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gypsydancer
06-22-2010, 01:25 AM
hahah so what nationality is she?

Sinder
06-22-2010, 09:04 AM
She is from the Philippines. Nice when she's sober....crazier than a shit-house rat when she's drunk.

Goddess702
06-22-2010, 05:04 PM
This is a funny thread. There are so many. Do dancers not understand that their name is suppose to be sexy, exotic.

Simone NinaNin
06-24-2010, 08:25 PM
I just ran back to the bathroom
to avoid peeing in my pants when I heard the DJ announce "Mittens" I'm actually posting this from the bathroom stall.

pixierocksonthepole
06-24-2010, 09:17 PM
I just ran back to the bathroom
to avoid peeing in my pants when I heard the DJ announce "Mittens" I'm actually posting this from the bathroom stall.

Posting this from the bathroom stall at work...you are my hero. ;D

charlie61
06-24-2010, 09:35 PM
I just ran back to the bathroom
to avoid peeing in my pants when I heard the DJ announce "Mittens" I'm actually posting this from the bathroom stall.

See, her name is "Mittens" b/c...she can...warm you up? /:O

Simone NinaNin
06-24-2010, 09:48 PM
^^hahaha. And she left tonight in her stripper clothes. Hot pink fishnets, beat up stripper shoes, a litle pink skirt and a grungy black zip up hoodie. Lmfao

Harleigh HellKat
06-24-2010, 09:50 PM
ROFL. I am not sure why anyone would LEAVE the club in their club clothes... sound like a bad idea!! Maybe Mittens is selling her kitten...?

Simone NinaNin
06-24-2010, 09:53 PM
^^Maybe she can use the money to buy a new name?!?!?

Harleigh HellKat
06-24-2010, 09:54 PM
Bahahaha!!! Too funny!

pixierocksonthepole
06-24-2010, 09:58 PM
A nice, classy one.

Djoser
06-24-2010, 11:33 PM
About two weeks ago we had a 'Tasty'. Fortunately she left after her first set, she didn't look so good.

Harleigh HellKat
06-24-2010, 11:38 PM
Tasty=yucky...?

Reverse psychology or false advertising...?

Djoser
06-24-2010, 11:49 PM
I suspect she actually believed she was tasty. I wouldn't have gone anywhere near her. Though I've seen worse, and had to put them onstage as well.


Speaking of worst stage names ever, the worst I've heard yet might be 'Cream'

You're all saying, 'Well what's so bad about Cream?' Ostensibly it's not such a bad name--until you heard why she called herself that, and saw how bad she looked. It was because 'My pussy is always creamy.'

Her 'dancing' consisted of her laying on the stage, alternately flexing and twitching one enormous, quivering buttcheek, then the other, for the entire song. But she was very picky about her music. :D

Harleigh HellKat
06-24-2010, 11:58 PM
Ugh there's a girl at my home club that dances like that. Her 'dancing' consists of jiggling her fat ass around on stage looking bored. Funny thing, she's also a prostitute! Her name is Dynasty, which wouldn't be too bad I guess... but she's disgusting!

gypsydancer
06-25-2010, 12:30 AM
nookie...cute girl/bad name

charlie61
06-25-2010, 08:11 AM
I suspect she actually believed she was tasty. I wouldn't have gone anywhere near her. Though I've seen worse, and had to put them onstage as well.


Speaking of worst stage names ever, the worst I've heard yet might be 'Cream'

You're all saying, 'Well what's so bad about Cream?' Ostensibly it's not such a bad name--until you heard why she called herself that, and saw how bad she looked. It was because 'My pussy is always creamy.'

Her 'dancing' consisted of her laying on the stage, alternately flexing and twitching one enormous, quivering buttcheek, then the other, for the entire song. But she was very picky about her music. :D

I used to work with a Cream!

zombee
06-27-2010, 10:46 PM
My friend in Denver told me about a Miss Clydesdale. Not sure if she knew what it meant but apparently she was huge so at least it fit.

Hazel1724
07-06-2010, 11:11 PM
Paradise. Loved the girl to death, but her name drove me nuts.

Cherry. Conniving and self-absorbed, but with two cherries tattooed dutifully to her chest.

alexa111
07-07-2010, 08:44 PM
I remember one girl at one of my old clubs who went by Bernice, Bertha, and Bernadette (she liked to change her name a lot). She was really "off" though.....

ladyambition
07-11-2010, 01:35 AM
I got you beat.. there was a girl named chedda in my first club but before that she was amilli

pixierocksonthepole
07-11-2010, 03:51 PM
omg...o.0 really? thats really ...thats horrible.

luckischalk
07-11-2010, 09:13 PM
Maserati, but it's spelled incorrectly, and then my favorite-- Currency! You should have seen the manager's face when she told him that one.

SpeakngEZ
08-01-2010, 04:40 PM
Maserati, but it's spelled incorrectly, and then my favorite-- Currency! You should have seen the manager's face when she told him that one.

I would love to try that name out.

dirtycash
08-02-2010, 02:12 AM
Precious

It would of been fine 2 years ago but both times I brought her to the stage I had to say "based on the novel Push by Saphire"

I did.

mandy216
08-02-2010, 06:18 AM
Dynasty, yes, like the 80's night time soap opera.

Harleigh HellKat
08-02-2010, 10:01 AM
Ugh I worked with a Dynasty that everyone called Die-NASTY. She had the most spoiled, abrasive, stuck up attitude EVER. She would pitch a fit if the DJ played 'her' song for another dancer and literally throw stuff. Oh and she also went home with dudes and had condomless sex for 150 bucks. That name is forever tainted in my book.

