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mediocrity
12-01-2008, 01:53 AM
There's a girl running around my town going by the stage name of "Sexy". To me that just seems super lame.

AmberHoney
12-01-2008, 02:00 AM
I'm waiting for a stripper named Bare Naked.

That would make me spit up.

The one and only Raven
12-02-2008, 11:06 AM
Hmmm... Here's my list.

Grey
Ireland
Hustle (who worked along side her sister, Flo)
Blaise (who never spelled it Blaze)

I think that's about it. The Nastia thing bugs me... Not a good stripper name. I find it hard to think that came from Anastasia. My daughter's name is Anastasia- pronounced like Anastasha; the last thing I would call her derived from that name is Nasita. Maybe Stasha......

Rian Winters
12-02-2008, 02:31 PM
I once worked with a girl whose stage name was Swallow. My vote goes out to her.

Ruby Ruckus
12-02-2008, 03:18 PM
it's better than spit, right?

hustle and flow work at my club now! or did a few weeks ago, i haven't seen 'em in a minute. i think i named them earlier in this thread.

tempest666
12-03-2008, 12:27 PM
I've known a few "colorful" folks Blue, Red, and Pinkie Lee (WTF)

White & Nerdy
12-21-2008, 12:40 AM
I don't know if she does feature dancing, but I saw a porn star's name that was Boo D. Licious. No joke! I LOL'ed at the name, but I thought it was pretty bad.

It Girl
12-21-2008, 12:56 AM
I have a normal name stage name and every one thinks its the worst...mind you I work with a fancy, a dream, a cream, a posion and an erotica I believe they were all named here *smirks*

It Girl
12-21-2008, 01:06 AM
Topanga was indeed Corey's girlfriend in Boy Meets World.

And she was hot!

She was hot and I love that name you'd have to have the look to go with for a stripper name though exotic beauty ya know

It Girl
12-21-2008, 01:16 AM
I work with a Sharebear. I dont know if her name is Sherry or if she just took after a goddamn CareBear. Either way, I think its ridiculous. Of course it probably doesnt help that I hate this chick with every ounce of my being.

She talks like this on the phone and to customer.."What it do cuz!? This is SharetothemuthafuckinBear Yo!"

>:(
LMMFAO that made my night wtf :laughing:

Ruby Ruckus
12-21-2008, 02:27 AM
that makes me wish i'd named myself lionheart.

Boo-bee
12-21-2008, 04:16 AM
Reality and Felony are the worst ones I've heard. Felony was actually a real sweetheart...shoulda been Misdemeanor...hardy har::)

MissMynxx
12-22-2008, 11:22 AM
I don't ... want to say any names are horrible. Velvet (one of mine) is pretty bad. But the ones that are just outright ... RIDICULOUS are just annoying.

Promise and Memory annoy me. We had a girl who went by Whore at one club. That was interesting. O_o Felony is another bad one. Goddess and Princess. Queen Lady Bee was ... unique too. lol

AmberHoney
12-26-2008, 02:50 PM
Hmmm... Here's my list.

Grey
Ireland
Hustle (who worked along side her sister, Flo)
Blaise (who never spelled it Blaze)

I think that's about it. The Nastia thing bugs me... Not a good stripper name. I find it hard to think that came from Anastasia. My daughter's name is Anastasia- pronounced like Anastasha; the last thing I would call her derived from that name is Nasita. Maybe Stasha......


I kinda like Ireland. I guess it's better than... Wales?

Juelz
12-26-2008, 11:33 PM
Haham, yeah I've worked with a Sugar, never a Starwberry Milkshake, ew, that's an aweful name. I. more along the lines of Heaven, or HeavenSent. I have another girlfriend who goes by Gia, which I like, its sexy. I also have one that goes by Jayla, which is different. I like Juelz, but Im sure people have heard that one. I actually danced with a girl named Parsly. Wtf is that? Thats what you call that crap your half husslin ass D-boy just dropped off for 50 bucks. Parsly. I guess she didnt know what it meant. Diamind is way overdone, I like Tigress, it's orginal, and I love it when someone comes up with something creative. Phonix was another one of the girls I danced with, I liked her name. I dont like when people use weather conditions as a name. I want to tell them like, sweetheart, you are no Storm, and you're certainly not a Hurricane. I hate the name Rain too, wtf is that? Rain? We are not in the forest, this is a strip club, not an episode of Tinker Bell and her woodland friends. Get with it my little fariy. Haha.

mediocrity
12-29-2008, 08:04 PM
I officially met Pepsi two nights ago.

