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markleymark
05-24-2013, 07:24 AM
one club i went to a dancers name was "Miss Pussy"

ToeOfTheCamel
05-30-2013, 02:47 PM
^haaaaaaa!
One new girl came to audition a while ago and announced that her name was Milania Dulce. Wudda mouthful! She'd never danced before.....And they made her pick an easier name.

AvaAnais
06-07-2013, 09:16 PM
there's a karma at my club. idk why but it annoys me. is she calling herself a bitch? lol

JordynBliss
06-08-2013, 03:22 AM
We have a Karma...or had. I think she quit :( But she really did live up to the name. Customers would ask if she was a bitch and she'd say hell yea. She was prickly on the outside but she was a really sweetie.

Addison
06-10-2013, 03:21 PM
Exotica.. and she wasn't even owning it, she seemed really embarrassed when she introduced herself.

Joanna_Kaary
06-10-2013, 08:56 PM
They were doing 'shout out your favorite stripper' on the local radio a while back and some guy shouted out "contagious." I just kept imagining some girl going up to tables saying "hi, I'm contagious" during cold and flu season lol. But I've gotta agree with Jordyn about not liking the name XTC. Or Molly, Mary Jane, etc. Not cute. I think some girls should just go ahead and call themselves Heroin and Crack Rock, stop frontin like they're a recreational drug.

tempest666
06-12-2013, 04:19 AM
More bad names from Filthadelphia: "Fatal Fox" lmao

G0rette
06-18-2013, 11:58 PM
I've heard of a:
-Turkish Delight
-Dior Tresor
-T Rex

:-X

Joanna_Kaary
06-19-2013, 08:31 PM
I would get a dance from a T Rex, but I'd get a champagne room from a Pterodactyl.

charlie61
06-19-2013, 09:25 PM
^Preach, my sistah.

Noelle_Noir
06-24-2013, 03:17 PM
My first stage name I picked out was...Mirrha. Like mirrha mirrha on the wall,I know! Lame!

Noelle_Noir
06-24-2013, 03:17 PM
More bad names from Filthadelphia: "Fatal Fox" lmao

Did she have rabies? lol

StudioB
07-10-2013, 06:52 PM
We had an Allegra (the medicine for allergies)



LMAO!

Deaddolly
07-24-2013, 06:29 PM
Lil' Pound Cake

34432

tempest666
07-30-2013, 10:40 PM
Seems like shooting yourself in the foot to name yourself after such an icon (even if you're gorgeous, why would you want the pressure of that legacy?). I've certainly never come across a "Dita"...

I have....she's actually pretty damn hot. (For bogarting a celeb's name hot anyways.) She does have the decency to be a reasonable knockoff of Dita von Teese.

DonaDiabla
07-31-2013, 05:43 PM
Worst names I ever heard for strippers and these chicks only worked for a little while:

Candy Lane
Cobra
Careless Whisper
Razor
Lil Debbie
Blowpop
Silky Satin
Pole Tricks

DonaDiabla
07-31-2013, 05:44 PM
Lil' Pound Cake

34432

Just as bad as Lil Debbie.

tempest666
08-05-2013, 02:23 AM
More bad names from Killadelphia: Snickers :rotfl:

Flickdreams
08-05-2013, 02:32 AM
Careless Whisper?

as in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ

Clueless whisper more like.

Flickdreams
08-05-2013, 02:33 AM
Careless Whisper?

as in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ

Clueless whisper more like.

Flickdreams
08-05-2013, 02:34 AM
Sorry bout DP but fucks sake with the loading issues!

Pretty Little A
08-05-2013, 07:49 PM
Many many years ago when I was dancing for 2 whole days I let a girl from the club I started at convince me to go with her and work at a club she used to work at. She takes me to the divest, scariest place on earth. I walk in and in the 3 minutes I stayed out of pure fascination, I saw a girl working with one arm....stage name....Stumpy. I swear this is a true story.

Flickdreams
08-06-2013, 06:14 AM
^ That's owning it!

BlasianBytch
08-27-2013, 10:13 AM
GoGo Cumfuckme

-__-

tempest666
08-31-2013, 06:46 AM
In light of recent events...Miley.

tempest666
11-16-2013, 09:32 PM
More bad names from Filthadelphia: *drumroll please* "Bashful" and "Laces"
:rotfl:

Djoser
01-01-2014, 12:58 PM
Girls with fucking ghetto names tend to act fucking ghetto--surprise surprise! They will also almost invariably stiff the staff (waitresses, bartenders, bouncers, DJs) for tips, while screaming from stage that no one is tipping them. The irony inherent in this situation inevitably fails to sink through their 2 inch thick skulls.

'Juicy' is but one example of this new wave of mental retardation sweeping modern clubs.

To clarify, I am not referring to race when I use the term 'ghetto'. 'Juicy' is a white girl. This utter lack of class or style transcends racial boundaries.

michele11
01-01-2014, 04:19 PM
^ Margaret! Lol.

