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tempest666
05-06-2010, 07:58 PM
New one! we have a "Honeycomb" to make matters easier she even has it tattooed on her right thigh. I figured it would be fun to mock her so I went out and bought some temporary old english lettering tattoos. Einstein saw my "new tattoo" and exclaimed "Wow! you have your name tattooed just like me!" HAHAHAHA Everyone else got an awesome laugh out of it.

Su Su
05-06-2010, 08:21 PM
I met some girl that called herself "Poem" yesterday.

Poleprincess07IL
05-06-2010, 10:22 PM
a new girl just started tonight by the name of simple.

dirtycash
05-07-2010, 03:41 AM
a new girl just started tonight by the name of simple.

haha! that's awesome

Harleigh HellKat
05-07-2010, 11:59 AM
Lol at moonshine. I'm gonna change my name to Party Liquor...

Hehe I hate bad tattoos in the club. I don't even like the ones I have and want them redone. I love it when chicks have horrrible jailhouse tattoos then recommend their artist to you.

Kellydancer
05-14-2010, 02:53 PM
I just remember a girl I danced with. She was a large girl and had a huge wrinkly stomach. Her name was (I wish I was kidding) Jiggly Rolls. Her set consisted of her rolling her large stomach. This wasn't one of my favorite clubs I have to admit.

Harleigh HellKat
05-14-2010, 07:00 PM
OMFG are you serious? Why do girls think this is even mildly attractive or entertaining?? And why do guys consistently find overweight women riddled with cellulite attractive? That makes me want to barf.

Kellydancer
05-14-2010, 09:09 PM
OMFG are you serious? Why do girls think this is even mildly attractive or entertaining?? And why do guys consistently find overweight women riddled with cellulite attractive? That makes me want to barf.

The sad thing is I think she had a few regulars, though most found her repulsive. I know she embarassed me because she shouldn't have been dancing. I did work with another rather large woman but she was large in the butt and boobs mostly and she banked (but no cellulite I don't think).

Harleigh HellKat
05-15-2010, 01:44 AM
yeah but... being thick and having god awful rolls are two different things. thick women can be very beautiful. however, unhealthy is not. o.O

fantasiarene
05-15-2010, 11:09 AM
We've got one who just started who calls herself Citrus...like an orange or lemon. I just call her Fruit but not to her face. She is kind of a fruit though. I can't even look at her face her makeup is so bad. Makes clown makeup look fine.

WiseGuy_TX
05-15-2010, 01:24 PM
...Ascertain

tempest666
05-15-2010, 02:28 PM
OMFG are you serious? Why do girls think this is even mildly attractive or entertaining?? And why do guys consistently find overweight women riddled with cellulite attractive? That makes me want to barf.
Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs found them quite useful. }:D . You shoulda seen my exes ex. Buffalo woulda loved her. AND dentures at the age of 28 from rampant meth abuse.

tempest666
05-15-2010, 02:31 PM
We've got one who just started who calls herself Citrus...like an orange or lemon. I just call her Fruit but not to her face. She is kind of a fruit though. I can't even look at her face her makeup is so bad. Makes clown makeup look fine.
We have a Citra. at the old club where we worked she used to hold up the line to the bathroom smoking her damn rock of crack. :-[ I really had to pee!

tempest666
05-16-2010, 09:50 PM
These take the cake: Paid and Dough. (The latter is a bit appropriate, she looks like the Pilsbury Dough Boy)

gypsydancer
05-17-2010, 12:06 AM
summer and autumn. nice girls but its odd that they are riding in together to work.

dirtycash
05-17-2010, 10:05 AM
...Ascertain

..............

;D

tempest666
05-19-2010, 02:18 PM
R*E*S*P*E*C*T (note: this is the actual spelling on the rotation list at work)

Bambi_Bacardi
05-25-2010, 06:20 PM
I think the worst stripper names I'ver heard have to be... Red Diamond and Cheezy. I went by Deez Nuts for a while and it was great! I got lots of laughs and promotion from the Dj's because they couldn't resist saying things about it on the mic. " I see you looking' at Deez Nuts, you know that you like Deez Nuts...why don't you put some money on Deez nuts!"

fantasiarene
05-25-2010, 09:38 PM
We've got a Stallion and one of the girls who came back after having a baby renamed herself Premiere.

gypsydancer
05-26-2010, 01:09 AM
for a terible second i thought that said premie.^^^

mediocrity
05-26-2010, 01:35 AM
^^ This made me smile. It's sick I know. But still- hella funny.

