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tempest666
03-20-2011, 08:17 PM
this just in from a very reliable source at my old club: (drumroll please) cokey ::)

oxSkylarxo
03-21-2011, 01:42 AM
I actually went a good portion of my first year stripping without hearing such terrible names. I do have a few examples of some that I thought were a bit off.

Her name was originally Jordan and then she changed it to That Girl. That was the first time I heard a name and was shaking my head. Two other girls proceeded to jokingly come up with silly stage names too. One said she was going to go by Eight Ball. The other one said she was going to call herself Crank. They didn't actually do it though.

Then when I worked in Fargo, there was a dancer who called herself Zai. She wasn't very nice either. She looked sorta like a red haired Courtney Love. So, I didn't think the name fit her either.

The first time I worked in Casper, there were two traveling girls from some agency. One had her head shaved ala GI Jane, but glued on faux hair on half of her scalp. It was like a Mad Max sort of look. She had a name like a porn star. She called herself Hollie Shae Storm. I thought it kind of conflicted with her look. It sounds like a very girly name to me.

The other girl had like the weirdest name. I had never heard of it like ever. She called herself Persayis Love. Who is Persayis? Is this some Greek dude or something? lol. Atleast that is what I think of when I hear it.

Then later in the week, their friend showed up. She looked pretty normal. She went by the name Scandal. I feel like that is right up there with Felony. Lame. lol.

A couple months ago I worked with Tempest. There was a girl there named Chocolate and there was also a Strawberry. Those names don't really surprise me as much as the previously mentioned ones.

There was also an Envy, who eventually started to call herself Envylicious. I thought she was a nice girl. I just don't get the whole adding "licious" on the end of some adjective.

J.D.
03-21-2011, 02:57 AM
That Girl works at Silver City, right? I know her....

oxSkylarxo
03-21-2011, 02:37 PM
Yeah she does work at Silver City. This was like back in August or September when she started working. She would come in on the afternoon shift at 4. Maybe that is why she changed her name. Because don't you sometimes go by Jordan?

I haven't been back there in months. I wonder if they cut the lock off of my locker lol. I took all the good stuff out and just left a few random things. If it's all gone... Oh well.

DesuvsDeath
03-21-2011, 11:23 PM
Used to work with "Kalana" but she always said it like "kolana" and all I could ever think was "Colonix... her name is colonix. Omg her fucking name is colonix and she's too stupid to even know what that is."

princesspamela
03-21-2011, 11:24 PM
Do y'all think "Potion" is a bad name ? ::)

J.D.
03-22-2011, 03:13 AM
Yeah she does work at Silver City. This was like back in August or September when she started working. She would come in on the afternoon shift at 4. Maybe that is why she changed her name. Because don't you sometimes go by Jordan?

I haven't been back there in months. I wonder if they cut the lock off of my locker lol. I took all the good stuff out and just left a few random things. If it's all gone... Oh well.

I never danced by Jordan (at that club), only by my real name or Ashlyn. I went back there for Superbowl weekend and cleaned house, but haven't been back since.... Actually two of my friends switched from Babydoll's to Silver City recently, they say it's been good. Where are you working at lately?

Miss Chevious
04-24-2011, 12:21 PM
oOOOOOHHH how about..

Bacon.


yep. You heard it here first.

sananeko
04-24-2011, 12:51 PM
oOOOOOHHH how about..

Bacon.


yep. You heard it here first.
But everyone loves bacon..

LaceyLuv304
04-24-2011, 01:36 PM
thats so funny. who would do that lol

mediocrity
04-26-2011, 02:07 AM
I worked with an Azazel in New Orleans. Very Wednesday Addams looking and she had a staph infection on her ass cheek. There was Pantera in Austin (who was actually ridiculously awesome), and Novocaine in LV. I think I already mentioned the crazy ones in ATL. OH! And this old, skinny crackhead looking chick named Cherry Pie in FL.

Fuck, I will never forget Cherry Pie.

noelle
04-27-2011, 03:17 PM
I always thought the funniest name of a girl I ever personally worked with was:

Madrigal

I hope she's not on here to see this because she was really sweet, but god, what a name.

tempest666
04-27-2011, 04:05 PM
There was Pantera in Austin (who was actually ridiculously awesome),.


