mr_punk
03-24-2003, 03:38 PM
danc·er pol·i·tics - Any type of crap between dancers or a dancer and a customer involving tipping, not getting laps from other dancers, taking away customers, being a regular, etc. (coined by z-bone,circa 1995. alt.sex.strip-clubs)
sometimes, i come across a message or thread of a phenomenon that can be summed up by the phrase "dancer politics" or DP. a common example, if dancer A is sitting with a customer (regular or non-regular customer), dancer B will avoid said customer in order to avoid stirring up DP. on the other hand, If Dancer B steals Dancer A's customer. you can be sure that Dancer A will, slip the most powerful laxative known to modern medicine into Dancer B's drink. some customers can get swept up in the intricate dynamics of DP without even realizing it. however,it can be a double edged sword. it can totally ruin your whole evening or it can be useful. in any case, it's always a good idea to always have your "DP Shields" up at full power. here's one of my experiences with DP:
one night at a stripclub, i encountered something that doesn't happen very often. i saw 4 dancers that were right up my alley. i bought dances from all four that evening. after finding out a few superficial facts. i discarded two dancers and kept the other two in mind the next time i visited the club. the next time i visited the club. i picked one of the two from my previous visit and bought a number of dances from that dancer only. on my next visit, i did the same for the other dancer. lather,rinse and repeat. eventually, both dancers (with a little help from me) figure out whom i'm buying dances from when i'm not buying dances from them. it seemed neither was happy about the situation. this was apparent during the private dances.
R*** (dancer): you are so mean. the last time i saw you. you just disappeared after i said hi. did you go home?
mr_punk: no,i bought some dances from G******.
R***: oh. did you like her dances?
mr_punk: sure. they were excellent.
R***: really? you know, i don't think she's very ladylike. (she says with the most concerned look on her face)
mr_punk: why not? (he says with the most innocent look on his face)
R***: last week, she was on her cell phone in the dressing room talking to her boyfriend. she must have been angry because she started cursing so loudly that you could her her in the hallway. i think she has a very foul mouth and a nasty temper.
mr_punk: you don't say (he says with a shocked look on his face). it seems so out of character for her.
the next time.....
G******: some of the girls around here must be doing something.
mr_punk: what do you mean?
G******: i know that i make more money than a lot of these girls. i wonder where some of them get the money to buy so much stuff.
mr_punk: so...you think they have some sort of sugar daddy?
G******:yes. you know R***,don't you?
mr_punk: yes.
G******: she was in the dressing room showing off a diamond bracelet.
mr_punk: so what? she bought a bracelet.
G******: i doubt it. she's so cheap. she throws nickels around as if they were manhole covers.
mr_punk: of course, you don't do that.
G******: oh no,i'm not intimate with anyone.
mr_punk: you don't say......
unfortunately,during every subsequent visit, the level of viciousness would increase and so would the mileage ;D...... fortunately, i was born with the unique ability to dissociate myself while holding a conversation.
sometimes, i come across a message or thread of a phenomenon that can be summed up by the phrase "dancer politics" or DP. a common example, if dancer A is sitting with a customer (regular or non-regular customer), dancer B will avoid said customer in order to avoid stirring up DP. on the other hand, If Dancer B steals Dancer A's customer. you can be sure that Dancer A will, slip the most powerful laxative known to modern medicine into Dancer B's drink. some customers can get swept up in the intricate dynamics of DP without even realizing it. however,it can be a double edged sword. it can totally ruin your whole evening or it can be useful. in any case, it's always a good idea to always have your "DP Shields" up at full power. here's one of my experiences with DP:
one night at a stripclub, i encountered something that doesn't happen very often. i saw 4 dancers that were right up my alley. i bought dances from all four that evening. after finding out a few superficial facts. i discarded two dancers and kept the other two in mind the next time i visited the club. the next time i visited the club. i picked one of the two from my previous visit and bought a number of dances from that dancer only. on my next visit, i did the same for the other dancer. lather,rinse and repeat. eventually, both dancers (with a little help from me) figure out whom i'm buying dances from when i'm not buying dances from them. it seemed neither was happy about the situation. this was apparent during the private dances.
R*** (dancer): you are so mean. the last time i saw you. you just disappeared after i said hi. did you go home?
mr_punk: no,i bought some dances from G******.
R***: oh. did you like her dances?
mr_punk: sure. they were excellent.
R***: really? you know, i don't think she's very ladylike. (she says with the most concerned look on her face)
mr_punk: why not? (he says with the most innocent look on his face)
R***: last week, she was on her cell phone in the dressing room talking to her boyfriend. she must have been angry because she started cursing so loudly that you could her her in the hallway. i think she has a very foul mouth and a nasty temper.
mr_punk: you don't say (he says with a shocked look on his face). it seems so out of character for her.
the next time.....
G******: some of the girls around here must be doing something.
mr_punk: what do you mean?
G******: i know that i make more money than a lot of these girls. i wonder where some of them get the money to buy so much stuff.
mr_punk: so...you think they have some sort of sugar daddy?
G******:yes. you know R***,don't you?
mr_punk: yes.
G******: she was in the dressing room showing off a diamond bracelet.
mr_punk: so what? she bought a bracelet.
G******: i doubt it. she's so cheap. she throws nickels around as if they were manhole covers.
mr_punk: of course, you don't do that.
G******: oh no,i'm not intimate with anyone.
mr_punk: you don't say......
unfortunately,during every subsequent visit, the level of viciousness would increase and so would the mileage ;D...... fortunately, i was born with the unique ability to dissociate myself while holding a conversation.