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curvycutie817
04-18-2008, 08:50 AM
I wouldn't say these are the worst names, but I hate when girls use "middle" names as stripper names. Like Marie and Anne..... you know, the names most girls have as their middle name. Like my middle name is Beth, and yeah........ I would NEVER make that my stripper name. I don't know why it bothers me so much, but it really fuckin does lol

xo_Amber_xoxo
04-19-2008, 09:45 AM
I met a girl lastnight...are you guys ready for this...her name was "Topanga".

I've never heard anything like that before.

Wasn't Topanga the girl from the show Boy Meets World?

Gabrielle MB
04-19-2008, 12:28 PM
I didnt read this whole thread but had to add... new names at my club this past week:
Snow
Charmin (like the tp)

Sarah Andi
04-19-2008, 12:37 PM
Topanga was indeed Corey's girlfriend in Boy Meets World.

And she was hot!

holiday
04-19-2008, 01:35 PM
There's a new girl at my club this week: Chronica

vonniestarrr
04-21-2008, 02:15 AM
some chick named herself "sweet n low"

thechaosfairy
04-21-2008, 03:04 AM
I wonder what she'd say if you accused her of acting saccharine. ::)

iambonbon05
05-14-2008, 09:30 PM
Yesterday I met a dancer named "Randy" :O

Totally not a joke either, not like a dancer that might decide to call herself Burt for the night or whatever. She's very serious. Also grotesquely thin, so not exactly the most feminine looking chick I've ever seen.

Come to think of it she could mean the adjective randy, but it's still bad.

BrunetteGoddess
05-14-2008, 09:50 PM
Randy can be a girl's name too. Most of the time they spell it "Randi" though.

Andygirl
05-14-2008, 09:58 PM
I wonder what she'd say if you accused her of acting saccharine. ::)

Lol, she'd probably receive a blank stare or a confused look.

Perry
05-14-2008, 09:59 PM
These are the ones I've met.
Amazing
Chocolate dip
Bubbles
HollyWood
Coffee

Andygirl
05-14-2008, 10:01 PM
Randy can be a girl's name too. Most of the time they spell it "Randi" though.

:shrug:

I think it's cute, but my name is Andi so there you go.

winterrose
05-14-2008, 11:18 PM
miss pretty pussy.

the club made her change it after one night, now she makes the DJ describe her that way before her new name.

frstclss
05-15-2008, 12:27 AM
Depressa. Also belongs in Best Stage Names.

Sarah Andi
05-15-2008, 03:19 AM
Hey, I'm an Andi too!

I love boy names.

Allice
05-17-2008, 08:30 PM
"Overtime."

She didn't last long.

blondhottie
05-18-2008, 01:52 PM
I have a new one: Little Mama.

I called a local club last night to see what girls were dancing, and one of the girls on the lineup was called Little Mama. LOL

VegasPrincess
05-18-2008, 01:58 PM
I have danced by the name Karma before.

What. The Fuck. Was That.

Rosita
08-10-2008, 11:03 PM
I have heard some pretty bad names like

Lala
Mickey
sun flower
Athena Rocks

NewMoon
08-10-2008, 11:05 PM
Yesterday I met a dancer named "Randy" :O

Totally not a joke either, not like a dancer that might decide to call herself Burt for the night or whatever. She's very serious. Also grotesquely thin, so not exactly the most feminine looking chick I've ever seen.

Come to think of it she could mean the adjective randy, but it's still bad.
I went to school with a girl named Randy :-\

txchick008
08-11-2008, 04:23 AM
Pookie.

(white girl).

Jezzebelle
08-11-2008, 04:58 AM
Pookie is the name of Garfeilds pet teddybear isnt i?

Sarah Andi
08-11-2008, 01:02 PM
We just hired a girl who's calling herself "Nadine".

Makes me think of a middle-aged woman with teased hair and a Christmas sweater.

Ava Jadore
08-11-2008, 02:12 PM
We just hired a girl who's calling herself "Nadine".

Makes me think of a middle-aged woman with teased hair and a Christmas sweater.

LOL!! A lot of people said my old stage name, Ava, sounded too much like an old ladies name. I always liked it because I think Ava Gardner has to been one of the hottest women of all time :shrug:.

A girl that I went to school with was named Nadine...and she was hot as hell. It's funny how everyone has different associations with different names haha!

veronicachick
08-11-2008, 02:16 PM
gorgeous and unique.... those names are so cliche to me.

Andygirl
08-11-2008, 02:19 PM
We have a new girl named Amilleon. It's pronounced "a million." Trust me, she ain't even worth a 20, let alone a million.;D

VegasPrincess
08-11-2008, 02:21 PM
Oh, I danced with a girl named Diary. When I asked her why that was her name she said, "because I keep your secrets."

What in the hell?

Sirona
08-12-2008, 06:48 AM
I'm always amazed and amused by creative name spelling.