Did she have long red hair...succbi tattoo on her right arm, small tits but obscenely good on the pole? I worked with a Pantera years ago..

AngelCummings
04-28-2011, 05:05 AM
I hate the Mochas and Chocolates too. I once knew a dancer that called herself "white chocolate"...wtf is that? There is a girl calling herself "Piracy" which I think is absurd. Not too fond of the names Secret, or Memory, both girls that I work with.


:rotfl:

tempest666
04-30-2011, 03:45 AM
Jessica Rabbit, Priceless, Night Ryder, Lil bits, Malicious, Chocolate Chip, Pony, Sweetness, Bow Flex,
I swear I am NOT making these names up, these are off the roster in a club in Philly!!!!! I'm like WTF?????????????????????

tempest666
04-30-2011, 03:51 AM
Malicious is kinda iffy.....I'd rock it if I hadn't been Tempest for so long -_-

noelle
04-30-2011, 09:44 AM
Bow Flex? lollllllll

kellyallstar
04-30-2011, 09:58 AM
bam bam.

Usagi
05-01-2011, 07:21 PM
Bow Flex? lollllllll

I would love to see Nordic Trac.

J.D.
05-02-2011, 07:55 PM
I will always remember Earth Child

Athena513
05-03-2011, 10:58 AM
we used to have this asian girl who's name was sweet and sour; which may have been more just funny/ironic than bad.

a while ago when i first started dancing my guy friends all came up with a name for me: "Desirah" was what they decided was best...............really?? didn't end up using that, haha!!::)

Mindy Bares All
05-03-2011, 01:15 PM
It's hysterical the names that your OTC friends will come up with.

Like last night, my mom was on a dating website and saw a good looking woman her age-- competition-- and her name was like "RazzamaTazzTazz." My mom turned to me and goes "That's like a stripper name, right?"

No, mom. No.

That's your homework assignment-- ask your friend who have nothing to do with strip clubs what a stripper name is. The answers will make you cry.

Tziporah
05-04-2011, 04:27 AM
Worst I've heard was Infamous.

Natalllia
05-08-2011, 03:44 PM
My SO keeps telling me I should dance under the name "Chesty McBoob".

I do have pretty big natural boobs, which is how I typically make my $$. I'm kind of tempted to have the DJ introduce me that way once in a while for fun.

noelle
05-09-2011, 05:03 PM
Haha. That reminds me of the stage name my friends came up with for me when I first started dancing... Boobs McJew. :D

Usagi
05-11-2011, 09:40 PM
I would want my stripper name to be:

"Santanico Pandemodium"

tempest666
06-01-2011, 01:53 AM
I'm really hoping that I'm going deaf from too many metal concerts....tonight was probably one of the worst that I may have heard...."Trickin"

And spotted on a review for Set it off 'bootylicious" ::)

tempest666
06-03-2011, 12:54 AM
Ariat, (could be mistaken for Harriet) Patience, Agave, Preya

:rotfl: jajajajajajajajajajajajajjajajajajajajajajajajajaj ajaja

tempest666
06-03-2011, 12:56 AM
This thread will never die...

Anyway, I have three names that I've been debating over:

-Calypso (she was a siren who seduced Homer in The Odyssey)

-Anastasia (my mother wanted to name me this so bad, but no one else would let her)

-Ariat (pronounced air-ee-ought. it is a popular, well-made brand of riding apparel and since I love to ride horses I think it would be appropriate. also, horse-back riding is very common in my area)

Any thoughts?

Other names that aren't for me but some of you may consider are Athena, Layla, Virginia, Tantra, Chevelle, Aurora, Agave (uh-ga-vay, plant producing a sweet nectar for an alternative to sugar), Vivian, and Preya. Just some I came up with


some of these names definitely belong in this category -_-

Annastasi
06-03-2011, 11:09 AM
A girl I worked with the other night was going on about how she wanted to change her stage name to "Velveeta". The DJ was there and ran with it, introducing her as "Vellllllveeta! You provide the cheddar, she'll bring the cream!"

Hahaha I died. I love my coworkers.

sexybreezy
06-06-2011, 12:14 PM
ok how bout "APOLONIA" the girl is samoan like 170 lbs I feel embarrassed for her watching her on stage.

bucket
06-12-2011, 12:30 AM
Girls named after a state.
Alabama, Jersey or something....

