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Here ya go...
All in all, an average to below average day at the Rhino, but still not too shabby. I shall return, and usually sooner rather than later.
CP
Great TR Chili! I made a pilgrimage to SRI last month. A change of pace that refreshes! Look up Estella & Esmeralda, two friendly latinas who provide good value, especially during the dance specials. ;D
SportsWriter2
04-16-2004, 05:52 AM
Yo, Moneywise, I just got a PM from Queen Elizabeth. If - and this is a big IF - you pass up the cookie to save the dancer, you will be knighted. Think of it: Sir Moneywise, OBE.... It's not a bad deal, cuz you're still allowed to take other cookies, even leave your conscience in the glove compartment every other week.
QE2 knighted me in December, but I still sign my name as plain old SW2. I have the OBE on my passport just to get priority in the customs line at Heathrow.
Chili, you got game. I find that my game changes depending on which club I'm in, how tired I am, how much time I have, and whether the place has a cute young dancer with small natural boobs. :P
mr_punk
04-16-2004, 05:56 PM
Jeannie seems a bit distracted in her performance, today, however, so we discontinue after 4 laps. She seems a bit surprised, but even Tim Salmon is batting 7th for the Angels now. We'll see if she bounces back in her next performance. ;D...you mean that, "i can't believe you're cutting off the dances so soon" look. oh, i know that look. i like that look. it means that she understands that a half-assed LD is unacceptable. i'm feel the same way. looks will always get a dancer an audition, but mileage will keep me in my seat. nice trip report, chili.
Well here goes a trip report. I havent posted a TR in awhile since I came back from Nawlins. Today was a good day. I was off today so I finally had some time to relax. Got a few of my morning duties done and took a nap around noon. I guess I must've been tired since I didnt get up till 5pm. I was wondering if the ATF was working today. I know the past two times I called her she said that since I wasnt going to be there she was going to take the night off and do some school work. I called her and got no answer so I just left a voicemail. Not more than 2 minutes later I get a call from the ATF. She is getting her hair done and will be there tonight. She said I should come in earlier than my usual time of 9pm.
So 815pm rolls around and I am off to the club. I get there by 830pm 30 minutes before my usual time. I notice that the parking lot is still kinda empty. I guess it was going to be one of those nights of supporting the dancers with singles. I go to find my usual seat and low and behold it was available. I sit and order my usual Amstel Light. I also noticed how many new bartenders there were. I guess this industry has a high turnover rate with dancers and bartenders. So about 10 minutes later my ATF goes up on stage. She sees me from across the stage and waves and blows kisses at me. The other guys at the bar are looking at me like "What's up with this guy?" LOL.....side note I have been going to this club for almost 2 years now. My ATF does her thing on stage and comes up directly to me to give me a hug and a kiss. I can hear some of the comments from the guys. "Why did she go directly to him?" "She didnt even go around the stage to collect dollars"
LOL I love getting the attention especially from one of the hottest dancers in the place. She comes from around stage and I order her a drink. Just some small talk about my job and how her school is doing. She said some guy is here to get some dances. I told her to go ahead. I know bills are just around the corner and I just got there. She said she wont be long. I didnt mind but I did see the look on the guy's face though. He looked upset that she came directly over to me than him.
She comes back approximately 6 songs later. (dances are 2 songs for $20). She has a few sips of her drink and we start chatting some more. Oh before she came back some new dancer was chatting to me to introduce herself. I was like hmmm.....if the ATF wasnt here I would've got some dances. She is a really pretty latin girl. I might have to catch her on another night that the ATF aint around. So were was I? Oh yea me and ATF are talking and the new girl comes around and introduces herself to the ATF. The ATF says oh yea this is DGH. Shes says I know I asked him for a dance and he kindly said no thank you. She also said that he was loyal....hmmmm...never been called that before but it seemed to amuse the ATF so much she gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek.
After that it was off the get some lds. Damn I like this ATF. We get along so well. We chat either online or on the phone every day. I never thought I could build a friendship up at an sc. She is incredible. Slow grinding, light breathing on the neck, massages. This girl has it all. I guess 8 songs later she says she has to go up on stage next. So it's all good with me. I take her drink and move back to my seat. I havent paid her yet since she knows I am not going anywhere. I guess we have that trust too.
ATF hits the stage and does some nice pole work. This is a treat to she her on the pole since a lot of dancers here at this sc dont work the pole at all. The guys next to me are like :o They throw a few dollars on stage. This time she goes directly to them and thanks them. Right after she comes to me right by my side. Shot girl comes by and I buy a few shots for myself, the ATF, and the shot girl. The shot girl goes dont you just love DGH. The ATF goes yes I do. We talk all the time even outside the sc.
Round 2 for some more dances. We chat this time about her best friend in how she doesnt call anymore or return messages. She says she only wants to talk while it's convenient for her. I am just taking this all in while she is grinding me. I massage her breasts. Damn they feel alot softer since she went to saline. She also brings up that we should go out sometime soon since school will be over and that she will have more time. She hinted at going to Atlantic City for her bday in a few months. I am wondering to myself where this is leading too. I asked her out awhile ago but she said she was dating someone. So I just blew it off and take it for what is. About 6 songs later she said she had to go to the bathroom and next on stage. She said to order her another drink.
I head back to my seat order another drink for myself and the ATF. Seems like I've been gone for awhile since the place is starting to get crowded. ATF is up on stage again. Other guys are throwing dollars at her again. She collects the money and thanks them. Usually dancers once done with their set usually walk around the bar and collect dollars. My ATF not once went around to collect. That seemed pretty interesting to me since she usually does and this night she didnt. She just stood in front of me talking and says she has a half a song left. I was like okay. It was already getting late so I told her one more round and I'm outta there. As soon as the song ends she grabs me and off to get my lds. This was the best of the three sets of dances yet. She plays alittle stick shift. My hands are roaming all over the place. Damn I love her. She talks about going out sometime again. So I gotta keep that in mind. She gets called up again. Damn seems like there is never enough time. Oh well. I ask her how many dances did we do. She said about 15. I was like hmmm no way. I just gave her 400 and said I'll see you again in two weeks since I wont be able to get back there next week. She said to either call her or find her online tomorrow. Maybe we can do something this weekend. Hmmm could this be something might be happening between us. I would love to start to go out with her. I have to see were this leads. I give her the money and she gives me a hug and we start kissing....I was like huh ??? One of the floor managers comes by and says she is next up on stage she said ok. He leaves. And once again we say goodbye. She hugs me again and then proceeds to kiss again. Manager comes in and says she has to go now...... He waits by the entrance to the ld area. I give her one last hug and I told her I will look her up tomorrow. So all in all a good night had by me. hehehe...only one other guy had a lap dance with her tonight.......God I love slow beginnings of the night so I can have her all to myself. Now all I have to do is find her tomorrow and see what happens.......Next report might be in the drama thread! LOL ;)
Happy_Camper
04-17-2004, 10:02 AM
So Thursday night three friends and I had planned on going to the opening of the new club in the next town (I had a VIP invitation for the 'pre-party'). So first thing i do at work is send out an email checking on plans (time, who's driving, etc). Well the first one responds that he can go because his wife (who he is in the middle of divorcing) was throwing a fit. The other two never responded. So I finally check at their desks before leaving and one says since the first guy canceled he isnt going..The other guy I never saw all day. I had mentioned meeting in the parking lot around 5 so I thought I should check and there he was. He had the OK from the wife and wasnt backing out for anything.
