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0michelle.michelle0
05-27-2009, 10:02 AM
Haha- I go by Scarlett (duh, obviously), like o'hara, one of my fav. books and also I'm pale with dark hair and green eyes, so it kindof works...anyways, people very often say I should change my name to 'Scarlett Fever' - uh, name myself after an illness? I don't think so!

I also get a lot of "but you're not a redhead!"

scarlett was my all time favorite name to dance under. But bartending it was a nightmare! "Well Frankly Scarlett, I'd like a Coors.." or "Well Frankly, Scarlett, I'd like to close my tab." ETC ETC!!! The worst part being that I had never read the book OR seen the movie--imagine my confusion. It's still my favorite name though. Now I use Michelle, my real name that no one believes. When they question me I tell them my real name is Stardust. }:D

glambman
05-28-2009, 08:26 AM
I worked with a girl whose real name was Kimber and she has the gun tatts, but she danced by Adriana.

She wouldn't happen to be a cute hispanic girl in the Tampa area, would she?

Gia2608
05-28-2009, 05:23 PM
Gia sucks because no one can hear what the hell I'm saying but it's too late now. I am her and she is me.


PS that girl that danced but Chowda was fucking brilliant. Cranston, RI or Pittsfield MA?


Alas I did know a Gertrude. She was hot too I think maybe it was her grandma's name but def not the type to make the guys pay attention to the stage!

ninjrk
05-29-2009, 06:48 PM
Gia sucks because no one can hear what the hell I'm saying but it's too late now. I am her and she is me.


PS that girl that danced but Chowda was fucking brilliant. Cranston, RI or Pittsfield MA?


Alas I did know a Gertrude. She was hot too I think maybe it was her grandma's name but def not the type to make the guys pay attention to the stage!

Sadly, Chowda was up in NH.

-M

xsomnambulist
05-29-2009, 08:05 PM
Crash and 12 Gauge

Gia2608
05-29-2009, 09:19 PM
Aww shit. well that's no fun!

lilymiaomiao
05-29-2009, 11:40 PM
i think "Demi" is a nice name, but in the club it sounds like "Dummy"

LittleLuscious!
05-29-2009, 11:40 PM
wet wet.

.........0_o.....?

Britney_B
05-30-2009, 03:10 AM
"Black pussy" was the absolute worse name I ever heard and the DJ got fired for not using proper judgement. It was for an amateur night at the Admiral ha ha !

pogocat
06-02-2009, 01:33 PM
There is a girl named "alize", might as well call herself Boone's Farm. I hate "Haven" too. what are you supposed to be a haven for exactly.

pogocat
06-02-2009, 01:53 PM
My name is Kimber and I laugh because all night guys think I've said timber and do this thing with there arm like a tree falling. We joke I'm the only girl with her own hand symbol. They'll say "Timber?!? Like a tree?" Its so hard not to be a smart ass...sometimes I am lol.

firemaiden04
06-03-2009, 01:35 AM
wet wet.

OMG :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

rdilo27
06-03-2009, 05:19 PM
Some of my favorites. Chocolate Deluxe, Lady Mocha, Sweet Pea, and X-tasty (she would get very upset if it was spelled any other way).
Almost forgot, a dancer that went as Butter.

Britney_B
06-05-2009, 08:00 PM
Oh there's a girl named "War Craft". Like the video game.

Jezzebelle
06-06-2009, 01:46 AM
Almost forgot, a dancer that went as Butter.


There is a stripper video on utube of someone called Butter, wonder if its the same one?

Electrum
06-06-2009, 07:42 AM
Oh there's a girl named "War Craft". Like the video game.

I'm having a really hard time figuring out if that's too farout there or pure awesome. If I was a dude version of me that would get my attention, but being a stripper I'm still like WTF? lol. It definitely sounds bad, but there are millions of people who play the game, mostlly dudes, and that might work? I dunno does she make crap for money? I'm just curious lol ;)

vegasrocksta
06-14-2009, 08:00 AM
baby doll, x tasy, baby j, j love, mercedes, bently,
what next? hyundai ,honda, ford?

CherryBomb954
06-15-2009, 02:55 PM
There is a girl relatively new at my club.....goes by "riches"

Sad thing is she's always in the DR complaining about making no money. How ironic.

minalynx
06-27-2009, 05:19 AM
There was a girl who went by "Camelot" - but a typo on the rotation list resulted in the dj calling for "Cameltoe" to come to the stage.

Jezzebelle
06-27-2009, 05:39 AM
Hahahaha!!

JayATee
07-17-2009, 12:25 PM
Mouse and Naughty. I kid you not.

firemaiden04
07-20-2009, 12:34 AM
^ ditto on Mouse; one just started at my club. And the hilarious thing is, I was there the night she showed up to audition, and I went upstairs to tell the manager. He asked me, "What does she look like?" and I said, "Well, it looks like she's got a nice body, but her face is really mousy." I go downstairs to get her, and I'm taking her up to the office when I asked her what her stage name was. She says, "Mouse," and I stopped mid-step on the stairs and just looked at her. The manager and I laughed so fucking hard about it.

firemaiden04
07-20-2009, 12:44 AM
We also had a "Chevy," actually. And she had a Chevrolet tattoo on her back.

