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doc-catfish
12-17-2003, 09:43 AM
You know that you're a strip club junkie when you:

plan to hit two clubs in one night and after spending way too much money at the first one you...

stop buy a grocery store on the way to the second club and buy a $1.75 box of Mini Moon Pies:yummy: just so you can use the cash back option on the debit card scanner to withdrawl more money from your checking account...
:idea:

...then proceed onto the second club to compound your stupidity.

Anything to get around using plastic or paying that club ATM fee! :dopey:

Richard_Head
12-21-2003, 09:22 PM
You know that you're a SCJ when you:

Have minor surgury one day and then find yourself at the SC the following day :crazy:.

Happy_Camper
12-21-2003, 09:34 PM
You know your a SCJ when a song starts up and you can say without looking 'X' must be on stage.

maui
12-24-2003, 12:34 AM
You know you are a SC Junkie when...

3. When you set up your Quicken accounts, you included “SC” as budget line item.


LMAO! You had to set up SC's as a line item, otherwise you wouldn't realize you spent more money at SCs this year than your mortgage or federal taxes! I just think of it as a tithe!



You know you are an SCJ when you are in the club less than 10 minutes and a girl comes out of the locker room and tell you your ATF will be out shortly. 15 minutes later your ATF walks in the door in her street clothes. ::) Gotta love those cell phones. LOL.


When your ATF calls you at 11:30 PM on a Friday and wonders if something happened to you (fell asleep, changed mind, got in an accident) because you're not in the club yet
:o

merely_lurking
12-24-2003, 07:06 PM
....you chart the menstrual cycle of your ATF and only visit her when she's ovulating.

lestat1
12-24-2003, 09:38 PM
...you check SCJ on Christmas Eve to see if there are any new posts.

Happy_Camper
12-24-2003, 10:27 PM
...you check SCJ on Christmas Eve to see if there are any new posts.


It doesnt mean I am a junkie. It means the club wasnt open tonight.... :idea: O, that could make me the junkie.

sadbuttrue
08-06-2004, 07:45 PM
...the drama finds you at the club. I.e. in my case, the former ATF, whom I have not seen but once in the last year may come to the club where I am dancing with the current fave. Alas, I don't want to "dance" with the ATF any more.

>>>Sad<<<
:(

sadbuttrue
08-06-2004, 07:51 PM
When you see the ATF after a year and she looks at your cell, being curious about you who you&#039;ve been calling. And, By George, it has a ton of stripper phone numbers.

>>>Sad<<<
;)

fishnet
08-07-2004, 02:55 PM
When you see the ATF after a year and she looks at your cell, being curious about you who you&#039;ve been calling. And, By George, it has a ton of stripper phone numbers.

>>>Sad<<<
;)



LMAO! Sad, you slut!!!!! I never knew you had it in you. :D

sadbuttrue
08-22-2004, 10:35 AM
Sorry, Fish. I didn&#039;t keep up with this thread. :(

I still tend to be a one-stripper man outside of meetings with Stripperweb girls. :P

Most of the phone numbers were from Stripperfest, but it did include the next-to-last fave. The current one I have not asked for her number, which is fine as long as she does not mind getting a message relayed by a bouncer. The bouncers at this place tend to be pretty good, though.

Lol...I haven&#039;t called any of the numbers since SF. But they may come in handy, if the current dance relationship does not last. ;)

>>>Sad<<<
:(

sadbuttrue
08-22-2004, 12:24 PM
One other note:

Two years after seeing each the ATF outside as friends, we began the relationship as I have said before on these boards. After about a month of the "relationship", I confronted with the fact that it did not seem to be going anywhere. I told her plainly that if she didn&#039;t want this, I would go back to the clubs again. No malice, just fact. I hung on doggedly for another 3 1/2 months with her that way, because she wanted to be together.

I finally gave up and went back to the clubs just like I said I would. I&#039;ve always used to dance to escape from relationships that sucked. So there should not have been any surprise on her part.

The cell phone contract that was hers went to a very deserving other (non-dancing) girl whom she has met . That as well as all the supper dates and all my respect. This other girl has almost never asked for a thing. Sometimes I wish she would.

>>>Sad<<<
:) ;D

SeppeSai
09-12-2004, 01:03 PM
I&#039;m flipping through these and nodding at several of them. Too funny.

I&#039;ll add one of my own, and that&#039;s you know when you&#039;re a SCJ when you buy the girls gifts that are suited to their particular interests.

RedZ28
11-14-2004, 10:17 AM
Even when you haven't gone to the club in a few months, the ladies and the hot bartenders still remember who you are and where you're preferred seat is.

When you start counting major purchases in terms of how many lapdances would this cost.

JadeBrooklyn
11-27-2004, 07:09 AM
im going to hang these up after print out for our dressing room!!

SeppeSai
12-04-2004, 01:01 AM
You know you're a SCJ when

you pay a dancer's tip-out for her.

you try and figure out if you can hit the club down the street for a couple of dances while you're on your lunch break.

Happy_Camper
12-04-2004, 02:20 AM
As taken from my TR...your a junkie when it is your birthday and in the club you get a cake and a card signed by all the dancers.

RedZ28
12-15-2004, 08:56 PM
When you've been to more than one of the club's "Christmas Parties."

songofthesword
03-04-2006, 12:31 AM
your watching a car oil commercial and they say it will give you "extra millage" and the first thing that comes to mind is the SC

kikin
03-04-2006, 12:34 AM
I'm reading Stripperweb and somebody brings up a 2 year old thread.

:)