We get to the new club and the outside doesnt look promising. Not many cars, people are leaving (the pre-party was 6-8) and it is 6:30. We walk in the front door and are greeting by one of the owners telling us to go on in (never even checked an ID). He said the features they had for the weekend were at a table just inside the door if we wanted to meet them and that they would be taking the stage sometime after 8 when the place opened for the public. At first I thought nothing of it, figured would still see the house girls and enjoy the place for a bit. We get inside and there are maybe 10-15 people at most. Very first impression was that the chairs looked comfy (high backed victorian style, heavy chairs, not sure what color). There were two at each of the tables two or three rows deep on each side of the 'stage'. The 'stage' was a narrow runway like area not really even off the floor with a tip counter. There was no room to 'dance' and there were no poles. The features were sitting at a table and looked like they were just chatting with each other and didnt seem to be inviting company. They did look good though. We walked to the back where the free drinks were (a soda fountain with small plastic cups like at a kegger). There was a food buffet area, but there was no food yet (include in the opening weekends price $15). We grab a drink and go sit in the comfy chairs. My friend and I are talking about what we think of the place and wonder what makes it a VIP pre-party when no one is dancing and nothing special is going on. We dont even see dancers beside the features hanging out at one table. Then we see a door open from I think the dressing room and someone who looks like they could be a dancer. She stops by to say hi and I realize it is someone I had seen at my regular club. She goes to pull a chair up to talk, but cant even move the big heavy thing so she just kind of kneels down. Either way, she is already blocking the small aisle. If this this place ever gets close to being busy, there will me no easy traffic patterns. Anyway she mentions that no one is taking the stage until after 8, but she is already hustling and doing dances. There are only table dances (I dont even see a VIP area, maybe in the future). So now I realize that the limited space that is there, taken up by a dancer will have people deciding they need to walk by right then so they can bump into an naked lady. Did I mention this is an 18+ club with no alcohol. So also have the younguns who probably dont even have money. This girl moves on and I see 3 other ladies who would be house girls (just guessing from their attire since nobody was 'working'). Two more are ones I have seen at a couple clubs and was never really interested then. And the last I had never seen before, and wasnt someone i would really give a second look. Finally they announce that food is there to help ourselves. Free food, that wasnt bad at all, was about the only good thing going at the moment. Not a good first impression. Inviting people to a SC as a VIP and not even, in my opinion, being open. So my friend and I decide it was not worth waiting another hour just to see these women. The features looked good and may have been nice to see, but the house girls werent worth waiting for and rumor had it that at 8 when they were actually opening everyone had to pay the cover. Even those that were there for the pre party. So having another club that I KNOW will have women I like we decided to cut our loses and go there.
We were at this second club for just over an hour and seen the entire rotation when my friend decided he wanted to go to my regular club. The reason being is that at my regular club there is two-way contact and he has a favorite there (from the two times he has gone).
So we get to my regular club and someone is at my table. No biggie, wasnt planning on staying long and my friend likes to sit closer. I hate to admit, but he is one of those who would rather sit and watch the 'free' show and maybe get one dance. He grabs a table and I run to the bathroom. On the way back to the table I run into one of the mangers and mention our experience at the new club. He sort of laughs when i tell him who the house dancers I recognized were (they worked here before too). I am back at the table when the owner walks up to me shakes my hand (he has never introduced himself before) and asks if I will come speak with him in the office. He asks what I am drinking and buys me one. A couple other mangers are also in the office and they all wanted to hear about the other club. I told them not to worry, I wasnt taking all my money and going over there (unless for some reason the ATF did). Of course the owner made the comments about he wishes them well and doesnt think they really are after the same market. I dont think the other place will make it consider who their market is and how many clubs are around there anyway, but what do I know. The place may be nice for those who have never been to a club, but to a SCJ like me I was not impressed. I will give a little time for them to maybe get settled in and possibly get some more or different house girls and then try them again.
Just to toss in here, one of the reasons I had no problem hitting one more club was because I figured the ATF or Miss A would be working. Neither was, but my friends favorite was there. He left with her for a bit and the next thing I know he is hitting the ATM. I did go back Friday night since I was bored and they were both there, but I will post that in the drama thread later.
Richard_Head
04-17-2004, 10:40 AM
DGH, if you really want an out of club relationship with this girl you might want to start thinking about taking the money out of the equation and see what happens, like maybe, hmmm THIS WEEKEND. LOL, good luck with that.
HC, I often wonder why I mess with a good thing, I also always seem to go back to my favorite clubs whenever I stray.
Richard_Head
04-17-2004, 11:33 AM
I had another busy week at work but with the tax deadline finally passing that should change going forward, reason enough to celebrate for me and what better place to do that than the local strip club ;).
I got to the club about 9:30pm (I have free passes that get me in free if I'm there before 10pm) and found a table near one of the stages (they have four stages open when it's busy), I settled in, got a drink, and enjoyed the show. It didn't take long for Ms H to stop by, she is maybe the best looking dancer in this club, nicely toned body, beautiful face, incredible ass, perky natural BB's, I've gotten LD's from her in the past and they have always been lacking any great enthusiasm though so I politely declined her offer. Next up came a Czeck girl who also fits the above description, smoking body, but lackluster on the dances in the past, again another polite "No, thank you". Not off to a great start here, I also didn't see any of my faves working, I get the sinking feeling many of them have left the club as I haven't seen several of them in quite some time :'(.
I was thinking of pocketing my money and heading out when I heard Ms A called to stage, hmmm, things were looking a bit brighter and I decided to stick around a bit longer. I tipped Ms A on stage then heard Ms S was next, things were looking even brighter and I decided I would get another drink. Ms S is perhaps the most fun of any dancer I know, she's usually got a good buzz going before she starts (remember this is AZ, dancers are not supposedly allowed to drink at work), when she got near my stage I high-tailed it up there to tip her, she seemed happy to see me, as I'm up at the stage she starts unbottoning my shirt all the way down (LOL, I wasn't real comfortable with that as I'm standing up at the stage in front of everyone, but she seemed to be enjoying it so what the hell), I asked her to find me when she got off stage and she said she would (as I mentioned there are 4 stages, the dancers have to hit each stage for a song, I was near stage 2).
About 20 minutes passed when I see Ms S finally making her way over, I've known her for several years now, she's blonde, maybe 5'7" or so, early 30's, smoking tight body, great ass, she was wearing a short skirt and a small little shirt that read "Flirt", her dances have gotten better and better the longer I've known her and she didn't disappoint this time, very flirty, decent grindage, very handsy, she again un-bottoned my shirt, even took my belt off, I joked that she forgot to de-pants me but LOL she wouldn't go there, she joked that I'd need to find a more private spot for that. Needless to say I emptied the old wallet on her and didn't stay much longer after she left.
Good visit, much needed after all the crap I went through at work this week.
Lurker_001
04-17-2004, 08:53 PM
Best lap dance ever
Yeah,i'm still new to the SC scene and have only been patronizing them for just over a year.I've met alot of great entertainers in that time.Most of the mileage ranged from above normal to normal SS with even a few below normal encounters mixed in.Friday night was an exceptional night to say the least...
She was a goddess and the details cannot be described to mere mortals so you junkies are SOL,LOL...
It was a clean encounter so wipe that dirty thought from out of your heads....
NVJosh
04-19-2004, 12:23 PM
Call me stubborn. After a trip a month or so ago when I met the tall friendly dancer, I've been anxious to spend more time in her company. However, the couple of times I went to the club where I met her, she hadn't been there, and frankly she was the only redeeming feature of that club, so I had already decided that I wasn't going back there. However, she had mentioned that she also dances at another club in town, although I was pretty sure she said she went there when it became an "after-hours club" at 4 AM (what exactly IS an after-hours club in Las Vegas?). Well, 4 AM isn't in my vocabulary, so its unlikely I'm going to pursue her then.
