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MiaStarr
11-28-2011, 12:04 PM
I didn't think it could get any worse than...

Menorah.

Seriously - this is the name of a dancer at my club.

:D

iDontGoPrivate
11-28-2011, 04:15 PM
Years ago, somewhere on the west coast I met:

Egyptian Lover

She was neither Egyptian nor familar with the musician /:O

glitzy
11-28-2011, 09:44 PM
Hey WTF I use a guys name. Charlie is an awesome name!
:(

hell yeah! ^_^
as one of my friends said when i was trying to pick a stage name.... "there's no such thing as an ugly girl named charlie"


from my club: Evian. Like the bottled water. wtf. But it gets worse: some people pronounce it Ayyy--vian and then all I can think is bird flu.

sexyscarlet
11-28-2011, 09:51 PM
No offense if any girls have this name but for some reason I really hate the stage name Princess.

MiaStarr
12-05-2011, 08:10 PM
*drum roll*

Malaysia.

I tell no lies. Last night a new girl bounces into the DR and introduced herself as a country.

:D

tempest666
12-05-2011, 08:25 PM
Treasure

tempest666
12-06-2011, 04:43 AM
"lovely." wtf???
On those lines I've worked with a "Delicious" "Delightful" "Beautiful" and "beauty" -_-

Luna123
12-06-2011, 06:32 AM
Sinsation
Thumbalina Divine
Charlie Murphy
Lisy Pisy
Passion
Monet Banks
Light Bright
Rhea ~ reminds me of IBS
And Jelly

All girls from 1 club

haha holy shit. Charlie Murphy??
Where was this club?

_Avery_
12-06-2011, 06:57 AM
I'm currently working with a:
Felony
Glamour
Glitter

mediocrity
12-06-2011, 10:59 AM
^^ There's a girl at my husband's club called "Glimmer". I find this name entirely too stupid to tolerate.

anacol
12-06-2011, 01:46 PM
Ok, the two names I've ever gone off was Coco and Cleopatra... I want to know what people think of them?? ;D

LittleSnuglet
12-07-2011, 01:10 AM
BUTTER- more bad stage names brought to you from Philadelphia!
Maybe she really enjoys South Park. Although I believe "margarine" would be more appropriate. And there is always "mantequilla" if she wants to go the exotic foreign angle.

tempest666
12-07-2011, 01:11 AM
Maybe she really enjoys South Park. Although I believe "margarine" would be more appropriate. And there is always "mantequilla" if she wants to go the exotic foreign angle.


jajajajajajajajajajajajaja I don't put that shit in my tortillas cause it makes me fat :P

More bad names from Philly: Dutchez -_-

azaleanola
12-07-2011, 03:38 AM
*drum roll*

Malaysia.

I tell no lies. Last night a new girl bounces into the DR and introduced herself as a country.

:D

I worked with a Malaysia, too! Not even someone actually from there trying to play up her "exotic-ness," either. An American white girl who named herself Malaysia.

ivygirl
12-07-2011, 09:47 AM
Club I worked at in backwoods, i was the only one with a full set of teeth Georgia had these winners -
Jelly Rollz -- she was over weight and could make her stomach roll.
Princess - a meth addict with 2 missing front teeth, frazzled hair, and those fluffy hair ties that britney spears wears in the 'baby one more time' video. And I've always hated the name Princess.
Foxy CoCo - She had to class it up a bit by spelling the CoCo just so

mia_fey
12-07-2011, 07:02 PM
Precious
Candy Cane
Honey Dip
Bubble Gum
Sway
Slice (Nice girl, horrible name)
Wavern
Audi
Tatercakes (My friend introduced herself as this on a dare lol)
Nipples (The name I introduced as myself on a dare)

TurboHips
12-15-2011, 08:45 AM
I've worked alongside a:

Innocence (that she was not)
Unique (one of my best work friends dances by this name)

there might be more, but they don't come to mind right now

femmefatale88
12-15-2011, 10:55 PM
Barbie - is the worst name ever! unless you are a truly a barbie.

TurboHips
12-16-2011, 07:21 AM
Barbie - is the worst name ever! unless you are a truly a barbie.

a girl at my club dances by that name....and she's pretty ghetto. Like, hoodrat ghetto

tempest666
12-19-2011, 03:56 AM
Danger-apparently quite appropriate since said dancer is allegedly over 200llbs

Addison
12-19-2011, 08:34 AM
a girl at my club dances by that name....and she's pretty ghetto. Like, hoodrat ghetto

The hood is full of "barbies" now. We can all thank Nicki Minaj.

People have always called me or described me as a barbie, and I kinda liked it before. Now, it just makes me cringe. I was on stage and this guy came up to tip me and after I introduced myself, he said that I should change my stagename to "Barbie." I cried inside.

