View Full Version : Christmas Gifts for Your ATF
fishnet
11-01-2003, 02:24 AM
You can't go wrong with food ;D Remember the two ways to keep a man happy is "Get naked, bring food" LMAO
No! NO! No! It is show up naked with beer. LMAO!!! ;)
Spaceboy
12-14-2003, 09:24 AM
do you think it's safe to say that if she told me three times she likes my Chicago Blackhawks sweatshirt that she might like one for Christmas? Or is that too "guy" a present for her? Seems like the Victoria Secret gift certificate might be better...
Chuck149
12-14-2003, 09:27 AM
Get her the shirt. Maybe she could wear it (and nothing else) the next time she dances for you. Oh ya, get the Vicki Secret GC as well :)
fishnet
12-14-2003, 10:11 AM
Yes! There was a thread on what a good gift is. I want to know what you guys are getting your fav/favs if anything? If you already purchased it, what was it?
I think this is more what Spanky was trying to ask in the Holiday thread. ;)
I wasn't planning on a gift. I figure what she will make before and after is more than enough. LOL. I would hate to walk into the dinner empty handed if she has a little something for me so I might get an insurance gift just in case. LOL. I'm thinking "gift certificate."
electric_head
12-14-2003, 10:27 AM
Like the wise ladies on SW told me a long time ago...cash is king.
I hadnt planned on getting anything but I may. Im a softy during the holidays. Wait, that didnt come out right :o
FBR
electric_head
12-14-2003, 11:42 AM
You mean a BIG softy right FBR
I'll call up a couple of the flockettes and check if that definition applies ;)
FBR
fishnet
12-14-2003, 12:01 PM
You mean a BIG softy right FBR
NAW!!! FBR is hard as rock and the flock will testify to it. LOL!!!
Last year I was worried about appearing RIL. Probably because I exibited all the symptoms. LOL. This year that isn't a concern. Lilith made some persuasive arguments in favor of a gift. Curse you Lilith. I spend enough as it is. LOL. j.k. ;) But I do. I really do!!! :D
Happy_Camper
12-14-2003, 12:19 PM
and here I thought getting to see me that week was gift enough. (that is the line family always used when I was a poor college student)
doc-catfish
12-14-2003, 01:52 PM
I was going to hit two clubs this coming Tuesday and give the local ladies some Holiday cheer --> [$20] [$20] [$20] [$20] , but the weather forecast isn't looking good. We're supposed to get hit by our third snowstorm in eight days. So with Christmas the following week, Doc's birthday bash may have to wait another two weeks. Argh!
:worried: :sweep:
Looks like those Christmas presents might end up being New Years presents instead, but hell if there were EVER a time to hit a strip club.
:party: :beer: :party:
SportsWriter2
12-14-2003, 05:01 PM
We exchange cards with notes about "what the relationship has meant to me" during the past year. Sometimes you can write things that you can't say.
SportsWriter2
12-14-2003, 07:12 PM
Wet Lite makes a good stocking stuffer.
Richard_Head
12-14-2003, 07:23 PM
I was thinking maybe a new car :), NOT, they'll get my money when I pay for my dances at the club.
SW2 what happened to the black dots avatar, I was still counting :teacher:.
Brooklyn
12-14-2003, 08:14 PM
Damn RH i was ready to move to your club after reading the first line of your post until i got to NOT :-*
SportsWriter2
12-14-2003, 08:59 PM
I was once ACCUSED of giving a dancer a BMW 328 coupe for Christmas. That was serious drama.... I liked the black dot avatar, but it was bad karma. The Patriots are 12-2, so I brought back the fotball.
Spanky
12-15-2003, 08:35 AM
I was once ACCUSED of giving a dancer a BMW 328 coupe for Christmas. That was serious drama.... I liked the black dot avatar, but it was bad karma. The Patriots are 12-2, so I brought back the fotball.
So what kind of icon can you get for the Red Sox bad karma - LOL. Maybe this will be your year with the Sox free agent pitching and the Yanks losing Clemens and Pettite. BTW did I mention that I'm a Yankee fan? Hey I have to think about the Yanks with the way the Giants have stunk up the NFL.
Spanky
12-15-2003, 09:08 AM
I'd say Lilith is a full service girl.
Aye. I treat my customers like solid gold. It's a happy man who knows that he is appreciated by a beautiful woman....
... In the meantime, think long red hair, porcelain skin, big blue eyes, full lips, tiny and slender. ;)
Lilith,
There is nothing more satisfying after spending a lot on your ATF than her treating you like gold, and nothing more frustrating than her treating you like a stranger. You have this game down right.
And thanks for the mental image -- sounds very nice!
Spanky
12-15-2003, 09:15 AM
...What's more, your ATF's should be giving gifts as well (and they seem to be missing this finer point).
Dancers should also be giving presents to their regulars. .
... This is also a good time to sort through your work bag. Small tokens from your work bag make fantastic gifts; I gave a pair of Chinese hairsticks to a regular on his birthday once. No, he won't wear them; it's a souvenier. The key here is to give something small that reminds him of you at work. No panties or pics of you on your bed.
My only question is does anyone know what type of frame is appropriate to mount a white fishnet top for the office wall? I'd love to get that shirt. But a picture of her in it would be very nice too.
Ho, ho, ho!
Rayleen
12-15-2003, 11:35 PM
Hey guys I saw a TV ad today for a big chain ( Kay's I think) jewelry store that mentioned diamond stud earings for $59.
I made a mental note to mention it because I thought they'd make a nice gift for one of your ATF's. :-*
BoneDaddy
12-16-2003, 10:31 PM
I actually enjoy shopping and buying gifts for special ladies. This year, actually in a couple of days from now, I'm taking my ATF (my daytime ATF, that is...) to visit a few jewelry stores with me to purchase her a sapphire and white gold ring which will complement a necklace given to her for her birthday. She has simple, but appreciative tastes -- and I prefer uniqueness. This excursion should be much fun, since I've only seen her outside the club a couple of times (and those times only for lunch and to drop her off at the airport).
Now, regarding my evening ATF...I think she just wants me to show up more often when she's performing (with lots and lots of cash...LOL) -- and I'll try to oblige her in that regard. :)
BoneDaddy
12-16-2003, 10:34 PM
Hey, I already gave a little "advance" today....since the club I frequent has "two-for-ones" all day on Tuesdays, I spent most of the day giving my ATF "two-for-twos" in lieu of the club standard.
She appreciated that gesture very much. ;D
yoda57us
12-17-2003, 10:27 AM
I like to give small gifts - inexpensive but something that relates to the dancer's interests outside of the profession. My favs love it because it shows that I actualy listen when they talk to me...My favorite part is writing the cards that go with the gifts...
yoda57us
12-17-2003, 10:35 AM
Over the years I've given gift certificates, jewelry, cash, you name it...the best reaction I ever got was from my now retired ATF. She went absolutely nuts over a $8 box of Godiva chocolates that I bought on the way to the club...this probably explains why, even in retirement, she will always be my ATF...