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tempest666
01-28-2010, 05:48 PM
we had one gal roll in here named pooky! thats my kitten's name also anything with the "licious" suffix.. (example we had a girl named nia who styled herself "nialicious)

Athenathefabulous
01-28-2010, 05:49 PM
there is a "mary poppins" around here. i dont know if it is a worst stage name per say, but its certainly a weird one!

Scurvette
01-29-2010, 03:18 AM
amateur night contestants at my old club tend to have the best names. "hershey" and "chocolate lava" were my favorites. both black girls, in case you couldn't tell.

Lola_sinn
01-29-2010, 10:54 AM
I've always thought it would be really funny to change my name to AngelSoft for the night and see if any custies made the connection to the TP brand.

Especially if I could get a couple other girls in on it and have them go by Charmin, Scott, etc. Scott especially would crack me the fuck up.

naughtynadia27
01-29-2010, 11:24 AM
I actually was at work when a girl came in and called herself "Wanakee", pronounced Wan-NA-kee. i was standing near the board posting the lineup for stages when a manager came by and said to the DJ "Who said this was okay? Can we weed out the crazy names please?" She later changed it to "Silka", better? Huh....

Athenathefabulous
01-29-2010, 12:12 PM
I actually was at work when a girl came in and called herself "Wanakee", pronounced Wan-NA-kee. i was standing near the board posting the lineup for stages when a manager came by and said to the DJ "Who said this was okay? Can we weed out the crazy names please?" She later changed it to "Silka", better? Huh....

lol, i worked at a club where management flat out banned names that no (sane) parents would ever name their child to prevent this shit.

Harleigh HellKat
01-29-2010, 12:21 PM
Yeah my hometown club made a policy against names of adjectives, objects, food, or animals.

Bye bye Delicious, Babydoll, Peaches, and Bunny...

pretty_holly
01-29-2010, 03:06 PM
i spent a few weeks at a club in texas while we were in the process of moving and met fury. she was the top earner at the club though, so i guess the guys didnt mind her name. but she was 6 ft tall, pale and with white-blonde hair. not what i'd picture as a "fury." that and levitica are the two worst names i've ever heard. i think levitica is a pretty name, but it's impossible to understand in a club setting.

spooky_zombie
01-30-2010, 05:14 AM
I knew a girl who went by Pocahontus... she looked very Native-American and had long dark hair... but I dunno. Haha.

Scarlette_Lucre
01-30-2010, 09:44 AM
Yeah my hometown club made a policy against names of adjectives, objects, food, or animals.

Bye bye Delicious, Babydoll, Peaches, and Bunny...

what about Kitty?

Firewall
01-30-2010, 01:43 PM
Hehehe. There's a girl at my club named OU. I wonder what would happen if another girl joined wanting to be OSU ...

NikkaR
01-30-2010, 09:56 PM
Skrilla, anyone?

Is this name from a movie, or a song, or something? I don't get it. It sounds so ugly.

Harleigh HellKat
01-31-2010, 12:51 AM
sounds like something from dungeons and dragons...

NikkaR
01-31-2010, 02:09 AM
^^ Hahaha exactly!

Harleigh HellKat
01-31-2010, 12:05 PM
Skrilla is a level 10 Dark elf mage with armor of invisibility +2 and a pet warthog named Thaniel who can magically talk, and wields the staff of reckoning +10 armor bonus +3poison, total hitpoints 345, total magic 243.

I couldn't help myself...

reesexc
02-01-2010, 12:12 AM
HAHA....Skrilla is also a slang term for money

Harleigh HellKat
02-01-2010, 12:53 AM
oopsie. lol

Harleigh HellKat
02-01-2010, 12:54 AM
lol oopsie. My nerd-dom is showing.

reesexc
02-01-2010, 12:57 AM
lol...no...I think it would be a much better explanation for a name

mia_bella
02-01-2010, 02:51 AM
Bam Bam.

Harleigh HellKat
02-01-2010, 10:51 AM
Pebbles... I forgot that one until you said bam bam!!