Lord help me.

misstrinity33
12-29-2008, 11:07 PM
Butter

I just wanted to cry Parkay!:D

dlabtot
12-30-2008, 12:03 AM
Worst name I've heard?

"The Texas T"

WTF?

Ruby Ruckus
12-30-2008, 03:48 AM
hahahaha pepsi.

i guess it beats the hell out of "coke" or "dr. pepper" though.

retiredangel
01-01-2009, 04:47 PM
...stopped in at a club in NY last week with my guy and bought him adance from a pretty young woman named "Creamy"
Can't say that I loved her name but she was sweet and a decent dancer. He thought her name was "Dreamy."
Can "Cool Whip" be far behind?

Harlow
01-01-2009, 05:26 PM
I've really been enjoying this thread. The oddest dancer names that I ever heard were EVER READY and WONDER. EVER READY wore costumes that looked like cellophane. WONDER was a bit odd-onstage she would circle other dancers like she was working some kind of spell. Yeah,WONDER like I WONDER what she's up to? Cheers! Harlow

davka
01-02-2009, 12:15 AM
HUBRIS?! Oh my god.

I think any stage names that aren't real names are corny. "Mystique" "Passion"

corny. tacky.

mediocrity
01-02-2009, 05:03 AM
HUBRIS?! Oh my god.

I think any stage names that aren't real names are corny. "Mystique" "Passion"

corny. tacky.

True story: I had this super fair girl (such as myself, damn half scot half slovenian genes) who worked with me name her daughter Passion. Daughter was white as the snow.

She would swear "She's going to grow up and love it, it's so sophisticated."

Yeeeah. No.

Macnee22
01-02-2009, 10:08 AM
Worst one I have EVER heard has to be "Pocky". So easily mispronounced as "Poxy" or "Poky". She should have thought harder about that one.

davka
01-03-2009, 12:29 AM
She would swear "She's going to grow up and love it, it's so sophisticated."

Yeeeah. No.


hahaha lol. what world does she live in?

MysteriousMisty
01-04-2009, 11:22 AM
A couple of customers recently told me about a dancer at some other club who calls herself "Fatness" (because she is overweight) and another who calls herself "Wet." So when she walks up to customers and introduces herself, she says "Hi. I'm Wet." There's a new girl at one of my clubs who calls herself "Brilliance."

Lucifer911
01-04-2009, 11:44 AM
a tip from a guy..

if you want 0 lap dances in your entire career
then use Rosie O'Donnell as your stage name LOL

sorry it had to be said
haha

davka
01-04-2009, 12:58 PM
Ugh, go away.

dizzys
01-04-2009, 01:56 PM
Hmmm...SCRUMPTIOUS..DELICIOUS...TASTY...these are names I just dont get...

MysteriousMisty
01-05-2009, 02:37 PM
Hmmm...SCRUMPTIOUS..DELICIOUS...TASTY...these are names I just dont get...

Speaking of which, there's a girl at my club who goes by YUMMY.

pixierocksonthepole
01-05-2009, 03:37 PM
Worst one I have EVER heard has to be "Pocky". So easily mispronounced as "Poxy" or "Poky". She should have thought harder about that one.



Ehh well this is actually a Japanese biscuit/cookie dipped in a frosting. Very delicious. I do agree she should have thought about that more.

But then again everyone thought that I was saying Gwen when I was really saying Quinn. Lol damn loud music!!

