View Full Version : STRIPPERFEST 2004, Providence RI, July 3-4!!!
Rhiannon
07-01-2004, 12:58 AM
Yikes B.. I was afraid of there being too many girls. It seems to happen this time of year. I hope you have a better Friday night though. I'm sure business will be a little better then.
Good luck Dahling, and see you all Saturday Night..
*muah*
~Rhi~
montythegeek
07-01-2004, 04:28 AM
Hey y'all I sent a PM but I don't have my list with me. Yeah I know - hey I'm a stripper and I was in a hurry to catch the plane. ANYWAY, if anyone is going to the party and didn't get a PM with my cell#, please PM me.
I'm working at Fantasies in Prov, not looking good for now. Ack! Too many girls and not enough customers - like more girls than customers bad. AND to make matters worse, my name is taken at the club so have dance by Candice. bleh
Anyway, lemme know if ya need me to PM my #.
I feel a best-seller coming on. How to get a stripper's cell phone number without whining!! Trick them into coming 2000 miles to Providence and get them desperate. The upside is we actually get them to have dinner with us!! No whining to accomplish that either. Are Tee-shirts considered extras?
(The above was sarcasm unless you aren't coming to SF, then Nahni-nahni-noonoo-Stick-your-head-in-doodoo) LMFAO
Rhiannon
07-01-2004, 04:37 AM
(The above was sarcasm unless you aren't coming to SF, then Nahni-nahni-noonoo-Stick-your-head-in-doodoo) LMFAO
Monty.. LOL
Melonie
07-01-2004, 01:43 PM
Still got to get Melonie up there! How are the plans coming mel?
Still touch and go, and the clock is of course ticking away. This is the first chance I've had to get online since I hit the road last Tuesday.
Well, if there's any consolation, the ocean temperature in Florida is about 80 degrees, and my friends on Narragansett bay tell me the ocean temperature up there is still below 70 !
Pisces3x3
07-02-2004, 02:13 AM
Paige and I regret to inform all those attending StripperFest that we cannot make it due to financial situations. We have cancelled our hotel room and everything. We've tried to come up with a solution however weve come to the conclusion that its best not to go. We were very excited to go and meet all of you. We hope you guys have an awsome time and take many pics! :(
Casual Observer
07-02-2004, 06:56 PM
That blows.
Two fewer chicks to buy drinks for...ah, well.
Who's going to take up the slack?
Rhiannon
07-02-2004, 07:01 PM
Ah hell, I've decided I'm going to be drinkin.. LOL..
I only do it like once a year, so eh.. why the fook not?
Weeeeeeeeeeee
:cheers:
montythegeek
07-02-2004, 08:21 PM
Oh for heavens sake. This weekend is going to pot. First no banana poop lady, then we have to put up with Rhia in her cups. I bet she slugs down prune daquiris and gets "wild" on the aroma alone.
LMAO
Rhiannon
07-02-2004, 08:24 PM
Riiiiiiiiiiiight Monty.. lmfao
It takes a hell of lot more than the aroma to get me wild babes.
Do we have a tally of who's going to F&I yet? They're droppin like flies.
sander8son
07-04-2004, 12:41 PM
stripperfest 04 is now officially OVAH!
Casual Observer
07-04-2004, 01:21 PM
My official After Action Report will be forthcoming...
sadbuttrue
07-04-2004, 01:54 PM
I had an excellent time! I can't believe we jammed all those activies in in 1 1/2 days (by the skin of our teeth). Great job of planning, Bridgette, Blade, Sandy and others! The digital cameras were flashing. So there will be a lot of photos from this! A website will be forthcoming. We just need to decide where.
>>>Sad<<<
:10:
sadbuttrue
07-04-2004, 01:55 PM
What are we going to do until SF 2005?...lol
>>>Sad<<<
;D
Sounds like this is one of the few planned get togethers that actually happened. Looking forward to reading the posts resulting from it.
FBR
doc-catfish
07-04-2004, 02:12 PM
I had an excellent time! I can't believe we jammed all those activies in in 1 1/2 days (by the skin of our teeth). Great job of planning, Bridgette, Blade, Sandy and others! The digital cameras were flashing. So there will be a lot of photos from this! A website will be forthcoming. We just need to decide where.
>>>Sad<<<
:10:
Sounds like this is one of the few planned get togethers that actually happened. Looking forward to reading the posts resulting from it.
FBR
Glad it worked out, although it did help that a lot of the attendees were reasonably close to Providence to begin with.
As for next year, I suggest a more westerly location (Phoenix or Las Vegas anyone?), or perhaps have the festivites in different locations on the same date.
Melonie
07-04-2004, 03:30 PM
As for next year, I suggest a more westerly location (Phoenix or Las Vegas anyone?), or perhaps have the festivites in different locations on the same date.
