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Camillian
12-02-2009, 05:34 PM
Mine's pretty bad. I actually went by Camillian for a long time. Haven't gone by it for years now, but yeah it's pretty silly.

In my defense, when I first started, I changed my look up every day with wigs and makeup. After a couple months of it though, I got lazy and just came as me, at that point the name didn't make sense, but so many people already knew me by it, so I kept it.

luckischalk
12-02-2009, 09:23 PM
Mercedes (I have one, these chicks usually don't) and Moet (I don't hate the sparkling one, but I do hate when this is pronounced incorrectly).

sunnycayenne
12-03-2009, 05:58 PM
Can I vote for the constantly trashed dancer who went by the name of princess and walked around rocking a tiara. . . NFK (not f&%$#@! kidding) she'd be wandering around searching for it at the end of EVERY night because her drunk ass would twirl around and it'd go flyin lol :)

mediocrity
12-06-2009, 03:17 PM
I work with a Fox and a Hawk currently.

I am beginning to feel like I work at Animal Planet.

mediocrity
12-06-2009, 03:19 PM
Mine's pretty bad. I actually went by Camillian for a long time. Haven't gone by it for years now, but yeah it's pretty silly.

In my defense, when I first started, I changed my look up every day with wigs and makeup. After a couple months of it though, I got lazy and just came as me, at that point the name didn't make sense, but so many people already knew me by it, so I kept it.

...are you pronouncing that like chameleon? My inner monologue is pronouncing it "ka-million".

J.D.
12-06-2009, 05:23 PM
I work with a Fox and a Hawk currently.

I am beginning to feel like I work at Animal Planet.

I almost spit my Nescafe all over the keyboard. You crack me up lady.

pinupgurl2k6
12-06-2009, 05:40 PM
i totally have to share...there's a new girl going by the name--drumroll please--SIMBA! What the hell's this bitch thinking??

Too much lion king?? thats freaking funny.:D

dancersrights
12-06-2009, 06:07 PM
Back in 2005 I was working at Curves in Tuscon just for a weekend and felt like being stupid. "Duncan" was my stage name. LOL....Duncan to the stage...very unsexy!

J.D.
12-06-2009, 06:17 PM
^^^^ It would be funny if you walked out on stage eating a donut, like as part of your get up.

pinupgurl2k6
12-06-2009, 06:22 PM
^^^^ It would be funny if you walked out on stage eating a donut, like as part of your get up.

It's good the DJ didn't catch on to that..

There can be only one!! The Highlander thing with a sword is what comes to my mind!

Feel the quickening!!!!

silk55
12-06-2009, 07:18 PM
Dancer friend told me about this one while at the SC the other night "pebbles" wtf!?

pinupgurl2k6
12-06-2009, 09:16 PM
Pussy Galore.. Ivana Humpalot.. I think it would be fun just bouncing around to be a complete ass and name myself something laughable. Though Pebbles must have been her favorite breakfast food..:D

Camillian
12-08-2009, 06:09 PM
...are you pronouncing that like chameleon? My inner monologue is pronouncing it "ka-million".

Yup, like the lizard.

A club I worked at once had a lighted board they would put the entertainer's names on. They ran out of A's and thought it was soooo funny to replace the A in my name with a U

Cumillian

Uff, it was pretty silly

Other names I think are silly is

Harley. (Sorry to anyone that has it). I worked with a Harley once, really liked her but the name makes me think of a 1980's biker chick with big hair (and not a cute biker chick)

Also not a fan of princess

datfreakjawn
12-09-2009, 09:10 AM
a friend of mine calls herself "Rabbit" it suits her all she does is bounce around on stage

firemaiden04
12-13-2009, 10:57 AM
We had a "Pebbles," albeit briefly. It was another dancer who was changing her name around because her sister turned her in for welfare fraud and she didn't want them to find her at the club. She went through several names that only lasted a couple of shifts. Most people still call her by her old name, though, so it was like FAIL.

jadelady
12-13-2009, 11:19 AM
"BoomBox"
:D

mediocrity
12-13-2009, 02:40 PM
^^ Oh you're fucking kidding. SRSLY?!

