View Full Version : Would Maxim's top hot 100 do well at your club?
kitana
09-06-2004, 11:52 AM
Ok here in my club what I think of these people who would make money or not.
Halle Berry : Probably not as much as she would deserve. There is only one black girl where I work that makes any money to speak of and that because she is a brain.
Jessica Alba : Hands down yes, she wouldn't be top dog, but she would be in the top 5. She is a basic tomboy and the guys around here love that.
Paris Hilton : HELL NO!!! She would be begging girls to borrow money to pay house. Guys would be tipping her food, and maybe a few bucks to keep her clothes ON!
Rebecca Romain-Stamos : She would do well to average here. She looks like most of the girls we already have anyway.
Mischa Barton : dunno, I don't know who she is.
Jennifer Lopez : she might do really well on weekends, but through the week, nope.
Anna Koruikova : maybe, but probably not. She has too much of a snotty stuck up attidude.
Christina Augilera : maybe on the weekends she would do fine, but she needs to eat a little more too.
Beyonce Knowles : Sadly, she wouldn't do as well as she probably should.
Jessica Simpson : She might do really well if she could keep track of anything. Ie, her money her clothes, the number of dances.... She's cute but as dippy as a dead duck.
The one girl that isn't on that list that would bank is Cathrine Zeta-Jones. She's hot, has the personality and the total accent.
Kitana
So you look like Vida huh? Well We all know you have a perfect ass in your avatar.
I'm going to short hills to stop in tiffany's how many karat's did you want that ring LOL.
Vida = my future wife she just doesn't know it yet. LOL
Thats what I am told. :D
Oh, and anything above 2 carats in good for me. LOL haha
BigGreenMnM
09-06-2004, 06:07 PM
Ok I'm bored!! :) These are Maxim's Hot 100 top 10. If these celebrities were strippers do you honestly seeing them doing well at your club?
10. Halle Berry ( Not doing that well. She is beautiful but black dancers really struggle at my club. Even though they are beautiful)
9. Jessica Alba ( I see her not doing that well. Even though she is hot but I can't see her doing that well.)
8. Paris Hilton ( this girl would bank! She has such a pretty face and is super skinny)
7. Rebecca Romain- stamos ( this girl would clear out the guys wallets before any other girl could get to them)
6.Mischa Barton ( I think she would struggle. Too plain looking :()
5.Jenifer Lopez ( I honestly see her struggling as well. Guys would be turned off by the accent I think)
4. Anna Koruikova ( Yes she is hot would bank and guys would LOVE her accent)
3.Chrisitna Augilera ( No she would not do well even with the boob job)
2. Beyonce Knoweles ( I see her not doing that well because of her ethnicity sadly she is so beautiful!)\
1. Jessica Simpson ( Yes she would definatly do well. Expecially her natural big boobs!)
So do you think Maxim's pics would do well at your club?
wow what a thought!!!!
Open a club,call it Max's 100
have the top 100 from the year work there.
someone is going to make alot of money!!!
I wanna dj please
Pazzo
09-06-2004, 06:40 PM
So you look like Vida huh? Well We all know you have a perfect ass in your avatar.
I'm going to short hills to stop in tiffany's how many karat's did you want that ring LOL.
Vida = my future wife she just doesn't know it yet. LOL
Thats what I am told. :D
Oh, and anything above 2 carats in good for me. LOL haha
hmm only 2 carats not too bad most women would try to go for the throat
onlythebest
09-07-2004, 02:54 AM
I want a 5 carat diamond.
An F color,VVS1 clarity diamond.
kitana
09-07-2004, 01:13 PM
Well hell if we are making a wish list OTB, I want a 1.50CT princess cut champagne VS1 fancy in 14kt white. Please. But I want one of the new cool tension settings. Thank you. LOL
Kitana
Pazzo
09-07-2004, 01:17 PM
I want a 5 carat diamond.
An F color,VVS1 clarity diamond.
I would have to be getting a lot in return for this ring.
hmmm would cubic zarconia fool the souther gal LOL
Bridgette
09-07-2004, 02:22 PM
I hate to say it, but I think of all of them, Paris would do the best because she's got that whole drunk slut thing going. ::)
Madcap
09-07-2004, 02:55 PM
I'd leave the second Paris got on stage. If she wasn't so bitchy she'd be fine, but the whole "i'm better than you" thing is a major turn-off.
lette
09-07-2004, 03:09 PM
I agree paris is a lucky fortunate & bless young lady...maybe in her next life she will be like the rest of us...a regular and normal person, but for know I think we can all say maybe it will be nice just to be her for one day!
Pazzo
09-07-2004, 03:42 PM
Ok I'm bored!! These are Maxim's Hot 100 top 10. If these celebrities were strippers do you honestly seeing them doing well at your club?
