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GlitterBexie
02-06-2012, 09:05 PM
oh and a trio called B,P & J yes peanut ,butter, and jelly

If, and only if that was a trio of identical triplet strippers would that be amazing lol, Hi im Peanut, this is Butter and our sister Jelly, Fancy a 3way? haha

Liv.
02-07-2012, 12:06 PM
If, and only if that was a trio of identical triplet strippers would that be amazing lol, Hi im Peanut, this is Butter and our sister Jelly, Fancy a 3way? haha

lol that would be amazing LOL...but no ,one was short (peanut) one was light-skin complexion (butter) and jelly ...welll lol u get the point LOL

tempest666
02-10-2012, 08:35 AM
More bad names from the Philly 'burbs: Ms Sexy. A dollar store Nikki Minaj wannabe who talks to herself and leaves her synthetic hairs ALL over the place.

4urpleasure
02-12-2012, 06:37 PM
I don't like names that sound like "pastrami"--like, Mianni. I also don't like names that remind me of really foody foods or fishing bait--like Mila reminds me of mealworms. Jasmine reminds me of basmati rice. I know, I'm a pretty unusual person. I used to give pain colors, like, "My stomach hurts like purple." Or I would think that certain people looked like certain things--example, my dad looks like swimming pool water. Sorry for straying off topic.

Interesting, have you ever heard of synesthesia? I think you may have it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synesthesia

missykrissy
02-23-2012, 04:19 AM
2 girls who used to dance together named Cookie and Cream.
Felony.
Memory.
Top Shelf.

I'm forgetting a few dozen.

eta:
Dimples
Gorgeous
Poison
and the weirdest one so far imo, Alotta.
Also a girl named Caprice, after the car. That was a new one. She drunkenly yelled at the dj one night when he called her "Capri" like it was sooo personal.

GlitterBexie
02-23-2012, 07:05 AM
Sadly, i know i child (several) in real life called Caprice,

but then i also know ones called
Tiger,
Peaches,
Honey,
Blossom,
Miracle (her father had had a vasectomy and then she was born, more likely her mother was screwing the milkman)
set of twins called Bless and Bliss,
Precocious (coco for short) ,
Raven,
Paris,
Princess,
Diesel and brother Levi (i dont think his mother realised she had named her children after brands of jeans)
I know a kid called Neo (after the bloke in the matrix)
A Merceses and a Porche (pronounced Porshah)
and one called Bambi.

I could have stripper names for the rest of my life just from the children at the school i used to work in.
Also and more recently a Sean Kingston *last name*

(OH and my personal favourite...Romy-Ann-Michelle *last name*....you know after that film, Romy and Michelle's school Reunion. That is literally what her mother said to me.)

I think some are pretty but there a few of the girls who will defiently not have to choose a stripper name when they do eventually go into the buisness cause they already have one.

Sabbatha
02-23-2012, 07:25 AM
Bad Whiskey...I wish I was lying. But no really.
Also I hate any names like Ebony, or Chocolate. We can see that you are Black. It's like stating the obvious.
(I am Black btw, but this is just how I feel.

missykrissy
02-23-2012, 05:55 PM
OMG @ the kid named Miracle story.
Yikes.

GlitterBexie
02-23-2012, 06:43 PM
^^^it was a BIT worrying, the mother had 6 kids, 3 of them had a bonk eye (one eye looking at you, one eye looking at their own nose, i dont know what the equivalent would be called in the US, with blonde hair and blue eyes) including little Miracle. Neither Mum nor Dad had this affliction (who were both dark haired etc) and we all presumed it must run somewhere in the family (i knew the Grandma, she had kids in the same class as Miracle but the less said about that the better, Mum's two sisters etc)...then Mum showed up with Uncle Eddy, Dad's friend...who had blonde hair...and blue bonk eyes...maybe not so much of a miracle? lol

tempest666
02-25-2012, 06:47 AM
One I saw can't remember where "bedroom eyes" and "thunder" LMAO

Bennu
02-25-2012, 10:24 AM
Melina... terrible, terrible name :P

Isn't / wasn't that? :thinking:

missykrissy
02-26-2012, 02:49 AM
aaahhhh two new ones...
Persuasion.
Blue Jeans.

(swear not making these up)

Sabbatha
02-26-2012, 09:13 AM
aaahhhh two new ones...
Persuasion.
Blue Jeans.

