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kitty260
12-03-2007, 03:37 PM
Nixi. Cool chick, great show....bizarre name.

SundayMorning
12-03-2007, 10:41 PM
Hummer...yup, that's right. Not Mercedes, or Porsche, HUMMER. You can't make stuff like this up.

Nah I still want to rock El Camino one of these nights.

PhillyDancer1982
12-04-2007, 10:45 AM
Nah I still want to rock El Camino one of these nights.

Hahahahahaha you crack me up! :D I like your sense of humor.

pookie
12-04-2007, 10:52 AM
hmmm.. Mercedes... Ferrari... How about Toyota!... or Camry for short...

Actually Camry isn't so bad.

Suzuki could also be a very kinky name.

cameron_keys
12-04-2007, 11:06 AM
hmmm.. Mercedes... Ferrari... How about Toyota!... or Camry for short...

Actually Camry isn't so bad.

Suzuki could also be a very kinky name.

I get Camry a lot....ugh...ok, I know it is loud n the club, but no I didnt name myself after a cheap Toyota!

PhillyDancer1982
12-04-2007, 11:37 AM
Nah, if I had to choose a car name, I'd go for Ford Tempo. Because everyone knows that a Ford Tempo is such a fine luxury car and a classic...(rolls eyes)

Fabulous Disaster
12-04-2007, 11:42 AM
Nah, if I had to choose a car name, I'd go for Ford Tempo. Because everyone knows that a Ford Tempo is such a fine luxury car and a classic...(rolls eyes)

You could be Chevette. Or Gremlin, lol.

zxcire
12-04-2007, 12:26 PM
Pinto!

Sand
12-04-2007, 01:46 PM
Gremlin lol

cameron_keys
12-04-2007, 01:59 PM
Pinto!

I am secretly laughing at that....PM me if you want to find out why;D

RexEverything
12-12-2007, 11:05 AM
"NNNNNNOOOOOOOOWWWWWW HHHHEEEERRRRREEEEESSSSS THE LOVELLLLYYY Bucket."

I had to walk outside and laugh my ass off.

VegasPrincess
12-12-2007, 02:47 PM
A bouncer once tried to convince me to dance by "Sparky." I was like, WTF? That's a dog's name.

Also, for a brief minute, I danced by the name Karma. What the fuck I was thinking there, I have no idea.

SundayMorning
12-12-2007, 02:58 PM
LOL I saw a book in the "Writing" section called "Comma Sutra" the other day! "Karma" is pretty as a name though, I think someone else here dances(danced?) by it.

blondhottie
12-12-2007, 03:09 PM
I've worked with a "Karma."

Funny story there-one time I stopped in this club I was a dancer at when I wasn't working to hang out and have a few drinks. This dancer Suzie put up a note saying "Karma sucks!" in the DJ booth. I thought she was talking about the dancer Karma, so I said to her "Why did you write that? Did Karma do something bad to you?" Suzie said no, she had lost her cell phone and thought one of the other dancers had stolen it. So she wrote the note saying "Karma sucks" meaning whoever had stolen her cell phone would have bad karma coming back to them. The DJ made her take the note down so that the dancer Karma wouldn't think she was referring to her. LOL ;D

Sorry to threadjack-here are some bad stage names I've seen:

Secret
Brown Sugar
Delicious
Butterfly
Kiwi
Solo
Hennessy
Felony
Skittles
Precious
Yummy
Snoopy

And then there are names that are way too common-I think I've worked with a million Diamonds, Kats, and Jasmines. I like names that could be real names, but are still original.

RebeccaSolidarity
12-12-2007, 03:17 PM
i was gonna go with my last name, actually, since lots of people refer to me by that name and not my first name anyway.

"Hook"

then a friend looked at me and said "Honey...?"

Me: "What? What? Hook is a good name... oh... ohhh.... OH!"

Scratched that plan.


anita bump

ha ha. that reminds me of this drag queen i knew! Phena Barbitol... hee hee...