WoWoWolfie
01-05-2009, 05:19 PM
I knew a girl named bambi who had a sister named sunshine, and her mom's name was barbie. :-\


I know this isn't really the right place to ask(or is it?).
:O
Would "Wolfie" work? Or is that to beasty?
;D Its just been my nickname since I was a baby.

Oksana23
01-05-2009, 08:41 PM
worked recently with a chick who goes by "strawberry" anyone else work with any berries?

Ruby Ruckus
01-05-2009, 09:09 PM
does cherry count?

dizzys
01-06-2009, 10:49 AM
Speaking of which, there's a girl at my club who goes by YUMMY.

LOL..yeah funny thing is..my boyfriend suggested that because thats his nickname for me...lol..I was like Oh no...!

tempest666
01-08-2009, 11:20 AM
I just remembered "Adiva" from NM lol. Very sweet girl but it sounds like she litreally thought it up at the next to last second.

lodiustiara
01-09-2009, 02:14 PM
I worked with a girl that called herself Felacia :-\

White & Nerdy
01-11-2009, 09:13 PM
I knew a dancer named "Zipper." She was so fly! Haha... :)

I also knew a dancer named "Xena." She had the name when the TV show was popular.

davka
01-13-2009, 01:09 PM
haha these are priceless.

vonniestarrr
01-25-2009, 01:09 AM
black magic, strawberry, brown sugar, princess ...yea...i'll think of more later

vonniestarrr
01-25-2009, 01:12 AM
oh yea, worked with a PRICELESS

chris91
01-25-2009, 07:05 PM
I remember three pretty ridiculous ones. Creme de Cocoa, Alias, and my personal favorite, MISS AMERICA!!!

davka
01-26-2009, 09:20 AM
How bout, "Omen" ha

dayna
01-26-2009, 07:47 PM
Yup theres some pretty bad stage names out there! Lolly and Agnes have to be the worst ones i've come across!

callilove
01-26-2009, 09:20 PM
Labiana.

"like labia, but more feminine"

davka
01-26-2009, 10:53 PM
^^^ please tell me you're kidding!

RicanAsianMa
01-28-2009, 07:52 AM
I got one!!! I worked with a GIZMO!!!! It was the weirdest name I've ever heard, but for some reason she made it work.

And I absolutely hate when new girls come in and use a name so similar to mine. I used AMAYA for years and have never changed it. I've met a

LOMAYA...
AMIA...
ALAYA... (who later changed her name to Chile, which I think is ridiculous)

vonniestarrr
01-29-2009, 06:46 AM
today, a girl came in to do our amature contest. her name was Alabama. but she had SANTA CRUZ in huge huge letters across her back. from shoulder to shoulder. for those that don't know, Santa Cruz is a city in Northern California....so WHY did the coked out bitch name herself Alabama? who-fucking-knows

Evie Kitty
01-30-2009, 03:48 AM
Wow, some of these have been really good. Yes, the car names, city/ state names, and liqueur names get a little over used. I think names I have really despised have been:

Lalalicious
Moon Star Pie (They were both cousins and very, very skanky.)
Cream (She was black and she was a bitch and a coke head.)
Cupcake (She had eaten way to many.)
Trouble (Very naive and innocent. Only lasted a week.)
Skittles, who changed later her name to Carolina.
Aria (I think she was a music major.)
Secret
BJ ( I think it was short for Betty Joe... originally... )
Sadie (Reminds me of puppies names.)


Names that I do love are often paired with incredible women.
Desire
Mzz. Jada (Awesome tats, full lips, and a great personality.)
Lilith (The irony is great and the woman who dances under the name is a fiery red-head.)


I myself dance as Evalynn. I like how it is old fashioned, yet very sultry, it fits my dancing style well.

AvaAdore
02-05-2009, 05:15 PM
I too worked with a cupcake, which I thought was a tad silly. We have now at my club girls by the names of
-Felony
-Lima Antinima (who just changed her name to Kitty Stevens)
-Devillyn-(?)
-Patience
and myself who half-jokingly changed mine last week from Juice Box to The Dildo Inspector