MakinLuv2Nikki
12-21-2011, 09:39 PM
I'm not fond of the "object" names like strawberry, chocolate (ugh), bentley or the adjective ones. There's a girl named Emaculate at my club... *rolling my eyes*.

Doc Holliday
12-22-2011, 01:40 AM
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tempest666
12-22-2011, 03:55 AM
Milk....I'm not kidding.

anouk.oui
12-22-2011, 10:09 AM
i see a trend with picking both first and last names. do some dancers really make up a 'full name' to introduce themselves at to custys? that must be so confusing.
'hi im sparkie mcsparks'

how does one keep a straight face

Doc Holliday
12-22-2011, 10:12 AM
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Addison
12-22-2011, 10:17 AM
i see a trend with picking both first and last names. do some dancers really make up a 'full name' to introduce themselves at to custys? that must be so confusing.
'hi im sparkie mcsparks'

how does one keep a straight face

that must've come from porn

DesuvsDeath
12-22-2011, 06:32 PM
i see a trend with picking both first and last names.

I have a first and last stripper name. LOL
It's for FB purposes.

anouk.oui
12-22-2011, 08:04 PM
^ yeh but not to introduce when you walk up to every dude.
i had a full one that was different to my stripper name i used for competitions and modelling n shit.
but it wasnt foxxxy mcshimmy

tempest666
12-23-2011, 05:49 AM
I need a last name then...Tempest...c'mon name me lol

Doc Holliday
12-23-2011, 08:05 AM
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sananeko
12-23-2011, 12:04 PM
I need a last name then...Tempest...c'mon name me lol
Tempest night
Tempest scarlet
Mistress Tempest

I only have a last name so I can introduce myself when a guy hands me a twenty to know my full name. I never use it any other time..

TurboHips
12-26-2011, 08:20 PM
tempest storm 2.0

BiancaDances
01-08-2012, 11:36 PM
One of the new girls at my club chose Kesha.... -_-

tempest666
01-09-2012, 02:22 AM
One of the new girls at my club chose Kesha.... -_-

Oh my goddess one of those LMAO!!!! I've worked with Aaliyahs, Lil Mamas, a Shakira, Kelis, and a Lil Kim.

_Avery_
01-09-2012, 02:30 PM
Omg, a "Miss Berry" just started at my club....

tempest666
01-21-2012, 12:59 PM
"Brown suga" and no sadly this is apparently from my HOME club in Albuquerque

Aslinn
01-21-2012, 06:34 PM
Precious
Reality, like seriously wtf is sexy about reality?? Your in a strip club for Gods Sake!
Pink
Kennedy, which isn't bad in its self I suppose but she danced to a techno mix of Diamonds are girls best friend and Mr.president that was "her' song.

azaleanola
01-22-2012, 12:12 AM
Kashmir.

Yep, like a fucking goat. Even danced to that song that goes "I will be your beast of burden."

I know Princess Kashmir was the name of a showgirl in an early Simpsons episode, but that's no excuse!

bklynbombshell
01-23-2012, 05:09 PM
Magnesia. Nefertiti. Brittanica. Jezebel. Harlot. The last one wasn't too bad, but some girls used to get a kick out of that name.

Swagz
01-23-2012, 06:58 PM
Lady Tiger

also LOL @ Magnesia wtf

_Avery_
01-24-2012, 01:57 PM
Precious
Reality, like seriously wtf is sexy about reality?? Your in a strip club for Gods Sake!
Pink
Kennedy, which isn't bad in its self I suppose but she danced to a techno mix of Diamonds are girls best friend and Mr.president that was "her' song.


I wanna murder this Precious I use to work with.
I hate that bitch. >:(

JayATee
01-24-2012, 02:14 PM
Novacane... That gets a Mayor West what from me! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzsXtGO4Gkw)

kaiarose
01-24-2012, 02:16 PM
Melina... terrible, terrible name :P

sleazyrunaway
01-24-2012, 02:34 PM
Karma Sutra is my least favorite name I've heard.

tempest666
01-25-2012, 01:20 AM
And more bad names from the Philadelphia suburbs.....Awesome!!! yup Awesome LMAO :rotfl:

krystal.s
01-25-2012, 07:40 AM
I'm still voting for Jelly.

Liv.
01-25-2012, 10:07 AM
freak nasty,Gin N' Tonic, dangerous 0_O , sticky, kirby, Slip 'N slide, rowdy,metro (pronounced Me-Tro) ......smh this is a sign that the world is gonna end soon ... i know it lol

bklynbombshell
02-06-2012, 06:58 AM
Lmao. I think the name Sticky takes the cake.

Liv.
02-06-2012, 11:15 AM
oh and a trio called B,P & J yes peanut ,butter, and jelly