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aqua
07-09-2011, 01:46 AM
"Levitra"... it's a medication for erectile dysfunction. Etymologically makes sense, but still ridiculous.

kthnx
07-09-2011, 04:53 AM
Anything with "eyes" in it: angel eyes, cat eyes, etc. LAME!!!

Stupid generic affectionate names: cutie, honey, sweetie, sweetheart, snookums, baby girl

Cheap "soccer mom" car names: sentra, tempo, corolla, camry, caravan, caprice, etc

Names that are way too bland and girl next door: Kristen, Julie, Carly, Harriet

Djoser
07-09-2011, 06:33 AM
some car names arent bad unless they come and say their name is lexus when they are more of a vw bus

I'm trying to remember where else I posted this, but sometimes the worst names are the ones that just don't fit. Heaven, Angel, etc., and they are hideous pigs with no grace or rhythm whatsoever. I've worked with a few 'Angels' that made the name work, and a few that made me cringe.

Some of these names don't seem so bad to me, but when you've seen so many of them, you tend to get jaded about it. "Juicy' did throw me for a little loop though.

Brandi_Lynn
07-09-2011, 07:27 AM
food names are the worst!!: peaches, cherry,cupcake....I once knew a sparkle!


I worked w/ a Sparkle once a few years back down in NOLA. The really fuckin funny thing was, is that it was her real name! Man, you know your mother pretty much planned your future for you if she named a a stage name sat a birth. Oi! ::)

Mindy Bares All
07-10-2011, 01:51 PM
I'm trying to remember where else I posted this, but sometimes the worst names are the ones that just don't fit. Heaven, Angel, etc.,


I worked w/ a Sparkle once a few years back down in NOLA. The really fuckin funny thing was, is that it was her real name! Man, you know your mother pretty much planned your future for you if she named a a stage name sat a birth. Oi! ::)

I know a girl whose real name is Heaven. She's a sweetie. Sort of reminds me of Sookie Stackhouse. lol

J.D.
07-10-2011, 06:34 PM
I know a Sparkle that works in Dallas/NOLA. If I ever see that bitch again Imma punch her in the face.

Brandi_Lynn
07-11-2011, 10:29 AM
I know a Sparkle that works in Dallas/NOLA. If I ever see that bitch again Imma punch her in the face.

Ooo, Uh oh! :O Glad, I'm not her, then. Lol. But seriously, it might be the same girl we're talking about if she worked at Rick's in NOLA. ?

tempest666
07-15-2011, 02:47 PM
Peanut, horizon, cateyes, allusion, O (thats what the listing said),


More submissions from the burbs

Flickdreams
07-29-2011, 04:24 AM
Tempest wins....Peanut?! although Kangaroo and Boobs McJew are honourable mentions.

Midori
Naughty

Natalllia
08-08-2011, 08:47 AM
Myra.

I really liked this girl, but that name just sounds so unsexy to me. (sorry to all the Myras out there).

JayATee
08-27-2011, 09:42 PM
Winner the other night... Lunestra... Like the sleep aid...

Natalllia
08-28-2011, 08:40 AM
"Levitra"... it's a medication for erectile dysfunction. Etymologically makes sense, but still ridiculous.

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!

BigHarryDick
08-28-2011, 04:27 PM
peaches,

frantic,

oldonya(SP)

Texas

thats pretty much it. I laughed so hard when the dj calls the names out.

amorescudero
09-04-2011, 08:08 PM
Shorty
Stiff
cinnamon (cute name for a pet though)
Avon
tush
pancakes

Ms.Belle
09-04-2011, 09:07 PM
Delete

Bbvsla
09-11-2011, 05:00 PM
how about ARMANI? pretty lame..

tempest666
09-13-2011, 04:06 PM
Shorty
Stiff
cinnamon (cute name for a pet though)
Avon
tush
pancakes


I can hardly wait to come back to work and see the roster:rotfl:

kitinboots
09-19-2011, 09:36 AM
I worked with a Hungarian girl who's real name was Bellatrix (pretty fucking cool in my book) who danced with the name Betty. I couldn't understand why she wanted to change it.

fantasyarchitect
09-19-2011, 10:44 AM
We had a girl audition with the name Twerk. She didn't get hired.

lokikola
09-19-2011, 05:41 PM
Girl named Creamy at my old club. She really was fuckin' nasty and I think she wasn't okay mentally (not retarded but like, emotionally unstable). She used to argue with herself in the dressing room. It was weird.

greg22
09-19-2011, 07:03 PM
For both guy and girl dances, I think, personally, that names relating do body parts like thunder legs or peck, or anything at brings attention to race like chocolate or white chocolate.

anouk.oui
09-24-2011, 05:19 AM
dont understand unsexy dude names.
we had a roberta. least sexiest of names. ever.

some new chicks:
vanity
pepper
kandeee

kitinaboots, are you sure it wasnt beatrix? [thats a common hungarian name. bellatrix is virtually nonexistant there. oh well. still cool]

Anastasia Foxx
09-24-2011, 09:10 AM
Some of the more peculiar ones I've encountered:

Slim Goodies
Caramel Delight
Anonymous
Mystery (who wore a Zorro mask every night)
Poison
Toxic
Sparkle
Raven
Justice
Liberty
Raymond (Her favorite bouncer's name)
Bubbles
Awesome

Hey! I was called Liberty when I first started dancing!

