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Happy_Camper
04-11-2004, 03:05 AM
Earlier in the week I had sent an email to Miss T to see if she would be working Friday night because i was thinking of going over to see her. Well, she answered Saturday afternoon that yes she had worked Friday night. :'(...then she also said that she would be going Sat for a few hours even though she wasnt scheduled. (never actually said which hours, but I guessed it wasnt closing). Since I was somewhat good this week (Miss A even called me on Wed wanting me to come to the regular club), I decided to go ahead and go to the next town. As I am reaching the front door (actually as I was crossing the alley), I heard my name. I turn and it is Miss B(N) I have called her both, so now on I will refer to her as BN. It has almost been 2 months since I have been here and she is happy to see me (and I was glad she was working too). And if I must say so, she is just as hot in her street clothes. So I go in and grab a table (not my regular table, a couple dancers are just sitting at it). Just as I order my drink Miss T is called to the stage. She comes out, sees me, and shrieks and waves (I never answered about coming in tonight). Of course I go up to sit in on her stage and tip. I am about to grab a chair and she says 'Dont sit down, you owe me a hug' So I get a big hug, kiss on the check, and then she just stays there kneeling in front of me chatting during almost half the song. When her set is done I head to the table and see my 'usual' table open so I grab it. (Note: my regular table is in a high traffic area so I get lots of acknowledgement from many dancer, plus I think it has the best view of both stages. And it is one of the few small couches on the main floor instead of the regular hard chairs). Miss T comes over to let me know someone is taking her to the champaign room for an hour and hopes I am not mad. Just at that time Miss BN is hitting the stage and Miss T knows I like this girl too so she knows I wont be bored. After Miss BN's stage I go back to my table to wait for her when another girl decided to sit and chat. Now I had met this girl once and didnt really talk with her much then except for I remember her out of the blue telling me she was pregnant and who her 'man' was. Well she steers the subject this same direction right away. Mentioning that she has these cravings and she is four months PG. Then mentions she went shopping to buy her man something for Easter....WTF? Are these stories suppose to make me spend? I dont get it. How does talking about you boyfriend and about bearing a child help with sales? Add to this, that my dinner had arrived and she just sat there and smoked while i was trying to eat. At some point Miss BN went by thinking I was busy. Then later after Miss T was done in the champaign room she stopped over and i got my dances from her. Miss BN was looking for me during that time too. Finally several hours, Miss BN had a chance to get me. They were starting a promo dance (that I normally dont get), but I flagged her down since I didnt want to wait any more. That did surprise her. I let her know it wasnt the promo I wanted, it was her. We did those dances plus more (might as well since I finally got her). We talked for a while after those until she was about due on stage again. Another girl sits with me after BN heads to the back. This one seems familiar, but when she says her name it doesnt ring a bell (Miss A). I think later I figured out who she was, she used to dance by a different name there. Although I could be wrong (it happens once in a great while). This girls was a quiet one. maybe she was tired or something. She barely said anything. She didnt even ask for a dance. She just was 'chillin'. She went off to stage and came back later and still didnt ask for a dance. From the little she did talk, I liked her (and she was cute). She made the comment that they wouldnt let her drink. I thought it was because she was cut off for being drunk at work when she mentions it is because she isnt old enough...(sort of forgot this club can have 18 year old dancers). After the second time of her not asking for a dance and leaving I was thinking maybe it was the onions I had with dinner. At the next promo I flagged her as she went by, but someone had already pre paid for it. O well, I took Miss BN again. I was ready to leave after that one and Miss BN was on stage right after and had to run. I realized I had exactly 20 left in my pocket and Miss A just happened to be going by. So I asked for 'one for the road'. She did give a very nice dance and I wished I had more left (I dont take the ATM card and this is why). I told her if she remembers me when i come back, I would be interested in more from her. She gives me a hug and promises to not forget me. And out the door I went...
Moneywise
04-11-2004, 05:59 PM
We had a nice lunch today and then took a walk in the park. I'll have a TR once I gather my thoughts.
MW
Richard_Head
04-11-2004, 06:00 PM
As I was sitting there I noticed a guy sitting along the wall who looked a lot like Brock Lesner, does anyone know who that is? If it wasn't him it was his twin, none of the ladies knew who the hell I was talking about, I didn't feel like filling them in on the fact that he's a multi-millionaire either, screw him, he doesn't need the help.
Nobody commented on Brock Lesner but apparently that was him that I saw at the club, big WWE wrestler by the way, those of you with PS2 may know who he is, the guy is huge, LOL he had no kneck. He is apparently in town training in hopes of a supposed NFL career.
fishnet
04-11-2004, 06:18 PM
Thanks for the update RH! I'd never heard of him. I haven't watched "Pro Wrestling" since Pepper Gomez and Bearcat Right. LOL. Ya the kids tried to get me to watch "the Rock." No go!!!!
Alright MW!!! Progress!!! ;)
Richard_Head
04-11-2004, 06:42 PM
Thanks for the update RH! I'd never heard of him. I haven't watched "Pro Wrestling" since Pepper Gomez and Bearcat Right. LOL. Ya the kids tried to get me to watch "the Rock." No go!!!!
Alright MW!!! Progress!!! ;)
LOL, Pepper Gomez?? I admit I'm really not much into wrestling myself, my nephew has the WWE PS2 game though and plays it constantly.
I'm kind of curious with what's going on with MW too, fill us in, and what happened to britfreak?
fishnet
04-11-2004, 07:06 PM
LOL, Pepper Gomez?? I admit I'm really not much into wrestling myself, my nephew has the WWE PS2 game though and plays it constantly.
I'm kind of curious with what's going on with MW too, fill us in, and what happened to britfreak?
LOL...Ya gotta go back 40 years. ::)
Could be wrong... I think Britfreak felt dumped on. He may have been the boards first "White Knight" trying to rescue the ATF by paying her schooling with nothing in return. He did not say he was bf or getting laid.