_Avery_
08-14-2010, 04:10 PM
Yep, there was a Dynasty at my very first club too.
She had the DIE NASTY on her car too....lol, did you ever work in Vegas? Wonder if it's the same girl.. :P

Katrina312
08-14-2010, 04:22 PM
What about "dimepiece"? Gotta love Chicago (;

Harleigh HellKat
08-14-2010, 04:32 PM
Lol nope not Vegas. South Georgia. Funny coincidence though!

ariel1990
08-14-2010, 05:44 PM
temptation.

pixierocksonthepole
08-16-2010, 11:18 AM
What about "dimepiece"? Gotta love Chicago (;

omg lol some girls really think a little too much of themselves ::)

Katrina312
08-16-2010, 11:53 AM
I know, and Steve told her to pick a normal name like "Jessica" lmfao! She had to change her name immediately.

Surprise
08-17-2010, 12:33 PM
vassiliki (pronounced vahs-ill-eeky)

it makes me think of vaseline, or leaky, neither of which are good qualities for a dancer to have. she's pretty gross too. >.<

Yellow was one i heard yesterday too. color names wouldn't be so bad if it were pink (obvious connotation) or green or something, but yellow? that's like piss!

mr_magicpenguin
08-19-2010, 07:16 PM
I always wanted to call myself Potato or Iron Monkey... they never got popular votes from my mates. I'm thinking about Victory to hid my inner dorkey-ness the HMS Victory was Admiral Nelsons flagship. I am also covered in nautical themed tatoos. So i thought is could work, at least be preferable Amphibolite ( a type of rock) any thoughts?

Christany
08-19-2010, 07:23 PM
^^
wait, that's major nelson in I Dream of Jeannie. whoops :D

pixierocksonthepole
08-20-2010, 07:16 AM
I know, and Steve told her to pick a normal name like "Jessica" lmfao! She had to change her name immediately.

Man when I was at the admiral I didn't even pick my own name. Three other girls did of which only one of them is still there. I hated it but left it alone. After I left there I changed it to Quinn.


There was a girl at Diamonds I worked with under the name Seven...o_0

Luna Minsky
08-21-2010, 12:06 AM
Dimepiece? Really? haha
Well, that's a conversation starter, for sure :)

The three names that come to mind are Horny, Viagra and Siberia.
I just did a blog post about stripper stage names, I should have reviewed this threat before I posted it. Some of the best of the worst dancer names!

flickad
08-21-2010, 09:29 AM
I knew of a girl who called herself Aereola, though I'm not sure she knew what it actually means. I also knew a girl whose stage name was Cream. She and her best friend danced together, and the best friend called herself Peaches. I feel bad singling out the latter two names, as both girls were incredibly lovely human beings, though the names they picked were not as lovely as them.

flickad
08-21-2010, 09:41 AM
A pit bull, maybe I can see, but a dancer named Felony? Wouldn't inspire me to get any dances that's for sure.

Heh, I knew a Felony too. I'd forgotten about it. Gawdawful name.

I also knew a Poison Ivy. Ick.

tempest666
09-08-2010, 04:19 PM
Heh, I knew a Felony too. I'd forgotten about it. Gawdawful name.

I also knew a Poison Ivy. Ick.


The night before last Felony committed a felony at my work and stole $800.

tempest666
09-08-2010, 04:22 PM
Oh yeah can't forget this one at my old work back home. She went by KC, which is a fine and dandy stage name, but all of a sudden she gets tits and changed it to "KC Foxx" We gave her so much shit for it.

DesuvsDeath
09-15-2010, 07:16 PM
Heh, I knew a Felony too. I'd forgotten about it. Gawdawful name.

I also knew a Poison Ivy. Ick.
I always avoided the Felony that I worked with because of her name... then I started talking to her and she was possibly the most lovely girl I've met in years.

_Avery_
09-16-2010, 09:23 PM
I haven't seen a chain letter in YEARS! Wow, thanks for the memories! ;D

tempest666
12-09-2010, 01:57 AM
Ice Cream, Bunni Luv, Xtreme, A very very skinny girl named "Snow" ::)

Dixie Passion
12-09-2010, 02:11 AM
The worst stage name I have heard lately was:

Thickums

4everresolutions
12-09-2010, 03:35 AM
Hahaha!!!!!!!!! Thickums!!!!!

Ive heard mention of a Jellypuss....

Skai
12-10-2010, 06:10 PM
Ok...semi off topic but maybe some of you dancers can tell me why you get hostile at us dj's for spelling your name diffrently than you invision on our rotation sheets. Its not like were handing out programs for the nights performance, as long as we say it right, WTF does it matter if we spell it with an I or a Y...never understood that.

It's a matter of respect. I spell my name a certain way, and I have my own reasons, and if I tell the DJ it's spelled a certain way, like "Skai, s-k-a-i," it's because that's how you spell it. It's what I named myself; like an identity. When the DJ spells my name wrong, I tip him less.

ManyRoses
12-10-2010, 06:25 PM
I forgot about the dancer named La La. Isn't that a teletubby or something?

Lol...yes, yes it is!

I've worked with a Bambi (of course) and a BamBam...cutest little Thai girl, but really...BamBam?
Car names, jewel names (I've never personally met a Diamond I liked..but maybe that's just my luck!) all the standards that you meet at every club (that said, I've worked with a lot of other Scarletts...but I feel like its a real name at least!)
I worked with a Missy once - chubby blonde, snub nosed...total snob and a princess to boot...and her name was quickly extended to Missy Piggy...lol!

Satine86
12-14-2010, 10:39 PM
I have heard a girl once called to stage named falacial. Doesn't sound intriguing. lol.