Scarlette_Lucre
02-01-2010, 10:09 PM
Tigger. But she looked more like Pooh

Athenathefabulous
02-01-2010, 10:20 PM
Tigger. But she looked more like Pooh

one of my nicknames back in highschool was tigger :(. if i still had orange hair i would actually consider dancing under it maybe at a dive bar or something.

but to be fair, i dont look like pooh ;D.

CKXXX
02-03-2010, 06:57 PM
I've always thought it would be really funny to change my name to AngelSoft for the night and see if any custies made the connection to the TP brand.

Especially if I could get a couple other girls in on it and have them go by Charmin, Scott, etc. Scott especially would crack me the fuck up.
Esp if you could get her to dance to "Scotty doesnt know" lolol.

Yeah..I've danced to that when I was bored. It entertained me.

wanderlust08
02-03-2010, 08:51 PM
there is a "mary poppins" around here. i dont know if it is a worst stage name per say, but its certainly a weird one!

Feed the stripper...tuppins a dance!

coco34
02-05-2010, 06:27 PM
Sateen.

Wtf? Aren't those bed sheets?

roxy_brown09
02-11-2010, 11:32 PM
Sateen.

Wtf? Aren't those bed sheets?


idk if uve seen the movie Moulin Rouge bt nicole kidmans characters name is Satine

i think its unique lol idk maybe im just defending the movie!

africanqueen
02-12-2010, 07:55 AM
HAHA....Skrilla is also a slang term for money

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=wiley+cash+in+my+pocket+offic ial+video&search_type=&aq=1

anelia
02-12-2010, 12:16 PM
i love this thread.
it makes me want to be a lot sillier with my name(s).
other dancers pressure you over it, and diss weird names.
i think i did ok with my "serious stripper names"...
following the trend of using real/common names.
but when all is said and done... might have made more money as pookie.

LunaCera Fenella
02-22-2010, 10:45 AM
Little Tree.

She was about 5'7, 210 lbs., short butch haircut, random neon tattoos of invader zim and other things. square build and no curve. oh, and dangle-y facial piercings.

mediocrity
02-22-2010, 10:54 AM
^^ AHAHA I have always wanted a Gir tattoo because my friends tell me I am the human female version of Gir!


I'M DANCIN LIKE A MONKEY!

BiggCaZ
02-23-2010, 12:28 PM
This one girl I worked called herself Sexy. I strongly felt like that was the laziest stage name ever. She wasn't even that cute.

sxcbbw
02-23-2010, 12:35 PM
This one girl I worked called herself Sexy. I strongly felt like that was the laziest stage name ever. She wasn't even that cute.

gtfo <3

fantasiarene
02-27-2010, 03:11 AM
went into work tonight to waitress and found--Hot Ice. WTF? She sure wasn't hot and boy is that an oxymoron. We've also got a Capri who's up there now.

LunaCera Fenella
02-27-2010, 10:54 AM
went into work tonight to waitress and found--Hot Ice. WTF? She sure wasn't hot and boy is that an oxymoron. We've also got a Capri who's up there now.

Like.... Capri Sun? That's the first thing that popped into my head.

J.D.
02-28-2010, 12:52 PM
"Mystery" - she would walk around with a masquerade mask on. She never took it off!

"Trouble"

"Earth Child"

"Cupcake"

"Sparkle"

firemaiden04
03-02-2010, 04:43 AM
^ ...Earth Child? Really? How very...um...alternative of her.

Harleigh HellKat
03-02-2010, 02:06 PM
Recently I have worked with a Cupcake, Kisses, $Hustle Baby$, Blackberry, and Chocolate.

thecoffeeguy
03-02-2010, 11:46 PM
Pandora.

I'll never hear or see the phrase "opening Pandora's box" in the same way again.

Harleigh HellKat
03-02-2010, 11:51 PM
Ooh we had a pandora once. She WAS shaped like a box... equal height and width.

dtxgirl
03-04-2010, 07:59 PM
Oh god. I know Earth Child. Does she still have a pimp and run the little girls around?

Surprise
03-04-2010, 11:45 PM
Oh god. I know Earth Child. Does she still have a pimp and run the little girls around?

hahahahaahahahaha i was totally about to comment on this one. LMAO. i can just see her, in her saggy bathing suit bottoms, knee high socks and sports visor... >.<

J.D.
03-05-2010, 02:08 AM
Oh god. I know Earth Child. Does she still have a pimp and run the little girls around?