Like Rocksie.

Sarah Andi
08-12-2008, 05:15 PM
Yeah, but...


... no one's gonna know (or care) about the spelling...

LilyLove
08-12-2008, 06:15 PM
^ That's why its amusing! There's a girl at our club called Genny. Pronounced like Jenny. Now what the fuck is the point of that?

Nuclear Martini
08-12-2008, 06:26 PM
Maybe it's already been done. Don't know. :)

Anyway, I'm voting for:

Erotica

To me she sounds like a villian Flash Gordon or Buck Rodgers would have to do battle with. ;D

Although Stan Lee used it as the stage name for the alter ego of his Stripperella character. :-\ Nope, still bad. :)


LOL! That was my nick name in high school!

Lysondra
08-12-2008, 09:56 PM
^ That's why its amusing! There's a girl at our club called Genny. Pronounced like Jenny. Now what the fuck is the point of that?


"Okay strippers, it's time for your lapdance test. Now please right your name on upper right hand corner of your customer."

???

You're a stripper, you don't need to be smart enough to write!

Andygirl
08-12-2008, 09:58 PM
^ That's why its amusing! There's a girl at our club called Genny. Pronounced like Jenny. Now what the fuck is the point of that?

People named Genevieve are nicknamed Ginny or Genny. I think there might be other G names that have Ginny as a nickname.

venusace138
08-13-2008, 12:20 AM
We have a new girl named Amilleon. It's pronounced "a million." Trust me, she ain't even worth a 20, let alone a million.;D

As in one of a million - not one in! *snicker*

Sarah Andi
08-13-2008, 12:47 AM
"Okay strippers, it's time for your lapdance test. Now please right your name on upper right hand corner of your customer."

???

You're a stripper, you don't need to be smart enough to write!

I just fell out of my chair. lmao

Luxurious1
08-13-2008, 12:51 AM
We have a new girl named Amilleon. It's pronounced "a million." Trust me, she ain't even worth a 20, let alone a million.;D

LOL! }:D

Ruby Ruckus
08-13-2008, 12:58 AM
there were a couple girls at my club for a minute named hustle and flow. they always danced together. what?

as for spelling, i worth with a karizma, and a laura lye. i don't know if laura lye is the dj trying to spell lorelei or what, though.

JayATee
08-13-2008, 01:02 AM
Ricky.

At least I'd spell it Ricki....

sexyjasmine
08-13-2008, 01:11 AM
I met this really sweet nice girl recently but her dance name is brendalynn I think thats the worst name in the world :(

and this chick named aliya pronounced:a liar

I think thats just stupid but hey its VEGAS lol

misscoco4403
08-13-2008, 06:06 PM
there was a girl at my club named Pink Princess..

cutey5032
08-13-2008, 06:51 PM
and this chick named aliya pronounced:a liar

I think thats just stupid but hey its VEGAS lol


OMG, I laughed at that for so long. That one wins in my book!

Sophia_Starina
08-13-2008, 07:06 PM
I had no idear that aliya was pronounced aliar. :shrug:

Ava Jadore
08-13-2008, 07:32 PM
Oh, I danced with a girl named Diary. When I asked her why that was her name she said, "because I keep your secrets."

What in the hell?

Hehehe I wonder how long she thought about that one :P

sexyjasmine
08-14-2008, 03:31 PM
I had no idear that aliya was pronounced aliar. :shrug:
Maybe thats because u never said it out loud, so say it out loud and tell me what it sounds like.

Sophia_Ashley
08-24-2008, 12:57 PM
^ I've actually danced with many "billy's" various ways of spelling it. Usually they say it's because of the MJ song. I did meet one a few years ago that named herself that after the movie "The legend of Billie Jean" so she became insta cool

CKXXX
08-24-2008, 03:52 PM
^ I've actually danced with many "billy's" various ways of spelling it. Usually they say it's because of the MJ song. I did meet one a few years ago that named herself that after the movie "The legend of Billie Jean" so she became insta cool

OMG....i love that movie!! Havent seen it in years though!

Elvia
08-24-2008, 04:20 PM
there was a girl at my club named Pink Princess..


I actually think this might be the worst one.

kitana
08-24-2008, 05:17 PM
Maybe thats because u never said it out loud, so say it out loud and tell me what it sounds like.

Uh-lee-a; or that is how I have always heard it.

Oh and I got a total bad one, there is this bitch I work with that has the worst name eva! You ready?!

Her stage name is Kitana, lol!}:D

MysteriousMisty
08-25-2008, 07:36 AM
How about "Pie" or "Maverick?" The DJ talked the girl into changing her name from Pie to something better. Hearing the name "Skittles" always made me laugh.

Discountstripgear
08-25-2008, 09:18 AM
A dancer from south Florida danced by the stage name Ho Killa and it was tattooed on her thigh.