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Sophia_Ashley
08-25-2008, 08:21 PM
^ haha shut up! that's awesome

hot4ablackchick
08-26-2008, 06:47 AM
I once knew a dark skinned black girl who called herself Coffee. It bugged the shit out of me.

ediblecrayonz
08-26-2008, 07:01 AM
Cricket... like the bug

Susan Wayward
08-26-2008, 12:06 PM
^^ I worked with a Cricket! She was a really, really cool chick, so I think more fondly of the stage name. Also, I have actually known a couple of IRL Crickets. Hippie parents, surely.

Giapink
08-26-2008, 12:59 PM
strawberry milk.
yep
brings up the most disturbing images to me.
like puss.

PaigeDWinter
08-29-2008, 08:21 PM
My club, blissfully, has very few weird names. We have a Kisses, a Baby Girl, and a Royalty.

Otherwise we have mostly normal names.

ScarletPhoenix
08-29-2008, 08:29 PM
I currently work with a girl who varies between "Harley" and "DumpTruck" depending on the night. Yes, Dumptruck. I just . . . don't . . . get it.

She's actually pretty hot!

Kabukicho
08-29-2008, 08:43 PM
We just hired a girl who's calling herself "Nadine".

Makes me think of a middle-aged woman with teased hair and a Christmas sweater.

I immediately think of the crazy eye-patch lady from Twin Peaks.

kitana
08-30-2008, 04:52 AM
I currently work with a girl who varies between "Harley" and "DumpTruck" depending on the night. Yes, Dumptruck. I just . . . don't . . . get it.

She's actually pretty hot!
Harley I can get, but DUMPTRUCK!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!

callah44
09-06-2008, 04:29 PM
Fatburner. Enough said.

keira0304
09-06-2008, 05:03 PM
^^ I worked with a Cricket! She was a really, really cool chick, so I think more fondly of the stage name. Also, I have actually known a couple of IRL Crickets. Hippie parents, surely.

I worked with a Cricket in PDX too...

right now i work with a Sugar and a "Raquel"... I just don't like either name. Sugar is trashy and cheesy and Raquel is just .. ugh. I probably dont like it because the girl who uses the name is a total drama queen fake trash whore... and she pronounces it like "RAAWWWW-Kell". gross.

holiday
09-06-2008, 06:40 PM
I used to dance with a girl who had a totally normal stripper name until one day another girl showed up with the same one, so she decided to change hers to Bitchin' Camaro. I thought that was pretty rad. But, it appealed to my sense of humor.

pogocat
09-13-2008, 12:11 PM
Tess Tickles came to a club i worked at 10 years ago...I'm not that old by the way lol I've also worked with a cricket and a girl where i work refers to herself as (no joke) Compton Ass Gabby. Its a white girl that refuses to talk to anyone and just walks around th club over and over and asks "do you want a dance". I thought the DJ was just picking when i first heard this, but nope, thats her name.

LuckyOne
09-13-2008, 12:36 PM
Oh, I danced with a girl named Diary. When I asked her why that was her name she said, "because I keep your secrets."

What in the hell?

Diary sounds like its short for Diarrhea.


I currently work with a girl who varies between "Harley" and "DumpTruck" depending on the night. Yes, Dumptruck. I just . . . don't . . . get it.

She's actually pretty hot!

That actually sounds pretty funny to me. At least she has a sense of humor! Lol.

hazel_eyes
09-13-2008, 09:39 PM
Baby, Diamond, Roxanne (just doesn't sound good to me), Bunny (over used), Bambi (same), Mystique (crappy car- good on an exotic girl, but not on a country white girl) Plus, with Mystique, I have a bad history with a girl named that. She was on stage, and this guy tipped her $100, but then when I walked by ( I did NOT talk to him first) he asked me to sit with him. I did because there was no drink or sign that any other girl was with him (and she hadn't been for about 20 minutes before het set), and she came down and threatened to beat my ass because he was going to get a VIP with her. If that was the case, I def would've stepped aside, but he told me he wanted me the rest of the night. She eventually got to where she wasn't allowed to come in when I was there because she wouldn't let it go.

Luxurious1
09-13-2008, 11:18 PM
Pepsi. She went to a different club and there was already a pepsi there so she started going by Cherry..Pepsi. :O

firemaiden04
09-15-2008, 10:01 PM
I hate Jewel. Maybe cause I don't like the singer, maybe because I couldn't stand the girl at our club with that name...