(swear not making these up)

Blue Jeans? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

missykrissy
02-26-2012, 01:57 PM
I swear I heard it with my own 2 ears.
I shoulda said, I'm not making this up... but someone is, the girls with these nutty names!!!

firemaiden04
03-04-2012, 09:01 AM
Jelly.

ArmySGT.
03-04-2012, 02:50 PM
had a bonk eye A lazy eye.

Unless your watching "Fievel goes West". Then it is known as THE Layyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eye.

tempest666
03-11-2012, 01:26 AM
And even MORE bad names from the greater Philadelphia area: Palmer and Brownie :rotfl: and Danger

GlitterBexie
03-19-2012, 08:49 PM
I dance using Anna but have been getting a lot of "is that your real name? It sounds too real to be a real name"

So i decided, whenever a customer asked me if it was my real name id say

"Well actually, my real name is Andromeda, but i thought that was a bit of a mouthful, so i use Anna, yeah, my parents were into astronomy when i was conceived"

Which is complete and utter bullshit, but it shuts 'em up. But Andromeda, thats gotta be a pretty bad stage name, even if its a pretend real name.

tempest666
04-03-2012, 06:34 PM
Minnie LMAO...at least wear polka dots. Bitch has purple hair and was dancing to some bizarre techno remix of Bizet's carmen.

lestat1
04-03-2012, 08:05 PM
I dance using Anna but have been getting a lot of "is that your real name? It sounds too real to be a real name"

So i decided, whenever a customer asked me if it was my real name id say

"Well actually, my real name is Andromeda, but i thought that was a bit of a mouthful, so i use Anna, yeah, my parents were into astronomy when i was conceived"

Which is complete and utter bullshit, but it shuts 'em up. But Andromeda, thats gotta be a pretty bad stage name, even if its a pretend real name.

And when you struggle with a heavy object, people can say: "Look at that Andromeda strain."

JayATee
04-04-2012, 03:40 AM
Motivation.

socialreject
04-04-2012, 05:38 AM
Motivation.

....LOL

CurvySweet
04-04-2012, 05:47 AM
Think there was a porn* named Obsession. All I could of was obsession for men aftershave.

thuggoe
04-04-2012, 10:31 AM
i've heard felony

msmochaxx
04-13-2012, 01:55 PM
ohhh my stage name is bad lol I wasnt planning on marketing it tho i didnt realize how important it was when i signed up for my 1st cam site

PanteraATX
04-13-2012, 04:20 PM
There is a girl at my club named EZ.

I swear management just let her have it because it was so ridiculous. I mean, what do you say to that?

_natasha
04-13-2012, 04:24 PM
I haven't heard too many bad names... I did recently hear 'Heaven' which I thought was tacky as hell.

Su Su
04-13-2012, 06:03 PM
I think I mentioned "Poem" before. How is that sexy? Is her specialty belting out Jane Austen lines?
And Lucky. I'm sorry to anyone has got that name, it sounds like a dog's name.

melb_oz_n00b
04-16-2012, 05:05 AM
Hoochie. I hoped it was Gucci and I-d heard wrong, but nope.

Su Su
04-16-2012, 10:12 PM
Lol @ hoochie!!

Let_It_Fly
04-17-2012, 05:20 AM
Would "Ms/Mistress Vagic" qualify....

A friend called me told of this exotic looking dancer with this name.

Maybe she's some sort of "vagician"...

Flickdreams
04-17-2012, 05:31 AM
Would "Ms/Mistress Vagic" qualify....

A friend called me told of this exotic looking dancer with this name.

Maybe she's some sort of "vagician"...


That is just magic bwa ha ha

zola
04-18-2012, 11:08 PM
coconut. Because she was brown (mexican) on the outside and white on the inside. I just found the entire concept really offensive towards latinos and I'm white!!
Plus I mean, I'm sorry but when you're screaming at a customer in spanish you don't come off as white on the inside anyways.

Deborah. This girl was a really sweet girl from somewhere in south america. She was gorgeous and could have played up being exotic. (she was a horrible dnacer and hustler though, maybe she's gotten better) I guess debby is cute, but Deborah!?

tempest666
04-23-2012, 07:54 PM
More bad names from my neck of the woods (WTF is in the water here?????) Tweet, Hellvette, Lovlii (actual spelling), Merlot, nina love :rotfl:

JayATee
04-24-2012, 07:06 AM
Motivation

PinkMinx
04-24-2012, 08:01 PM
"Aine", only she pronounced it Ane (rhyming with lane). Aine is an Irish name for a goddess and is supposed to be pronounced ON-YA which would have been much nicer. She had the spelling correct (I saw it on the dance list) and I could see what she was going for, but her version sounded too close to anus.

missykrissy
04-25-2012, 07:22 PM
The other week I saw a "Samara" audition.
Not only did she name herself after the little girl from the ring... but she kept doing all these awkward 'leg behind her head' poses that were reminiscent of Samara creepily crawling out of the well.