Kaylak
03-07-2014, 04:11 PM
Quote from Ghostbusters I <3

Kaylak
03-07-2014, 04:31 PM
Ooops. Thread author Silverback's quote:

"He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

Is a quote from Ghostbusters I.

Worst Name: New Jersey. Ties last place with Rhode Island. Not sure why some state names are great and others are horrific.

Kaylak
03-07-2014, 04:33 PM
Ooops. Thread author Silverback's quote:


"He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"


Is a quote from Ghostbusters I.


Worst Name: New Jersey. Ties last place with Rhode Island. Not sure why some state names are great and others are horrific.

tempest666
03-07-2014, 05:38 PM
Nola.com
China Doll (she was black)
Darling

Queenbee
03-07-2014, 05:49 PM
'lady v' - she had a totally unshaved hairy bush....and 'lolita'..as in the 12 yr old 'vixen from the nnovel/movie..only this dancer was the oldest in the club. like 30's big girl, alwats wore the same old dress and old shoes. she got called lolly for short. crazy thing is, she made BANK! shows you what a good attitude'll do for you.

krystal.s
03-12-2014, 12:24 PM
Names that could be a My Little Pony or Carebear
Starfire
Prancer
Luvs
Pretty

krystal.s
03-12-2014, 12:25 PM
I almost forgot this one
LADY
?!?!?!?

Selina M
03-12-2014, 12:48 PM
^^ hahaha, reminds me of the janitors gf in Scrubs... "Her name really is Lady?!"

Butterfly. Makes me laugh for some reason.
Brown Sugar.

krystal.s
03-12-2014, 01:04 PM
Well her stage name was Lady. And she really was a tramp.

FasaCorp
03-15-2014, 01:16 PM
"Six"

I asked her what happened to the first five. She gave me a smile and laughed.

YourHollyJade
03-15-2014, 02:55 PM
I was at a local club last night and I heard two girls talking as they walked by. The words "...change it to Jizz Frizz" were heard. I swear to god. Lol

Kaylak
03-16-2014, 01:20 AM
"Six"

I asked her what happened to the first five. She gave me a smile and laughed.



Six is one of the Cylons from Battlestar Galactica -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_Six_(Battlestar_Galactica)


Maybe I should change my name from kayla Kay to G.G. the Geek Girl

Liv.
03-16-2014, 09:17 AM
Nola.com
China Doll (she was black)
Darling

Lol these names sound like specific Philly club lol

Radius
03-16-2014, 09:28 AM
Hot Sushi

Some years back, Jim Mitchell (that Jim Mitchell) saw a particularly sexy Eurasian girl get off stage, and as she walked by, he remarked, "That's some hot sushi right there!". She joked back that she should make that her stage name. He evidently didn't get that it was a joke, and for the next 6+ months her name showed up on the schedule as Hot Sushi and the DJs only announced her as Hot Sushi. She never used it herself, sticking with her old stage name, but it was an embarrassing "joke". I'm not sure I can imagine anything more off-putting than hot sushi in the strip club :)

melb_oz_n00b
03-18-2014, 03:05 PM
Ew, when I hear 'Hot Sushi' I think of food poisoning.

The Boob
03-18-2014, 05:51 PM
Peanut, horizon

Hey, take out the comma and you've got Peanut Horizon.

Boobs McJew has got to be up there with the best of the worst.

Also Optimus Prime made me stop reading for a couple minutes. I'd like to meet her.


Heaven..... Glimmer

These are okay! Glimmer is at least a 75 cent word! It sounds like a fey creature, upper crust somehow.

Thanks all for sharing the joy.

tempest666
03-18-2014, 05:54 PM
Lol these names sound like specific Philly club lol

No lol swear to the gods this was when I was at the DJV.

EbonyEyes
03-20-2014, 11:52 AM
Wetwet

seriously (._.) the entire club busted out in laughter lmao

Veela
04-08-2014, 03:29 PM
Cucharada, it means spoonful in spanish and i think she was a heroin junkie
Pinky badazz, she was very pretty and no drama actually
Tucci, just nonsense to me

I used Bikini Kill for a night as a joke and cuz I liked the band. I also used Dolores for a few nights which means pains in spanish.

Veela
04-08-2014, 03:30 PM
Cucharada, it means spoonful in spanish and i think she was a heroin junkie
Pinky badazz, she was very pretty and no drama actually
Tucci, just nonsense to me

I used Bikini Kill for a night as a joke and cuz I liked the band. I also used Dolores for a few nights which means pains in spanish.

lestat1
04-08-2014, 06:29 PM
Pretty much any "Grandma names" such as:
Edna
Gertrude
Maude
Ethel

carolina6
04-09-2014, 06:50 AM
Ihop. Like the pancakes.
Licious. That's not a full name.
Apear. Uh-pair. Like a pair of titties? This girl has a screw loose so I'm not even sure what she was going for.
Montana and Dakota. They were from Ohio and Illinois.
Eminem.
Asia and Jade. Both were skinny white girls.
Beauty. If you have to say it...
Hollywood.