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charlie61
07-14-2015, 05:43 PM
Did I ever add 'Hoochie' ?

Some of these must be intentionally terrible. Right? I bet some extras girls use their stage names to attract customers looking for their services.

simone87
07-14-2015, 05:48 PM
Did I ever add 'Hoochie' ?

i see your hoochie and raise you a "cock tease"! :p

NakedNicole
07-14-2015, 05:53 PM
I should change my name to "Gillette" so when questioned about it I can say "Yea I'm Gillette because I'm the best a man can get. "

tempest666
07-14-2015, 07:39 PM
Satin.

Nyla19
07-15-2015, 11:02 AM
Chaos, felony, Martha, thunderbird, natural, chandeleir(real name), placenta (real name)

IfIGottaBeDamned
07-21-2015, 06:36 PM
Broccolee... Because I'm better for you than Candi.

(Yes, it's fictional, but too funny not to post. Apologies to the late Terry Pratchett. :'( )

Selina M
07-21-2015, 08:24 PM
We have both a Chaos and a Riot

Metrix is an odd one. She apparently gets pissed when people think it's Matrix

Henna93
08-30-2015, 03:13 PM
My goodness, some of these names are truly awful :'D I've heard a few ridiculous ones, but more often than not the names sound somewhat ordinary in Scotland. The ones I hate are; Gonnie (short for gonorrhea?), Geisha (being platinum blonde didn't help her), Chrystal (too common for my liking) Honey Lips and Agnes.

savannahjames
08-31-2015, 07:20 AM
Maleficent, the girl had braces and I had to have her repeat it several times because it was hard to understand in the loud club and with all the gear in her mouth.

lokikola
09-06-2015, 08:03 PM
When I was at SRLV I heard the name "Low Key" lol I get that they have a huge roster but omg some of those names were too much

Selina M
11-29-2015, 12:26 PM
We now have a group of girls that come in as a trio.... Bubbles, Babycakes, and Stephy Steph.

Salome, which is mostly hilarious because the DJs can't spell it and write "Salamay", and customers will go "What'd he say? Salamander?"

BabyWillow
11-29-2015, 10:03 PM
"Mocha", or "Chocolate".

I was righteously pissed off at a dancer called "Isis", who changed her name to Chocolate. Since she was my friend, and she tipped me well (after I learned to stop being the naive new DJ), I didn't argue too much.

But Isis is an infinitely superior name, and not just because I am an Egyptophile.

lmao. That's funny

TequiLaLa
12-03-2015, 01:23 PM
I used to know a girl that danced with the name Pink Diamond
She was form Jersey but I worked with her in Indy..fun lady to work with but jeez..lol

charlie61
12-03-2015, 04:15 PM
I used to know a girl that danced with the name Pink Diamond
She was form Jersey but I worked with her in Indy..fun lady to work with but jeez..lol

Sounds like a clit euphemism.

tempest666
12-13-2015, 04:30 PM
Maybe.
I am NOT making this up.
I got her to change her monniker after I helped her out with the Gordian knot of stripper outfits. She is now the respectable "Saigon". It's unique and a LOT less confusing.

NatilyExotic
12-27-2015, 12:56 AM
I went by the name Martha for a few weeks.

RiotGrrlTease
01-20-2016, 10:13 PM
Saran. As in Saran wrap.

She's a gorgeous, sweet girl but every time I hear it or see it written down I scratch my head a little bit. But then again, when the DJ calls her it sounds more like "Sara" said with a bit of an accent.

Rofl! She's got what ya need to wrap up your sausage!!

RiotGrrlTease
01-20-2016, 10:23 PM
When I worked there I saw a girl I knew from Atlanta. She told me her name there was 'experience' I just went silent.:O:-X

MelissaRenee
02-10-2016, 07:26 PM
Christian Charity.

As in "donate to a Christian Charity!" The list of puns the dj could do was endless.