You never provided details Britfreak. We were guessing at your situation. Please clear it up. 8)
Moneywise
04-11-2004, 10:28 PM
I’m sitting here Saturday night surfing SCJ and sipping on some syrup. I noticed 6 people in the chat room so I joined up. I had been itching to hit the club all day long. My warchest was full and the presidents were calling my name. I was hoping the chat room would help get rid of the itch. Negative. They all encouraged it.
I arrived at around 11pm.The bartender immediately asked if I wanted the usual. I nodded and directed my attention to the stage area where my 2nd favorite was setting off some fireworks. Three minutes after arrival my fave walks by and nudges my elbow. I gave her a little what’s up nod and proceeded to handle my drink. She and another stripper had the manager cornered. I found out later some dude had tried to skip out w/o paying and she was on him like a hawk.
She comes back and gives me a great big hug purposely burying my head in her cleavage..lol Once she started talking I IMMEDIATELY began second guessing the thought process behind making this trip. I have been going way too often lately. I’m averaging once to twice a week whereas up to a month ago I was averaging once or twice a month. I’m still spending the same amount. It’s just smaller and spread out.
She immediately started in on her rent and how she had some unexpected expenses (which I totally understand. this expense was justified and necessary) come up which set her back on paying her rent. She wasn’t necessarily worried but sincere and determined to not kiss up to her bf to get his monthly contribution. Since she booted him he has been holding out on any further contributions. I had told her that if she ever needed anything, and I could give it, I would do so. This was quite possibly a mistake on my part but one I can and will manage.
For the first time ever I found my mind wandering while she was talking. The bar area was getting a little crowded so I told her to follow me to the back. She said “VIP”? I laughed. I hadn’t really had plans to but did have it in my pocket. VIP always equals insanely high mileage. After pondering this for a moment my conscience was overruled by my level. As we’re settling in she turns off the lights and retrieves a drink for me from the bar w/o my even asking. (hmmm .. needs money = extra nice) A few minutes alter she returns and sits facing me with her legs wide open. I sit up on the edge of jabba the couch and slip both arms down in my crotch area so that my forearms rest against her cookie. As we talk I am slowly massaging a certain area. I was most definitely digging this. A nice song comes on and I ask her to dance. As she gets up and dances she backs her ass up to me and bends over to expose the cookie. I immediately ran a thumb up and down the length of her cookie and made a little circle near her bulb. Her response was very positive. The dance continued with lots of heavy grinding and even an occasion where the cookie was practically shoved into my mouth while she straddled me CG style. lol
I’m really getting into this. The song happened to be one of those songs where the dj keeps extending it to allow the girl on stage a chance to cleanup the few remaining customers around the stage. She tried to stop after the main song but continued after entertaining a thought that I would have been disappointed had she stopped. I would have but that never stopped her from settling back in next to me before. (she needed money therefore the dancing continued) As she laid back on the chair in front of me and spread her legs wide she ran her hand up and down the rim of her g string covering her cookie. I ran my hand right along with it sticking a finger or two inside and massaging a bit.
Immediately after the song she excused her self to go to the restroom. While she was gone a new waitress walked through and began flirting with me. lol I figured why not take this and run with it. It’s all in good fun. She’s asking if I need anything. (playfully) I reply “I’m always n need of something” which brought a smile to her face. More on her later…
So my fave returns and the conversation continues. She asks me what I am doing for Easter Sunday. I told her I had a few plans. She goes on to tell me how she never has anywhere to go on holidays like this.
According to her:
1. her mother isn’t fun to be around and acts too condescending.
2. her father hasn’t talked to her in years.
3. she really isn’t close with anyone at all locally.
So the offer is on the table. I let her know that my plans were always subject to change. We continue to talk and plan out what we might do on an Easter Sunday. She wanted to go with me over to one of my family member’s house “as friends” but I wasn’t at all ready to entertain that storybook..lol
Later on that night I am at the bar and my fave is up and about. She’s very into the club thing tonight b/c one of her compadres is having her very last night dancing. This would be my 2nd fave. I spent some time with her earlier in the night talking and wishing her the best. Anyways, while my fave is away the waitress walks up and leans on the bar to order another round of drinks. She also thought it would be cool to lean up against my back too. Hey, she’s cute and I have been drinking. She asked me if I was having a good time. I said of course. Somehow or another VIP came up in conversation (was tipsy & don’t remember how we got there..lol) and I said I wouldn’t mind taking her to the VIP. She smiled and said just let me know when you’re ready. LOL By that time my fave was approaching from 9 o’clock and looking at me a bit strangely. It was obvious I was flirting with the waitress. Loll I didn’t say anything about it and neither did my fave.
A little while later my fave stepped away again to participate in a little going away thing they threw together for fave #2. By this time I am standing at a corner where I can see the stage, the LD area, and the entrance to the VIP room. The waitress is standing over at the VIP entrance motioning for me to come over. LOL Ok, she’s really cute and I would take her there in a heartbeat. I maintained though and just played it off with a little laughter. I did promise the waitress we would make it to the VIP very soon. Oh, you know I am going to work on that one too.
So we planned to have a late lunch together in the early afternoon. I have sorta gotten used to her flakiness so I knew to just continue with my regularly scheduled plans for Sunday. If she called, great. If not, well ,that was fine too. 2:30pm my cell rings. She’s ready and looking to hook up. We agree on a mutual place to meet where she would hop in with me and proceed to the restaurant. When she pulled up and got in I immediately noticed she had zero makeup on. I was so used to seeing her in makeup that it took some time for my eyes to adjust (lol j/k) She looked good. She was dressed in a nice halter top and some capris. My gawd. Her (nicely augmented) breasts look much larger in regular clothes.
