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toxicgirl
06-23-2004, 12:17 AM
this is damn funny. i had a tarantula named pretzels.
so i'd be pretzels sixkiller or pretzels 13th!

A.n.a.l.a.
06-24-2004, 11:11 PM
i got my porno names from a name generator (don't remember which one but it's on yahoo)
from my name= Cherri Amore
random= Arcadia Diver

and using the name of my first pet and my mom's maiden name= Crystal Johnson ;D

SweetPeaches
06-25-2004, 12:10 AM
Candy Limkemann
Rubble Chesterfield

Pisces3x3
06-25-2004, 12:17 AM
Toxicgirl - Pretzels is such a cute name for a tarantula! OMG! thats hysterical!

Madcap
06-25-2004, 01:18 AM
My porno name is "Maximillion Uberhardon."

Fuck the last name shit.

I'd be Duke Marshall, how lame.

Maximillion Uberhardon is much more creative...

Cali_Tiffany
06-25-2004, 09:43 PM
Mine sucks, I would be Sitrus Solomon. Ugh.


LoL, Dont worry -----Smokey Does Seattle? :-\ :D

soybeangirl
06-26-2004, 08:47 AM
tippy meadowbrook hahaha

fe_nix_g
06-26-2004, 09:25 PM
mine would be meshka mcmillan

alludination
08-27-2004, 08:54 AM
LOL Mine would be Spike Marks....sounds like I would be in the S&M scene

grace
08-27-2004, 09:30 AM
Frosty Hyde...
hmmm. Maybe for a dominatrix?

Pazzo
08-27-2004, 09:37 AM
if i was a lady mine would suck i would be Suzie DeGaetano not much of a porn name. Being a guy i guess i would be a cross dressing porn star named Dixie Normus LOL

VADEN
08-27-2004, 10:03 AM
I'm "Sadie Jones"...

vegasvixen1
08-27-2004, 10:37 AM
nikki vanguard...yay thats cute!! :)

customexoticwear
08-27-2004, 10:43 AM
Mine sounds so dorky.....

Marshmallow Irving

Not sure that sounds too sexy--

Muyaha
08-27-2004, 10:55 AM
Prella Rutledge..... UMMM don't know if thats a doable porn star name

heartk0re
08-27-2004, 11:23 AM
ok mine is just odd...

Callie Prostpect

Magdalena_666
08-28-2004, 12:50 AM
Mine would be Blue Mt. Vernon.
I don't know if I like it or not.
But I quess it's not boring eh?

A.n.a.l.a.
08-28-2004, 11:08 AM
a) crystal johnson (sounds too common)

b) sasha ludgate (also sounds kind of common) :-\

hyzenthflay
08-28-2004, 12:16 PM
Puppledink (Dinky) Barrett-------OK, that is fucked up, hahahaha
I had a horse around the same time with the same name as me.
Ginger Barrett, uggh or Ginger Wildcherry, hmmm.

Michelle024
08-28-2004, 02:01 PM
Yuck, Rocky Domanski but I like this one, Suzie Palmer.... Kinda catchy.....

Entyce
08-29-2004, 10:50 PM
Rameses Baker or Rameses Parkside...
lol they both ugly names

brandys
08-29-2004, 10:55 PM
cocoa duncan or coco stewart...........omg , thats horrible ! lol

cheo
08-29-2004, 11:14 PM
Red Danaher
or
red sheldon terrace

onlythebest
08-30-2004, 12:22 AM
Ruby Henican here.

rkcrox
08-30-2004, 09:13 AM
I've got the best...Stinker Mack! I can't remember the name of the first street I lived on

Stipperella
08-30-2004, 09:36 AM
mine's stinky Madison

A.n.a.l.a.
08-30-2004, 09:50 AM
Puppledink (Dinky) Barrett-------OK, that is fucked up, hahahaha
I had a horse around the same time with the same name as me.


were you 3 when you had your first pet? lol i can picture a toddler calling a pet dinky.... ;D

Cutiepie
08-30-2004, 10:13 AM
Fonzie Sheppard or Fonzie Fisher.....I'm guessing no one would watch any porn starring a chick with either of those names! In fact, just the sound of it is frightening!

maia13
08-31-2004, 10:12 PM
My first pet was a goldfish and I named her what else but Goldie. I moved a lot too and a lot of streets I lived on were number streets but I got a few. My mom's maiden name wouldn't be fun cuz it's also my last name. Okay here's a few keeping in mind I'm using names of a few other pets I've had as well.

1. Goldie Mckinley
2. Kitty Walnut
3. Lady Sherman
4. Ivy Oakland
5. Boo Boo Cass
6. Pearl Clybourn

That was fun! :D

noelle
08-31-2004, 10:38 PM
Dottie Hudson! ;)

playboycntrfold
09-02-2004, 05:36 PM
Trisha LaRue...

hey that's kinda COOL! :idea: I just might use that. HA!

CrescentLuna
09-02-2004, 07:41 PM
Sunshine Lee. Phhht. I loved your's, Rhia! ;)

WiseGuy_TX
09-02-2004, 08:07 PM
Would you buy a porno DVD starring .......Beauregard Western?

NurseBettie13
09-02-2004, 08:43 PM
Mine would be Sandy Center. LOL!!! Sounds like my last trip to the beach. Not very sexy.

Bettie

JazzyBell
09-05-2004, 09:24 AM
Lady Weikel! ;)

MojoJojo
09-05-2004, 10:00 AM
I already have a porn name.

MOJO JOJO

playboycntrfold
09-08-2004, 12:23 PM
Oooo sexy! *sizzle*

CrescentLuna
09-08-2004, 03:45 PM
mojo, all that brings to mind is bad, bad powerpuff girls fanfiction. ;)