VegasPrincess
12-12-2007, 03:54 PM
Oh, just thought of a better one. A girl danced by Diary. I was like, umm, why Diary and she was like because I keep your secrets... RIIIIGGGGHHHT

thecoffeeguy
12-13-2007, 12:31 AM
You could be Chevette. Or Gremlin, lol.

Ummm... There was a girl who actually used Chevette at my local club.

The other one that stuck out as particularly bad was "Velocity".

cameron_keys
12-13-2007, 06:15 PM
We had a girl in last week who danced by "Cat Eyes". Alllllrighty then.

britt244
12-13-2007, 06:18 PM
I've worked with a "Karma."
i knew a girl in real life whos name was karma. and i danced with one. i kinda like it.


Sorry to threadjack-here are some bad stage names I've seen:

Secret
Brown Sugar
Delicious
Butterfly
Kiwi
Solo
Hennessy
Felony
Skittles
Precious
Yummy
Snoopy

And then there are names that are way too common-I think I've worked with a million Diamonds, Kats, and Jasmines. I like names that could be real names, but are still original.

SNOOPY? seriously? wow...

Elvia
12-13-2007, 06:21 PM
Skittles makes me LMAO. Probably because I can't see that word without hearing it in my head in a Christopher Walken voice from those SNL sketches. "Ski-uhls. Taste... the rain-bow."

blondhottie
12-13-2007, 08:17 PM
SNOOPY? seriously? wow...

Yup, seriously. I couldn't believe it...why the fuck would someone want to name themselves after a dog? Not a very sexy stripper name if you ask me. LOL

She was a bitch too-she never made any money and every time I worked with her, she'd give me one of those snotty up and down looks that bitchy girls give people.

teeth_of_the_hydra
12-18-2007, 02:03 AM
All I can say is, it's thought-provoking to meet a stripper who has eyes like this:

http://lasiksurgeryindia.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/squint-correction-surgery.jpg

...and who goes by the stage name of "Flawless."

Lysondra
12-18-2007, 03:25 AM
I would so totally rock the name Karma. You be good to me baby, I'll be good to you. You try to finger my vagina? I'll rip you one and finger it!

SashaStarr80
12-18-2007, 03:33 AM
in LV we have a chick at Sapphire's named
Viagra
no, I'm not fucking kidding...:O

PHXFan
12-18-2007, 03:37 AM
Sticking with the automotive theme...knew a "Lexus", and "Hummer".
The most bizzare though has to be Hazel...I think of a old maid (60's sitcom) as opposed to a colour of eyes.

Alaska
12-19-2007, 12:20 AM
omfg no matter HOW hot Hummer was, she wouldn't be gettin none a MY dough! :no:

_Ariel_
12-19-2007, 01:44 AM
Red Hot Chillie..
Disney..
Chamange..
Cookie..

Lots more jus can;t think of them now..

_Ariel_
12-19-2007, 01:44 AM
Apple*
Dallas*

AudreyLeigh
12-19-2007, 02:06 AM
I like Dallas... known lots of them...

I danced by Gigi when I was in Waikiki - that a bad name?!

theDarling7777
12-21-2007, 12:12 AM
haha was someone at the Rhino?

"Hazel" is my stripper name and yes, it's amusing. I snicker every time I say it, or hear the dj announce it. Rhino is a vortex of strippers so I had 2 choose something original. Congrats to me for adding to the absurdity of it all.

SkkyeBaby
12-21-2007, 10:13 AM
I forgot about the dancer named La La. Isn't that a teletubby or something?


We definitely have a Lala at my club, but her real name is like Laquella, or Laquetta, so Lala is her nickname.

We also have a "puddin"

Genesis
12-21-2007, 06:42 PM
White Chocolate (ack)
Desire

gingerlee
12-21-2007, 09:27 PM
I met a chick named Pearl Necklace a little while back. I'm not sure why she would name herself that, but whatever floats her boat.

TheTempest
12-22-2007, 01:08 AM
Wow, after reading this thread I feel super bad. My dancer name is Kitty and my real name is Ariel. I was going to use my real name but someone was already using it. :(

I tell the guys that Kitty is short for Katherine. Never really have any problems.

PHXFan
12-22-2007, 03:01 AM
The Hazel I know is SMOKIN' HOT...one of my top 3...but the name still makes me go WTF?

