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mr_punk
08-25-2005, 08:44 PM
We stroll over to the topless section, with the waitress in hot pursuit. After my 450th consecutive "No" this year to the question, "Buy the lady a drink?" Cal Ripken appears from nowhere to hand me an Iron Man award as the Perseverance PL of the Year. I am pleased to accept this on behalf of harassed overcharged PLs everywhere.:rotfl:sh#t, i only missed it by 50 "No". oh well, kudos to you, CP.

Reaches into her ho bag and pulls not one but TWO (!) condoms for extra safety. Ugh. She does perform a nice CBJ, but when one is double-bagged, one is not going to get much feeling in the act. We knock it out for the last two songs and I decloak and then head back to my seat.ya gotta be kidding me:shocking:. perhaps, we should thaw out the Duke from his cryogenic sleep and get him to present you with the John Wayne "Sands of Iwo Jima" award for taking one for the team.

SportsWriter2
08-26-2005, 02:19 AM
I spy a young, light-skinned AA dancer heading my way. Looks good, but only B's, so she may be disqualified from consideration. Not so fast, CP. She's got some game and I'm a little bored, so when she offers me a 2-for-1 (her own special, not the club's), I agree. When she adjusted where she was sitting by landing her perfect little ass right on my unit certainly didn't hurt, either. The next song starts, and she is giving a real good grind, even placing my hands right on her pert little chest. Nice. A floater comes by to harsh my mellow. "Keep yer hands by your sides." She rolls her eyes and continues to perform through the two songs. When it's over, I decide to take her on the VIP room offer. Sadly, I kept thinking she was holding back. She'd peel back her panties and place her shaved beautiful kitty right by my face, but wouldn't let me come in and play. She'd do some stickshifting, but then move on right as things got interesting.
My kind of girl. She knows which guys truly like her "pert little chest" and which guys are hunting for monsters. :D

Casual Observer
08-27-2005, 06:32 AM
CP, you are a god among us mere mortals...

<S> CP

Moneywise
08-28-2005, 10:43 AM
Lately I have tried to scale back my visits to once a week or perhaps once every two weeks. This has become increasingly difficult due to my relationship with P. We do what guys do in as club atmosphere. We have a good time. I decided to stay homer and enjoy some pre-season football Friday night. Eventually the football enjoyed watching me snore. I awoke Saturday morning to find two messages on my celly phone. Both were from P wondering where I was. It is almost as though I am expected to be there every Friday night like clockwork. This doesn’t work well for me as the only schedule I adhere to is my work schedule which funds my fun excursions.


Fast forward to last night (Saturday). I stopped by P’s house Saturday afternoon. We chatted for a bit and watched some TV while tripping on people in general. I kept it short as I was swinging through on my way from work and wanted to wind down. I promised to stop by later.


At around 11:30pm I strolled in. The door guy was sitting at the bar and looked up to see me. He didn’t budge..lol


A couple of my favorite ladies were sitting at the bar. They both greeted me as I strolled by. I don’t like to stop & talk when I first get in unless it’s certain people. My fave bartender is working tonight. This girl is just plain hot. She’s about 21 with a perfect little body, long straight brunette hair, and a smile that would melt anyone. She always gives me unusually large discounts on drinks so I usually slip an extra tip in her jar. I’m not sure what’s up with that.


I order a couple of drinks & join P. There are some hot ladies in the place tonight. Both on and off stage. I know I alluded to the pope earlier when speaking to Jenny but in all seriousness you would think SC DJs held pope-like status when at work. The number of female customers that work their way into the booth on a given Saturday night is astonishing. On this night a mother/daughter combo works their way into the booth. :O The daughter had an ass that I just couldn’t stop staring at. She was stacked with long blonde hair. Of course she had a barely covering anything skirt on too. Her mom left lots to be desired even with the lights severely dimmed. I guess they both just wanted to hangout. P humored them for awhile. The daughter was so proud of her ass she told P to try and sit his beer on it. She bent over slightly and his beer fit perfectly onto that arch between the small of her back and that ass.


Ms. J ventures into the booth and we cuddle a little as she picks out her music. I tell her how good she looks (shhh Jenny..lol) and she smiles. We cuddled for the next song and made small talk before she hit the stage. }:D


While she’s on stage a member of 5.0. enters the booth. He’s assigned to the club on most Saturday nights. He, I and P make small talk. He whispers something in P’s ear and slips him 5 ones. After he leaves I ask P what that was all about. P told me he had said

“Give this to the girl on stage”.. :O

LOL

That would have been Ms. J.

