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Taylor0x0
07-14-2004, 07:40 AM
I worked with a girl who insisted the DJ call her "Nasty Nikki"

Taylor

BigGreenMnM
07-14-2004, 10:07 AM
Okay - I read through the entire thread and didn't come across my two picks for ALL TIME WORST DANCER NAME...

Yummy

Delicious

Yummy got herself fired after getting caught on the pool table with a man's head between her thighs.

I was only looking for my car keys dammit!!!!!

BigGreenMnM
07-14-2004, 10:12 AM
we just got another stupid name this week.

True.yea thats it,true!

wtf is that???
Is it a noun??

IvyfromNEXUS
07-15-2004, 11:36 PM
thank god you guys dont have anything against plant names.
I've worked with a Puerto Rician Chaoz, Camaro (gosh i drive a Trans Am, should i call myself Firebird?) and this one time a escort came in and her name was Mercedes Essex (as in S 600 ) she had something gay llike engineered to perfection on her card

PoleKitten21
07-16-2004, 12:36 PM
Applelonia.... yes straight out of the "Purple Rain" :scared:



Car names..just why? And If your stage name is going to be a car name....why not Hyundi, Ford, or Geo (J/K)
Uggh, and I dont want a dance from anyone called Lucious/ Nay-Nai/ or Big Momma :-X. Thanx but no thanx

PoleKitten21
07-16-2004, 12:40 PM
Oh and I almost forgot about a girl I met at another club..... ::drumroll please:: NO JOKE......

BIG BERTHA

Sweet but the name just made cringe in disgust...

Miss Jessica
07-16-2004, 10:00 PM
Lilly Lust, and Moaning Glory.

Malibu
07-17-2004, 01:34 AM
Dynamite, Diva, Pussycat, Albania. Just a few odd ones.

Diamond
07-18-2004, 01:37 PM
There's a "Bourbon" at my club now.

Some jewel names are plausible, like Ruby, but Diamond? uh-uh. I just think that obviously fake names are really sillly. I prefer a real name. But what the hell, we're strippers, we can call ourselves whatever we want. .

If you look like a 'Diamond; It's a great name. If you look like shit, please don't call yourself 'Diamond' I've been with it for 3 years, and I will never change it

Diamond
07-18-2004, 02:00 PM
What really bothers me are names after designers labels and adjectives.
But the one that I just friggin can't stand is 'PRINCESS'- yes, there's one in my club. A few others that get to me as well; DYNASTY, CHANEL, KITTY, SILVER, BIG BOOTY, and PASSION.-I have had encounters with all.

Lexi
07-18-2004, 04:56 PM
Applelonia.... yes straight out of the "Purple Rain" :scared:



Car names..just why? And If your stage name is going to be a car name....why not Hyundi, Ford, or Geo (J/K)
Uggh, and I dont want a dance from anyone called Lucious/ Nay-Nai/ or Big Momma :-X. Thanx but no thanx



Well why not Pinto? LOL

Moaning Glory? :rofl:

IvyfromNEXUS
07-19-2004, 10:28 PM
how bout Cupcake?

reminded me of that Americas sweetheart movie or something with natalie portman where she had a baby Amerikis and her friend named all her kids after snack foods - baby ruth... i dont remember the others

A.n.a.l.a.
07-20-2004, 12:11 AM
how bout Cupcake?

reminded me of that Americas sweetheart movie or something with natalie portman where she had a baby Amerikis and her friend named all her kids after snack foods - baby ruth... i dont remember the others
the book is called where the heart is which is what the movie was based on. i liked the book- read it in grade 12 for class. the main girl was novalee nation with her daughter americus. and her friend's kids were ruth, praline, brownie, and other names of sweets :)

Brule
07-20-2004, 12:04 PM
we were making fun of names once and were coming up with weird ones. like i said i would be wednesday and tell guys i was the "hump of the week" (j/k). one of my friends said she would be death and say "would you like a close encounter with death?"

it amazing what you can come up with and the saying to go with it when you are bored

Rhiannon
07-20-2004, 12:56 PM
how bout Cupcake?

reminded me of that Americas sweetheart movie or something with natalie portman where she had a baby Amerikis and her friend named all her kids after snack foods - baby ruth... i dont remember the others
the book is called where the heart is which is what the movie was based on. i liked the book- read it in grade 12 for class. the main girl was novalee nation with her daughter americus. and her friend's kids were ruth, praline, brownie, and other names of sweets :)


Hahaha.. Yep.. One of my fave movies! Forney was hot! Lexi also had a little girl named "Cherry" lol.. Too cute, but definitely NOT dancer names.

jordankeywest
07-20-2004, 03:05 PM
ok ive met all the juices all the cars and last year bags! gucci fendi and prada and their ring leader was iceberg! the girls came together. worked together, lived together. they were a package- er, ah, a designer discount.
nice girls. unfortunatly i think they gave all theyre money to their "boss".

