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desertdoll
11-23-2004, 04:48 AM
I took the corkscrew as a customer behavior modification device, or as a joke, as in...

"My Bag...

- corkscrew
- cattle prod
- strap-on
- whisk/beaters
- edible elbow pads
- ski mask
- ear wax removal kit
- small fire extinguisher
- new potatoes
- stethoscope
- diphenhydramine
- a combo jar of maraschino cherries and some of those little onions..."

;P

But maybe I'm just a brat. :D

Um...perhaps worth adding is a favorite booty cloth, a notepad and pen, an electric razor, witch hazel (can be used to as an astringent or to clean off like rubbing alcohol, but not as drying, and is great for face) and cotton balls, and throat lozenges to combat the smoke and hollering over loud music.

AnnieRr
11-24-2004, 11:14 PM
MACE!!! And in some clubs, not necessarily to be used against afterwork agressive MEN. . .

Miss Jessica
11-25-2004, 01:57 PM
Tank: Biosilk is the shit! Just don't use to much. I have very long hair and use a dime size amount when my hair is still wet. Make sure you rub your hands together before applying, and whatever you do don't apply near your roots! ack!
If your hair is really that dry, try the Neutrogena Triple Moisture deep conditiong mask, or John Friedas Beach Blonde kelp help work miracles at just $6 a pop...

Izzy
11-29-2004, 02:41 AM
i have all the stuff mentioned so far...but something not mentioned, that i am totally loving right now, is those pre-moistened face cleansing clothes. Clearasil makes great ones, and does L'Oreal. They are amazing for removing tons of makeup after work, they are so easy,and moisturize and everything. loves it. another great baby-wipe-type thing are Wet Ones, they are anti-bacterial wipes, and it just makes me feel better to know that anything icky that was on my skin can be removed quickly...lol

also, forgive me for sounding naive, but what is the latex for??? sticking pasties on?

while we're talking about stuff like this, everyone should recommend products they like or find useful...it's great to get recommendations and not have to go looking for stuff. i'm totally sold on the biosilk, but i have really short hair that i cram full of products so....haha

CrescentLuna
11-29-2004, 03:40 AM
Some places instead of actual pasties you can wear/are encouraged to wear liquid latex. Or fabric paint, if you're allergic to latex putting it on your nipple can be rather uncomfortable. I've never been able to reattach a pastie with latex. *shrug*

azamber
11-29-2004, 11:36 AM
In some clubs in AZ, you have to wear liquid latex, it's the law, you can be fined by the state for not wearing it. I think it's bullshit. It bleaches your nipples, not to mention, whatever is in there (ammonia for one) seeps through your nipples and gets into your breasts. Wonder how it's going to affect us in the long run. I hardly ever wear the shit, and I especially never used it when I was pregnant/breastfeeding. I have some eyelash adhesive, which works a little better IMO for the same purpose. I still hardly ever wear it. And I've NEVER seen a girl wearing pasties before. Not around here anyway. I guess some places you have to also.

Katherine
11-30-2004, 01:49 AM
I'm a glitter girl and have this glitter body lotion that doesn't get greasy. I always make sure that I have some Zone or snack bars. Nothing like getting hit with that slump at 2 am with the kitchen not serving food!!

Izzy
11-30-2004, 02:28 AM
so you're just supposed to cover your nipples in liquid latex or something else so they can't be seen???...wow, that is so weird....

azamber
11-30-2004, 05:46 AM
so you're just supposed to cover your nipples in liquid latex or something else so they can't be seen???...wow, that is so weird.... Well, it dries transparent, then you have to put powder on it, cuz it's sticky, and then usually some make up, coloring, some girls do glitter, and at last, a touch of hairspray to keep it all on. Yeah, it's totally shitty and I was so happy when they overturned the Phoenix liquid latex law!

Some clubs do it after 1 am, debatable whether or not it's legal, (we're supposed to put tops back on after 1am, how dumb!), and others that aren't licensed to be topless clubs, but as bikini bars that do topless, have to wear latex. The original reasoning was because it's on open gland, and we may leak bodily fluids on the customers. And then it's a health issue. Then I heard it was because the nipple being exposed is more a legal definition of nudity or some bullshit, and covering it with liquid latex was a way to sidestep the law, keeping the nipples visible yet covered.

Here's some Phoenix history. Back in the day, but not sure which one, LOL, the girls would cut pieces of bandaid ahesive and shape it to cover their nipples. There is a club called Bandaids that got it's name from that. At least, that's the rumor. I've had a few older girls verify it.

I just think they do it to appease the conservatives.

Katherine
11-30-2004, 09:32 AM
In that book Strip City, the girl went to a club where she had to cover her nipples with the whole latex and metallic powder set up.