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05-24-2005, 05:33 PM
the worst stage names i've heard was rasphberry,tangerine,apple........LOL ,toss a bananna in the mix and you could have a fruit salad......... LOL :D
another worst stage name is evil and oreo.

06-07-2005, 04:42 PM
Yikes! I ran across a "Fiesty" last week!


07-10-2005, 11:41 PM
The worst that i have ever herd and DJ'ed for were Nakita, and Natural

P.S. The natural, was all natural

07-10-2005, 11:43 PM
Cheyenne.... or Kimber

07-10-2005, 11:47 PM
Every time I here cheyanne it reminds me of that Brooks & Dunn song, The Beaches of Cheyanne. If you havent herd it it is good.

07-10-2005, 11:58 PM
I haven't heard it, but I'll check it out. thanks ae :)

I thought of another crazy name. I used to work with a woman who went by "Viagra". Although I suppose it's more clever than bad...

07-11-2005, 12:01 AM
I really like the name Zadira...and have used it...but its just not right for me...its an exotic name and ...im not exotic

My nick name on the outside is Annie and I danced under that for a while. But yea..I suck at stage names.

I dont like car names much

and hate precious....ugh

DJ Batman
07-11-2005, 12:09 AM
How about


07-11-2005, 12:36 AM
OMGaw! My Mom loves country music and when I was a kid I thought Kenny Rogers was saying "four hundred children".....I thought I was the only one!

I laugh at this because my sister used to sing this song like this, " You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille.. with FOUR HUNDRED children and a COP in the field".....

It wasn't until she was older that she realized the real words "FOUR HUNGRY CHILDREN AND A CROP IN THE FIELD"

07-11-2005, 12:38 AM
Lil Sexy...... WTF is up with that!!!! There was also a girl at my club that called herself Queen D :|

07-11-2005, 12:39 AM
AND..... my sister said her stage name would be toots freely if she was a stripper, How about them apples!!!!

07-11-2005, 02:53 AM
Roxy.... Im not so keen on Roxy at all.... I like Eva, I wantde to be Eva but i was told about a sixty year old porn queen who called herself Eva and it put me off.

07-11-2005, 11:42 AM
4.Poison; just name urself murder or homicide or something why don't you.

I used to frequent a club where several dancers had gotten together and chosen perfume names. It worked okay for Chanel and I think there was a Shalimar, which isn't too revolting. But honest to god, there were three dancers who called themselves Poison, Opium, and Obsession. Taken together, those are the worst dancer names I've ever encountered (worse than "Barbie Doll").

07-11-2005, 12:36 PM
I have never cared for car names much and I was reading a review about San Fran not long ago and noticed some dancer named "hot sushi"

wtf ? why would someone name themselves after fish ?

07-11-2005, 12:38 PM
There's a girl I work with called Pussy Cat. she's a sweet girl, but...yeah, it's weird. And she always wears leopard print EVERYTHING.

I can't really hate too much on girls with weird stage names though, mine is Echo (read the book Echo by Francesca Lia Block and you'll understand)....and people are always making fun of it, or they think I'm saying Ethel, which is hilarious, or Etto...sigh....

07-11-2005, 02:13 PM

07-11-2005, 02:24 PM
Lakisanawisha. Pronounced Law-Kee-SANAH-Wee-Sha

End of story.

07-11-2005, 02:27 PM
I'm sorry but i have probably posted to this already, but i have an up-date. We had a dancer who went by BAMBI in one of the clubs. I fuckin hate that name, stage or real. She had a child and named her FAWN. Give me a fuckin break.


07-11-2005, 03:16 PM
In this thread, I've seen just about every possible bad name there is, but a few have not been mentioned.

Has anyone ever used, or thought of using, any of the following:
Rubella, Obscenity, Xerox, Ozarka, Maybelline (Please say no), or Fluoride?

I know these names do not show much imagination, but what do you expect from a guy who went out on Halloween wearing a pink sweatsuit with a tennis shoe taped to the top of his head? I was dressed as a piece of chewing gum.

07-11-2005, 05:51 PM
How about these classics: Bunny, Barbie, Bambi, Blue, Orange, Exotic, Axyl,.....

07-11-2005, 06:00 PM
How about these classics: Bunny, Barbie, Bambi, Blue, Orange, Exotic, Axyl,.....

I think my brother tried to declare Bambi as a dependent on his taxes last year.

Wouldn't anything ending with "i" be classic?

07-11-2005, 07:04 PM
I was Porsha.. Manager gave it to me and it kinda stayed along for the 4yrs. I didnt like it much.

baby girl, baby doll, Dream girl, Lee Lee (not so bad but her look just didnt go), diamond,and the famous


07-11-2005, 07:11 PM
and the famous......Tequila

Now wait. Tequila isn't so bad. It could be worse. She COULD have used Jim Beam....or Old Crow....or.....even..... *Shudders*......Chianti.

07-11-2005, 07:17 PM
"Kumquat" is another name that just occured to me. God, I need therapy.....

07-12-2005, 10:22 AM
Every time I here cheyanne it reminds me of that Brooks & Dunn song, The Beaches of Cheyanne. If you havent herd it it is good.