This one work(ed) at Babydoll's, this was a long time ago. Though I can't imagine it would be a different girl, I mean how many Earth Childs are dancing in Dallas, TX? :D

dtxgirl
03-05-2010, 04:17 PM
Don't forget the pigtail braids, and the massages. Wasn't she one of the Z girls?

J.D.
03-05-2010, 06:02 PM
Ugh. I don't remember that much. So glad I no longer dance in Dallas!!!

dtxgirl
03-05-2010, 06:37 PM
No shit. me too. I was sitting with my fave regular when I found out about some of the history of those girls from another girl and we were like........ Ummmm... ewwwwwww....

She did some weird backflip handstand thing and I was like " I'm sure she's a nice girl" cause people were making fun of her and they were like... um, you realize she has a pimp, right?.. Cue me looking at tattoos and jewelry that certain girls wore. Seriously. When there are 5 or 6 girls with the same fucking tattoo in a club and they all wear the same necklace, and look the same, and move the same, and dance to the same music.... and management doesn't give a rats ass. Insert facepalm here. One of the many reasons I am just over dancing there.

/End rant.

AmberHoney
03-05-2010, 11:05 PM
No shit. me too. I was sitting with my fave regular when I found out about some of the history of those girls from another girl and we were like........ Ummmm... ewwwwwww....

She did some weird backflip handstand thing and I was like " I'm sure she's a nice girl" cause people were making fun of her and they were like... um, you realize she has a pimp, right?.. Cue me looking at tattoos and jewelry that certain girls wore. Seriously. When there are 5 or 6 girls with the same fucking tattoo in a club and they all wear the same necklace, and look the same, and move the same, and dance to the same music.... and management doesn't give a rats ass. Insert facepalm here. One of the many reasons I am just over dancing there.

/End rant.

^^That is so sad, though. And you know most of those girls are probably underage and being abused.

A lot of people just get pissed when they see that. But I get sad.

dtxgirl
03-06-2010, 01:22 AM
Oh god yes, it's horrible. I alternated between pissed at them, and then really upset for the girls. But I was NOT ABOUT to get involved and then get beaten up in the parking lot.

Some of the girls were really nice, too. It killed me when a group of guys came in one night and one of them totally went gaga over me and gave me a grand just to sit and hang out when his buddy went and did a room with the youngest of "the group" so he could screw her....for $400. So she could go give the money to her pimp. Just horrible. I'm all for escorts, but.. not in the club. Anyway. /end thread de-rail. I'll start a new one about this stuff.

BiggCaZ
03-08-2010, 03:19 PM
gtfo <3

You shut your face, young lady.

BiggCaZ
03-08-2010, 03:33 PM
Oh god yes, it's horrible. I alternated between pissed at them, and then really upset for the girls. But I was NOT ABOUT to get involved and then get beaten up in the parking lot.

Some of the girls were really nice, too. It killed me when a group of guys came in one night and one of them totally went gaga over me and gave me a grand just to sit and hang out when his buddy went and did a room with the youngest of "the group" so he could screw her....for $400. So she could go give the money to her pimp. Just horrible. I'm all for escorts, but.. not in the club. Anyway. /end thread de-rail. I'll start a new one about this stuff.

I feel the exact same way. Its a shame, really, because you'd think the management would do something about that, but they never do unless their pockets get light and not really if that. The two spots I worked in, they'd let shit like that rock until they noticed the girls were bringing heat to the club or the money wasn't right, and instead of them dealing with the pimps on their own (seeing how they'd be the one talking the management into letting them dance in the club in the first place), they'd have one of us (the security) deal with them.

Talking to them is like talking to a brick wall because the vast majority of the time, they do what their pimps tell them without exception or question, and the pimps generally don't give a shit. Why should they listen to us if the management isn't saying anything to them directly? Furthermore, no club pays enough for a guy to get into a potential fist/knife/gun fight with someone they already have shady arrangements with just because they don't want acknowledge it to save face, and are too bitch to do something about it.