There's also a Cream at our club. And I love her to death, so I'm sorry for putting this on here, but XTC. That's her name, XTC. And it must be spelled like that, or she'll get annoyed.

Gabrielle MB
09-16-2008, 10:06 PM
large gal named 'Tink'

MiragePDX
09-16-2008, 10:27 PM
I know a girl who calls herself Sorrow. And I used to dance with a girl who went by "Yours Truly".

I wouldn't say these are the worst stage names, but they are not ones I'd choose for myself.

I feel bad for the DJ who has to announce that "yours truly" is next on stage.

Havana
09-17-2008, 01:13 PM
Most recently, Hulk.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Gross.

holly07
09-17-2008, 03:16 PM
Exctasy,
Barbie (unless you look like the doll, don't use it)
Sugar
Ms.Kitty,
Geisha,
Marijuana (gee couldn't have guessed she smoked...)
Princess

MichelleJade
09-17-2008, 09:10 PM
Teradactyl.

...

Okay, I'm lying, I've never seen it used before, but I'm considering it.

:D

mediocrity
09-17-2008, 10:06 PM
I hate the pseudo-suggestive ones:

"Sexy"
"Beautiful"
"Heavenly" etc.

I also knew a girl who danced by 'Baby". That was it.

I also agree with the "liquidy" ones as well, like "Juicy". Ick. There's a girl at Strokers in Atlanta whose name is "Drippin' Wet". I kid you not.

The most clever one was "Charity".. she told all the guys to tell their wives they gave all their money to Charity. ;-)

mediocrity
09-17-2008, 10:14 PM
I hate Jewel. Maybe cause I don't like the singer, maybe because I couldn't stand the girl at our club with that name...

There's also a Cream at our club. And I love her to death, so I'm sorry for putting this on here, but XTC. That's her name, XTC. And it must be spelled like that, or she'll get annoyed.

I worked with a Cream. And she was Latina.:O
Same club, we had Xxxtreme. Yes, 3 X's.

Call me a liar, but I call tell you what club she's at.;D

Scarlette_Lucre
09-17-2008, 10:55 PM
Blacxican ............... you know like Black and Mexican. LOL

Isn't that from scrubs the musical episode

one girl worked for a night with the name sebastian. i've also had a "paris, nicole, lindsay and hillary" working in the same club before...yes all named after said celebrities.

Kellydancer
09-18-2008, 06:49 PM
The worst name I've ever seen was (I wish I was kidding): Baby Mama. I don't know why anyone would use that name. I worked with a dancer named Brown Sugar, which actually worked for her. I've also worked with:

A trio of sisters named Mercedes, Porsche and Lexus
Many named after celebs including Madonna, Mariah, Elvisa (no kidding), Cher and Beyonce (used by a fat white ugly girl)
Tasty
A club where many of the girls had names like Mildred, Gertrude, and Bertha
Trailer

carmenlove
09-27-2008, 12:28 PM
Teradactyl.

...

Okay, I'm lying, I've never seen it used before, but I'm considering it.

:D

you totally had me going lols.

names:

i think Lady Jane- this older woman who always wore cocktail gowns with gangsta hats
Storm- her boyfriend was always causing a scene, and getting kicked out the club(it was a no boyfriend policy club). once she did a show, wearing a really awesome X-men storm costume and her boyfriend rapped a song over a cd, and it was all about Storm, and how good she was in bed. Needlessly to say, she never performed this show again.
She also left the club soon after, talkin about going back to the bronx.

more names IMO suck-
giselle
armani
any one using my real real name:( :(
misty
mary jane
diamond (played out)
siren

mild2wild
09-27-2008, 12:51 PM
precious :S

CKXXX
09-27-2008, 01:33 PM
There is a Kissy at the club I've been at lately...not liking that...

VeraLynn
09-27-2008, 01:40 PM
There's a Storm at my club. She's a great person, very hot, and does STELLAR glam makeup on herself and other dancers.

mizztissa
09-27-2008, 02:49 PM
I thought anything that sounds like a goddess was good...