Miss Danyel
12-22-2007, 03:31 AM
Sony - she was new, it was supposed to be Sonny (is that any better?) but she spelled it wrong when she wrote it down for the DJ. It just stuck.

Liberty & Justice - guess what? They always danced together. Shocker.

Also had a Vaginia. Pronounced like Virginia, but without the r. Like a combo of vagina and virgina. Yuck.

Evian.

Beyond. Beyond what?

So many more bad ones out there!

LilMissSophie
12-22-2007, 03:43 AM
I danced with a Chocolate Deluxe before. The dj kept announcing her as Cheeseburger Deluxe and she got really pissed off :P

lolagetz
12-22-2007, 12:32 PM
Wow, after reading this thread I feel super bad. My dancer name is Kitty and my real name is Ariel. I was going to use my real name but someone was already using it. :(

I tell the guys that Kitty is short for Katherine. Never really have any problems.

I love the name Kitty! It really is short for Katherine. It's a bit old-fashioned, but adorable!

exotic0690
12-22-2007, 05:30 PM
I hate these...
Ivory,
Cashmere,
Ayla,
Kenya,
Pebbles,
Zan

Y U C K !!

PaigeDWinter
12-22-2007, 05:38 PM
"Hazel" is my stripper name and yes, it's amusing.


Now I know 3 Hazels. LOL!

kitty69
12-23-2007, 05:02 AM
LOL I was feeling kinda smug that the name Kitty hadn't come up, but then i got further into the thread and yep it was there :black_cat ha ha. I thought it conjured up the image of someone playful and slinky. Anyway I haven't started dancing yet (soon will be), but I think it will stay to start with to see how it goes. Have got to admit it is really hard to think of a name that shouts out sexy not cheesy!:)

X Evan X
12-23-2007, 10:22 PM
I danced with a Chocolate Deluxe before. The dj kept announcing her as Cheeseburger Deluxe and she got really pissed off :P
That just made me really lol! :-X

-E

PrettyCurlieQ
12-23-2007, 10:25 PM
I danced with a Chocolate Deluxe before. The dj kept announcing her as Cheeseburger Deluxe and she got really pissed off :P
That's hilarious. But I feel her pain. My stage name is Ariana, and my DJ LOVES to call me Areola. So embarassing. And last time he said it, it came with some quip about, "Why don't we have any girls named Mulva or La Gina?" .. ::)

PHXFan
12-24-2007, 01:13 AM
haha was someone at the Rhino?

"Hazel" is my stripper name and yes, it's amusing. I snicker every time I say it, or hear the dj announce it. Rhino is a vortex of strippers so I had 2 choose something original. Congrats to me for adding to the absurdity of it all.

No...wasn't at the Rhino...although if you tell me where it is, I'd like to check it out! In all sincerity, what's the idea behind "Hazel"? Eye colour? Hair colour? I know a "Phoenix" who used to have the most amazing auburn hair...her new "do" is quite nice as well...

beauty21queen
12-24-2007, 02:04 AM
Blacxican ............... you know like Black and Mexican. LOL

MsLayne
12-24-2007, 09:36 PM
In my short stint of dancing....Ive met "All-Star", "Juicy", and "NBA."

theDarling7777
12-26-2007, 09:04 PM
No...wasn't at the Rhino...although if you tell me where it is, I'd like to check it out! In all sincerity, what's the idea behind "Hazel"? Eye colour? Hair colour? I know a "Phoenix" who used to have the most amazing auburn hair...her new "do" is quite nice as well...



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CherryBomb954
12-26-2007, 09:32 PM
I have to go with "cutie"....I hate hate hate it.

MsLayne
12-26-2007, 11:18 PM
I have to say that "NBA" and "All-Star" are by far the worst stripper names.

mina loy
12-27-2007, 01:09 AM
i've worked with:

lucky st. claire (yes, that was her full stage name)
dasani
luba (awful...reminded me of jiffy lube)
shyshanne (pronounced "shy-shan")
beautiful
lovely

we have a hazel at our club and she does very well. it suits her.