Its Saturday night, tax season is over, and the wife is out of town, so I've got the weekend to myself. Friday night I was too damn tired to do anything. Saturday I spent all day at a business expo, then went to a meeting and had dinner with some friend. Its 8:30 and I'm tired already...screw it, I'm not just going home, I'm going to go to Club #2 and maybe Miss R is working there early tonight. I get there about 8:45, and as I get out of the car, I notice the sign says "Open 8 PM - 4 AM." I think "That's changed...I'm sure they used to be open in the afternoon." I get to the door and the bouncer says "We just opened at 8, so we only have 3 girls in, we'll have more later." That's cool, I generally sit at the bar to start anyway, so quantity isn't critical. Inside, they do confirm that the switch to 8 PM is recent, so I guess their afternoons were dead.
Its me and one other customer, and we're both at the bar. There are 3 girls, however nobody's on stage to start. I sit and yak with one of the girls, who is pretty damn cute, long brunette hair, not too skinny (i.e., the ones where I feel an urge to buy them food), nice figure, great smile. She mentions she's from Michigan, and I think to myself "Hey, Miss W from here is from Michigan." In the long run, it turns out that Miss W asked Miss J (this dancer) to move here from MI and that they are roommates. To make it a smaller world, their other roommate is a DJ at Mrs. J's old club (Mrs. J didn't like him, though). I'm watching the Lakers/Rockets game, yakking with the dancer and bartender and cocktail waitress when they call Miss J up to stage. So, I split my attention between the stage and the game...hey, it was a close game and I've seen lot of tits in my life. :)
Miss J is a decent dancer, and I go up to tip her a couple. Its obvious she's pretty new to dancing, as she keeps dancing for me, and not taking the money, knocking it to the side, whatever. At the end of her stage set, she walks off without the money, too. I bring it to her and she says "Oh, I would have gotten it from you later." Do I really look that trustworthy? That's the second dancer in 2 visits to say that they trust me to give them the money later. Well, I also didn't want to stay at the rail, because Miss W is coming up to dance. Miss W is nice enough, and kinda cute, just not my type. Very short, and she has these saucer sized aureole that just gross me out. I know some guys like that...I ain't one of them. So, while I like her, I don't like her on stage and I don't like to get dances from her. Besides, I'd rather talk with Miss J. Unfortunately, Miss J goes to talk to the other patron (curse the luck...and he didn't even tip her on stage, although I think he was sitting there, and I think he was buying her drinks or whatever). So, I mostly watch the game during Miss W's set. After her set, she comes and sits with me, and we talk for a bit, she tells me some about Miss J moving down here and that she never danced in Michigan, and that she got her drunk and convinced her to do it here, and now she's okay with it. However, she says "She just doesn't know how to work the room. She always goes over to the young guys. They don't have any money." We laugh at that and chat some more. I'd be happy to buy her a drink, she just already has one, and she's barely making any progress on it. She's not asking me for dances (good, because she's nice and I hate turning her down) however a few more people are coming in, and I don't want to take too much of her time since this is her job. I tell her I'm going to have to head out soon (wuss that I am, I was pretty damn tired). They are up to 5 dancers now, and I still think Miss J is the cutest. There was another one who looked pretty cute, I just never got a real good look at her while talking to Miss W. Well, its Miss J's turn on stage again, so I tell Miss W I'm going to tip her. I go up to stage and hold out the dollar from her and say "You have to take it this time." She takes it in her teeth, responding "My boobs are too small to grab it." Yeah..they're no better than Bs, and they were still darned nice. lol. I go back to sit with Miss W, we chat some more, then its her turn up on stage. Sure enough, Miss J runs over the some young dude and a few minutes later heads for the dressing room. I decide its time to go. I go up to stage and give Miss W a $5 tip because she's nice...she knows how to take a tip (but still creeps me out...lol). As I'm leaving the stage, Miss J is coming back, so I give the standard "nice to meet yous", get the obligatory hug and "come back and see us again" and head out the door.
Will I come back? I dunno...I still haven't found a club where I like just hanging out. If I could find Miss R again, I'd go where she was. They confirmed she did work at this club, just late, and I wasn't sticking around for that. I might go back there, I might not...I just have to mind me a tall, generous lady somewhere. :)
Total time in the club...about 90 minutes. Total damage to the wallet $19. Your time to read this...Priceless. :)
so its after 6:30am...and i should be studying for my finals, but somehow I ended up here and I'm about to do my first TR. so this is for all of you that have been hounding me to do one...lol...
and for those of you who dont know me, quick background: I'm 20/f...living in Orlando, FL going to school. I'm not a dancer, but my guy friends take me to strip clubs pretty often. so often, that I became friends with one of the dancers I met by buying dances, and now we're going to be roommates. hah..funny how things work. Anyway, I'm all about having a good time when I go, and having fun. There are too many rules here in orlando strip clubs, so the boys like to go to the clubs in Melbourne and Cocoa Beach (about 45 minutes from where we live. its worth the drive.) There are 2 main clubs on the A1A in cocoa beach. I started going to one of them last year and it became my regular club. Thats where I met my future roomie. I practically work there sometimes, not dancing, lol, but checking ID's, collecting cover, etc. Long story short, that club is like Cheers to me now where i go to hang out, it no longer feels like a strip club. Soooo..when I got an invite to go to the other big club, i figured why not. It'll be cool to check out a new place, and i kept hearing good things about it. although i did feel like a traitor..lol..but oh well..
so..sunday night 4/18/04 , I meet at my friends apt at 9pm. My friend isnt going, but he introduced me to his roommates a couple weeks before and they are the ones that invited me to go. So its 4 of us in total. They've been to the club many times, so on the way, i was hearing some rather interesting stories. I was really hyped up. :)
so we arrive there at 10:00 and its $15 cover for under 21 and $5 for over. two of us were 20. So it came out to $40 for all 4 of us. But one of the guys i was with (i'll call him HR for high roller) paid for all of us. which was really nice. So i walk in first, timidly, not sure what to expect. It was pretty dark, but I liked it. I passed a couple pool tables, and then a smaller stage that wasnt in use, only on fri and sat i guess. The dances here are $10, and they are done on benches that line the walls of the club. Hard contact. Anyway...