Lovely Ush
09-27-2008, 04:49 PM
This thread just reminded me of a girl who changed her stage name to houdini and then missed/skipped her stage. Manager didn't get the joke. LOL We do some stupid sh*t when we are bored at this club.

Rockell
09-27-2008, 04:56 PM
-Area
-Rax
-Trigger
-M.J.
-Lady (doesn't sound bad but once this girl opens her mouth you'll realize that her name makes her a walking oxymoron)
-Skittles
-Dixie

gingerlee
09-27-2008, 08:38 PM
I met an Alphabet a few weeks ago. She was strange on so many levels. And then a girl who liked to call herself Buffalo Bill. Why, I have no idea.

Christany
09-28-2008, 08:39 AM
I met an Alphabet a few weeks ago. She was strange on so many levels. And then a girl who liked to call herself Buffalo Bill. Why, I have no idea.

That just made me think of Alpha-Bits cereal. I don't know why.
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2005/08/11/business/11alphabits.jpg
I used to pick out all the marshmallow ones though because they were they best.

Total threadjack, but I feel like sharing this because it's neat. I love you Google Image Search.
http://images.salon.com/ent/tv/mill/1998/05/src/04bigseinfeld.gif

/threadjack

Sarah Andi
09-29-2008, 11:11 PM
a girl who liked to call herself Buffalo Bill. Why, I have no idea.

It puts the lotion on its skin...

tempest666
09-30-2008, 08:54 AM
Here in Springfield there's a girl named Viagra. Then in el paso I worked with a girl named Sexy Eyz. (thats how she spelled it.) Blu River was a nice girl, but... and then there's Baby Phat and Drippin wet and Hancock?

MsLayne
09-30-2008, 08:55 AM
There is a girl at my club, even though I am in love with her, her name is.......CinnamonBunz. :-X

Gabrielle MB
09-30-2008, 11:02 AM
strawberry milk.
yep
brings up the most disturbing images to me.
like puss.



What does strawberry milk have to do with puss? I don't like the name either, but I'm not making the connection.

venusace138
09-30-2008, 11:47 PM
New girl at work. Sweet as can be, but.......... Nastia. What the??

Pronounced Nawww-stee-uh, with the awww as in 'rotten'.

Theres also a Jingles. Jingles?!?!

fantasiarene
10-01-2008, 12:25 AM
I'll bet she got Nastia from this year's olympics. The all around gymnastics gold medal was won by Nastia Lukin.

We have a girl dancing by Tiki now. At first it was Freaky Tiki. We quickly convinced her to shorten it to just Tiki. We actually have a Skittles. Our Cream is a pretty, very light complectioned black girl. The name suits her.

This past weekend we had a Vanilla and a J-Lo. I didn't get to see what they looked like; I just heard about it from the doorguy.

CKXXX
10-01-2008, 09:06 AM
^^Tiki would crack me up...just because it's my boy cats name!!

gracieS
10-01-2008, 10:13 AM
I'll bet she got Nastia from this year's olympics. The all around gymnastics gold medal was won by Nastia Lukin.


Nastia is Russian, short for Anastasia... very popular name in Russa (I'm told). If she was actually Russian, it makes sense, but if not... just strange.

Sophia_Starina
10-01-2008, 11:14 AM
Nastia is Russian, short for Anastasia... very popular name in Russia (I'm told)..

Yep. This is true.

abadvi
11-26-2008, 10:24 PM
i cant remember if i ever posted this, but once i worked in a club with a Poison and Remedy--and they got into a debate about whether men prefer to be "poisoned" or if they like the relief of the "remedy."

cadenceq
11-27-2008, 01:02 AM
I knew a dancer who called herself "Orgasm", and everyone thought that was pretty funny. She even had a few guys ask if they could call her something different because they didn't feel comfortable about saying her name.

inferior wine
11-27-2008, 09:21 AM
This thread is the best. :D

Scarlette_Lucre
11-29-2008, 12:04 AM
The latest girl to come into my club was "lovely"

pixierocksonthepole
11-29-2008, 01:58 AM
Elijah.

and that was a name my best friend was using for a little bit until they made her change it lol.

tempest666
11-30-2008, 09:38 AM
I worked with a "Beautiful" and a "Goddess". Talk about a severe case of hubris. I've encountered a few would be deities. Its another thing to name yourself after a specific deity (Isis, Aphrodite, etc) but just goddess?