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fishnet
04-25-2004, 05:20 PM
Check out... "Life as a guy." LOL. It could also be called... "Life as a PL." :D

http://www.5skaggs.com/Life_as_a_Guy.htm

threlayer
05-08-2004, 11:30 AM
Riding in a stagecoach traveling from St Loius to points in Texas are three passengers.

An elegantly dressed good-looking lady trying to start a new life in Texas.
A nicely dressed older gentleman with graying hair, moustache, and a holstered sixshooter, returning to Texas from a business meeting.
A young man from St Louis seeking his fortune by going west.

They talk politely for the first two days. On the third the young man, obviously getting horny, concentrates on chatting up the lady. Finally he says, "If the gentleman doesn't mind riding above for a few minutes, I surely would like to get a blow-job from the lady. Of course if she doesn't mind too. That is, since we are familiar now. And I have five dollars for her trouble.

The lady looks shocked and starts to tell the young man off.

The gentleman from Texas abruptly pulls out his six-shooter and plugs the young man, killing him instantly.

The lady looks even more astonished, tears come to her eyes, and then she manages to tell the Texan that even though the boy was impertinent and insulting, he didn't deserve to be shot.

The Texas businessman says to her, "Had to, maam; no consarned, greenhorn, city-slicker is gonna raise the price of Texas women."

Malibu
05-09-2004, 08:35 AM
Check out... "Life as a guy." LOL. It could also be called... "Life as a PL." :D

http://www.5skaggs.com/Life_as_a_Guy.htm


Oh my goodness, that was hilarious! I haven't laughed so much in ages! It was funny when he walked past the fat lady, I hate to admit that that's how it generally is though.

It definitely can apply to the average PL, of course the final segment said it all ;D

fishnet
05-09-2004, 08:42 AM
LOL... I'm glad someone clicked on the link. It's a good one. :D Click on life as a guy to start the animation.

Richard_Head
05-09-2004, 10:45 AM
:rotfl: Thanks fish, that was hilarious, I especially liked the part where she threw salt on his wounds.

fishnet
05-09-2004, 11:12 AM
I'm surprised Mr. P hasn't given this the SCJ video animation of the year award yet!http://www.gay.hr/web/smilies/rotfl.gif

Happy_Camper
05-09-2004, 12:40 PM
LOL... I'm glad someone clicked on the link. It's a good one. :D Click on life as a guy to start the animation.

I did watch it when you first put it up, but was laughing to hard to write anything.

Tigerlilly
05-19-2004, 12:19 PM
There were two brothers.

One was very good and tried to always live right and be helpful.

His brother, on the other hand, was bad and did all the things that men should not do and didn't care who he hurt.


The bad brother died.

He was still missed by his brother since he loved him despite his ways.

Finally, years later, the good brother died and went to Heaven. Everything was beautiful and wonderful there and he was very happy.


One day he asked God where his brother was, as he hadn't seen him there.


God said that he was sorry but his brother lived a terrible life and went to Hell instead.

The good brother then asked God if there was any way for him to see his brother.

So God gave him the power of vision to see into Hell and there was his brother.

He was sitting on a bench with a keg of beer under one arm and a gorgeous blonde on the other.


Confused, the good brother said to God, "I am so happy that you let me into Heaven with You. It is so beautiful here and I love it. But I don't understand, if my brother was bad enough to go to Hell, why does he have the keg of beer and a gorgeous blonde. It hardly seems like a punishment".


God said unto him,

"Things are not always as they seem, my son.

The keg has a hole in it;

the blonde does not."

michaeldane
06-14-2004, 09:16 AM
Jim was scheduled to play a golf match with Bob on Saturday morning when he got a phone call from Bob the night before. B ob told Jim he had a terrible toothache and wouldn't be able to play the next day. Being good friends with a dentist who was also ging to play with them, Jim called the dentist who promptly met Jim at Bob's house to have a look at the tooth."That's about the worst absessed tooth I've ever seen," said the dentist. "It's going to have to come out right now. I've got some novocain and extractors in my kit,, so let me shoot up your gums and it will be over in a second." " But I'm all. ergic to novocain, It will kill me," said Bob.

"Well, let me give you 4 viagra then," said the dentist.

"4 Viagra! What the hell will that do?" asked Bob.

"If you're not going to take the novocain when I pull the tooth, you're going to need something to hold on to."