10. Halle Berry ( Not doing that well. She is beautiful but black dancers really struggle at my club. Even though they are beautiful)
9. Jessica Alba ( I see her not doing that well. Even though she is hot but I can't see her doing that well.)
8. Paris Hilton ( this girl would bank! She has such a pretty face and is super skinny)
7. Rebecca Romain- stamos ( this girl would clear out the guys wallets before any other girl could get to them)
6.Pazzo
5.Jenifer Lopez ( I honestly see her struggling as well. Guys would be turned off by the accent I think)
4. Anna Koruikova ( Yes she is hot would bank and guys would LOVE her accent)
3.Chrisitna Augilera ( No she would not do well even with the boob job)
2. Beyonce Knoweles ( I see her not doing that well because of her ethnicity sadly she is so beautiful!)\
1. Jessica Simpson ( Yes she would definatly do well. Expecially her natural big boobs!)
So do you think Maxim's pics would do well at your club?
i think #6 would make the most. especially in a pink polkadot thong. i bet people would be roaring and throwing money all over
Madcap
09-07-2004, 03:45 PM
Yeah those guys sure like #6. ;)
hehe ;D
kitana
09-07-2004, 03:46 PM
Yeah, throwing money to keep the clothes ON!!!!!
And what about my diamond Pazzo? It is my birthday after all.
Kitana
Madcap
09-07-2004, 03:47 PM
:heartbeat: Kit!
kitana
09-07-2004, 03:49 PM
Well I figured it couldn't hurt to ask.....
After all it's just a little 1.50ct one.
Kitana
Pazzo
09-07-2004, 03:54 PM
Yeah, throwing money to keep the clothes ON!!!!!
And what about my diamond Pazzo? It is my birthday after all.
Kitana
hey throwing me money to keep them on or off i dont care as long as i get paid. LOL trust me id make a lot just to keep them on.
hmmm a diamond huh.
i think someone might get upset if i did that. ;D
hmm only 2 carats not too bad most women would try to go for the throat
But I'm being serious. LOL ;) :o
Pazzo
09-07-2004, 04:14 PM
hmm only 2 carats not too bad most women would try to go for the throat
But I'm being serious. LOL ;) :o
if you are half as sweet as your pic you deserve 2 carats easily. ;D
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:3tbUc0pZ888J:www2.wgbh.org/mbcweis/ltc/leadpois/CARROTS.GIF
I vote Lexi for amreicas hottest buns LOL
onlythebest
09-07-2004, 11:55 PM
I want a 5 carat diamond.
An F color,VVS1 clarity diamond.
I would have to be getting a lot in return for this ring.
hmmm would cubic zarconia fool the souther gal LOL
Um no,this southern gal knows her diamonds and gemstones.Quite extensively I might add.
kitana
09-08-2004, 01:38 AM
Same here girl, but I was just playing I already have the one I said I wanted, LOL. It was for our 6 year anny. Anywho so is there anyone but me that thinks Paris needs to eat a little more?!
Kitana
Pazzo
09-08-2004, 08:56 AM
I want a 5 carat diamond.
An F color,VVS1 clarity diamond.
I would have to be getting a lot in return for this ring.
hmmm would cubic zarconia fool the souther gal LOL
Um no,this southern gal knows her diamonds and gemstones.Quite extensively I might add.
well good thing i know people and can get a deal huh.
onlythebest
09-08-2004, 10:10 AM
I want a 5 carat diamond.
An F color,VVS1 clarity diamond.
I would have to be getting a lot in return for this ring.
hmmm would cubic zarconia fool the souther gal LOL
Um no,this southern gal knows her diamonds and gemstones.Quite extensively I might add.
well good thing i know people and can get a deal huh.
Damn,whatcha waitin' for then???!!!
Pazzo
09-08-2004, 11:01 AM
I want a 5 carat diamond.
An F color,VVS1 clarity diamond.
I would have to be getting a lot in return for this ring.
hmmm would cubic zarconia fool the souther gal LOL
Um no,this southern gal knows her diamonds and gemstones.Quite extensively I might add.
well good thing i know people and can get a deal huh.
Damn,whatcha waitin' for then???!!!
hey you dont buy a car without a test drive and you dont buy a house without checkling out the interior. LOL
onlythebest
09-08-2004, 11:07 AM
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Magdalena_666
09-08-2004, 12:24 PM
Jessica Simpson would make A TON at any club.
She is just so cute and sexy at the same time and that's a rare combination.
Innocence is so hard to come by that when a person has it they have the world.
if you are half as sweet as your pic you deserve 2 carats easily. ;D
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:3tbUc0pZ888J:www2.wgbh.org/mbcweis/ltc/leadpois/CARROTS.GIF
I vote Lexi for amreicas hottest buns LOL
:rotfl: @ carrots. LMAO!!!!!
Thanks for the nomination. Yeeehawwwwwwww :bullwhip:
Pazzo
09-08-2004, 04:27 PM
if you are half as sweet as your pic you deserve 2 carats easily. ;D
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:3tbUc0pZ888J:www2.wgbh.org/mbcweis/ltc/leadpois/CARROTS.GIF
I vote Lexi for amreicas hottest buns LOL
:rotfl: @ carrots. LMAO!!!!!
Thanks for the nomination. Yeeehawwwwwwww :bullwhip:
You are welcome after all that is the sexiest bod i've seen in a long time.
whoo hooo jersey momma lol