so im walking through, and some of the girls pass me by. One smiled, the other kinda gave me an icy look. its all good. I know some dancers dont like women in their clubs, so i respect that. I find a couple empty tables, take off my jacket and sit down. I'm getting a lot of stares from the male patrons, heh, but I'm used to it when i go to a sc. I know by their smiles that dirty thoughts are running rampant...lol. We all get settled, order drinks, light up some cigs and relax for a bit. I look around, checking out the scene. I see some really attractive girls, some hustling, some giving dances, and some just drinking at the bar. Maybe about 25 girls working in total. I notice this one dancer sitting by herself, and we make eye contact for a sec, then turn away. I'll call her Ms. E. Five minutes later, she gets called to the stage. I decide to go up to the rail to tip her, and the guys follow. We all sit at the stage and thats where we camp out for the rest of the night basically. It was pretty busy...lots of guys tipping, so that was good. One girl was sitting at the tip rail as well and she made it a point to smack each girl's ass when they were dancing. uhhhhh...not cool. So Ms. E sees me and smiles, goes to my guys and get their dollars. Then she comes to me, runs her hands thru my hair, then down my arms, takes my dollars from my hand, puts in my mouth and then takes it with hers. we engage in light kissing for a bit much to the crowd's chagrin. she was cute. HR is sitting next to me and goes "Im definitely getting you dances from her!" lol. I enjoy some more sets from other dances, tipping all the while of course. Each girl finding new ways to retrieve my money: putting in my shirt, my lap, my pants, whatever, cuz taking it from my hand is "too boring" they say. lol..well they're not going to get complaints from me. 30 minutes there and i was having a lot of fun already. I see Ms. E sitting at the other side of the stage with a guy. I give her a smile and she returns it. At this point..I just finished my long island iced tea..yum. my fave drink. HR's ATF comes by and he leaves. His friends tell me that he wont be back for at least an hour. He brought over $500 and he's intent on spending it. So i'm sitting there, talking shit, drinking and this girl taps me on the shoulder. She tells me that HR bought me 3 dances from her. lol..i was like whoaa. Its a dancer whose stage name is the same as my real name. We chuckled about that, and she took me to the back. But i told her dont worry about dancing for me, we can just chat. She looked at me like i had 3 heads..lol. and she said just because i said that, it makes her want to dance for me even more cuz I was being so understanding about it. so a little grinding went on, but we talked and joked thru most of it. she was hot, really sweet, and had a great name of course ;)
after about 15 minutes, im heading to the restroom. On the way there, this guy stops me, starts giving me some lines. lol..the usual.."are you here with your boyfriend? no? you're too beautiful to be single. i can take care of that for you. blah blah blah." Always amusing..i politely decline, and excuse myself. On the way back to my seat at the stage i notice its taken so i go to the nearest table and take a chair. But then a guy walks back to that table so i get up and explain that i took one of his chairs and i hope he didnt mind. he just smiled and said "i definitely dont mind. in fact, to show you how much i dont mind, I want you to pick a girl and she'll be yours for the rest of the night." i was like :o lol. i shrugged it off and said he can pick one for me and i'll be sitting over there when he wants to find me.
20 minutes pass, HR comes back from his dances. His ATF had to go on stage. He's smiling from ear to ear. I thank him for the dances he bought me and he informs me that he has some more girls lined up for me. lol...well ok then. so im sitting there and i'm looking around again. and i see the dude that said he wanted to get me a girl. he motions for me to come over. so i go, and take a seat. we chit chat, he gets me another long island. im in heaven at this point. lol. he's laying down madd lines...complimenting everything from my eyes to my smile to my body to even my clothes! hah..im just enjoying myself. then this dancer comes up to me and says "are you ready?" and i look at him and he's like "have fun". This dancer was really cute, puerto rican. she sits me down and BAM just goes crazy on me before i could even ask her her name! lol! before i know it, she pulls my shirt up to my chest with her teeth. she sucks on my belly ring..licks around a bit...bites my crotch...then pulls my bra down with her teeth. lol..all the while im sitting there not knowing what to expect..but now..im flashing anyone who's looking. which is pretty much half the club because when guys see 2 girls..their eyes become glued on the action. I even had guys get up and get closer to where we were sitting so that they could enjoy the show! lol...too funny. We do only 2 dances before both of us have to stop to catch our breaths...hehe. we go back to the dudes table where we see he bought 3 bottles of moet. fill my glass up!! then i realize...wait a minute...i should check on my friends. so i go back..and see how they're doing. they tell me to have fun, and if there is any trouble to let them know. it was really nice of them. so im drinking some champagne...and in a little while...i see Ms. E talking to HR. then she looks at me, smiles, and walks over. "HR just bought you 3 dances...are you ready?" oh yes...im buzzed and definitely ready! we talk for a bit. she has darkish red hair, green eyes, slim, tight body. champagne dude sees us and comes over, and says "do u want dances from her?" and i whisper to her "dont tell him that my friend already paid you to dance for me". lol...so I say yes, and he proceeds to pay her for 3 dances. She winks at me and says how cool i am for that. cuz i basically got her double the money. im always glad to help out a fellow chick :) Champagne dude sits close to us and watches as she does 3 dances for me. he keeps adding comments here and there. Ms. E and I just giggle and not really pay attention. She must have liked me a lot for what i did, because her dances were intense! Lots of contact. at one point, Champagne dude was like "suck on her belly ring" and im like "no...i dont think thats a good idea.." and she says "no..do it...i want you to.." lol...welllllllllll ok then. things got pretty heated after that, needless to say... 8)
more champagne follows. the rest of the night is a bit of a blur...lol. i remember a couple more dances from another girl who said i was "the hottest thing to walk in here all night" so she just HAD to dance for me. errrr...alright. at one point during a LD some guys came up and started showering me with singles, saying that I provided some of the best entertainment of the night. i just gave all the money to the girls of course. lol.....it was crazzzzyyyyyy.
the club closes at 2am. at around 1:30, Ms. Same Name as me comes out in her regular clothes and sits with me and we chat for a bit. but then at 1:45, the guys i came with decided its time to head out. they have to pick up another friend, but that we're going to another strip club that is open until 4. i say my goodbyes to the new people i met...and thank them vigorously for such a great night.
unfortunately, we didnt make it to the other club. but that was fine with me, cuz i was already drunk and on cloud 9 thinking about the fun i had. ;D
I'm looking forward to going back :) I hope my TR was worthy enough to be among all you vets...cuz then i guess i'll try to post some more. sorry it was so long!! :D
SportsWriter2
04-20-2004, 06:27 AM
Trix, your TR totally rules. It was sweet and HOT!! :D You know how to interact and have fun in clubs. You write well and make it all come alive.... I've taken the prettiest "girl next door" dancer I know to other clubs just to see how people react to and interact with her. It's always a fun trip.
aggieed
04-20-2004, 08:33 AM
I've never had the chance to take dancer bait...uh, I mean a hot chick with me to a club to be "entertained" as customers. Always wanted to try it though.
I agree with SW2, by the way, Trix...nice report.
Trix, besides you telling me the story shorter on the phone, I loved reading all the details. Girl, you are way too much fun, and I am definitely going to Orlando this summer to meet up with ya!!!! LOL
SportsWriter2
04-20-2004, 11:59 AM
I always thought we'd need part of Daryle Singletary's "Too Much Fun" in the TR thread someday. Trix, this is the day.
Blue lights flashing in my rear-view mirror
The sheriff says, "Boy I should have known it was you
You've got fourteen people in the back of this truck
I've warned you twice and now I'm writing you up."
I said, "Officer, what have I done?"
He smiled and said, "Boy, you're having too much fun."
(Chorus)
Too much fun? What's that mean?
It's like too much money, there's no such thing
It's like a girl too pretty, with too much class
Being too lucky, a car too fast
No matter what they say I've done
I ain't never had too much fun
Chili Palmer
04-22-2004, 09:25 AM
She told me she had no idea, she'd lost track after 5. She said 'maybe 7 dances?' Well, I know it was closer to 15, so I paid her accordingly
First, thanks for the TR. Any possibility you could PM me with the name of the club? I do the AZ thing regularly.
Second, it is always a sound idea to compensate a dancer correctly. Aside from the nice karma points you acquire, it's just wrong to rip someone off because you can.
CP
SportsWriter2
04-22-2004, 03:40 PM
Chili, I agree about correct compensation, but "correct" varies with context. If a dancer gets dreamy and undercounts, she wants you to keep coming back to her. It's a tacit understanding.... Small acts of kindness make people feel special in any environment. I started keeping track, song by song, for a dancer who consistently undercounted. She looked more and more frustrated until she ultimately said, "I don't WANT you to pay for every dance. I LIKE you too much."
Chili Palmer
04-22-2004, 07:34 PM
Where I come from (LA), if a dancer undercounts, SHE has to pay for them. No dancer likes you that much.