Glamourmilf
02-10-2016, 08:12 PM
I used to know a girl that danced with the name Pink Diamond
She was form Jersey but I worked with her in Indy..fun lady to work with but jeez..lol

I really like that name. prob. cause I adore the color pink, and I LOVE Diamonds.
Side note: It also sounds like a cool name for a sc
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cantsleep
02-11-2016, 03:27 AM
Thoughts on the stage name Ms. Fortune? Ever met anyone who used that name?

SweetJulia
02-11-2016, 03:45 AM
We now have a group of girls that come in as a trio.... Bubbles, Babycakes, and Stephy Steph.

Salome, which is mostly hilarious because the DJs can't spell it and write "Salamay", and customers will go "What'd he say? Salamander?"

I read that as Salami. Christ. I've been up way too long.

SweetJulia
02-11-2016, 05:31 AM
I worked at a club with really loud-as in, long term employees had hearing damage-music. A girl used Carter for an hour but screaming it over music+her Boston? Accent=Cotter or cutter

rnbwrhiannon3
02-13-2016, 11:40 AM
What do you think of Stella?

tempest666
02-14-2016, 06:40 AM
What do you think of Stella?

Unless you have Marlon Brando screaming for you in drunken anguish it's an old lady name. But hey granny porn is an up and coming niche.

LightningJ
02-23-2016, 08:57 PM
What does everyone think of "Innocent"? This was my first dancer name ever. I thought it was clever... haha.

Tara Christine
02-23-2016, 09:05 PM
Beatrice, Dolly, Candy (so cliche), Barbie, Alabaster was the WORST, Danger, I hate states that aren't names like you can get away with Georgia, but don't name yourself Mississippi

Qadesh
04-14-2016, 08:30 PM
I've heard some awful ones, but I'd say "Sexy Stuff" and "Mama Mia" were two of the worst.

GeezLouise
04-15-2016, 11:21 AM
I saw a girl on cam with the name "NightmareNipples".
Credits for originality though.

SweetJulia
04-15-2016, 03:33 PM
@ above I worked with an Innocence before, it was at a horrible place that allowed any name. One place really sucked cuz it had three Bellas. One was always wasted and passed out, one did extras, and one was a friend. "No, I want the Bella who passes out, not the clean one!" Thanks, creepy customer.

DonaDiabla
04-15-2016, 04:40 PM
High School Bitch-My old roommate decided to become a cam model and stripper within the same week. She thought this name was a great idea. She has this whole school girl persona. Not that bad but imagine all of the pedophiles coming into your cam room. /:O But I am sure that she can not use that name on major cam sites. Thankfully, Her club made her change that name. She decided since she was a newbie TNT Jackson would be great.::) One day, she wants to work at one of those fancy gown clubs. I am not sure if you could use TNT Jackson there.

gummygirl
04-19-2016, 04:41 AM
I been to 2 differ clubs with la la and by far that name is odd like the girls I meet

fallyn_love
05-04-2016, 09:35 PM
The vibrator

Aammeelliiaa
05-07-2016, 08:11 PM
my stage name is "Amelia", girls talk shit about it sometimes but the old guys with the money love it lol

But what I've heard probably "galaxy" or "zombie"

LoveyDovey
05-14-2016, 01:52 AM
I've worked with a girl named Pussy Willow and another named Pineapple...

DonaDiabla
06-26-2016, 07:52 PM
This girl on this fetish website was named Princess Applesauce :)

KikiGem
06-26-2016, 09:28 PM
Mila, pronounced Mee-la. I've met 2 chicks with this name. I think it's god awful.