Addison
06-12-2011, 09:46 AM
I don't know if this is the best stage name or the worst, I can't decide ... but I stopped for a minute to chill at a local hole in the wall and there was a dancer there name SOOKIE. Like, "Aww.. sookie sookie now!!" (You southerners know what I'm talking about)

jakey542
06-13-2011, 07:00 AM
candy ha

BIGJosh
06-24-2011, 12:28 AM
Heard a few recently:

Jaguar
Teeny
Cookie Monster
Shy
Dulce
Deuce
Donatella

WTF?

Mindy Bares All
06-29-2011, 05:07 PM
Heard a few recently:

Jaguar
Teeny
Cookie Monster
Shy
Dulce
Deuce
Donatella

WTF?


Must have been a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fan. :D

Mindy Bares All
06-29-2011, 05:08 PM
I don't know if this is the best stage name or the worst, I can't decide ... but I stopped for a minute to chill at a local hole in the wall and there was a dancer there name SOOKIE. Like, "Aww.. sookie sookie now!!" (You southerners know what I'm talking about)


Haha. Must have been a True Blood fan. :D

Addison
07-01-2011, 08:13 AM
Haha. Must have been a True Blood fan. :D

That's what the friend I was with said. I'd asked another dancer what the girl's name was (she was cute and I wanted to talk to her) and she was like, "Sookie - like Aw, sookie sookie now!" I said...oh, okay.

Addison
07-01-2011, 08:16 AM
I came across two super hot girls hustling as a tag team - one named Cherry and one named Kiwi. I'd never come across a Kiwi before...

AngelCummings
07-02-2011, 08:45 AM
Haha. That reminds me of the stage name my friends came up with for me when I first started dancing... Boobs McJew. :D

lmao!! that's so random haha

twigs
07-02-2011, 09:06 AM
OHHH! This gives me an idea for a youtube vid. like the 50 ghetto names video, do a 50 stripper/porn star names. I see some good ones on here.

DollyStrips
07-05-2011, 06:25 AM
Hazel
Raffael (wtf)
Candy
Bambi
Dakota
Bunni
Paris
Fluffy

and the WORST

KANGAROO. yes a girl in Sydney...kanga-fuckin-roo

twigs
07-05-2011, 03:07 PM
jenny Talia,.. that one is pretty bad

OmegaWest
07-06-2011, 08:52 AM
some car names arent bad unless they come and say their name is lexus when they are more of a vw bus

Katrina312
07-07-2011, 12:17 PM
some car names arent bad unless they come and say their name is lexus when they are more of a vw bus

LOL! My friends stage name is "Porsche" and she introduced herself and the guy replies "Looks like a brokedown Pinto to me". I was so drunk and I couldn't stop laughing.;D But, I felt bad and embarassed for her afterwards:-[

Brandi_Lynn
07-07-2011, 12:26 PM
I don't know if this is the best stage name or the worst, I can't decide ... but I stopped for a minute to chill at a local hole in the wall and there was a dancer there name SOOKIE. Like, "Aww.. sookie sookie now!!" (You southerners know what I'm talking about)

I like Suki/Sookie. But then, I'm also a true blood fan. And I luved the Witches of Eastwick, too :-[

Brandi_Lynn
07-07-2011, 12:41 PM
We have a thread similar to this in a group in SG. One of the girls was saying how she stumbled across a girl named Franchise. Wtf???:O

Brandi_Lynn
07-07-2011, 12:42 PM
Used to dance w/ a girl named Majesty. Big head much??

Usagi
07-08-2011, 11:45 AM
At a club I frequent, there's a pretty hot glasses-wearing dancer (I get turned out by women in glasses, BTW). I keep on forgetting her name. Another dancer told me her name, but I keep on called her "Furry." I know the name begins with a "F" and I think it is Frenzy, but in my mind, she's Furry. Imagine if her stage name was actually Furry! BTW, she wasn't too furry...the only hair on her was on her head! :)

Marleysade
07-08-2011, 08:09 PM
food names are the worst!!: peaches, cherry,cupcake....I once knew a sparkle!