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VenusGoddess
08-30-2004, 10:50 PM
People with Aspergers/Autistic tendencies usually don't make so much effort at human contact.
JMO, I could be wrong, of course.
Lena (I'm such a nerd)
Lena...which could be why Sarge spends so much time online. :D
Sarge...I cannot believe that you had the gall to post that. Weren't you seeing some lady? I'm sure that there is some way that you can work sex into the money giving scenario...but, if she's refusing you and you're still giving her money...I have to wonder...seriously.
MojoJojo
08-30-2004, 11:32 PM
Wow...your SO must love getting emails from you...HOT!!!!
reading that made me weak in the knees...thank you mojo
Yeah, you'd think, huh?
You are very welcome :)
NinaDaisy
08-30-2004, 11:42 PM
by the way, Ass Burger Syndrome = Asperger Syndrome... i just like to pronounce it that way :P
definition:
\Individuals with AS can exhibit a variety of characteristics and the disorder can range from mild to severe. Persons with AS show marked deficiencies in social skills, have difficulties with transitions or changes and prefer sameness. They often have obsessive routines and may be preoccupied with a particular subject of interest. They have a great deal of difficulty reading nonverbal cues (body language) and very often the individual with AS has difficulty determining proper body space. Often overly sensitive to sounds, tastes, smells, and sights, the person with AS may prefer soft clothing (or garters), certain foods, and be bothered by sounds or lights no one else seems to hear or see. It's important to remember that the person with AS perceives the world very differently. Therefore, many behaviors that seem odd or unusual are due to those neurological differences and not the result of intentional rudeness or bad behavior, and most certainly not the result of "improper parenting".
I made the initial diagnosis at Stripperfest waaaaay back on July 4th weekend. Asperger's is basically a very mild, high-functioning form of autism.
Bridgette
08-30-2004, 11:50 PM
Nah, he's just a standard money slave type, which I knew as soon as I saw my first comments from him, also back on July 4th weekend. :biggrin:
LOL!
MojoJojo
08-30-2004, 11:52 PM
Okay - not that the psycho-illogical discussion isn't fascinating and all........but going back to the main topic................???? Additions? Anyone?
MojoJojo
08-31-2004, 01:00 AM
Okay, how about this.
20 minutes spent rubbing the feet...insoles rubbed...toes pulled....heels squeezed. 20 minutes spent with a smooth almond butter working on your calves, thighs, and ass. 20 minutes spend with the cream on your back, with special attention to the lower back to work out all the knots. All, of course, with free refills of an adult libation of your choosing...and perhaps some classical music in the background. That work for anyone?
Natascha
08-31-2004, 01:35 AM
I'm watching you, Mojo! ;)
MojoJojo
08-31-2004, 01:39 AM
I'm watching you, Mojo!
WOOHOO...I'll leave the curtains open!
MojoJojo
08-31-2004, 02:51 AM
http://www2.kinghost.com/teen/toons/cir/181.jpg
A_Guy
08-31-2004, 04:27 AM
I made the initial diagnosis at Stripperfest waaaaay back on July 4th weekend. Asperger's is basically a very mild, high-functioning form of autism.
Yes, that's one of the few things I do recall from stripperfest :P... my gf brought it up (Ass Burgers) yesterday, and it made me think of it when sargy posted
wasfatboy
08-31-2004, 05:24 AM
My questions are "what is sex?" , "do i need a partner?", "is it fun?", "is it fattening like food?", whats it cost?". ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
just curious, ive been married 19 years and still havent figured it out!
WFB
whirlerz
08-31-2004, 07:21 AM
well, maybe it sounds lame but...none. Except maybe self imposed. I really dont want to go there. My priorities are: reinventing my career, taking care of a special needs person, and home improvements. The first two are highest priority, & one may take precedence over the other, but this leaves little time for even a casual "friendship". And besides, this one thing has caused me a world of problems. So there it is.
VADEN
09-01-2004, 11:54 AM
Bend me over, tug my hair, choke me! :dance:
MojoJojo
09-01-2004, 06:48 PM
Wait...........no spanking? A little ass play? I mean, if you're going to stick it out like that in the avatar, ya gotta expect a little focused attention, no?
BigGreenMnM
09-01-2004, 06:57 PM
I just have 1 question...
Why do females always cry after the 5th orgasm????
VADEN
09-01-2004, 07:00 PM
Spanking is good..... ;D
Pazzo
09-01-2004, 07:08 PM
They say those that can't teach.
So i guess I'd be a lousy teacher LOL
MojoJojo
09-01-2004, 07:16 PM
Well, to be anal and annoying (which I often am) the statement "those that can't, teach" does not imply that the converse (those that teach, can't) is necessarily true....so it's still entirely possible that both can't AND can't teach.
Oh...and Vaden....I knew you'd say that...just needed something extra to think about before going to bed ;)
Tiff_7_17
09-01-2004, 07:37 PM
I have a major oral fixation...My mouth is the most fine tuned part of my body ;).
Giving and recieving oral is probably one of my favorite parts of sex...I love a guy who switches up positions and keeps me guessing, it keeps things fresh and exciting. If you think i'm going to lay there during missionary for 10 or 11 minutes saying "Oh, oh, oh yeah"....you got another thing coming, that's not me at all.
Hmmm that's all i'm going to contribute for now it's just making me horny ;)
MojoJojo
09-01-2004, 07:38 PM
ditto
Pazzo
09-01-2004, 07:56 PM
I love giving oral. i think any girl i dated would have to see the back of my head to recognize me.
nothing beats coming in from a long day of work and then to relax slurrrrrrp LOL
there were some good explinations on here but i thik you just have to "know" trying to explain it might sound good but if you don't know how to read the persons reactions well than its a waste.
Vyanka
09-02-2004, 10:05 AM
Lay me on my back....crawl directly between my legs...let your breasts rub against my thighs...my balls....move so that I can feel the nipples brush against them....tease me for a bit...tongue - lips - roving around....hand squeezing the base....keep looking up at me, too...something about you glancing up at me.....then suddenly....drop down....take me in like you're starving...then tease some more...and I love to hear it...slurp...moan......slowly working your way up to the point where you are just fucking your face with my cock....grab my ass and take me in.....move your throat so it presses against the head.....and go faster....get hungrier....you'll know when I'm ready....my legs will tighten up and my toes will point....so if you like to feel it...and taste it.....don't stop. If you don't like it....I suggest you move.
Oh my Lord! You are great in describing the oral sex department. I can't wait to see my bebe. :dance: :footinmouth: :yummy:
Wow...your SO must love getting emails from you...HOT!!!! :flirt:
reading that made me weak in the knees...thank you mojo
Yeah, but we don't email. We text & talk on AIM, phone. He cannot wait to see me by the end of this month. We're gona rock each other's world. Woohooo, lol!!
Then after he leave, I'm gonna be so devistated. :( Long distance love sucks. I don't even know what's gonna happen after. :'( ???