J.D.
09-24-2011, 09:17 AM
Some of the more peculiar ones I've encountered:

Slim Goodies
Caramel Delight
Anonymous
Mystery (who wore a Zorro mask every night)
Poison
Toxic
Sparkle
Raven
Justice
Liberty
Raymond (Her favorite bouncer's name)
Bubbles
Awesome

OMG. You worked at Babydolls?

lokikola
09-24-2011, 05:41 PM
Some of the more peculiar ones I've encountered:

Caramel Delight = I'm gonna assume she was black
Anonymous = stupid
Mystery (who wore a Zorro mask every night) = I laughed out loud
Sparkle = sounds pretty stripperish typical
Raven = I think thats a bad ass name
Justice = too masculine
Bubbles = PPG for life
Awesome = that's awesome!

sananeko
09-24-2011, 05:45 PM
When I hear bubbles I think of the dancer that was always in some light pink teddy thing with her hair in pigtails and pink blush on her cheeks.. I don't mind the act young thing but the way those men drooled without a dollar in hand just makes me shiver...

Anastasia Foxx
09-25-2011, 09:03 AM
OMG. You worked at Babydolls?

Nope, worked at Deja Vu New Orleans, down on Bourbon. I was called Liberty b/c I did 13 years in the Army before I started dancing. There was also a former Marine who danced there called Justice, they always put us up staggered, so Justice would be on one of the bar/stage and Liberty would be on the other. LOL

Mindy Bares All
09-26-2011, 02:29 PM
What about old-lady-ish names like Rosemary, Esther, Betsy?

Would Jane fall into that category?

J.D.
09-26-2011, 03:48 PM
I like Rosemary and Jane! I don't know about Esther.....

stripperMBA
09-26-2011, 10:55 PM
danger
gertrude

tempest666
10-03-2011, 10:42 PM
And more bad names from the city of Brotherly Love....SHEA BUTTA I am NOT making this one up!!!!

britchick85
10-10-2011, 08:11 PM
I worked with a girl who called herself 'daddy long legs',to be fare she did have long legs.Also this was in england where girls tend to use names that are actually names as opposed to random words so it seemed pretty weird!!
Personally I just use my real name Florence.Its quite unusual so most people think its a stage name anyway.Plus its easy for me to remember..lol
I have used some variations like Flora or Flo,but I stopped using Flo after some guy asked me if I had my period.
I can also remember working with a girl called 'little bit' which i thought was kinda crazy.
America is great for crazy,random names!!!!

tempest666
10-10-2011, 10:24 PM
And it just keeps getting worse -_-

STALLION
DRAMA

WTF is in the water over here? these are some of the most ridiculous names I've ever encountered in all my years dancing!

kdogg247
10-11-2011, 08:57 AM
Drama? lmao

fantasiarene
10-11-2011, 03:59 PM
Hey Tempest, is Stallion a nearly 6 foot tall black girl? I danced with a Stallion here in Arkansas a year or so ago.

Raven_
10-12-2011, 12:29 AM
Bambi and Pleasure are the worst stage name I've come across so far

tempest666
10-12-2011, 12:34 AM
Hey Tempest, is Stallion a nearly 6 foot tall black girl? I danced with a Stallion here in Arkansas a year or so ago.


I dunno this is all the way from Philly. I'll be auditioning there soon so I'll let you know;D

tempest666
10-13-2011, 11:52 PM
BUTTER- more bad stage names brought to you from Philadelphia!

Mindy Bares All
10-14-2011, 08:14 AM
BUTTER- more bad stage names brought to you from Philadelphia!

I hope I never meet her, because I truly believe I would laugh in her face. }:D

Emanuelle
10-18-2011, 03:51 AM
I always hate the designer label names, Chanel, gucci, Armani.... The worst was a girl who named herself muffin. What an idiot. I used to have a friend who said you should never name yourself anything that rhymes with penis.

Honey Rain
10-21-2011, 01:07 PM
Apparently 'Honey Rain' isn't a very good stripper name 'cause it reminds people of golden showers.

Miss_Riley
10-28-2011, 03:36 PM
My club is a haven for bad names. Katrusha, Persephony, Spyce Skittles, Ryder, Coco Innocence, Bambi.

krystal.s
10-30-2011, 10:44 AM
Sinsation
Thumbalina Divine
Charlie Murphy
Lisy Pisy
Passion
Monet Banks
Light Bright
Rhea ~ reminds me of IBS
And Jelly

All girls from 1 club

hf487
11-01-2011, 10:49 AM
Penelope....
a girl i worked with, i just thought that was so unsexy
i'd name my pet elephant that if i had one... idk

$$$YvonnE$$$
11-01-2011, 06:09 PM
There's a girl at my club who goes by 'Pickle'. I think she's also an alcoholic.

lokikola
11-01-2011, 06:52 PM
Hey WTF I use a guys name. Charlie is an awesome name!
:(

StripClubPsych
11-01-2011, 11:34 PM
My favorites...

Sexy Red (she was not, but was).

Little bit Lisa ... Only kept her around because her ride would sit at the bar and tip me $20 a shot

Black. No bullshit, new girl comes in, I ask her what her stage name is and she says "Black." Thought I was going to shit myself I was laughing so hard.

krystal.s
11-02-2011, 07:16 AM
Hey WTF I use a guys name. Charlie is an awesome name!
:(
Not when it's followed by Murphy :-\. Even in '88 Murphy wasn't a cool name.

ravenblack
11-27-2011, 10:10 PM
i knew a :
felon
kush
shorty < all from the same club lol>
i hate the over done ones like kandi ,diamond and so on

tempest666
11-28-2011, 01:48 AM
Rica
Butternut