Silverback
08-01-2004, 02:31 PM
Just came across this quote from THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY.
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"Oh that was easy," says Man, and for an encore proves that black is white and gets himself killed in the next zebra crossing.
No real point. Just couldn't resist posting it. ;D
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"Oh that was easy," says Man, and for an encore proves that black is white and gets himself killed in the next zebra crossing.
No real point. Just couldn't resist posting it. ;D