P and I cracked up laughing. Just because you wear that uniform it doesn’t mean you aren’t still a typical man.

When she finishes her set Ms. J rejoins us in the booth. P hands her the money and tells her she has a secret admirer. He then gets pre-occupied with something at which time I told her who it was. She died laughing. New motto: “Serving, protecting, and tipping America’s citizens”


I went with P for awhile to congregate at the bar. In walks Ms. J’s BF. P immediately turns to me and say “there’s (insert his name here)” while pointing in his direction and laughing.


Ms. J then makes her way back into the booth. We hug and I whisper a few things in her ear.


MW: Are you ready for our second play date?


J: Yes. Why don’t you call me tomorrow?


MW: Aight. This time I am bringing my hard hat. You’re going to come multiple times.


J: Smiles ear to ear.


MW: (about as serious as it gets)


She tips out and gets ready to head home.


As time is winding down P and I discuss a few things. It went a little something like this:


MW: So tell me something man. The thing that happened between J and I... would you consider that commonplace or rare for her?


P: That’s very rare. I’ve been here awhile and I would say I am in on at least 95% of what goes on both in and outside of this club. She never does that. It’s all about you. I’ve never seen her do that before. Even to the point of where she came to me for approval. That surprised me. We’ve known each other for awhile man. You’re definitely the exception to the rule.


MW: I’m going to hook up play date #2.


P: I remember that night she talked to me after you two hooked up. She asked me to go outside to talk. That’s when I knew it was serious. She said you tried to yank her hair out of her head and said “ I bet your boy (insert Bf’s name here) can’t do it like this”. Man it was all I could do to not piss myself laughing. She went on to say she thought it would be different. She said you treated her like a whore. I then said “but you are a whore”. She replied “You’ve got a point”. Dude I almost pissed myself laughing. The funny thing is she kept talking about how good it was. :D


MW: True!

I’ll be calling her this afternoon and setting something up. I’m going to give her a little choice. (3 small to hook up with me tonight and skip work where she probably won’t make over $150 on a Sunday night) I’m considering offering 4 small.

SportsWriter2
08-28-2005, 11:10 AM
P: I remember that night she talked to me after you two hooked up. She asked me to go outside to talk. That’s when I knew it was serious. She said you tried to yank her hair out of her head and said “ I bet your boy (insert Bf’s name here) can’t do it like this”. Man it was all I could do to not piss myself laughing. She went on to say she thought it would be different. She said you treated her like a whore. I then said “but you are a whore”. She replied “You’ve got a point”. Dude I almost pissed myself laughing. The funny thing is she kept talking about how good it was. :D


Jenny, Ev et al: Explain the protagonist's inner conflicts as a possible explanation for why it was so good. Did she want to be a whore or just be treated like one?

MW: Forget going to $400. Make it $300 minus $2 every time she cums and plus $2 every time you cum. Piecework incentives magnify the intensity. ;)

Moneywise
08-28-2005, 11:49 AM
MW: Forget going to $400. Make it $300 minus $2 every time she cums and plus $2 every time you cum. Piecework incentives magnify the intensity. ;)

This I like. ;)

Moneywise
08-28-2005, 05:03 PM
We just talked 30 minutes ago. I tried to get her to ditch work tonight but she gave me some line about needing to have certain weekdays off and not being able to mess that up due to her motherly obligations. I respect that. So I am going to call her tomorrow and set up another play date for this upcoming week. I pitched that idea to her but upped the stakes to $10. She found it to be very interesting. Her exact words were "I am pretty good about staying in control so I am not worried about losing any money." }:D

We shall see.