IvyfromNEXUS
07-22-2004, 10:35 PM
juices? like Apple(whos that celebraty who named her kid apple?) Orange, Grape?

Rhiannon
07-22-2004, 10:37 PM
juices? like Apple(whos that celebraty who named her kid apple?) Orange, Grape?


LOL Gwyneth Paltrow.. I laughed so hard when I heard that's what she named her baby girl.. What's sad is that you KNOW it will start a trend. There will be "Apple"s popping up all over the place now..

Oy..

A.n.a.l.a.
07-22-2004, 10:40 PM
gwyneth paltrow and chris martin's new daughter is named apple blythe. jason lee named his kid pilot inspektor, and jermaine jackson named his son jermajesty. poor babies! :(

VenusGoddess
07-22-2004, 10:41 PM
Well, Courtney Cox's daughter is named Coco...

Rhiannon
07-22-2004, 10:42 PM
Well, I can understand the middle name, Blythe. That's her mother's (Blythe Danner) name, but sheesh.. Naming your child after fruit is very odd.

LOL Venus.. Yep, that's another one that knocked me off my chair. These kids have to go through life with those names.. Yikes..

A.n.a.l.a.
07-24-2004, 01:53 AM
i knew a girl in high school named coco but it was short for cochisa. don't know how to spell it, but she was named for the native american chief, cochise. and she wasn't native american as far as i know (but the name worked for her)

NikkiD
07-24-2004, 04:49 AM
LOL! Back to the topic, we had a Contagious at my club. WTF? It makes me think of some contractable disease. ewwww.

Rhiannon
07-24-2004, 01:53 PM
Contagious! LOL

That's priceless..

cheo
07-26-2004, 08:27 PM
I had a dancer introduce her self as "sativia" As in Canibus sativa.

Gynger
07-26-2004, 09:05 PM
I believe Courtney Cox holds the winning name...

SHE NAMED HER BABY COCO RILEY ARQUETTE!!

Sounds like a damn gorilla!

VADEN
08-04-2004, 11:06 PM
Some annoying names we have had are:
Cinnamon
Sapphire
Buttercup
Peaches
Coco
Lollypop
Red ::)

Kittie
08-04-2004, 11:56 PM
LOL, I just started reading this thread and I noticed that almost every stage name I've ever used had been on the list.

Kali was my very first stripper name. I wanted to name myself after a goddess and that was my favorite goddess name.

Jasmine, which also happens to be my real name was the second stage name I used.

Willow came next. I named myself after my fave tree, but everyone kept asking me if I was named after the Buffy character or that movie with all the little people in it.

Phoenix was a bad chioce for me because everyone kept asking me if I'd ever been there, which always irritated me because I didn't name myself after the city, but the mythological bird.

I think that after I lose the rest of my baby weight and go back to work, I'm going to use a more normal name like Becca or Katie or something.

Kittie
08-05-2004, 12:00 AM
P.S. I see that people don't like the Kitty/Kat/Kitten type names either. Just for the record I didn't name myself after the animal/feline or the alternative name for my genital region. I named myself after the band.

gawthzilla
08-05-2004, 01:44 AM
Back when worked in SF I encountered some pretty horrible ones.
Carley Davidson - nice girl, bad stripper name.
There was this other girl Tiani who used to constantly be in the dressing room drinking Remy Martin, so guess what she changed her name to? Remy Martina! I tried to convince her not to.
Birch - Very unsexy name, didn't help that she looked like Hey Arnold either

Rhiannon
08-05-2004, 01:48 AM
Birch - Very unsexy name, didn't help that she looked like Hey Arnold either


LMFAO I love it! Hey ARNOLD!!!

("Move it, Football Head!")

http://squadron.ru/files/3/027_5.jpg

She must've been real purty.. lol

Jo Weldon
08-05-2004, 09:49 AM
I'm in no position to talk about bad stage names, but two of the ones I remember most are:

SuperFreak, who wore a big gold cape and ugly gold shoes, was in fact a superfreak, and made tons of money (???);

and

Tess Tickles--lovely girl, but good God! What a name!