I had made reservations for two and one of the best restaurants in town at 3:30. We arrived right on schedule. This restaurant was on the water and houses one of the best views in town. We started with a bottle of wine. I went with the waiter’s recommendation (a nice Riesling). We shared baked oysters for an appetizer. The oysters almost made me jump out of my seat. They were so good. I went with some snapper and she had a filet mignon. Towards the end of the meal we both felt a nice buzz and got a little “happy”. The conversation was getting pretty involved so I figured now was the time to pay and dash. When we got back to her car I told her I had promised to give her some money and handed her $$. That felt a little strange. Up until then I had been getting a nice return for my money IE fun fun and more fun. Now I was just handing over money. Actually, it felt really strange. Instead of saying our goodbyes she asked if we could go somewhere else. She suggested a bar on the beach where drinks might be accessible. I opted for a quiet walk in a nearby park where we enjoyed stimulating conversation and talked about the funny little things you notice when you’re just sitting and observing.
It started getting a little breezy so we walked back to the car holding hands. On the way back she asked what my plans were for the rest of the night. I honestly didn’t have any and made it known. She had already told them she would be in to work and asked if I could come keep her company tonight. I nicely declined. I’m not going to get into making the club thing a daily habit.
We both agreed that the afternoon could not have been better. I promised to take her out again very soon and said my goodbyes. She grabbed my hand, leaned over and motioned for a kiss on the cheek. I kissed her neck instead and left it at that. I’m having all sorts of mixed feelings about the evening. I guess after a good night’s sleep they’ll seem a bit more organized.
MW
Moneywise
04-12-2004, 10:02 AM
Why not a kiss kiss? All I can say is she does this caked lipstick colored lip gloss thing and when I say caked I mean shinier than my car after a nice wash. I'll have to figure that one out. She loves accenting her lips but that's just a little too much overkill. Perhaps I will take a handi-wipe with me next time. :)
Moneywise
04-12-2004, 10:21 AM
TR continued:
When she asked if I wanted to go for drinks on the beach after dinner my conscience kicked in and all I could hear ringing in my ears was the word BAGGAGE and the question "do you know WTF you're doing"? lol :-\
The conscience kicked into over time and right then I knew that if we went for drinks she would have probably not made it to work later that night. Therefore, I chose a quieter setting w/o the additional opportunity to get sauced. I'm still battling with whether or not the cookie is worth the tremendous amount of additional baggage that accompanys it.
Once the hand is dipped into the cookie jar there's no turning back.
Katrine
04-12-2004, 10:53 PM
Nice TR Money, very nicely written....
Chili Palmer
04-13-2004, 10:28 AM
Quick question:
WTF is the point of having a 61 page thread on trip reports when a) no one seems to mention the name of the goddamn clubs and b) most of the most recent "TR's" have absolutely nothing to do with a visit to a strip club.
Shouldn't we just rename this thread "Penthouse Forum Annex? Just curious.
Chili (I was attending a large, midwestern college and I never thought this would happen to me...) Palmer
Happy_Camper
04-13-2004, 10:41 AM
considering most who read these already know where we are and what clubs we visit, why repeat 2-3 times on each page.
Moneywise
04-13-2004, 10:51 AM
Quick question:
WTF is the point of having a 61 page thread on trip reports when a) no one seems to mention the name of the goddamn clubs and b) most of the most recent "TR's" have absolutely nothing to do with a visit to a strip club.
Shouldn't we just rename this thread "Penthouse Forum Annex? Just curious.
Chili (I was attending a large, midwestern college and I never thought this would happen to me...) Palmer
a) Names would be so self destructive that it's not even funny pondering the thought of seeing names in place of Ms. C, Club A, ATF..whatever. From what I gather, this thread is a place where we can share our experiences with others with similar interests and experiences. Some have given names. Others haven't for varoious reasons. Names have a funny way of complicating things. (stating the obvious)
b) I look around and see TRs with a few comments sprinkled in here and there. IMO, TR's encompass all experiences involved in clubbing including outside of the club activities as well. Some here feel so inclined to share which they have the freedom to do. You know, we all have something called freedom of choice. For instance, you have the freedom to never click that link that says "Post Trip Reports Here". It's your choice. You don't need any help making it.
MW
Yeah, I agree with HC and MW. If I wanted to read some dry strip club review Id check out SCL or TUSCL. The Trip Report thread is for us to talk about our adventures...the good, the bad and the ugly. Its sort of like group therapy. Most of us here are junkies to some degree and struggle with our addiction ;D
Chili I think youre a pink siter, right? Youre welcome to hang out and post here as much as you want but dont expect the flavor here to be the same. We get down in the trenches and talk about what is really going on.
FBR
Great report Jay ;D Its good to see you back in the saddle. Looking forward to many more in the coming months.
FBR
fishnet
04-13-2004, 04:54 PM
Chili, I thought the very first post in the thread explained it all.http://www.emotipad.com/newemoticons/RTFI.gif
There is another section for club reviews.http://www.gay.hr/web/smilies/happysmoke.gif
Chuck, please move BT's post to the chat section. No ads here please!http://www.emotipad.com/newemoticons/Off-Topic2.gif 8)
doc-catfish
04-13-2004, 06:08 PM
WTF is the point of having a 61 page thread on trip reports when a) no one seems to mention the name of the goddamn clubs and b) most of the most recent "TR's" have absolutely nothing to do with a visit to a strip club.
I honestly seldom read this thread. I just blog in a contribution occasionally for my fellow junkies' enjoyment.
While my TR's are rather tame (no "fade to black" moments), I'd rather leave names of places and faces out, although I do remember using them for my Vegas and OKC trips. Why? Well maybe the rules from the Z-Bone bulletin board (http://zbone.com/hts/bbsrules.htm) explain that best:
You agree not to do any of the following while using the Z Bone Bulletin Board:
1. transmit any message, information, data, text or other materials ("Content") that is unlawful, harmful, threatening, abusive, harassing, tortious, defamatory, vulgar, obscene, libelous, that may be invasive of another's privacy, hateful, racially, ethnically or otherwise objectionable;
4. post information detailing illegal acts with specific names or locations;
Too many idiots on SCL are posting that kind of bullshit. I don't want my ramblings to catch the eye of law enforcement or someone with a few screws loose. However, f anyone is curious about an unspecified club in my TR's, I'll happily PM them the info complete with Mapquest directions.
