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Prester_John
07-27-2004, 05:29 AM
It is Probably that most of the Men here in SW really are the Cheapo's that are suggested. The irony is that these same Guys are often the Same Profiles who keep posting insults who are often liked by some of the more popular Dancers here in SW. Dancers: Those are the kinds of guys who come to your Club and they a Buy a Drink, They talk BS to you and your Fellow Dancers. They Buy a Drink, sit at the Bar and if they feel generous they may give a Dancer a dollar or maybe two. They come to watch your true Customers who really enjoy your Company and enjoy giving you your Money. Why some of you Dancers think so highly of them is just so puzzling. Maybe it is because you really dont like your Job? Maybe you think your Customers who buy Dances from You are Perverts?

And so Maybe you come to SW and find those Cheap Guys who talk BS to you as those whom you prefer to communicate with and then call the Guys like me who really support your Work as the Guys to avoid? My point is if your a Dancer and you have to go to such guys here on SW who just sit at the bar as the Guys you rather talk to then that has to indicate that you dont like your profession and you dont like your real customers and that maybe you should find a different line of work? Just a Rant. Have a Nice Day.




Okay folks.. time to Come Clean. I am a Cheap Customer. Yes, thats right. I, Prester John, am a Cheap Customer. When I go to clubs I bring only 30 dollars and stay for 4 hours. If I do actually get a lap dance, I make sure I dont have enough money to pay in full, and I try to convince the dancer that I will pay her on my next visit. If I get a drink, I get refills of water for the rest of the night. Yes I am a cheapo customer.

However, I have a good reason. All the money I WOULD have spent in my SC visit I save and then send to the "Lithuanian Supermodels with Acromegalia Releif Fund". So you see, I may be cheap like SgtJohnny implies, but its because I am really a passionate humanitarian. Thats just the way I am.

montythegeek
07-27-2004, 05:43 AM
Whoa!

SgtPsycho actually managed to beat me for most useless thread ever!

This one, or the "strippers in church clothes" thread?

I vote we demote Sgt to Pvt. Portopotty.
Madcap, You become Microcap. PresterJohn, you become PesterJohn. AinNY gets downgraded to A-inHobokken, whirlerz becomes limperzz.

AinNY
07-27-2004, 05:50 AM
:rotfl:

Montythegeek becomes Montytheevenbiggergeek?

A_Guy
07-27-2004, 07:31 AM
AG, I'm gonna bend you over, & spank your butt w/a cat o' nine tails made out of licorce whips.


whoa! I missed this one


:moon: Fire away!



NOT WITHOUT ME YOU ARENT.... :P


Ok ok.....

Whirlerz gets the right cheek and you can have the left :P

A_Guy
07-27-2004, 07:34 AM
Whoa!

SgtPsycho actually managed to beat me for most useless thread ever!

This one, or the "strippers in church clothes" thread?

I vote we demote Sgt to Pvt. Portopotty.
Madcap, You become Microcap. PresterJohn, you become PesterJohn. AinNY gets downgraded to A-inHobokken, whirlerz becomes limperzz.


Yeah, I'm a little disappointed. They got rid of my "Strippers shoveling mulch" thread. :'(

Oh well... they're all guys anyways :P

PhaedrusZ
07-27-2004, 09:31 AM
Damn! A newbie here and already found out by Prester_John!

I have a Y chromosome in my genetic material, but instead of human genetic material, I'm an extraterrestial shape-shifting reptilian alien from the 4th dimension pretending to be a human.! And if you don't believe me, go to the link.


http://www.bedoper.com/reptilian/disinformation.htm

PZ

whirlerz
07-27-2004, 05:50 PM
This is limperz. I am really a post-op tranny, except on alternating Tues. & Thurs. when I am a 5 ft 350 lb. lesbian. AG & Ainy are my total latte enema slaves, chained down in my basement. I have sent a message to all reading this, you will be my slaves too.The keyboard telpathically will control your mind after reading this, its now too late, you will hopelessly obey my instructions. Beware the Triffids.

MojoJojo
07-27-2004, 06:00 PM
Dudes and dudettes.....HELLO? Clearly EVERYONE here is male, or SOMEONE would have taken him up on his post-army 9 inch $37K/year wants-to-get-a-stripper-pregnant karate-kickin' bod a LONG TIME AGO?

yeesh...it's obvious

PS - the PowerPuff Girls? They're dudes, too.

polecat
07-27-2004, 06:00 PM
AG & Ainy are my total latte enema slaves
Bah, in chat they said they were triple-espresso enema slaves...

I shoulda known they were fibbers.. the pansies.

A_Guy
07-27-2004, 06:06 PM
This is limperz. I am really a post-op tranny, except on alternating Tues. & Thurs. when I am a 5 ft 350 lb. lesbian. AG & Ainy are my total latte enema slaves, chained down in my basement. I have sent a message to all reading this, you will be my slaves too.The keyboard telpathically will control your mind after reading this, its now too late, you will hopelessly obey my instructions. Beware the Triffids.


enema slaves!!! well I didn't agree to th.......

*eyes glaze over*

I mean.. yes, oh great 350 lb. enema tranny master. We are prepared to do your bidding.


*shakes head*

AHHHHHHH!!!!!! time to get a new keyboard

A_Guy
07-27-2004, 06:08 PM
AG & Ainy are my total latte enema slaves
Bah, in chat they said they were triple-espresso enema slaves...

I shoulda known they were fibbers.. the pansies.



that's triple-espresso latte enema slaves!

RCJ
07-27-2004, 07:56 PM
Whoa, straight expresso for me! No sugar, and no frothed milk either!

whirlerz
07-28-2004, 08:53 AM
Alllrightee Then! Cracks whip!