That's Garth Brooks, from the album Fresh Horses, not Brooks & Dunn

Madison }:D

07-12-2005, 10:52 AM
I'm not a dancer *yet* but from what I've seen I'd have to say any name that is
a month (may, july, october...)
a food (honey, sugar, chocolate...)
a drink (brandy, sherry, margarita...)
a flower (lilly, rose, daisy...)
or a disney character (bambi, belle, ariel, beauty...)
is probably way overdone.

07-13-2005, 11:10 AM
Well obvious political names from history like "Stalin". Or about "Hitler", "Goering", Lenin.

If you have a heavy philosophical customer base maybe "Marx" would get guys to debate with you on economic organization.

Good names (my opinion) that nobody uses. How about Jefferson, or if you are interested in bonds and capital markets how about "Hamilton?"

I would not use "Franklin". Using the name "Sherman" in Atlanta might not be too
smart either. Its one of the few cities where in the entire country area where there is no Sherman Avenue, Street or Blvd. anywhere.

From Bullwinkle "Peabody" might be interesting.

Finally stay away from ancient history names with negatives. No nos would have to be, "Attila" "Vandal" or the like.

You could try "Templar" from the movie National Treasure. Again be prepared for long
political and relgious debates but maybe nobody remembers or has studied that period.

07-13-2005, 03:45 PM
I thought corporate sponsorships might be a good idea, but I cannot imagine a dancer named "Sears", "Bank America", or, God forbid, "Main Street Condom Rentals".....but it was a thought.

Hot & Cranky
07-13-2005, 03:47 PM
I shit you not, I worked with a Bubbles and a Sparkle. In the same club no less.

07-13-2005, 03:55 PM
we have a midnight at our club.not loving that name to be honest, nice girl though.

07-17-2005, 02:07 AM
So now qe have a Tastee in our club. And a customer says to me, "Man, she doesnt look very tasty. Tasting all that would take till my tongue fell off."

Wine up the nose, ladies and gents. Ow. *snrk*

But didnt someone on this thread mention a Pepsi? There is a Pepsi on OMP. #187947.


07-17-2005, 07:30 AM
ashamed to say this but my first dance name was Jersey. Yep...it was horrible. Was named by a girl named legacy. Vyrula(was a scary lookin chick), bubbles, chauncey(white girl), and my personal favorite...sunny. The girl had long, black hair and was super white. She was covered in tattoos and definately didn't have a "sunny" personality.

07-17-2005, 07:44 AM
ashamed to say this but my first dance name was Jersey. Yep...it was horrible.

Our club just booted a Jersey.

07-17-2005, 07:47 AM
lol glad to know I wasn't the only one with that crappy name.

07-17-2005, 07:43 PM
I worked with a girl whose name was Riku (Final Fantasy maybe?) EVERYONE called her Ragu, then she tried to change her name to "Candy Buttons" Not exactly the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree, lol.

07-18-2005, 04:39 AM
candy buttons? LOL what was she thinking?

07-20-2005, 03:42 AM
I hate voolah and verooka.....

hahahahaha that is like an ingrown wart swimmers get on their feet

07-20-2005, 11:33 AM
worst names.......claudia.....haliey.....heaven....amber .....gezzabell.........julia

07-20-2005, 12:02 PM
MY name is Haylee!!

Why is it a bad name?

07-20-2005, 12:36 PM
Because you touch yourself at night.

Change it to Dusty.
Dusty Gazongas.

07-20-2005, 02:39 PM
I knew a stripper who went by the handle, "Trixie". She said it was her ex's pet name for her and she wanted a constant reminder of the kind of guy not to date in future.

I also saw a stripper from down under who went by the name, "Sydney"... really easy to remember if you know much about Australia.

I am generally a member of the 'normal sounding name, please' club. I don't care if it's your real name, but it makes it much easier for me to keep a straight face when you introduce yourself.

07-20-2005, 03:47 PM
worst names.......claudia.....haliey.....heaven....amber .....gezzabell.........julia

Someday, I'm going to open my own phonesex business, and there will be operators with such names as:

Obscenity, Contagious, Damitol, Bulgaria, and, of course, TurboTongue.

07-20-2005, 03:49 PM
MY name is Haylee!!

Why is it a bad name?

It is not a bad name at all. Two of my ex-wives are named Hayley. I did that so I could remember what to call them.

07-20-2005, 04:02 PM
Dagger, Sabra, Vega. Need I say more?

07-20-2005, 04:06 PM
Dagger, Sabra, Vega. Need I say more?

"Vega"? Why didn't she just use "Oldsmobile" and get it out of her system?

I think a dancer with the name "Nutcracker" might find a lot of free time on her hands.

07-20-2005, 04:21 PM
princess. i hate that name!

07-20-2005, 11:18 PM
Sahara. I think she meant to sound exotic and "hot". But all I could think of was dry. She was also at least over 40... She changed her name a few times though.

07-20-2005, 11:41 PM
Knew somebody by the name of "Hudson Mercedes" once

07-21-2005, 10:07 AM
Diamond, Luscious, Hennessey, any booze names...

07-21-2005, 12:38 PM
Haylee idn't so bad sry!..........I just used to dance with a girl with that name and pretty much everyone hated her god awful attitude