Since you brought it up CP, I see that porn hottie Tera Patrick is featuring at SR-Industry April 22-24 (http://www.spearmintrhino.com/featured_schedule2.htm). Maybe you could check it out and give us a TR of your own. I'd love to hear about it.
:biggrin:
Chili Palmer
04-13-2004, 07:10 PM
<sigh>
Well, as one of Z-Bone's original moderators, I think I know a little bit about trip reports.
Look, I'm not asking you to tell the world that Bambi at the Kit Kat club gave you a blow job in the VIP room. I just don't understand the point of talking about any club and not even mentioning the name. Truly, what is the point? Just what are you protecting? From most of the postings I've read on this site, the guys here seem to fall into either the "white knight" or naive fool category. Boring, boring, boring. And whether or not you choose to publicly admit it or not, most here also find it boring, which is why this site sucks up so little of Pryce's bandwidth while the "pink" site is considering some type of membership to keep its usage affordable.
Doc, as for Tera Patrick, that is a big "don't bother." When she made her "one and only" appearance at SRLA a few months ago, management there originally tried to charge a $50 cover to see her, and eventually backed off. Whenever a gal like her or Jenna Jameson make an appearance, the club is fire marshal crowded and no one can get any worthwhile laps in. Add in the fact that the Mars lander could find no signs of intelligent life inside Tera's head, and you've got yourself a big AVOID with a capital bitch.
I will, however, being going to SRI tomorrow afternoon for a little R&R. Any interest in a real trip report from a real, unapologetic laphound?
CP
Happy_Camper
04-13-2004, 07:13 PM
Well you may have noticed that I hadnt posted about the ATF in a bit. I had been going in to see Miss A. I went in tonight knowing ATF was supposed to be working and Miss A has school on Tuesday nights. I just wanted to see her without distractions. I show up less than an hour after they open, she is sitting at a table with 3 guys. She finally gets up as she is called to stage. I of course go get a front row seat. she says 'Hi stranger'. She asks what brings me in, I say her. The second time she comes over I tell her I want dances. Her response, "With me?" (she can be a smart ass just like me). She knows I have been in to see Miss A. Heck she was there when Miss A called me last week and yelled hi into the phone. She told me to yell when ready, so I yelled 'ready' as she walked away. She said would be over after she finished her drink at the table she was at. She stops there for what seems like forever. She comes over to talk until they say she is up next (didnt seem like long). I ask if she can miss stage, she answers we will go when she is done with stage. I repeat my first statement about missing stage and she realizes that I am asking for VIP time, not just dances. She goes to check (suppose to give more than 2 songs notice to the DJ), he makes her ask the next girl if she minds going up. We finally go up to VIP. Not long after we are up there I remember why she is the ATF. She says 'I picked the right night of the month to come see her'. She also says one of the many things she likes about me is that I have everyone else fooled. She said Miss A told her I was 'harmless' and she wasnt worried about me breaking rules since I hadnt yet. So the ATF told her I hadnt with her either ;D. She thinks that is why we arent watched as much, and can get away with....because everyone thinks i am 'good'. Needless to say there may have been a rule or two broken, but I'm not talking :-X
I will have to let everyone know if I get my normal Wed night call from Miss A and if she heard about my being there tonight.(Drama thread?)
Moneywise
04-13-2004, 07:46 PM
<sigh>
For the record,
I find the vast majority of the TRs posted here to be rather entertaining. You may see "white knights" and "naive fools". I, OTH, see other Junkies. You must not be a junkie. That explains your bone picking here. Get over it already. :)
<freedom of choice>
<exercise it>
Richard_Head
04-13-2004, 08:30 PM
I will, however, being going to SRI tomorrow afternoon for a little R&R. Any interest in a real trip report from a real, unapologetic laphound?
Bring it on Chilli, I'd like to read it.
Personally I enjoy the TR's. Are some of them lacking excitment, sure they are. Are some of them entertaining, sure they are. Aren't strip club visits the same, some are better than others, I think that's part of the point and I'm guessing others feel the same way or there wouldn't be 61 pages in this thread. The reason I keep names/clubs out of it is primarily for anonimity purposes, mine more than anything, I also feel some discretion is needed at times.
SportsWriter2
04-13-2004, 09:10 PM
A good TR can share an experience that helps others understand the social ecology of a club and/or the mind of a dancer. I learn a lot here, and some of the experiences are truly LMAO funny.... Some spill over to the Drama thread, and the Night at the Office thread provides a counterpoint.... I don't include dancer or club names for several reasons. Reason #1: I used to do a SportsWriter2 persona on TUSCL. I gave him a red Acura CL and named the dancers I liked. I even did awards. One rainy night I drove into a club parking lot and found some PL's red Acura CL with the windshield smashed out. Better him than me, but I got the message.
Well, as one of Z-Bone's original moderators, I think I know a little bit about trip reports.
Congratuations. Y'know, maybe its all about the definition of a trip report. We like to talk about what goes on during our visits with as much detail as were comfortable posting publically. Often times, much more information is shared amongst the members via PM. SCJ is not an escort review site such as ASPD and Big Doggie. But it fills a need.
Look, I'm not asking you to tell the world that Bambi at the Kit Kat club gave you a blow job in the VIP room. I just don't understand the point of talking about any club and not even mentioning the name. Truly, what is the point? Just what are you protecting?
Many of us are regulars at certain clubs. Why would be want to post information that could get a dancer into trouble? And I think getting the 411 on Bambi's oral abilities is exactly the information you are looking for.
From most of the postings I've read on this site, the guys here seem to fall into either the "white knight" or naive fool category. Boring, boring, boring.
After hanging out here for a while, the naivety pretty much goes away. The fact that some guys are most comfortable in their "white knight" armor is personal choice.
And whether or not you choose to publicly admit it or not, most here also find it boring, which is why this site sucks up so little of Pryce's bandwidth while the "pink" site is considering some type of membership to keep its usage affordable.