Jo

Rhiannon
08-05-2004, 01:40 PM
Tess Tickles

LOL I had this as a Screen Name on AOL a couple years back. When I got TOSed for not behaving in a chatroom, they locked my accounts and reset all the passwords. So, I had to call them to get them reinstated. The AOL lady asked "My name's Tess, is yours too?" and I just said "Uhhh, no".. She thought that Tess was my actual name, yadda yadda. So I finally had to tell her to sound it out, slowly. She was laughing so hard, it took her about 5 minutes to compose herself.. lol

I don't see it as a dancer name though.. But it is very very funny.. lmfao

Gerina
08-05-2004, 02:11 PM
MONET!!!

i HATE when girls call themselves Monet and they are too stupid to know why thats an insult.

you know, because a Monet looks good from far away - but once you get a closer look.... :-\



LOL, so totally from Clueless and totally true

VADEN
08-05-2004, 05:53 PM
I see some do not like "Desire". I have been "Desire" for 6 years and everyone loves it. I do however, get a few sarcastic remarks from the guys like, "And my name is Passion" or "I desire you". :P Then I get the goofy guys who start singing "Desire" by U2 when I walk by with another customer. :D

A.n.a.l.a.
08-08-2004, 01:22 AM
i knew a cinnamon (not a stripper, i was a kid then). cinnamon demarco- she was in camp with me.

pooja
08-08-2004, 01:42 AM
no... i knew this girl her stage name was VAGINA.

WTF?

heidi
08-09-2004, 06:00 PM
I forgot about the dancer named La La. Isn't that a teletubby or something?

lol i work with a girl who goes by lala... it does make me think of a teletubby or that vj on mtv...

madison_leigh
08-11-2004, 03:34 PM
A lot of bad names out there... Personally, I prefer "normal" woman's names. Anyway, I believe I have witnessed the worst stripper name in the history of modern civilization....



"Felony"

Yes, she was actually dancing using the name Felony (although I am unsure of how she spelled it). I defy anyone to top that one!



I work with a girl who uses the name Felony Foreplay ???

FieryFox
05-12-2005, 08:21 AM
I worked with this WEIRDO of a girl who named herself Jewel Knight. I was always sitting back trying to figure out the underlying meaning, but in the end I figured, there was none! She just LIKED that name! (She was REALLY weird too, LONG black hair (extensions) tattoos, kinda mean looking, but wore a cotton candy perfume)

Maci Monroe
05-12-2005, 09:39 AM
What about Maci Monroe? I'm clueless here...lol

Susan Wayward
05-12-2005, 09:49 AM
Hee, I worked with a Macy once. She had implants in weird weird places, like her calves.

alize'
05-12-2005, 11:26 AM
i really dont think that my stage name is that bad -- ALIZE' all the guys like it ( especially the black guys ) what do u think ?

Gendai73
05-12-2005, 11:35 AM
paradona

just begs the question.

Can i see the box?

AudreyLeigh
05-12-2005, 11:38 AM
Boy this is an old post.. I dont get the "Monet" reference tho?

exotica17
05-12-2005, 11:39 AM
i really dont think that my stage name is that bad -- ALIZE' all the guys like it ( especially the black guys ) what do u think ?

Yuk, I don't like it.:-\ But then again, not a lot of people like my stage name, either, so I must have strange tastes in names. I'm probably in the minority on this one.

showgirlschloe
05-12-2005, 11:52 AM
We used to have a crackhead mexican girl named Chi Chi.

PaigeDWinter
05-12-2005, 01:29 PM
Here's me playing catch-up.



Be aware of words that rhyme with the name chosen.
There is a dancer at the SC where I go named "Starling" (Silence of the Lambs reference). On a PA system with a accented DJ it sounds like Stalin.

That happens a lot where I am with Mystique. Folks think she's being announced as Mistake.


LOL I had a housemom by the name of Tee Tee.. Loved her to death, but hated her name, and refused to call her by it.. LOL

Is she Hispanic? There was a woman I knew a while back who got called Tee Tee. It was a pet name for Tia, which wasnt her real name, but she was an aunt to everone... thus, Tia.


Erotica is this year's Miss Nude Universe. She came out with a devil outfit on... haha, maybe she knows it's "evil-ish" :)

Miss Nude Universe Is Jada DeVille (http://www.jadadeville.com/). /:O 2003's Miss Nude Universe, speaking of Car Names like previously in this thread, was Mercedez (http://www.mercedezxxx.com/).


one of my all time fav entertainers is named Rio Valencia.
The name flows and so does she.Fits perfect.

Unlike Rio Rivers, who really just outdid herself there. Heh.


Do you really think customers care what your stage name is?

FBR

Yes, yes they do. I hear them make fun of bad stage names, or ill-suited stage names, more than we dancers do.


lol i work with a girl who goes by lala... it does make me think of a teletubby or that vj on mtv...

So did I.


Boy this is an old post.. I dont get the "Monet" reference tho?

Claude Monet (http://www.abcgallery.com/M/monet/monet.html) painted art that looked better from a distance. Impressionism (http://www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/glo/impressionism/) is just like that, IMHO, but Monet's work is moreso than others.




Ok here's a new one too. Gucci Lamour (http://www.guccilamour.com/). Total. Overkill. Should be a drag queen name instead.

Silverback
05-12-2005, 07:23 PM
Wow! This was, I think, only the third thread I started, counting both universes.

It's touching to see it revived.:'(

screaminpeachez
05-12-2005, 07:25 PM
Paige I Think You Get The Award For Most Quotes!!!