No problemo with that idea ! However, it would be EXTREMELY helpful if the StripperFest 2005 date was chosen a bit farther in advance than the 'last minute' arrangements for StripperFest 2004 so I can definitely block it out in my schedule. I'm really sorry that I wasn't able to get out of my Florida gig in time to make it to Providence this weekend so that I could meet y'all in person !
Rhiannon
07-04-2004, 04:31 PM
Weeeeeeee! It was awesome to meet you all. I liked today best, since last night was so noisy and stuff, and I didn't go on the boat. I had more time to talk to everyone, which rocked.
*muah*
~Rhi~
Prester_John
07-04-2004, 05:06 PM
It was horrible meeting you all and I had a miserable time.
Where are we going next year? ;D
bloodydewdrop
07-04-2004, 10:54 PM
well, i'm sorry you had a bad time PJ......next time remember not to be the first to litter in the ocean, and things might go better ;)
i enjoyed everyone's company, and our tolkien discussion PJ.
loved meeting everyone else, and thanks to all who got this event together !
i'll go anywhere to the next one, and plan ahead and stay the whole time
sadbuttrue
07-04-2004, 11:08 PM
It was horrible meeting you all and I had a miserable time.
Where are we going next year? ;D
Yeah, just because you didn't like the Hooters sandwiches. Cheer up Buffalo Hooters are being added to the menu!
>>>Sad<<<
;)
blondhottie
07-05-2004, 01:20 AM
Glad you all had a good time.
I wanna see some pictures! :camera:
IACali
07-05-2004, 11:03 AM
I vote for Phoenix or Vegas for SF 05.... Count me in already!!
Kali *sad she couldn't make it to this one*
Rhiannon
07-05-2004, 11:08 AM
PJ.. LOL.. You are too precious for words.
I liked my Steak & Cheese Sammich. But I liked the fries the best.. :yummy:
I'm definitely in on the next one as well. Hopefully we'll be living on the West Coast already when it rolls around. We are so outta Rhode Island the first chance we get.. LOL
sol_de_pr2
07-05-2004, 11:28 AM
Hey, glad it all went well for all of you!
NinaDaisy
07-05-2004, 12:51 PM
I had a great time too!
Saturday night Bridgette, Blade, Deanna and I briefly discussed planning it out a few more months in advance, and a different location (Arizona WAS mentioned).
This whole thing was thrown together rather quickly, but everyone there gave major props to MooCow (Bridgette) for pulling it off. She was a great roomie too!
I can honestly say that the cruise was among two of the best hours of my life. Perfect weather, everyone hit it off. So for those of you guys that missed it this time around, we'll see ya next time!
A_Guy
07-05-2004, 01:32 PM
I also had a great time! It was good to meet everyone!!!
The whole weekend was crystal clear ;)... I found out that I mistook tipping as meaning buying 1 drink for the ladies, can remember names for wellllllll over 1 minute after just meeting them, have a hidden desire to strip, men with secrets hate me, and I only need to ask the same question 6 times in a row (hey casual - how's New Hampshire, errr.. I mean New York... no, no, no.. I meant New Texas.. I give up)
I'll officially have an internet connection at home tomorrow, so I'll post the pics then. Unfortunately my camera died right at the Sandy-led group orgy, so you won't see any of those :'(.
Ok peeps and peepetes - thanks to Bridgette (you still make me nervous ;)), Blade, Deanna, Sandy, and the rest!
Casual Observer
07-05-2004, 03:51 PM
Since everyone knows where this thread is, I'll just AAR here.
First, I started my StripperFest experience correctly--that is to say, early--by heading down to Club Fantasies on Thursday. Bridgette and NinaD (both of whom have clearly been done a disservice by the limitations of modern photography :faint: ) were complaining here on SW about the rough time they were having so I thought I'd ease their pain. Drinks and dances flowed like water and there was much rejoicing among the three of us. (insert Monty Python rejoicing here)
Sadly, I couldn't make the boat on Saturday, due to some overriding obligations that couldn't be rescheduled, and I missed the better part of the day. I met everyone else at the restaurant and everyone was cool and the atmosphere light. Let me inject here that bloodydewdrop knows how to pick a pair of stockings... :)
After an interesting bar experience that Sandy is probably better qualified to explain in his own special way, A_Guy and me tooled around most of the closed streets in PVD trying to find our way back to the hotel; what should have taken four minutes took twenty-four minutes, and this was where I learned about A_Guy's need for repetition and his inability to hold his...camera. ;)
The next morning I started my day with PJ and we discussed the subtilties of egomanical polemicists in academia at the bar at Hooters. How appropo a topic for SF, no? I have to hand it to ManAss; he had some major balls wearing that T-Shirt in RI...with a game on no less.