CP
SportsWriter2
04-22-2004, 07:47 PM
Where I come from (RI), three of my favorite clubs have no dancer fee per song. You can stay on the sofas as long as you want.... I much prefer clubs where you can create your own entertainment mix, and the sofas aren't limited by a song/dance/fee requirement.... But you're right, Chili: no dancer has ever liked me enough to pay a house fee of $5 or more out of pocket as part of a "free" dance.
NVJosh
04-23-2004, 06:45 AM
I can only count with an adding machine, and most clubs don't allow them in VIP, so I have to rely on dancer counts. :)
Happy_Camper
04-23-2004, 06:54 AM
I get distracted and cant count with breasts in my face. That is why I would rather buy 1/2 hour or so. I can tell time better.
Lurker_001
04-24-2004, 03:19 PM
Ditzy blonde
Friday i had a dental appointment and decide to take vacation day.I get that out of the way in the morning and go into work to get my check.Still no unused vacation/sick pay from last year so i'm only spending three or four hundred tonight...
I head out on the road to drive the sixty so miles to the club and get there around four thirty .The place is slow,looks like only one guy spending.He's an older man buying drinks for the girl and bartender who are now plastered.After a while he goes down to the VIP with the dancer and after a few songs returns to the bar fingering her butt crack the whole way,dis-gus-ting,bleh...
Ok,back to the story,heh..There is a blonde girl that works day shift here.This chic is totally whacked out of her gourd or something.She is super sweet though and a real blast to hang around with.I go up to the stage to tip her and she gives me a big hug and says"Hey baby,are you going to dance for me this time like you did last time?"..i'm like "Huh?"(tim taylor style)..heh.She then asks me if im drinking vodka and OJ like last time.LOL!...what the heck is she talking about?.....heheh
I talked with her for a while at the bar.She was talking about this seventy year old dude that took of her top and grabbed her boob.She slapped his face and he ran out of the club,lol...She also discused the importance of maintaining a conversation with the girls before asking for a VIP.That a stranger just walking up and asking for a dance was not cool.This has me soul searching as i'm not much of a conversationalist and she had even mention my silence was making her nervious,ack...maybe i'll stick to the hustle huts from now on...
Eight o'clock,finally,second shift starts....Miss S is first on stage(lower level) so she will be available right away for VIP.I haven't been spending much on her lately so i figure i would ask her for a dance.She is really cute tonight with a school girl outfit and two big curls hanging down each side of her face.We small talk a little about her farm house and cats.I really wanted to ask her about her SO or if she had one but i'm a rain coater so didn't,lol..Miss S likes me,or so it seems.At least i get that impression from her lap dances...Reallly affectionate with a lot of nose to nose contact..You know,that funny look when you get that close...egyptian eye O) ...Hahaha.Using my nose to play with her curls was fun too,she started to laugh at that...Miss S may/should become my new regular.This is important at the club i go to because most all the girls i like are too busy or tell me SS like"oh .i have to go on stage next" or "Wait here,i'll be right back" never to return,jeesh,wtf is up with that.Why don't they just come right out and tell ya i'm busy?
After a VIP she goes off to dance and i figure i'll wait for her.Thats eight songs so i'm just sitting there hoping to spend the rest of my money on her.She gets done and walks over to the bar with her friend,ugh....
I had turned down two hotties waiting for her and was kicking myself,heh...
It Didn;t turn out too bad as this super cute girl is up on stage now.I go to tip her and ask for a VIP.She does the SS line,"wait at your table,i'm going to freshin up"(she did change costume).I'm like ok,cool.But then it hit me that i've heard fellow junkies get dissed with that line so now i'm worried i'll be waiting all night,lol.I go up stairs and look around after ten minutes and see her with another guy.She sees me just as i'm going off to spend the rest of the money and comes over.Turns out this is her first night at this club.She works at the sister club(same owners).It was funny.We walk towards the VIP door and she turns to me and another dancer and says "Is there another stage in there?"..heh.The other dancer talks to her and we go.She Did well but not as high mileage as the other girls.It was nice though and i had fun anyway...
britfreak2
04-25-2004, 07:41 AM
FRIDAY
Friday night was a blast. I haven't had that much fun at my club in a long time. As soon as I walked in there was a good vibe going on. I sat down. Then I see my ATF across the room. She was sitting with someone else that cool. About 2 minutes later she spotted me and chilled with me for the majority of the night which I was really surprised she did. Normally she just with me for a few songs then she gets up on stage then I get my dances and then she goes off and works the rest of the night. We had a blast though. I was having fun she was having fun we're all having fun. Some where in there she told me that this one guy invited her to VIP. (Ok our VIP isn't that great. A couple of couches and Dances are $20 instead of $10. It's a Champagne lounge.) Ok, that's cool and everything. She was back with me in 20 minutes. Then she told me that all her VIP was in the normal $10 area for 2 dances. And got $100 for it. I just kinda laughed at it. Ok. See I get $60 worth or dances but I pay for each one. We had a blast. The rest of the night we just chilled.
Saturday
I was hoping a continuation of Friday night. That didn't happen. My ATF told me that she was working but then again how many times has she said that on a Friday night and not show up on Saturday. I think I'm going to stop going on Saturdays. And stick with my Thursday and Friday nights. I was mostly by myself the whole night. Nobody really came over and talked to me. Probably because only 2 people I really talk to besides my ATF were busy all night. One of my favorite waitresses was behind the bar last night. Bad idea. I had one rum and Coke from her and it was way to strong. So, I stuck with beer the rest of the night. I must say my ATF always makes my visit fun. But, this place kinda sucks when she isn't there.
Katrine
04-26-2004, 09:36 AM
.We small talk a little about her farm house and cats.I really wanted to ask her about her SO or if she had one but i'm a rain coater so didn't,lol..
Whoa, if you're a raincoater, then guys like Punk and Chili are the devil incarnate. Nice try though! Meow! :toldoff:
Richard_Head
04-26-2004, 08:41 PM
Here's a belated TR from a couple of weeks ago.
Seeing as how many of my faves seem to be leaving their respective clubs I decided to scout out a new club (Christie's Cabaret in Tempe, AZ). I got there about 10:00pm, it was pretty crowded, I ended up at a table near the back of the room, it wasn't real close to the stage but did seem to get a lot of foot traffic from the girls and there was a leather couch nearby for LD's so it looked like a promising spot. I quickly ordered a beer and started to take in the show. It didn't take long for a so-so blonde girl to wander on over, as she went to sit on my lap she accidently knocked over my full beer, she was very apologetic, but still a beer is a beer and LOL she wasn't going to get any dances out me after that. Anyways, I order another beer and went back to checking out the girls, they were a couple who looked promising, no one really stood out though. Another girl soon stopped by and whispered something to the effect of "If you buy a LD I'll touch everywhere", LOL that sounded good but as we all know talk in a SC is cheap and you guessed it she gave a very lackluster dance, key word there being dance, as she didn't get a second. Back to my night, I mentioned the leather couch earlier, turns out it was a bit too close for comfort as I got a nice kick in the head by a long limbed dancer who was giving some PL a LD on it. Ouch! LOL, at least it wasn't a heal into the skull. At this point I was wondering if I had pissed someone off, a spilt beer and a kick in the head all within my first 1/2 hour, I didn't see how that could be the case though as I had never been there before and didn't know anyone. I fought the urge to leave at that point and decided instead to get another drink and hope my luck would change, luckily it did as they called out the Promo (they call it the Extravaganza), they were giving away some crappy fleece blanket (where do they come up with this shit) and 2 LD's for $25, a beautiful blonde girl I had noticed earlier just happened by and LOL I decided I could really use a fleece blanket. She was hot, about 5'6", slim, mid 20's, nicely done DD's, she gave some excellent dances, needless to say I didn't stop at 2, she had to stop after 6-7 though when she was called to the stage, that was probably a good thing though as she would have probably broke me. I decided to leave at this point, it's nice to leave on a high note.