Athenathefabulous
12-13-2009, 03:40 PM
"BoomBox"
:D

Lol, that is beyond ridiculous. What kind of club was this in? Im assuming its gotta be a very loud dive bar...

Lovely Ush
12-13-2009, 03:45 PM
We have a girl at my club who dances to rap, very pale skin, her stage name is Milk. :)

AmberHoney
12-13-2009, 07:39 PM
We have a girl at my club who dances to rap, very pale skin, her stage name is Milk. :)


Ewww.

There's a girl I've seen around who goes by Milky.

It just makes me think of nuts being busted onto bare skin.

And spoiled milk. Not fresh milk. But spoiled.

I'm a "different" kind of person though, so maybe it's just me lol.

dtxgirl
12-13-2009, 10:22 PM
i totally have to share...there's a new girl going by the name--drumroll please--SIMBA! What the hell's this bitch thinking??

that reminded me from the text from last night: "(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba" "

}:D}:D

Lola_sinn
12-14-2009, 12:03 AM
"BoomBox"
:D

It would be great if she danced to ICP with a name like that!

kirin
12-15-2009, 11:24 AM
lol
Mickey
diamond
mercedes
porche
paris
strawberry
dixie

Rayna Skye
12-17-2009, 02:47 PM
A1 like the steak sauce, Shakey, and Dumptruck.

gypsydancer
12-17-2009, 03:07 PM
The worst I've heard is "Vicious"

Qi
12-17-2009, 04:53 PM
lol
Mickey
diamond
mercedes
porche
paris
strawberry
dixie

I personally like the name Diamond. I knew a boy from my high school named Diamond on the wrestling team. He was short, mixed black/white (looked mostly black though), and had crystal grey eyes.

::) *Daydreaming* If I have a son in the future, I'd name him Diamond.

Scarlette_Lucre
12-18-2009, 01:58 AM
that reminded me from the text from last night: "(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba" "

}:D}:D

my man did that to me. on my birthday. he got the idea from http://community.livejournal.com/bad_sex/

anouk.oui
12-18-2009, 03:56 AM
we have a girl with curly hair and her name is.... you guessd it.. 'curly'
its just unimaginative. i think it shoulda been something thats actually curly that will remind people of her like tinsel or something

we have a girl called stacey who doesnt suit her name coz i think stacy i think blonde pornstar lookalike.... and she has black hair, tattoos and usually is burlesque inspired..

we have.... phoenix, yes, bambi, juju, destiney, dallas

but most are very real girl sounding ones; amber, sabrina, alexis, eve, sophie..

DesuvsDeath
12-18-2009, 06:24 AM
The worst I've heard is "Vicious"
Ohhh. I'd NEVER dance to that... but I'd THROW money at a hot girl who did. }:D

MackenzieD
12-23-2009, 06:43 PM
'Trouble'. And she danced to "I'm Trouble" by Pink. WTF. She was uglier than a hatful of assholes. Through some miracle she managed to get pregnant - god knows who to, because the bar would have to be set pretty low for her to seem like the best option for a night in - but she danced until she was practically lactating on the customers. In a schoolgirl outfit. To "Sweet Cherry Pie". Ruined that song for me. The image is burned into my retinas forever. So yeah, Trouble is the worst one that sticks out in my mind.

When my BF and I were visiting an interstate club he dubbed a stripper Biscuit. Every time the DJ announced her name we missed it, so he just started calling her Biscuit. After a while I was like "why Biscuit?" and he said "because when she came over to chat before she had the personality of a biscuit.". Which I think is good logic.