All in all it was a great way to cap off a stressful week for me, and meet the good folks of SW. Everyone pretty much lived up to expectations, some people exceeded them and we all set them higher for the next StripperFest. See you there!
PS - Sandy, you were right about the Buffalo Shrimp. Not going to do that again; the evening was downright painful.
AinNY
07-05-2004, 09:48 PM
I'm finally Home @ 12:30AM and I had a great time with some wonderful people...thats all i have to say for right now.
Tomorrow...i may say and show more.
A_Guy
07-06-2004, 06:51 AM
Ok - my SF pics have been added to the gallery (and noooo, Mr. HairyPanties is not me!). Both mine and sadbuttrue's (I believe) are in the uploads gallery.
AinNY
07-06-2004, 07:54 AM
Damn...i look like a tool in those pictures....
Great work guys....
AG ...can you guy send me the originals of the good pics you guys have....maybe zip them up and email to me. Thanks....PM Me and ill give ya my addy.
Why are there no pictures of me ramming Sandy while he's wearing my "Boston Sucks" T-Shirt....i guess everyone must have missed that part....that role playing was hot tho....SANDY - next time I get to be Jeter and you get to be Arod...
A_Guy
07-06-2004, 08:00 AM
Damn...i look like a tool in those pictures....
Great work guys....
AG ...can you guy send me the originals of the good pics you guys have....maybe zip them up and email to me. Thanks....PM Me and ill give ya my addy.
Why are there no pictures of me ramming Sandy while he's wearing my "Boston Sucks" T-Shirt....i guess everyone must have missed that part....that role playing was hot tho....SANDY - next time I get to be Jeter and you get to be Arod...
No problem Ain. I'll do that later today. oh yeah, and I have pictures of you and Sandy roleplaying. Paypal me $70 and I'll send you the pics ;) (my wallet is empty).
Prester_John
07-06-2004, 08:16 AM
My Stripperfest Experience (in chronological order)-
Sad's sad tape collection..."You Bon Jovi Lookin' Motherfucker!"...The Last Remaining Black Chucks wearers....Bridgette's Drive of Death..."Run Ducks Run!".. Beatllica...NinaDaisy's Ferry Ticket Brush With Doom....The Mad Dash to the Ferry....Talkin' Tolkien....The Idiot with the Megaphone...Moral Support for NinaDaisy's Snack Run...Bloodydewdrop's Beef Jerky...Captain Larry...Bottle Opener: The Only Reason Why PJ Was Invited...Edinburgh (Good Luck to ya ;))...Sandy's Ass Revealed...Getting NinaDaisy Wasted..."So a Stripper Gave Me Her Number"...Meeting the Dreamy Left Elbow...."Its Over Already?"...Bridgette and PJ losing everyone...Bridgette's Drive Back of Death...PJ Getting Lost for two hours.. "Where the Hell is Providence Place?"...Seeing everyone at Fire and Ice AFTER they have all eaten...."He will have A beer at A table"...Casual Observer going Guinessless..."Sloop John B sail"...One Game Of Pool Only = You Lose Us..."Women are easier to do then men" (quoth NinaDaisy)...Looking around and having a "Banky in Chasing Amy" moment... Rainbow Flag..."What’s a Microbrew?"...Hoola Hoops...."No one comes here for the Food"...The anticipation that ManAss' shirt will get our asses kicked...."Wow....what a great fry".........
I enjoyed myself immensely. This sort of thing needs to happen more often.
PS.. Yes.. I look like a dork in A_Guy's picture. I have to say at that point I had less then one beer LOL. he asked me if he could post it, and I said "What the hell". I know I look like a dork anyway, so it’s nothing shocking :D
sander8son
07-06-2004, 08:20 AM
HA!!!!!!!!!
its pretty hard to look like anything but a tool in a boston sucks shirt manass. im uploading the pics to my yahoo photos site now (http://photos.yahoo.com/sander8son) they should be ready in like 15 min or so. but my pics aren't exciting. my choices for subject matter were either the chicks or waves, seems that most of the time, i chose the waves. lol, wtf is wrong with me?
id love to be arod next time manass, after A ROD is what i was packin in those leather pants ;-) im still having trouble sittin down though from our little yankee clubhouse MEATing.
CO you wimp, everything from hooters is always better the next day(or that night) on the way out. THE HOTTER THE BETTER! heh. was a great time, but i think the highlight of the trip was people coming up to me an hour after we entered the second bar to tell me it was a gay bar. NO SHIT! apparantly the large rainbow flag, purple bar and woodworking, dancing male bartenders, and slightly effeminate clientel weren't enough to tip people off. it took blade seeing two guys makin out in the bathroom for it to click(he claims he didn't join them........i think A Guy has pictures that prove otherwise).
a guy, you realize ain is in NY, i dont beleive thats a valid state. he'll have to wait till he's in Arizona (StripperFest 05) for you to send him the pics.
sander8son
07-06-2004, 08:34 AM
ya pj, in my cooler i had shakers, a strainer, like 6 pourtops.......but i forget my freakin bottle opener.
and i notice blades package is missing from your list. ;D
AinNY
07-06-2004, 09:22 AM
HAHAHAHA....Sandy is one of the funniest guys I've ever met. His text messages to Trix had me rollin.