What did you do, take a poll? You may find it boring but I dont think you can speak for the entire community. Of course the pink site is busier. Most of the regulars there are strippers talking about stripper stuff...makes sense. The blue siters are regular guys to whom SC's are a hobby only.
I will, however, being going to SRI tomorrow afternoon for a little R&R. Any interest in a real trip report from a real, unapologetic laphound?
Absolutely...cant wait to see it.
FBR
mr_punk
04-14-2004, 04:48 PM
I, OTH, see other Junkies. You must not be a junkie.
And I think getting the 411 on Bambi's oral abilities is exactly the information you are looking for.i don't know if Chili considers himself a junkie, but i will say that he isn't reading the TR in order to find out if Bambi is giving BBBJs at the Kit Kat club. he can find that out on his own without the help.
trust me on this one, guys. Chili has a well-deserved rep within certain circles for being..ummm...quite knowledgeable about certain subjects. of course, you might not care or want to swim on his end of the pool, but when it comes to mongering inside of a sc. the man does know the subject. he isn't out to gather information so he can rape and pillage your ATF's.
Mr_P, as our Raincoater Extraordinare and main man, I'll take your word for it and respect it. I just dont like guys who come in here and post with an attitude >:(
Ive "dabbled" a bit so Im not a total schmuck. FBR has posts on ASPD and Big Doggie ::). IMO opinion though, Chili should wipe his feet before coming into our house and criticizing our decor.
Having said all that, I look forward to Chili's TR's. I'm always looking for models to help me improve my writing skills ;D
FBR
fishnet
04-14-2004, 05:22 PM
Maybe so Mr. P. I personally don't see how not including club names or dancer names makes this thread boring.
He talks about how much more popular Stripper Web is than the Blue site. Their most popular threads have 282 posts/ 15,343 views. (Random Pic Whore thread) and 505 posts/ 12,165 views. (Danielle's Drama thread)
This thread has 919 posts and 18,553 views making it the most popular in any measure on either site. 8) If this is boring, how do you explain that? Let him show us how it's done. I'll bet his report isn't any better than some already posted.http://www.gay.hr/web/smilies/yawnhand.gif
mr_punk
04-14-2004, 06:26 PM
I just dont like guys who come in here and post with an attitudesure, i can understand your point. i just wanted to point out that he didn't have any ulterior motives for wanting to know the name of the clubs, that's all.
He talks about how much more popular Stripper Web is than the Blue site.well, it is a more overall popular site, fish. it had quite a considerable jump before SCJ was even created. in any case, i really don't want certain male posters over there to come over here too often. especially, that guy who threw his boa over his shoulder and sashayed off the board in a hissy fit. ;D
fishnet
04-14-2004, 07:18 PM
We finally go up to VIP. Not long after we are up there I remember why she is the ATF.
I will have to let everyone know if I get my normal Wed night call from Miss A and if she heard about my being there tonight.(Drama thread?)
LOL...it's been 4 months at least since you have had dances with her. Glad you hooked up again HC!!! ;D Did she move to the head of the line? And did you get your call???
Hey JZ, I enjoy your reports. Keep writing 'em and let us know when you hook up with Miss Sensuous. ;)
Katrine
04-14-2004, 07:41 PM
Tuesday, April 13. Palazio club. Austin, Tx.
The last couple of days have been pretty productive for little Kat. Being VP of PR/Marketing/Database and Web Guru for my little company is a tall order, and we received our first check yesterday on a sale we made recently. Of course, all of that plus some is going to that fucker Uncle Sam, so I need to both celebrate and blow off some steam..
My brickhouse blonde friend Ms J invited me out for drinks with some of our poker buddies. Ms J has the most amazingly large and round natural breasts you boys have never seen without paying lots of $$$ for. She is also divorced, very needy, and has a fondness for fish tacos, especially mine. When she gets drunk, she is hands down the horniest harlot I have ever romped with.
We got to Palazio around...well, I actually don't know what time we got there as I was about 17 sheets to the wind, but I think it was 11:30pm. I have been thinking of going to work there since its Austin's newest "gown" club, with nary a gown in site at the place.
The decor is really classy, lots of wood and blue tinted lighting, or maybe I was still wearing my sunglasses, I forget. Business was not very good that night and I saw very few dances going on in the main area. One of my friends theorized that business is slow because the place looks to "clean and nice." Austin is really not the best market for upscale when people wear jeans to black tie events, but its part of what makes this city rock.
We met our friend in VIP, where there are big roomy corner couches with a view of the outside action. Some of the girls from Palazio's sister club Expose (my first SC of employment) have come to work here, so they knew two of my poker buddies, who are SCJ in their own local rights.
So my friend Ms J loses control completely and starts walking around the VIP area trying to give everyone lap dances. I've been trying to get this girl to come work Houston with me, as she is beautiful, lonely, and willing, but NEVER AGAIN. My company and I wanted to practice a little GC ettiquete, plus we were with a certain gentleman who provides unsavory auxillary services in his career and getting busted was NOT an option....plus, she had already gotten Don King to kick us all out from the Yellow Rose a month back for making out with me.
My boys J and K and I had to constantly grab Ms J from adjacent tables and pull her down to our booth. She would get this dejected puppy-dog "why don't you like me" look which was killing my buzz and ticking me off. To add to that, I could not find a SINGLE HAUTE CHIQ in the place. Sure there were some cuties, but none of them were doing a thing for me. One lovely lady from Expose was there, but I've had a dance from her once and she stared at herself in the mirror the entire time. That is unacceptable, especially when performing for one of your peers, I am not a PL, I know what's up, and its not cool to try and scam me for a shitty dance....
I had lost a poker hand to K earlier...I had a fulll house high and he had a straight low..dammit! I owed him a dance so I found the only really cute girl in the house, a tall thin light-brunette, with a good go-getter attitude. She was wearing 9" heels, holy shit, when did they get that high?? Anyway, Mr. K got well taken care of and I wanted a dance from this girl too except I was too busy babysitting my girl busy making out with a waitress and 2 strange patrons on the other side of the bar.