One of my besties was having a baby girl. When i asked her what name she had picked she said "Summer". I said "oh, good, so you have her profession all picked out as well". And yes when it came out, they did call it Summer. Though, until a podgy, pasty, bogan fetish comes into fashion I think she is safe from the adult entertainment profession.

Harleigh HellKat
12-28-2009, 02:56 PM
EEEP I'm named after a vehicle... at least I spell it different haha.

We had a Dasani back home. Yes. Like the water.

The was Mimi, Peaches, Babydoll, I've worked with a 'Delicious' before... she didn't look very Delicious...

DyNasty... yes I put emphasis on the nasty for a reason lol. I've danced with a Rage before too. She was cute so the name didn't really fit... All I think about is Rage against the Machine lol.

Sometimes I go by Vegas and I guess that's pretty cheesy... but hey you only live once, might as well make up some ridiculous name for yourself!

Harleigh HellKat
12-28-2009, 03:04 PM
OMFG I almost forgot Bunny!!! And she wore these bunny ears and pogoed around on stage, it was terrible!!!

She also had bad teeth and talked like a chainsmoking waffle house waitress ready to retire. Guys ate it up though.

daniella_maria
12-29-2009, 10:02 AM
every dancer I've met named princess or precious is always a vile fucking hag that turns tricks. What's up with that?

littlecydel
12-30-2009, 03:25 AM
I'm surprised no one has mentioned Barbie especially when someone far from looking like one. Sexy or.. ugh Perfect... " Hi, I'm Perfect! ::obnoxious giggle::"

I get a bit of grief for my name. Pronounced si-dell. Customers hear Fidel (like castro), Saddam, and Sit-down, lol. DJs often forget and announce me as Psy-dol (pronounced like cider but with an L) too. I have guys say that a Cydel is a building and it's weird I call myself that. No, that's a citadel :(

harlequinn
01-04-2010, 05:48 AM
When I returned to my club after a long haitus, there was one girl whose name always made me cringe: Harlot.

Way to make it obvious that you are guilt ridden about your profession...someone is a self-hating stripper!

mediocrity
01-04-2010, 07:23 PM
when i returned to my club after a long haitus, there was one girl whose name always made me cringe: Harlot.

Way to make it obvious that you are guilt ridden about your profession...someone is a self-hating stripper!

ahahaha i'd do it for the story!

mediocrity
01-04-2010, 07:39 PM
I'm surprised no one has mentioned Barbie especially when someone far from looking like one. Sexy or.. ugh Perfect... " Hi, I'm Perfect! ::obnoxious giggle::"

I get a bit of grief for my name. Pronounced si-dell. Customers hear Fidel (like castro), Saddam, and Sit-down, lol. DJs often forget and announce me as Psy-dol (pronounced like cider but with an L) too. I have guys say that a Cydel is a building and it's weird I call myself that. No, that's a citadel :(

One of my civilian friends in LV, her sister's name is pronounced the same, but she spells it Sadell.

I never thought your name was way far out there.

Qadesh
01-07-2010, 12:00 AM
Heh, I also knew a dancer named Felony...
I'd have to say Sexy Stuff was THE worst name I've heard.... Tyranny, Henessy, Malice, Fluffy, Cream, Bubbles, Kiwi, Venereal, Demonica, Tallon, and Yaya are some of he names I thought, "What??" when I heard them, regardless of how I felt about the girls.

Qadesh
01-07-2010, 12:12 AM
Oh! I forgot! I actually worked with a girl that went by Alotta Fagina (yes, like in Austin Powers). Just thought I'd throw that out there.

Scarlette_Lucre
01-07-2010, 10:57 PM
Heh, I also knew a dancer named Felony...
I'd have to say Sexy Stuff was THE worst name I've heard.... Tyranny, Henessy, Malice, Fluffy, Cream, Bubbles, Kiwi, Venereal, Demonica, Tallon, and Yaya are some of he names I thought, "What??" when I heard them, regardless of how I felt about the girls.