Maybe next time we can do Manny and Pedro instead of Jeter and Arod
sander8son
07-06-2004, 09:26 AM
sure, but only if trix is david ortiz
AinNY
07-06-2004, 10:16 AM
sure, but only if trix is david ortiz
I dont think that good...b/c Ortiz doesnt like to bend over for grounders....im think more along the lines of that sexy beast Johnny Damon....that Jesus looking freak.....you know he bends over :P
sander8son
07-06-2004, 10:46 AM
HA!!!!!!!! i was only thinking ortiz cause him and manny are always cuddling with each other after a hit, strikeout, fly out, caught ball, thrown ball, rbi, hbp, run, foul tip, slide, etc in the dugout. but i can see trix as jesus (or caveman), we'll just buy her a fake beard to wear. you know what, you're right. ortiz doesn't fit her. his boobs are much bigger than hers. :-P
AinNY
07-06-2004, 10:56 AM
HA!!!!!!!! i was only thinking ortiz cause him and manny are always cuddling with each other after a hit, strikeout, fly out, caught ball, thrown ball, rbi, hbp, run, foul tip, slide, etc in the dugout. but i can see trix as jesus (or caveman), we'll just buy her a fake beard to wear. you know what, you're right. ortiz doesn't fit her. his boobs are much bigger than hers. :-P
:rotfl:
Bridgette
07-06-2004, 01:17 PM
Yeah StripperFest was GREAT! It was fabulous meeting SWers and the weekend was almost good enough to make up for the extremely BAD Fantasies week.
On a vastly different note, I am seriously considering moving to Baltimore asap. The CHEAP living and proximity to other desirable areas are really hard to pass up. And of course the fact that NinaD lives here doesn't hurt one bit! :biggrin:
Rhiannon
07-06-2004, 01:21 PM
Damn B.. I'm glad you're liking it in B-More. The cost of living is very cheap there. My brother lives there, somewhere.. He's renting a 4-Bedroom house (RTO) for only $800 a month. That's not bad at all.. If you tried to do that here in RI, it'd probably be well over $2000 a month.. lol
Oh hey, Did you kick ass last night?
:goodvibes:
PS.. Alright.. Who's the french maid in the gallery? LOL
Ferrari
07-06-2004, 01:26 PM
Great pics guys! Looks like everyone had a great time! I'm jealous... Next time, I'm there!!! Do we really have to wait a year???
doc-catfish
07-06-2004, 01:30 PM
Great pics guys! Looks like everyone had a great time! I'm jealous... Next time, I'm there!!! Do we really have to wait a year???
I was thinking that too. Maybe we should drop the year designations, and assign these get togethers roman numerals, kinda like Super Bowls.
So when and where are we having Stripperfest II? :bouncey:
Bridgette
07-06-2004, 03:30 PM
I'm open to suggestions for StripperFest II. Maybe we could have it this fall...
sol_de_pr2
07-06-2004, 04:48 PM
Well, I'm glad you're considering moving to Baltimore, Bridgette. It's MUCH closer to Puerto Rico and I have a far better chance of seeing you at a club. I can even take a Greyhound bus and make an incognito tour of Baltimore from New York (where most of my siblings live) and not even worry that they might suspect the real motive of my trip ;D
sadbuttrue
07-06-2004, 05:00 PM
Now you'll get some cold weather, it'll freeze your nips off :o !
>>>Sad<<<
;D
Ferrari
07-06-2004, 05:25 PM
I'm open to suggestions for StripperFest II. Maybe we could have it this fall...
Anywhere, any time...I'm there!!! ;D
hardkandee
07-06-2004, 05:27 PM
If AZ was a valid suggestion... the weather is great here in fall/winter!!
montythegeek
07-07-2004, 06:33 AM
Okay I have an unedited version of the movie that is about 18MB/9 minutes in reduced quality form. I will figure out how/where to upload it tonight.
For anyone concerned only participants will be able to see it until anyone concerned about privacy has made suggested edits. This is just a raw quick and dirty pass.
Any suggestions on where to stuff it can be left here or PM'd to me. (okay I know its a straight line)
Sitri
07-07-2004, 08:11 AM
I'm open to suggestions for StripperFest II. Maybe we could have it this fall...
Then I would suggest Columbus Day in Miami. There is a HUGE party in conjunction with the Columbus Day Regatta. We've rented a yacht in the past and had a great party. ;D Plus South Beach is going strong in October.....