SportsWriter2
04-29-2004, 06:31 PM
FBR will be back soon... Until then, a low-end TR. Sometimes I try to guess which drug a new girl is on and just go with the flow.
Miss B was my type: five-three, 105, small B, goofy cute. On stage she wore a pink bandana skull cup, pink dress and feather boa. Like she was going to the Harley Ball. She asked me why the waist string of her G didn't make a shallow V in back the way it did on other girls. I smiled and said "cuz you have no butt." She was mock annoyed with me.
Ten minutes later I saw her sitting alone at a table with a wistful look on her face. I walked over and said I wanted to see her cute butt. She stood up and gave me a hug so I could squeeze it. :hug: New girls in this club have no friends, so I tried to be one. I offered her a drink; she wanted a bottle of water because she was too warm.
We did 2for1 topless dances in a corner chair behind a partition. Good dancer, knows how to match up and lock on. She said she sometimes fakes orgasms. I asked if she faked suppressed orgasms, cuz that's where the money is. She caught on fast and did a little FSO scene for me, ending with "No I DIDN'T" in a loud whisper. Cute.
The steady grinding made her feel good. She said she liked DFK with lots of tongue and lips. She made the mouth she likes "but I can't kiss you here." I said that's okay, cuz I only DFK one girl, and I was seeing her in another club. She pouted, but I said she could kiss my eyelids. She had never done that before. I said, "Promise you'll never do that with any other guy for as long as I love you." She agreed and hugged while she humped.
She said she got laid 3 months ago, then nothing until she met a new guy two weeks ago, but he doesn't get her off. She hopped up to pull her G aside and show me her bald cookie. She snagged the front on an outer lip to pull it open. Then she held an inner lip between her fingers and tugged on it. "I have an outie," she said. :D Cute again.
She likes choking and having her hair pulled. We got into it with both hands. :o Her bandana came off and she threw it on the other chair with a goofy "fuck that" comment. Then she gave me the intense nose-to-nose eye contact, then the inevitable kiss and long hug. She doesn't smoke, so it tasted good. :-*
A week later she was fired for having an E stash. :'( I told the housemom you gotta let that slide, cuz I don't mind buying extra water.
fishnet
04-29-2004, 07:10 PM
LOL...a typical SW2 report. ;D I thought the ATF that quit dancing was keeping you away from clubs. :o
SportsWriter2
04-29-2004, 07:57 PM
Fish, the ATF former dancer keeps me away MOST of the time. I don't just wander in anymore, but I have friends who call and e-mail saying, "You gotta check out this one." I kinda liked the E girl. My buds will tell me where she turns up next.
yoda57us
04-30-2004, 06:55 PM
probably on Jerry Springer....
SportsWriter2
05-01-2004, 04:58 AM
Whatever... I told my buds to call off the search for Miss B, cuz the Dancer God came through for me again. Miss O is even more my type: five-two, 100, A boobs, slender legs, cute and affectionate, looks 18.... Third day dancing and sooo coachable. You gotta love a "girl next door" type who confesses her trigger on the first song: "Hold my hair in back close to my head, and pull it [slight pause] slow and steady. I love that."
britfreak2
05-01-2004, 07:18 AM
Last night I didn't even want to leave the club. But, I had to. I was having so much fun. I hung out with my ATF and her roommate buddy all night. I was actually surprised to see Miss K. I haven't seen her work over a month. Later on she tells me that she owes my ATF some money so she needs to make some. We were having so much fun. We shot the shit. Made fun of the new waitstaff and bartenders new uniforms. These things are horrible. They look like really bad high school cheerleader outfits. The skirts came down to their knees. That lasted about an hour with Miss R. She literally said fuck it and changed. Nobody was feeling that. Expecially Miss M. She was hating on that. Eventhough we kinda felt bad that we were making fun of them but we just couldn't help it.
Everybody was in a good mood. We had another 2 dancers and my ATF's roommate come up to us and say that we should go out and get it over with. We both kinda laughed. We been trying to but something always comes up. She said we'll go out here in a couple of weeks when she is done with school. Everybody is probably saying give up. Hell no! I'm not gonna let this one go. I'm not going to make the same mistake twice.
I wasnt planning to hit any clubs during my vacation. Mrs FBR keeps me on a pretty tight leash while there. In fairness to her, I work a lot so if she wants to OD on FBR during vaca thats her wifely prerogative I suppose.
Anyway, sometimes the SCJ gods look out for you. One of the household appliances crapped out and needed to be repaired. Since dealing with that type of problem falls under the catagory of a "mans job" LOL I volunteered to handle it. I called my brother-in-law who normally looks out for my property and is an all around handyman sort of guy (and a secret junkie :) ) I explained the situation to him in general terms but managed to throw in a few code words after Mrs FBR's ATM window dropped down in boredom after listening to us talk for a while. He picked up on the hint and said he would be over within an hour. Smiling, I hung up, turned to Mrs FBR and said, "Honey we'll have you up and running by this evening no problem". She was pleased as punch (a woman hates when her appliances arent functioning properly ::) ) and, satisfied that the crisis would be resolved shortly, continued on her quest to select a swimsuit to wear to the pool that afternoon.
My bro-in-law arrived right on scheduled. We stood around the appliance for a while, discussing the problem in technical terms (some of which were made up). Mrs FBR was sort of lurking around. She had found a swimsuit she didnt know she had, an orange two piece. She had it on and looked pretty good for an older gal LOL Orange only works if you have a nice tan. Fortunately, within a couple of days of arriving she had a great tan going already. I should be so lucky. Anyway, my bro-in-law announced that he was pretty sure he knew what repair parts would be required but it might take a few hours to find a store that carried them. She was OK with that since the sun was shining brilliantly and it was already 82 degrees. The pool was calling her :D
We jumped in his truck and headed up the street towards the main highway. I told him we probably should stop by Home Depot first and pick up the $2 seal we needed ::) We found it quickly and fortunately the line was short. Only took a couple minutes to get through the check out line. I flirted with the gal working the register of course 8) She had a NY accent...not uncommon in Florida. After we got back in his truck I pulled out the seal and tossed the wrapping so Mrs FBR wouldnt see that it really wasnt called a Buna-N Back Pressure Blockage Packing. We pulled out and headed towards the half dozen block strip that is home to several gentlemens clubs.
My brother-in-law had mentioned to me that things had "changed" since the last time I went clubbing in the area. Im talking probably 3 or 4 years ago. All the clubs in the area had been topless, medium contact but with a full bar of course. He told me in previous conversations that over the last year or so, everything has been turned on its head. The rules had been loosened considerably. Naturally Im skeptical. So while he was describing full nude, full contact, full bar, Im thinking "yeah, whatever...you never find that combination".