I had to get her out of there. The poker buddies gave us cabfare, and promised to come over to my house in a little while for a poker marathon. As I was leaving, I found Ms J with cute brunette, who had me give her a kiss before I had to go. She seemed sad that she did not get to give me a dance. I was sad too because K promised to pay for a dance for me, so we would be even on spending, but it never happened.
As we waited for the cab, Ms J threw herself all over the hot bouncer while I leaned against the wall trying to hold myself vertical. She gave him her number. She then was all over the cabbie, which pissed me off to no end because he needed to drive and she was halfway between the front and back seats. She gave him her number. By the time we got home I was really flustered, so she told me to go to the bathroom and throw up. Then I realized I hadn't eaten in like 24 hours and I was hammered......
The boys came over shortly after, they didn't bring any strippers. Lots of Texas Hold 'Em, scotch, lapdances and french kisses from the losers, and other, err, accoutremants (sorry Sandy, hate if ya want).
I don't recall ever knowing what time it is except I passed out on the bed before I was able to make it, so there were no pillowases or tucked sheets or anything, very punk rock...
At some point I woke up and Ms J and our dealer are flush next to me fucking each others brains out. The had gotten into my sex toys. Vibes were buzzing everywhere, dildos resting on the nightstand, lube was spilled all over the floor. Last straw, I grabbed a pillow and sheet and slept on my own couch.
This morning my house looked like Led Zepplin, Aerosmith, and the Sex Pistols had been over last night. Don't you just love tax time???
Hope you enjoyed. Kat. :headache: :P ;D ;D
Happy_Camper
04-14-2004, 08:19 PM
LOL...it's been 4 months at least since you have had dances with her. Glad you hooked up again HC!!! ;D Did she move to the head of the line? And did you get your call???
Hey JZ, I enjoy your reports. Keep writing 'em and let us know when you hook up with Miss Sensuous. ;)
Actually hasnt been 4 months. I got some from her about a month ago when Miss A was there and created a bit of drama. That is partly why I went knowing the two wouldnt be there at the same time.
My phone rang about the time she would call, but it was someone from my work. If she heard about ATF and I, it was from someone else because ATF wasnt working tonight. And as of right now, yes the ATF would be back at the head of the line. They are two different ladies, each with things I really like, but ATF has more history with me and we know the right buttons to push for each other. Miss A and I havent developed the same connection yet.
Next up you will be getting a report from a brand new club opening up in the area. I got on the opening night VIP guest list.
Moneywise
04-14-2004, 10:34 PM
LMAO Kat! That's one helluva TR!
At some point I woke up and Ms J and our dealer are flush next to me fucking each others brains out. The had gotten into my sex toys. Vibes were buzzing everywhere, dildos resting on the nightstand, lube was spilled all over the floor. Last straw, I grabbed a pillow and sheet and slept on my own couch.
LOL.. I've been in this situation before except I was one of the fuckers. Alcohol does such wonderful things to the human mind. :)
I love all the reports posted here regardless of whether personal info is provided or not. Keep em coming. ;D
Katrine
04-14-2004, 10:49 PM
Thanks for the feedback! Please let me know what you think of my TR's...I have always wanted to write adult stories. I even have a porn screenplay for one-day submission....
And boys, I don't need the details either. All I want to know is what city Mr. Punk lives in so I can steer clear of his clubs, hehehe!
fishnet
04-15-2004, 03:32 AM
Thanks for the feedback! Please let me know what you think of my TR's...I have always wanted to write adult stories. I even have a porn screenplay for one-day submission....
And boys, I don't need the details either. All I want to know is what city Mr. Punk lives in so I can steer clear of his clubs, hehehe!
Re: Your TR...
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Chili Palmer
04-15-2004, 10:12 AM
Here ya go...
All right, boys, I rolled into the Rhino in the City of Industry about 1:00 yesterday. The contrast from a bright sunny day into the dark chamber that is SRI is enough to send your irises into a catalytic shock. Thank god for the seeing eye lapdog program they instituted last year--no bumping into the furniture on the way to the bathroom.
Did I mention SRI is dark? Pink Floyd dark, develop your pictures dark. But dark is good, dark is our friend. For those unfamiliar with SRI, allow me some basic background. Club opened in 1997 as a fully nude "juice bar" located in a Vietnamese strip center. CoI is just that: a city of industry, no housing to speak of (except that which existing 40 years ago when it incorporated), so no homemoaners to complain about how the club is reducing property values, protesting, etc. It's kinda the last open range in LA county.
Laps are $20/topless, $40/nude, + $20/cover ($15/before 6 PM) and $5/drink. They have a VIP room (minimum 3 nude laps for $120). Girls do 2-song sets, songs themselves are cut down to about 2 1/2 minutes. Your basic lap factory. Does it work? Well, the Spearmint Rhino chain is now the second largest, behind only Deja Vu, so despite all the bellyaching and extrememly high dancer tipouts, their business model appears to be an effective one. This club, along with Tropical Lei in Upland before it, and the Hawaii Theatre (also in CoI), among others, after it, led to a Renaissance of high mileage full 2-way contact lapdances the likes of which were heretofore unknown in these parts. Life, as we know it, was inexorably changed.
***
Onto the naughty part. Once my eyes adjusted, I couldn't help but notice the stage was empty. Never a good sign, but shit happens on the dayshift. Maybe 6 other PLs in the club at this point. One of the Walmart-sized bouncers was sucking up to what looked like an SR corporate suit for awhile, then went off to do his dance counts. Finally saw a couple of dancers (of little note) and was concerned this trip would be washout. So far, none of my faves were around. The DJ then announced Daisy would be onstage next, so at least the visit wouldn't be a complete washout. Daisy is a big gal: 5'8" without the stripper heels, broad shoulders, enhanced firm DDs, Latina. Just the way I like 'em. When she finishes her set, and does her walkabout the club, one PL says yes to her and off they go to the lap area. Three songs later, they re-emerge and the PL walks over to the club ATM. WTF? I mean, he didn't bring $60 into the club to pay for his laps?