_Avery_
05-26-2010, 10:25 AM
Mamacita. :-\

alexa111
05-26-2010, 11:39 AM
^haha i had a mamacita at my club! One of my favs so far has been a girl who insisted the dj introduce her as "that white bitch". Seriously

Harleigh HellKat
05-26-2010, 11:46 AM
I would totally insist on something like that! Haha. 'Nexxxxt up we have THAT WHITE BITCH'.

I've been out of the club too long... I need to pop my head in and see what ridiculousness some of these 'ladies' are up to. :D

Scarlette_Lucre
05-31-2010, 08:00 AM
I'm not sure if it counts but the girls i work with call me Scarface. granted my name's Scarlette and it's an affectionate nickname. guys still do a doubletake every time another dancer adresses me.

Simone NinaNin
06-05-2010, 01:20 AM
Bee. Yup. Bee. Are you fucking kidding me???

Harleigh HellKat
06-05-2010, 10:31 AM
Bee like the insect or Bea like Bea Arthur? :D

Thank you for bein a friend!

Simone NinaNin
06-05-2010, 10:53 AM
She spells it "Bee" but Lord knows what her intentions are. Bee? I'm still in shock.

Harleigh HellKat
06-05-2010, 01:29 PM
That's up there with 'Tree' lol. Yes, I worked with a Tree before. Not short for Trinity or Triana... just Tree like the plant. :D

Firewall
06-05-2010, 03:46 PM
In Oklahoma, i work with a Dallas *shrug*

dirtycash
06-06-2010, 11:55 AM
In Oklahoma, i work with a Dallas *shrug*

What club?

Spitfire
06-06-2010, 12:54 PM
This probably qualifies as a 'worst,' so that's why I'm posting it here; I need advice. I want to enter the business, and I want to be 'Spitfire.' For me, it evokes a sense of danger in a novelty sense (you know, jumping derby cars through flaming hoops), but is also a little humorous (which may or may not be appropriate for a club). I already have a persona: trashy and dangerous. I think it sort of matches.
What're your first thoughts?

Zinaida
06-06-2010, 11:17 PM
I've often considered changing my name to Trash...I kinda like it LOL. My friend wants to name herself Ghetto. "Hi I'm Ghetto."

Harleigh HellKat
06-06-2010, 11:31 PM
I once knew a gutterpunk chick who went by the nickname Dumpster. It was tattooed on the inside of her lip. :shrugs::

Trash was the name of the chick from Return of the Living Dead. I pretty much <3 that movie. I think the guy's name was Suicide.

rubyredlipsss
06-06-2010, 11:41 PM
this thread totally makes me want to dance to the most ridiculous name i can think of.

Harleigh HellKat
06-06-2010, 11:46 PM
I am going to be Mochalicious Cream. You can be Carmel D'lite.

I will say this with a straight face and Irish complexion.

rubyredlipsss
06-07-2010, 12:00 AM
omg i love it. i'm very pale skin too. and i'm going to say hello, i'm carmel (normal voice) deeeeeee'lite!! BIG SMILE, then back to straight face and ask how his night is going.

Harleigh HellKat
06-07-2010, 12:03 AM
We should all name ourselves after Starbucks items. Hilarity ensues.

rubyredlipsss
06-07-2010, 12:08 AM
omg my fav is a chai tea latte. mine shall be chai-t latte. latte pronounced incorrectly.

Harleigh HellKat
06-07-2010, 12:17 AM
Ok then maybe I should be Car-mel Machiato. Or Mint Chok'lit Frappe.

I love Chai tea also!

Zinaida
06-07-2010, 12:20 AM
^^^I always order chocolate milk... You think I can be Chocolate Milk?

Harleigh HellKat
06-07-2010, 12:23 AM
Ooh can you be Miss Hawt Choklit? Or maybe Milky Choklit Kream. Ok that just sounds weird...

I have been awake too long.

Zinaida
06-07-2010, 12:31 AM
I do order their hot chocolate a lot too!!

rubyredlipsss
06-07-2010, 01:56 AM
i think this is my favorite thread ever.

joyount
06-11-2010, 04:01 AM
yeah well names has definitely has a big factor try to find nice and great names thanks for sharing.

rubyredlipsss
06-11-2010, 12:29 PM
^ummm, these are the worst stage names.


nvm i don't know why i'm even bothering responding.

Surprise
06-12-2010, 03:02 PM
started at a new club and these are all pretty bad...

KittySteele
KY
Motley (okay, i don't think this girl knows what motley means...)
Sabotage (no, seriously)

>.<

dirtycash
06-12-2010, 03:24 PM
nm......

Scarlette_Lucre
06-22-2010, 12:20 AM
Actually, Kitty Steele is pretty good. i can see that being announced.

Sinder
06-22-2010, 12:31 AM
There is a girl at our club who danced under the name Chili Pepper....then she recently changed it to Won Ton....like the chinese soup.