Venereal? ewwwwww!

I used to work in the ticketing division of my states rail network, one girl went by the *real* name: Princess Zayzay.

Jeannine
01-18-2010, 08:24 PM
I thought the name "Odie" was strange....what does it even mean?

DesuvsDeath
01-18-2010, 08:48 PM
I thought the name "Odie" was strange....what does it even mean?
Oh cute. Isn't that, like, the doggy from Garfield?

OJenni!
01-18-2010, 09:43 PM
we have a Walmart at my club

But her name kinda matches her. She sits at tables for HOURS chatting known cheapies and then wonders why she never makes any money.

undressjess
01-18-2010, 10:07 PM
Nivea... Like the lotion. This cracked me up for hours.

Athenathefabulous
01-19-2010, 12:07 AM
we have a Walmart at my club

But her name kinda matches her. She sits at tables for HOURS chatting known cheapies and then wonders why she never makes any money.


alright, i think we finally have a winner for worst stripper name EVER.

rollin back the prices on lap dances?

Dear lord.

OJenni!
01-19-2010, 12:32 PM
alright, i think we finally have a winner for worst stripper name EVER.

rollin back the prices on lap dances?

Dear lord.

:rotfl:

Yup exactly.

She is Chinese born and can muster up enough English to tell you she likes shopping at Walmart and that is why she calls herself that.

She spends HOURS at tables without even selling a dance/VIP. The DJ tells me he thinks she comes to the club more for companionship and not for money. Seriously... if I needed friends a SC would be the last place I would go!

Even customers have told me once she sits down she is very annoying and hard to get rid of. She does not pursue selling them dances or even trying to make money. She just wants to have conversation in her broken English.

The DJ (he is sort of the manager of everything that goes on-VIP sales, etc) says she basically comes in, makes enough money to pay her house fees (which is $20) and then spends the rest of the night chatting up tables to the point where he has seen customers get up and leave.

Athenathefabulous
01-19-2010, 03:59 PM
:rotfl:

Yup exactly.

She is Chinese born and can muster up enough English to tell you she likes shopping at Walmart and that is why she calls herself that.

She spends HOURS at tables without even selling a dance/VIP. The DJ tells me he thinks she comes to the club more for companionship and not for money. Seriously... if I needed friends a SC would be the last place I would go!

Even customers have told me once she sits down she is very annoying and hard to get rid of. She does not pursue selling them dances or even trying to make money. She just wants to have conversation in her broken English.

The DJ (he is sort of the manager of everything that goes on-VIP sales, etc) says she basically comes in, makes enough money to pay her house fees (which is $20) and then spends the rest of the night chatting up tables to the point where he has seen customers get up and leave.

hmm... im wondering if she doesnt speak english well, do you think that she is using the SC maybe not so much for companionship but as an opportunity to learn english?

i was an exchange student in argentina. to be honest, if i was a dancer at the time and if i could find a SC there that was safe and not a whore house, and i was also a newbie who didnt completely understand the purpose of a strip club, and i had trouble making friends in the country, i could see working the club as a way to practice my spanish. i practice spanish with spanish speaking cusotmers who come in to keep myself from getting too rusty. although, i know how to hustle in spanish. so i also make money.

just a thought.

i guess walmart does make a lot of money, although im going to say the concept is completely different.

either way, still the worst stage name ive ever heard Lol.

Chiquita Laquisha
01-28-2010, 05:58 AM
A dancer I never met at our club was named Nautia. I never worked with her, so maybe it was pronounced "naughty-a" but on paper it looked like nausea.

NikoWhite
01-28-2010, 11:58 AM
Baby get on my nerves a little bit. There was actually a girl who worked at my club named Killa. A little ghetto, no? hah

tempest666
01-28-2010, 05:44 PM
I thought the name "Odie" was strange....what does it even mean?
odie remember garfield's halfwitted canine sidekick? lol