(Btw, who uses a strip club ATM anyways? There's a 10% surcharge on all transactions, so even if you withdraw $200, you only get $180 back. To make it even more ludicrous, there's a friggin' Wells Fargo ATM not 40' from the club. Moron.)
Finished with ATM boy, Daisy saunters over to me, we renew acquaintances, and go off for some topless laps. There are any number of analogies I use to decribe dancers--for instance, using a meal analogy, Daisy would be an appeitizer. Very nice to start your meal off with, it whets your pallette for the main course to follow. There is an acceptable degree of interactivity, nothing too crazy, but always worthwhile for 2-4 laps, depending upon how inspired she's feeling. Today, she's a 4 lap girl, not just because she's doing a topnotch effort, but because I know not if there are any other lapworthy dancers in the house.
As I return to my seat, I am accosted for the second time by Sabrina. Sabrina is the archetypal dancer whom I never lap with: not only does she always approach me from behind, but she has no real body to speak of, a pasty complexion and then wears red to really make her skin look even worse. One of my pet peeves is a dancer who has no idea what outfits/colors work best for her to maximize her opportunities inside a club. I can deal with poor sales skills; that is a learned art. But how is it possible that a woman could go through her entire childhood and teenage years and not have a clue about colors, accessorizing properly or hairstyles. I mean, isn't that kinda shit genetically encoded in women, like the ability to apply mascara in a moving vehicle or doing that towel wrap thingy with their hair? Am I the only who believes this?
Fortunately, I see a dancer in civvies coming in--the way she is exploding out the front of her blouse, I know I'll be waiting for her to get stripper ready. In the meantime, Jeannie now comes out onstage. For those of you scoring at home, last year Jeannie finished in the top 3 of my year end list. Jeannie is from Peru (!), has a long lean body with about 4% body fat, but unbelieveably toned and tanned. Long straight brown hair, a waist you can almost reach completely around with both hands and perfect--PERFECT!--B-cup tits. Imagine the love child from Jennifer Love Hewitt and Katrina from The Apprentice as a lapdancer--that's Jeannie. (On a side note, did anyone else notice the pic in People this week talking about the upcoming photo spread for the girls of The Apprentice? No hatchet-faced Heidi, thankfully, but Katrina, Kristi, Amy and one other posing in black lingerie for FHM. Mmmmmmmm. Got to order up on the Jergens.)
I rail Jeannie, and she gives me a nice floor show. As I tip her, I tell her we need to get some laps together, and she gives me her usual "of course." We move to the topless area and she starts in one me. Nice soft grinding, mutual groping. You can literally grab her entire ass with both hands. Nice. Jeannie seems a bit distracted in her performance, today, however, so we discontinue after 4 laps. She seems a bit surprised, but even Tim Salmon is batting 7th for the Angels now. We'll see if she bounces back in her next performance.
Jazmin the blouse exploder makes her appearance on the floor, dressed in her usual gold, curve hugging dress. And does Jazmin ever have curves to hug! More than Lombard Street in San Francisco, and they're combined with exotic Middle eastern features and a whole lotta tats all over her bod. Now, I'm 43 years old, and women didn't have tats when I was a young'un. It took me a few years in the early '90s to adjust to the new body standard, and now I find most tattoos fine if not downright sexy. Go figure. A 3-for-2 special is starting, and Jazmin and I go off for her first laps of the day. She's another "appetizer" style of dancer, and while she is quite appeitizing, she'll never be a main course or a dessert. We finish and return to the floor after the special is over.
I need a closer. Hallelulah, there's Missy. A gal who gives new meaning to the phrase "dirty blonde." This is one gal who ought to be the poster child for Carpal Tunnel syndrome, she uses her wrists so much in her work. She squeals as I say yes to her, and tells me she is ramped up and ready to go. You know what? She is. I don't think I've ever heard a gal scream as loud as Missy as we do our grinding thing in the back of the club. I enjoy theatrics as much as the next guy, but Missy is making Meg Ryan in "When Harry Met Sally" seem understated. But Missy is undeterred, the floaters don't care and happy ending is had by all. One nice thing: Missy actually undercounted her songs!!! I corrected the mistake, tipped her appropriately and went on my way. All in all, an average to below average day at the Rhino, but still not too shabby. I shall return, and usually sooner rather than later.
CP
sander8son
04-15-2004, 11:42 AM
The boys came over shortly after, they didn't bring any strippers. Lots of Texas Hold 'Em, scotch, lapdances and french kisses from the losers, and other, err, accoutremants (sorry Sandy, hate if ya want).
I dont hate ya. i'm just really disapointed in you. i guess, for whatever reason, i expect more from you. which is really odd, seeing as ive never met you. it just pains me to see/hear about it.
Katrine
04-15-2004, 02:14 PM
There are things to be proud of in a person and things to be dissapointed in. You're young, you'll learn.....
Good TR Chilli, very sexy, nice detail!
Chili Palmer
04-15-2004, 02:30 PM
Thanks, Katrine. Glad you enjoyed it. Wait until my next Friday night visit. Then I'll really have something to write about.
As for:
There are things to be proud of in a person and things to be dissapointed in. You're young, you'll learn.....
I dont hate ya. i'm just really disapointed in you. i guess, for whatever reason, i expect more from you. which is really odd, seeing as ive never met you. it just pains me to see/hear about it.
Is there anything more ironic than someone moralizing on a strip club bulletin board?
Personally, I really enjoy living vicariously through stories like this one. Got any pix of your "brickhouse" friend? :D Please keep 'em coming.
CP
Katrine
04-15-2004, 03:47 PM
Actually Chilli,
I don't believe he is moralizing against my stripclub trip, but rather about some "substantive" details regarding the evening...
Funny thing, I nary ever even catch a buzz when I am on the stripping clock.....hmmmffff!!!!
sander8son
04-15-2004, 04:10 PM
I dont hate ya. i'm just really disapointed in you. i guess, for whatever reason, i expect more from you. which is really odd, seeing as ive never met you. it just pains me to see/hear about it.