Im still pondering that off chance possibility when we pull into the parking lot of the first club. Its about a 4,000 square foot stucco building painted in tropical colors (this is Florida remember). I see about a half dozen cars in the lot. Pretty dead but I reminded myself it was only noon or there abouts. As we're walking up to the door, he told me he'd only been here a few times and really didnt know anybody. Im cool with that...anonymity is a good thing. As we opened the door the music blasted back at us...sort of a rap thing but not too offensive. We walked up to the bar and grabbed a couple stools. The barmaid acknowledged us, asking what we wanted. She smiled at my bro-in-law but since he was basically unknown there ::) Im sure the barmaid was just being nice. A couple of frosty beers of our choice appeared in front of us and we both downed half the bottle in one swig. Theres something about being on vacation in Florida, sitting in a strip club with a cold beer in you hand. Life is good sometimes ;D
I glanced over at the stage. It was empty at the moment but I did notice a DJ at the booth so I figured a dancer would be forth coming sometime soon. Looking to my right a saw a very cute stripper sitting further down the bar chatting up this guy, a customer I assumed. She was a petite brunette with what appeared to be a tight ass (from what I could see) and very perky boobies. She glanced over at me and smiled and then noticed my brother-in-law. Her smile increased dramatically and I saw her mouth the words "Hi <insert brother-in-laws name>" I immediately turned my head back looking at him and he was smiling LOL I said "Hmmm so you dont know anybody huh" LOL Fuckin liar, good thing I love him :D
We decided to move out to a table in anticipation of a stage show. Grabbing our beers, we found a table that had a good view of the stage but wouldnt be considered part of "Pervert Alley". I gave the waitress a high sign and within a minute or two a couple more brews appeared at out table. As I took my first drink the DJ called a dancer to the stage.
The first set was pretty much what Im used to. The dancer was a very cute Latina who by the end of the song was down to her miniscule thong. By then Im thinking OK we'll see some pole tricks and then its on to the next lady. I took another drink of my beer waiting for the next song to begin. As the notes of the second song were playing Ms Latina laid on the stage making some sexy moves. I noticed her pushing her thong down just a bit creating a gap between it and her cookie. Then she flips over unto her knees, her ass facing towards us and her thong not hiding anything. I looked over at my brother-in-law and he has this wise ass look on his face. By the time I looked back at Ms Latina her thong was gone and shes totally into her routine :o I grabbed a handful of one's and went up to the stage LOL She slithered over to where I was standing and gave me a great show. Alternately, she moved from lying on her back to being on her knees, all the while using her fingers to display her talents in living color. One by one, I slipped the dollars into her garter. After each snap of the garter, she rewarded me with a snap of her cookie LOL It was cool as hell ;D
I went back to our table and high fived my bro-in-law. I said "You fucker, you WEREN'T lying to me" LOL He just grinned and took a drink of his beer. After Ms Latina's set was over, she walked by and gave me a kiss for the tips. I thanked her for the performance and then focused back on the stage. The dancer from the bar, Ms C, was called up. She did the usual down to her thong first song. My bro-in-law slipped up to the stage on song number two. She was naked and had all her mysteries on full display when he walked up there. He tipped her (nicely I assume) and I saw then chatting a bit. She had her arms around his neck and was whispering in his ear. Anyway, he came back to the table looking pleased so as soon as he sat down I went up to the stage to tip Ms C. We chatted for a minute...she looked very hot so I was in major flirt mode LOL She spun around a couple of times giving me a full view of her goodies and said shed be over after her set. Im cool with that and slipped $10 in her garter to let her know I appreciated her efforts.
Settling back at our table I waited out her set. Both of our beers were empty so we quickly ordered another round. Ms C didnt come directly to our table after her set...she headed to the dressing room. Thats standard stipper stuff so I wasnt worried about it. She reappeared at our table shortly thereafter. I bought her a Yager and we three sat and shot the shit for a few minutes. I kept thinking damn shes cute and asked her where the private dances take place. She motioned towards a curtained off room to her left. Not one to be totally stupid I asked her what the cost would be and she told me. But then she said I was covered for a couple dances by my bro-in-law. I glanced over at him and he winked LOL A new song was about to start so I took her hand and we headed toward the curtained off room.
I'll be honest here...I felt like a babe in the woods. I was looking around for a camera and Ms C must have noticed. She said "Baby, this is very very private". She took off her stripper outfit and was standing there full nude. She did a very nice dance routine through most of the first song which I enjoyed tremendously. The contact was well beyond what I was used to so I was grooving to it. As song number two started, she whispered in my ear "Baby, <insert bro-in-law name> asked me to take good care of you". I felt her hands slip down to my shorts. She made quick work of my belt and as I heard the distinctive sound of my zipper being lowered, all I could think of was DAMN YOU ARE A PLAYER BUD.
I was still in shock as we headed to the next club. According to my time estimation, we only had about an hour before we had to head back to the house. We settled into a table which was close but not too close to the stage. The waitress appeared immediately and two beers were on our table in a blink of a eye. We settled back to enjoy the show. I was wondering if the nude thing from the previous bar was an anomyly but sure enough, the ladies went to full nude by the second song. I was like a kid in a candy store, tips and dances...life is good. I bought my bro-in-law several dances as well. It was really enjoyable but more like what you would expect from a typical strip club. Not major extras.
As we were driving back to the house, he confessed that he was a major regular at bar number 1. He knew who did what to who and who got paid LOL I started to chide him for not warning me but then decided to not say anything. I think it was a gift and as they say dont look a gift horse in the mouth or whatever that saying is.
We arrived back at the house and installed the high tech seal LOL and all was well. Mrs FBR was a happy camper. I gave my bro-in-law a hug just before he climbed into his truck to head home. I guess I owe him and I'm sure he will collect when I head back to Florida this fall for my next vacation. I was feeling a bit surreal as he headed up the street and I walked back into the house. There are players and then there are PLAYERS.
FBR
mr_punk
05-02-2004, 03:46 PM
The contact was well beyond what I was used to so I was grooving to it. As song number two started, she whispered in my ear "Baby, <insert bro-in-law name> asked me to take good care of you". I felt her hands slip down to my shorts. She made quick work of my belt and as I heard the distinctive sound of my zipper being lowered
I was still in shock as we headed to the next club. ;DLOL..your brother-in-law sounds like a real monger, FBR. it sounds like that stripper worked you over pretty well ;D. now, you can see why i enjoy that type of mileage.
I guess I owe him and I'm sure he will collect when I head back to Florida this fall for my next vacation.i'd say, if he ever needs an internal organ replaced. he knows where to look first. :)
SportsWriter2
05-02-2004, 04:37 PM
FBR, here's a book idea: "How to break appliances to get away AND be a hero."
Lurker_001
05-02-2004, 04:51 PM
Thursday night i decided that i would raid the war chest for a trip out of town friday.After work i headed out to the club stopping only for a burger then a shower at the massage parlor.Changed out of the work duds into my perv gear at the parlor then headed off to the club.
I get to the club around six thirty.Miss E is working and she takes me for a VIP or two.She tells me a certain girl from the first shift likes me.The last time i was there Miss H was hanging out with some old dude and he got her drunk.I guess she told Miss E that she liked me or something..lol.Miss H worked second shift friday night.I saw her come in and she beamed a smile over.That was the last i saw of her...*shrug*
The evening started off pretty nice.I had a chance to talk to miss B again for a while.She is a darling girl,someone that would make a great gf.Second shift started and it was insane..all the girls were working and every two minutes i'd get a smile and hello.
Miss M was in,at the end of the bar,i saw here there and tought i recognized her.She smiled and waved.After a while with miss B i spyed a waitress playing video games so i went over and said hi.She was nice enough but also a cold shoulder was felt,lol...Miss M came over and i only really recognized her body,lol.She was wearing alot of makeup,much more than last time.She also had hair extensions in.She gave me a hug and kiss then invited me to go upstairs if i wanted to,or stay down and she would come and find me.
Miss K was on stage now so i went over to say hi and tip her.She is such a cutie with long,mid back curly hair.I had a dance from her last month and she was so nice.
