 09:06 AM
Latina, a white and blond Latina.

PleasureVictim
11-24-2007, 03:10 PM
After over 10 years I could go on 4 ever! I work in a bar in macon ga. we have= WET WET, CHOCOLATE THUNDER, LISIOUS, VANILLA, APPLE,AND KOOLAID!

I just skimmed through your post- without reading where you worked and read the names in caps. I thought to myself, damn those sound like Georgia names. Then surprise, surprise you work in Macon lol.

I think I know which club you speak of, I've been there a few times. :-)

Alaska
11-25-2007, 05:03 AM
Baby, Sexy, Exotic, Magic, Hottie, Flaca...

Alaska
11-25-2007, 05:04 AM
I can't tell you how nice it is to find other girls who actually use their real names--or something that one could actually see somebody naming a child.

Um no sorry--men still like the cheezy ass names, just make sure they are good ones! I don't have a problem with stripper names....what are we strippers for then?

Andygirl
11-25-2007, 04:15 PM
A girl at my club goes by the name Ransom. It took everything I had not to bust out laughing when she introduced herself to me.

beautiful.
11-25-2007, 04:29 PM
My friend and I started dancing together at 18 and I'm guilty of giving her a bad stage name.. Babydoll. No wonder we lost touch.

Alaska
11-25-2007, 07:48 PM
Oh how bout "Ascensia." Picture a drunk ass guy hearing that for the first time and trying to pronounce it....

I_luv_dancers!
11-25-2007, 08:29 PM
"Fantasia" - lousy name, gr8 stripper.

PHXFan
11-25-2007, 08:34 PM
Hummer...yup, that's right. Not Mercedes, or Porsche, HUMMER. You can't make stuff like this up.

Dr. Gregory Shack
11-25-2007, 10:07 PM
My stage name was pretty awesome, it was Hard Money, or Hardmoney.

Cause I worked hard for the money.

So hard for the money.

ellebelle
11-26-2007, 12:07 AM
Fabulous. Baby. Honey. BJ. Tattoo... urgh so many

Alaska
11-26-2007, 12:08 AM
Tatoo...lmfao

ellebelle
11-26-2007, 12:15 AM
Yeah well she was sure hard to get rid of.. I think she was fired about 5 times before she finally faded away. Kind of like lazer treatment..

Alaska
11-26-2007, 01:03 AM
aaaaaahaha

DJ Steve
11-28-2007, 04:48 AM
worst one i have ever had a dancer say to me is "pink panther"

fucking retarded

also i dont get understand why girls isist on not only a stage name, but also on a first AND last name, sounds like im calling two girls to stage.

girls that also have to name themselves based on their ethnicity are also annoying to me. ie: i white girl named vanilla or a black girl named cocoa etc.

i have always preferred the "real" names like a crystal sarah jessica etc

AlexxaHex
11-29-2007, 10:28 PM
What's wrong with Baby or Honey? I have a friend who goes by Flaca too.

vagetarian
11-29-2007, 11:08 PM
baby girl. she's brand new at my club. worst name i have ever heard.

Alaska
11-30-2007, 05:57 AM
I have a friend who goes by Flaca too.

I thought flaca means skinny? It's prob not as funny as it would be in English, but .....yea....

lolagetz
11-30-2007, 11:04 AM
^^^ It's more like "thin" or "slender." I don't think it's such a bad name. In Spanish you can sort of use these adjectives as nouns.. Like saying "la flaca" as a subject is perfectly fine, you don't have to say "la mujer flaca" or whatever. Isn't there some TV show called "El Gordo y la Flaca" with a big fat man and a hot chick?

Gwennnnnn
12-01-2007, 07:13 AM
I overheard this new girl at my club wanting to use the name "Balkary" The house mom said.... No ones gonna be able to pronounce that... I can get you the baby name book..

Alaska
12-01-2007, 09:22 AM
^what does balkery mean??? lmao the baby book.


haha I just googled it--it said "did you mean bakery?

Gwennnnnn
12-02-2007, 03:41 AM
Yeah... "Balkary"..... I dunno!!

Yekhefah
12-02-2007, 10:46 AM
Last night I worked with a girl who was at least 100 pounds overweight - I'm not exaggerating, she really was - and her name was Pica. Yes, really.

RoseWhite
12-02-2007, 10:50 AM
I suddenly have the urge to eat some clay . . .

DylanAngel
12-02-2007, 10:59 AM
Oh no, I think I might have had that!

I always ate the paper that the candy buttons were on!

It still had all those yummy bits of candy stuck to it.

And I also ate wax lips too.

DylanAngel
12-02-2007, 11:00 AM
Back to the OP, I'm just waiting for the dancer who decides to call herself Vajayjay.

RoseWhite
12-02-2007, 11:10 AM
Since we're on cravings, I've always thought I might call myself "Nutella" for an evening, just for fun.

Mmm, Nutella . . .

DylanAngel
12-02-2007, 11:13 AM
Since we're on cravings, I've always thought I might call myself "Nutella" for an evening, just for fun.

Mmm, Nutella . . .

You're killing me today! My sides hurt.

I got one. "Introducing our newest dancer..."

"FLUFF"

Yekhefah
12-02-2007, 11:17 AM
I'm gonna change my name to Little Debbie.

DylanAngel
12-02-2007, 11:48 AM
I'm gonna change my name to Little Debbie.

LMAO!!!!

lolagetz
12-02-2007, 11:49 AM
Hahaha.. How about "Sara Lee"?

DylanAngel
12-02-2007, 11:50 AM
All is good as long as someone doesn't start calling themselves Granny Smith.

Yekhefah
12-02-2007, 11:52 AM
:rotfl:

I just got the awesomest mental image of a stripper Granny Smith! Sara Lee is kind of cute though, LOL... hey, I know, I'm gonna be Marie Callender.

Alaska
12-02-2007, 11:53 AM
Last night I worked with a girl who was at least 100 pounds overweight - I'm not exaggerating, she really was - and her name was Pica. Yes, really.

Wow that was an interesting factoid.....name comes from magpies huh? I never really pondered what a magpie does, they were always in fairy tales....

DJ Steve
12-02-2007, 02:12 PM
i am posting this from work right now and i JUST had a girl introduce herself as "epic"............i think im gonna play her trance..........

angiiemarie
12-03-2007, 01:13 PM
two words......... anita bump.

haha. so terrible yet it made my day.