Kiaoxx
01-02-2018, 04:12 PM
Vicious was the worse name Iíve ever heard by far

WendiStarr
01-02-2018, 04:26 PM
I've heard Porsche as a stage name, like the car lol. I always just wanted to say Porsha/Portia whenever I heard that name out loud. I've had common stereotypical stage names in my day. That can get annoying when you have 4 other girls with the same name. Hey, whatever works.

slowpoke
01-03-2018, 06:25 PM
Maybe it was

Portia is the heroine of William Shakespeare's The Merchant of Venice. A rich, beautiful, and intelligent heiress, she is bound by the lottery set forth in her father's will, which gives potential suitors the chance to choose between three caskets composed of gold, silver and lead. If they choose the right casket – the casket containing Portia's portrait and a scroll– they win Portia's hand in marriage. If they choose the wrong casket, they must leave and never seek another woman in marriage. Portia is glad when two suitors, one driven by greed and another by vanity, fail to choose correctly. She favours Bassanio, a young Venetian noble, but is not allowed to give him any clues to assist in his choice. Later in the play, she disguises herself as a man, then assumes the role of a lawyer's apprentice (named Balthazar) whereby she saves the life of Bassanio's friend, Antonio, in court.

Portia is one of the most prominent and appealing of the heroines in Shakespeare's mature romantic comedies. She is beautiful, gracious, rich, intelligent, and quick-witted, with high standards for her potential romantic partners. She obeys her father's will, while steadfastly seeking to obtain Bassanio. She demonstrates tact to the Princes of Morocco and Aragon, who unsuccessfully seek her hand. In the court scenes, Portia finds a technicality in the bond, thereby outwitting Shylock and saving Antonio's life when everyone else fails. It is Portia who delivers one of the most famous speeches in The Merchant of Venice:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portia_(The_Merchant_of_Venice)

aliwonderland
01-03-2018, 06:52 PM
There's a girl at my club who's really cool and fun to talk to... with a name that, while kinda pretty-sounding, is so completely random and made up that I can never even remember it...
It's something like Catavellica.
I'm like, "girl, no! How will drunk, stoned, generally forgetful customers EVER remember your name?"

aliwonderland
01-03-2018, 06:53 PM
I've worked with a girl named Pussy Willow and another named Pineapple...

I don't know why but both of those made me really happy. hahaha
*in DJ voice* Aaaaaaand heeeere, we have SEXY, JUICY, troooopical..... PINEAPPLE!

Leather_Jacket
05-15-2018, 10:32 PM
New girl is trying out... she chose the name Violate.

LunaJayde
07-20-2018, 03:44 PM
I worked with a girl who changed her stage name to 'Merica. She got mad that the dj wouldn't play America the Beautiful for her. She also danced to a song about the crucifixion once (on the jukebox machine we used during the day), which I recognized from my religious days. It was a major mood killer.

Peaches 94
07-24-2018, 12:53 PM
I work with a girl whose name is Dulce de Leche. She is a sexy beautiful girl....but that name.

SnuffleUffleGrass
07-24-2018, 01:26 PM
I work with a girl whose name is Dulce de Leche. She is a sexy beautiful girl....but that name.

OMG!!!! Reading that made me spit my food on the keyboard.

Worst stripper name I ever heard- Yummy

Ifyouseekamy
08-24-2018, 08:04 PM
New girl is trying out... she chose the name Violate. that’s a bad omen. To me that’s a subconscious trigger that WON’T work in her favor.

VenusRose
06-07-2019, 11:03 PM
I've wanted to use Venus as my stripper name. But it recently came to my attention that in a club atmosphere it will likely sound like "Penis". "AAAAND NOW, WELCOME TO THE STAGE....PEENIIIIIS ROOOOOOOOSE". R.I.P.

OmegaWest
06-08-2019, 04:35 AM
I've wanted to use Venus as my stripper name. But it recently came to my attention that in a club atmosphere it will likely sound like "Penis". "AAAAND NOW, WELCOME TO THE STAGE....PEENIIIIIS ROOOOOOOOSE". R.I.P.

we have an entire list of names that are possible to use that we let new Entertainers choose from, and keep a record so you dont have multiple of the same name on the same shift

Worst name that a girl tried to use - Caramel Machiato, Peach Pie, Bullion, Selabate (ie Celabate) the list goes on

BambiBarnes
01-26-2020, 02:37 PM
Bambi is my cam/porn name and I'm venturing into stripping but now I'm sweating my name choice...