After a while i spot Miss C,available,so i ask her for a dance.This girl is incredible.Non stop energetic action...i'm ril with her atm...lol...We ended up in VIP for twenty songs....Haven't had a friction burn in a while,two days later and i can still feel it,lol...
SportsWriter2
05-03-2004, 05:24 AM
Haven't had a friction burn in a while,two days later and i can still feel it,lol...
Tech note: The epidermal layer of a contact dancer's crotch thickens and hardens over time, especially for a nude contact dancer. A gynecologist can recognize the difference.... Guys don't grind as often, so they get chafed more easily. I remember getting something like 40 dances from eight girls on a 2 for 1 day. I ended up wondering how they could do it. I left feeling sore, dirty and used.
GurlyGurl
05-03-2004, 06:56 AM
"The epidermal layer of a contact dancer's crotch thickens and hardens over time"..... What are you talking about??? Are you saying that a 'callous' forms? That's the funniest thing I've ever heard. And the furthest things from the truth. but thanks for the laugh ;)
Lurker_001
05-03-2004, 03:06 PM
Don't know how she faired afterwards but during the laps she was going to town so to speak.I've never had a dancer do the things she did.The best part was when she would turn around.She would "mount" and jam her ass into my belly before grinding.The intense action cause my boldness to peak and at one point i squeezed her hips/ass and helped her motion.A couple times i thought i heard a squeal of pleasure,lol...well,i hope she had a good time,i know i did.
By the way,she does the T-bar peak-a-bo and has a inny set,from what i could make out anyways...it's pinkish purple..does that mean she's "thickened and hardened"?
mr_punk
05-03-2004, 05:35 PM
I remember getting something like 40 dances from eight girls on a 2 for 1 day.40 LD? all in one day?
Guys don't grind as often, so they get chafed more easily after 40 LD, the average PL would probably develop blisters on his crotch. of course, if he continued getting a large number of LD on a daily basis those blisters would turn into calluses. hmmm...i wonder, if a pumice stone would help?
;DLOL..your brother-in-law sounds like a real monger, FBR.
He surprised the hell out of me. Back a few years ago, I was showing him what to do :o Guess hes hit his stride since we last went clubbing 8)
it sounds like that stripper worked you over pretty well ;D. now, you can see why i enjoy that type of mileage.
LOL It certainly surprised me. Usually, if I get anywhere near that level of mileage its due to my own scheming :P
i'd say, if he ever needs an internal organ replaced. he knows where to look first. :)
At the rate hes going I suspect he may need an external organ replaced first ;)
FBR
Richard_Head
05-03-2004, 07:45 PM
;DLOL..your brother-in-law sounds like a real monger, FBR.
He surprised the hell out of me. Back a few years ago, I was showing him what to do :o Guess hes hit his stride since we last went clubbing 8)
LOL, FBR the SC mentor, sounds like you did good work there.
mr_punk
05-03-2004, 07:51 PM
He surprised the hell out of me. Back a few years ago, I was showing him what to do :o Guess hes hit his stride since we last went clubbing 8)i'll say, it sounds like you created quite a monster. ;D
i'll say, it sounds like you created quite a monster. ;D
My bro in law is so unassuming its funny LOL Guess you cant judge a book by its cover.
FBR
fishnet
05-04-2004, 05:33 PM
As you always like to say FBR, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. In this case, since you were the teacher, it has to be true. LOL. ;)
SportsWriter2
05-04-2004, 07:38 PM
"The epidermal layer of a contact dancer's crotch thickens and hardens over time"..... What are you talking about??? Are you saying that a 'callous' forms? That's the funniest thing I've ever heard. And the furthest things from the truth. but thanks for the laugh ;)
Lichenification is the leathery induration and thickening of the skin caused by chronic inflammation from longterm rubbing and other irritations. Ask your dermatologist, Google the term, or go to
Most of the friction in "cookie grinding" is on skin to the left and right of the labia majora. I tell new dancers to rub guys with a thigh 80% of the time, because it's just as effective with less pressure and irritation.
Masturbation is generally more focused and less irritating than contact lapdancing.
sander8son
05-04-2004, 10:59 PM
Thursday night i decided that i would raid the war chest for a trip out of town friday.After work i headed out to the club stopping only for a burger then a shower at the massage parlor.Changed out of the work duds into my perv gear at the parlor then headed off to the club.
LOL, wtf????
stopped by the massage parlor for a shower? huh? did you get a massage? is this a legit or hj massage parlor? is it really a bathhouse, but you dont want us thinking you're gay? whats the deal. that threw trix and me for a loop.
Lurker_001
05-05-2004, 06:19 PM
LOL, wtf????
stopped by the massage parlor for a shower? huh? did you get a massage? is this a legit or hj massage parlor?
WTF do you think?..ya want the routine?
Go in,pick girl.....Go to private room,pay her 85 bucks...take a shower,play in the hot tub(my favorite part)...go back to room,get a massage...take another shower....ya wanna know if i left happy as well?
danhunt
05-05-2004, 09:10 PM
This week I am in Orlando which is not the place to be if you are a SJC and a PL. So, west on Route 4 to Tampa to get my monthly SC fix at one of the best in the country, Ybor Strip.
This place hasn't changed in years other than they have taken the paper towel dispensers out of the VIP rooms. I decided to go ahead and get the $25 "all access VIP braclet" because I wanted to try out a few different dancers. This club charges $10 every time you want to go back to a room, except if it with a dancer you have already paid for.
I was here in January, right after the Galardi Club raids. Then, everything was pretty chaste, now we're back to the way things were.
Checked out 5 different dancers tonight. All were a lot of fun, and actually great dancers. However, the "gangsta" attitude of some of the girls turns me off.
Negotiating is back into effect and the smart PL's can sometimes fuckoe a good price for some "interesting" services. The tip rail is still the best bargain in the country. Where else can you have a beautiful, naked stripper give you a two way contact, 15 second encounter for a buck?
The rumor is that they are going to put some money into this place and get the upstairs open. We'll see.
Anyhow, as usual a great time was had by all, dropped about $$$ and I'll be back when I'm in the area.
Trix, besides you telling me the story shorter on the phone, I loved reading all the details. Girl, you are way too much fun, and I am definitely going to Orlando this summer to meet up with ya!!!! LOL
Im days behind catching up on posts on this thread. As I read Lexi's response to Trix's post all I could think of was how I could somehow manage a seriptitious trip to my house in FL and invite Trix and Lexi over. We could party for awhile there (you would love the decor) and then hit my favorite Hooters on the river. Dolphins often migrate into the semi fresh water and together we could admire their dorsal fins ;D
FBR
Richard_Head
05-06-2004, 07:01 PM
ya wanna know if i left happy as well?
LOL, I'm guessing it's safe to assume that a happy ending took place. Damn Audiense you are a hardcore SCJ.
SportsWriter2
05-07-2004, 06:14 AM
JZ, you should READ the review article. I added CAPS to key words. Pruritic just means it itches.
"Lichen simplex chronicus (LSC) is thickening of the skin with variable scaling that arises secondary to REPETITIVE scratching or RUBBING."
"Patients with LSC usually describe stable pruritic plaques on one or more areas; however, THICKENING of the SKIN occurs on any location that the patient can reach, including the following:
Scalp
Nape of neck
Extensor forearms and elbows
VULVA and scrotum
Upper medial thighs, knees, lower legs, and ankles"
I got it at the edge of my right knee from wearing jeans for active winter sports. That was the primary rubbing point. It sometimes itched and I scratched it.
A dancer told me how surprised she was when a health clinic gynecologist asked if she was a dancer, then explained to her how he could tell. :o I don't understand why it's such an emotional problem that a dancer might be different from the general population in some way.
Nice subtle TR.