BECAUSE THAT'S HOT. ::)

omfg!
I can't believe this is a real thing that really happened. awesome. beyond awesome.

Djoser
04-26-2012, 02:34 AM
coconut. Because she was brown (mexican) on the outside and white on the inside. I just found the entire concept really offensive towards latinos and I'm white!!
Plus I mean, I'm sorry but when you're screaming at a customer in spanish you don't come off as white on the inside anyways.

Deborah. This girl was a really sweet girl from somewhere in south america. She was gorgeous and could have played up being exotic. (she was a horrible dnacer and hustler though, maybe she's gotten better) I guess debby is cute, but Deborah!?

I've heard worse, and it sounds like Delilah which is one of the best names ever if it's the right girl. But not as good. It means honey bee though.

Speaking of names, is Zola a reference to Emile Zola, author of Nana?

NotPepper
04-29-2012, 12:37 AM
Lil' Bits

*Facepalm*

NotPepper
04-29-2012, 12:40 AM
I think I mentioned "Poem" before. How is that sexy? Is her specialty belting out Jane Austen lines?
And Lucky. I'm sorry to anyone has got that name, it sounds like a dog's name.

I know a "Story"...

luscious sadie
04-29-2012, 12:45 AM
I think that Tip Drill is pretty awful

Brandi_Lynn
04-29-2012, 12:25 PM
Minnie LMAO...at least wear polka dots. Bitch has purple hair and was dancing to some bizarre techno remix of Bizet's carmen.uall

Actually, I used to dance w/ a Minni for awhile, too. But it really seemed to suit her cuz she really was an incredibly tiny lil thing. Kind of like a miniature dancer! Lol

Flickdreams
04-29-2012, 10:08 PM
Minsky Malone

CuriousLatina
04-30-2012, 02:04 PM
Eeewwwww, I just had flashbacks....I was asking myself, what stage names bother me and think I just found the answer to my questions. LOL! I remember this girl called herself Juicey Flo'.... What was that? She was pretty and sweet. But the name??


names to due with fluid..
Nectar and Juicy...ew
and I actually dance with a girl now named
"Wa".....
yes her name is "WA" ...what the hell is that??

glitzy
04-30-2012, 05:05 PM
Jeri. It sounds like a real estate agent to me and also reminds me of Strangers With Candy. lol Plus the girl is like a 5 ft tall Asian girl, just does not fit.

charlie61
04-30-2012, 05:15 PM
Eeewwwww, I just had flashbacks....I was asking myself, what stage names bother me and think I just found the answer to my questions. LOL! I remember this girl called herself Juicey Flo'.... What was that? She was pretty and sweet. But the name??

Ew. :ill:

That's a bit graphic.

Djoser
04-30-2012, 11:16 PM
^^^ Yeah one of my least favorite girls of all time was named 'Cream' or 'Kreme' I think she spelled it.

I may have mentioned her before 42 pages ago in this thread, I know I mentioned the 'Juicy' I had to work with (thank god she left after the first night, if only they all would with names like that).

I was already disgusted with her (Kreme) because she constantly asked for slow whiny R & B on a busy saturday night and then all she would do is lay there on the stage like a beached whale and alternately twitch one enormous, quivering butt cheek, then another, for the entire song. It didn't matter what I played she just lay there doing that. Then she'd whine she didn't make any money and couldn't tip at the end of every night, or maybe 5 fucking bucks. Later I found out she was sucking dick like a Hoover vacuum cleaner in private and regularly left with hundreds of dollars. As for me, I'd rather put my dick in a canteloupe than get it anywhere near this nasty, disgusting bitch--but hey some guys just don't care where it goes I guess.

But then I found out, after working with her for more than a year. She told me proudly that her name was because her pussy was always Kremey or whatthehellever. Where's a vomit smiley when you need one?

Kessler
05-01-2012, 12:54 AM
Top Model.

And I thought I had heard them all...

tempest666
05-01-2012, 01:56 AM
"Tattoo" LMAO WTF is up with this town????

Djoser
05-01-2012, 02:25 AM
^^^You must be in Florida...