Is there anything more ironic than someone moralizing on a strip club bulletin board?
CP
my reply had absolutely nothign to do with stripping....
there have been plenty of morons on here prophesising and moralising stripping... im not one of them. i see nothing wrong in stripping. im also all infavor of legalising what i have problem with kat about. i think everyone should be able to make their own choices and there is nothing inherantly right/wrong with what she chose. its just something that i wish people didn't do. and her and i both know how its negatively impacted her.
goddamn it, i just woke up!!! i can't answer this kind of crap in this state.
Kat, I loved your report ;D You're too wild for me of course since I'm an old fucker but it's fun to fantacize LOL Please please keep 'em coming!
FBR
NVJosh
04-15-2004, 05:26 PM
One night with kat-rine makes a hard man humble.
caught between despair and ecstacy. :)
fishnet
04-15-2004, 06:42 PM
Hey Chili, good report. As FBR would say you are an excellent wordsmith. And write an interesting report. We love details. Frankly, the name of the club or dancer don't add anything for me. I've said this before but it bears repeating. If I go that far South on I-5, I'd take the turn off for Vegas. I suppose most of us don't need that info because we already know who to PM for club and dancer information in various parts of the country. I haven't had a windshield smashed. I have had dancers threaten me for writing something as simple as "How to Maximize your Dance Dollars" on my home club's board. LOL. I don't need quotes lifted or drama when I'm going somewhere to have fun. Most of us do know who is where and what club simply from past threads. PM anyone and I'm sure they will tell you what you want to know.
As far as the "White Knight" thing, I don't think we have those. More like SFBs. LOL. There are probably only 3-4 raincoaters. If that is where you place yourself, that would explain your boredom with this thread. (My opinion only) Look forward to your next TR. :)
Fish
Richard_Head
04-15-2004, 07:31 PM
Sounds like a fun club Chili, if I'm ever in LA I'll check it out.
Are you going to post anything about your AZ visit?
Chili Palmer
04-15-2004, 07:37 PM
More like SFBs.
Sorry. An acronym with which I am unfamiliar. Please illuminate me.
Are you going to post anything about your AZ visit?
Yeah, I just wrote over on the pink site that I need to get off my ass and finally put together my club review/trip report. I think I went to about a dozen clubs, with the specific intent of creating a more comprehensive database for AZ. I gotta go find my Playtime magazine to jog my memory. I'll try to get it put it together this weekend.
CP
fishnet
04-15-2004, 07:46 PM
More like SFBs.
Sorry. An acronym with which I am unfamiliar. Please illuminate me.
Sick Fuck Brigade™, SFB™ (Blue1133, 6/22/99) - The opposite end of the spectrum from Raincoaters™ (RCs™). Most prefer overly young strippers with small natural breasts dressed in school-girl costumes. Brigadiers often consider the dance or the tease to be as erotic as the actual display of flesh. Usually "sensitive" types, they deem conversation or relationships with dancers to be an important part of the SC experience. Most are BLTs™ and many sooner or later become White Knights.
From ASS-C glossary.
Emphasis on..."they deem conversation or relationships with dancers to be an important part of the SC experience." Don't know anyone trying to "save a dancer." BLTs probably. LOL. :)
SportsWriter2
04-15-2004, 09:21 PM
For the SCJ record, I was a White Knight with my ATF former dancer. One night she opened up and told me her problem. I knew how to solve it. She was out of dancing in six months unscathed with 12 college credits, a car, and $20K in the bank. It was almost too easy for me, but I've seen guys invest a lot of time and money in lost causes.
fishnet
04-15-2004, 09:34 PM
LOL...Sporty, I would have put you in the "probably raincoater" catagory. It really makes no difference to me. I like to hear about everyone's SC experiences. If someone wants to bust a nut or talk to the dancer. I want to listen and learn. :)
Chili Palmer
04-15-2004, 09:34 PM
As far as the "White Knight" thing, I don't think we have those. More like SFBs. LOL. There are probably only 3-4 raincoaters. If that is where you place yourself, that would explain your boredom with this thread. (My opinion only) Look forward to your next TR.
Finally, an on-target analysis of my comments. Thanks for education on SFBs. Forgot that one. And there's at least one other WK on an active thread right now.
CP
fishnet
04-15-2004, 09:52 PM
As far as the "White Knight" thing, I don't think we have those. More like SFBs. LOL. There are probably only 3-4 raincoaters. If that is where you place yourself, that would explain your boredom with this thread. (My opinion only) Look forward to your next TR.
Finally, an on-target analysis of my comments. Thanks for education on SFBs. Forgot that one. And there's at least one other WK on an active thread right now.
CP
No problem CP. If you are refering to MW, he can get the goodies and "save the dancer" if he can handle the drama. :D Go MW. Go! LOL.
If you are a "raincoater, " we can certainly use your input to help balance things out. 8)
Not sure if you saw the "Looks, personality, mileage thread... seems the majority chose the personality option which explains my SFB classification for posters here. I may also fit in the SFB classification. I would have chosen Looks, personality and mileage last. ::) I'm working on my priorities. LOL. ;)
Moneywise
04-15-2004, 10:41 PM
If you are refering to MW, he can get the goodies and "save the dancer" if he can handle the drama. :D Go MW. Go! LOL.
If you are a "raincoater, " we can certainly use your input to help balance things out. 8)
"If" he was referring to me : OMG Mom I have a title! I have lived long and always aspired to have a title before my name. WK MW. That sounds just splendid. :)
With regards to CP and his brand of input I second fish when he says the variety of information posted here makes it a unique place to peruse. Welcome CP.
About the WK thing, I'm still in that "Conscience:WTF are you doing/Penis:Get that cookie" phase. lol... It's not a fun place to be. i'll work it out over a few more visits accompanied by my good friend vodka.
Hey Chili, PM anyone and I'm sure they will tell you what you want to know.
mos def