Apparently she was actually a mechanic for Chevrolet during the day, so at least there's that.

Shy_Guy
07-30-2009, 05:10 PM
One girl in an amateur contest went by "Pussy Control." She won and got hired, but the manager suggested she change her name. "Why? Is it taken?"

uh . . .

She went by "Cream." Big Prince fan, I guess.

Others:

Starlight
Schwinn (The DJ gets confused, sometimes he calls for Mongoose, Huffy . . .) In her defense, she did ride BMX.
JoJo (This name lasted less than a week. Here Boy! Good doogie! JoJo want a treat?)

ChoclatDiva21
07-30-2009, 05:45 PM
I didn't like these: Hennessy, Cherokee, Caprice. But I REALLY HATED THESE (drumroll...)
CHEESEBURGER
FAT RABBIT
Made me wanna go vegan!!!!

xdamage
07-30-2009, 09:09 PM
Pepsi

Shy_Guy
08-01-2009, 09:55 AM
It was bound to happen, I suppose. What kind of image are you trying to project with a name like KIA?

firemaiden04
08-02-2009, 10:27 AM
It was bound to happen, I suppose. What kind of image are you trying to project with a name like KIA?

Fuel efficiency.

ChoclatDiva21
08-03-2009, 07:31 AM
It was bound to happen, I suppose. What kind of image are you trying to project with a name like KIA?

That's perfect for a "high mileage" chick lol

minalynx
08-03-2009, 07:39 AM
^^ :rotfl:

She's small, but she'll get you there...

ChoclatDiva21
08-03-2009, 11:17 AM
^^:rotfl:^^
Like an economy rental car!

Shy_Guy
08-03-2009, 11:31 AM
That's perfect for a "high mileage" chick lol


No, that would be Prius. (Haven't actually heard that one yet)

DesuvsDeath
08-03-2009, 11:31 AM
what next? hyundai ,honda, ford?

Up until recently I worked with an Elantra actually.



I hate when girls do "pair names"... like they're they're friends.
We once got in a Summer, Winter, and Holiday. Who all came in together. Made me want to gag.
The worst for me are when friends are Hypnotiq and Hennessy.


The worst recently for me was Kalanis... because it sounded way too close to colonix for me.

minalynx
08-03-2009, 11:34 AM
No, that would be Prius. (Haven't actually heard that one yet)

Give it time, lol ;)

Shy_Guy
08-03-2009, 11:41 AM
Although to give some of these "bad name" girls some slack (not too much, though) It can be impossible to get a good name at a bigger club (one that won't allow duplicates) After about the fourth or fifth "we already have one of those," the girls just throw up their hands. "Whatever. Just give me a name."

ooo, I just had an idea for a related thread/post!

ChoclatDiva21
08-03-2009, 11:45 AM
Give it time, lol ;)

Yeah, just like in the real world, ppl are turning away from Escalades & Denalis (yes, I've heard of those for stripper names)!

minalynx
08-03-2009, 11:46 AM
Omg! I know, like 6 Denalis! So lame...

minalynx
08-03-2009, 11:49 AM
Although to give some of these "bad name" girls some slack (not too much, though) It can be impossible to get a good name at a bigger club (one that won't allow duplicates) After about the fourth or fifth "we already have one of those," the girls just throw up their hands. "Whatever. Just give me a name."

ooo, I just had an idea for a related thread/post!

Emergency Back-Up Stripper Names! Lol ;D

Heather7679
08-03-2009, 01:12 PM
My fav worst name..... Jealous..... but it was spelled like Jeh lus or something. lol

Shy_Guy
08-07-2009, 12:29 PM
Recently spotted:

Unique

A Million

Nuclear Martini
08-12-2009, 12:52 AM
There was this fat chick named "Cream" who got fired from my club about a month ago.

DesuvsDeath
08-13-2009, 01:07 PM
Schwinn
I know work with one of these now.
I heard them call her to stage and all I could hear in my head was "I Want to Ride my Bicycle" by Queen.

Shy_Guy
08-13-2009, 05:20 PM
"Cash"

Evan86
08-19-2009, 08:10 PM
Oh I got it.

I worked with a "Model."


Fo real.

/:O

Lana Knight
08-20-2009, 12:17 AM
Ting Ling, Ivonna Humpalot, Enema, Snail Trail :smellie_p
(Sorry that's a bit foul, but I couldn't resist).

MissMynxx
08-30-2009, 11:51 PM
I work with a girl named "Fuck Me". No joke. Makes me wanna gag.

J.D.
08-30-2009, 11:53 PM
There was a girl at the Rhino in Vegas whose stage name was "Penis". Seriously.

dtxgirl
08-30-2009, 11:56 PM
I worked with a

"that girl"

Uh, ok. Sure.

J.D.
08-30-2009, 11:58 PM
^^^ I know "That girl"!!! She used to work at SC?

dtxgirl
08-31-2009, 12:13 AM
LOL. I'm sure she was a nice girl - I could never get past the name to find out.

Also a "Tahani" ( I think of tahini) and there was a girl in the dressing room the other day who really wanted to dance by "Mabel". Yay for vintage names, but...... um...... probably not in the club.