Richard_Head
08-28-2005, 09:19 PM
I've cut back on my TR's (as has everyone else so it seems) because they seem so tame and mundane compared to CP and MW but what the hell here goes (let me know if it's too tame and mundane). Saturday night, I got the itch, headed out to the club, got there about 11PM, the club was much too crowded, there was not much seating available so I grab a seat near the bar, not good, too well lit, not enough traffic, when a hot little latina hits the stage I took the opportunity to head up stageside, I throw a couple of dollars out and before I know it she is yelling for the bouncer and pointing at the bozo across the stage (the moron was taking pictures from his camera phone), nice mood killer. A fugly was up next so I decided to try to find a better seat, bingo I find a table in the back near the back stage, better yet I spotted Ms H (blonde with a killer body) dancing for some PL back there and she would no doubt stop by in no time when she spotted me, things were looking up (or at least I thought). Next thing I know a bouncer stops by and asks me if I could move up one table as they had a party of 20 stopping in and they needed the room, I had no problem with that, then they head on over and it was a group of twentysomethings (guys and gals) celebrating someone's birthday (who the f*ck does things like this in their 20's???, at a strip club no less), I got a bit claustrophobic being stuck in their midst and when they called Ms H to the stage I again decided to find another spot, of course a tip was in order for Ms H, she asked me where I was sitting and I told her wherever I could find a spot, she said she'd look for me. The only place open at the point was a shitty spot WAY in back that got almost NO traffic from the girls, it wasn't far from the 2 stages though so it had to do. I spotted Ms H making her way back when she got sidetracked by some PL, next thing I know she is dancing for him, and dancing for him some more, and dancing for him yet some more, the fuckoe kept her busy ALL night, I hate FUCKOES! I tipped several dancers at the back stages and asked them to stop by when they got the chance and they said they would but to it was apparently just lip service as there were apparently bigger spenders in the house, teaches me for venturing out on a Saturday night I guess. Finally settled on several dances from a decent looking blonde who for some reason ventured back into the depths of the club, decent dances, nothing sensational. I had had enough at this point and finally decided to cut my loses and headed out. Hmmm, maybe I should have wrote about Vegas.

Moneywise
08-29-2005, 03:17 AM
(let me know if it's too tame and mundane)

Never. I enjoy hearing about the escapades of others just as much as I enjoy documenting my own.


(the moron was taking pictures from his camera phone), nice mood killer.

I once saw a bouncer take some guy's cell phone and told him he would find it outside in the trash behind the club..haha


(who the f*ck does things like this in their 20's???, at a strip club no less)

Dude tell me about it! In my early twenties I was too busy whoring in the regular dance clubs. Strippers were still taboo. Those were the days. ::)


Hmmm, maybe I should have wrote about Vegas.

Oh please do. Enquiring minds want to know. ;)

Katrine
08-29-2005, 11:59 AM
I tipped several dancers at the back stages and asked them to stop by when they got the chance and they said they would but to it was apparently just lip service as there were apparently bigger spenders in the house, teaches me for venturing out on a Saturday night I guess.

Sweets, you would be a pleasure to dance for. Its not a lip-service issue. On a crowded night, there is no way to know who is going to spend more money than other. We just get grabbed by guys walking across the club, and the smart money is to take the dance opportunity right then and there rather than chance finally finding you already busy with another girl

My customers are always getting cross with me on busy nights. Sorry man. I like dayshift a lot for this reason. It allows quality time to be spent. I highly recommed setting up early appointments. Sorry to hijack.

A_Guy
08-29-2005, 02:53 PM
who the f*ck does things like this in their 20's???, at a strip club no less

ohhh come on... You gotta admit, it sure does beat Chuck E Cheese!

Moneywise
08-29-2005, 04:04 PM
We just get grabbed by guys walking across the club, and the smart money is to take the dance opportunity right then and there rather than chance finally finding you already busy with another girl



You know if I have learned anything in my 2 or so years of SCing I have found that you can’t just sit back and wait for the “right dancer” to approach you. More often than not other factors contribute to a lack of availability.


1. crowded
2. unfamiliar with you personally
3. Some regular is fuckoing you. (ties in with #2)
4. You may not necessarily look like a spender. (unfortunately this happens… yet not surprising)

I adopted a new rule about 6 months ago because I decided that if I am going to hit the SC I will be prepared for just about anything. I never go nowadays without at least 5 small in my pocket. Sometimes I have more than that. I understand the danger of carrying that much money but if you’re ever going to steal form me you had better pack a punch. http://www.adultnetsurprise.com/forums/images/smilies/new/helmet.gif


I also am a lot more aggressive than ever when I see someone of interest. For instance, I met Lilith, Kat and, Velvet in Jville. All three are incredibly attractive women. We enjoyed a few moments of nice conversation. Fellas I was in heaven for a moment as all three of their smiles lit up the room with an incredible intensity. However, I couldn’t take my eyes off of Kat and made sure she knew that. I understand she’s there to make money and just wanted her to know that I was about ready to drop some benjis her way. http://www.vpsingles.com/pics/afterglow.gif



I like dayshift a lot for this reason. It allows quality time to be spent. I highly recommed setting up early appointments.


I would like to book a day or two right now maam. http://www.adultnetsurprise.com/forums/images/smilies/new/luvu.gif



ohhh come on... You gotta admit, it sure does beat Chuck E Cheese!


haha! It sure does. Chuck E. has nothing on Kitt E.

SeppeSai
08-29-2005, 05:40 PM
If you're a regular at a particular club over time, one way to make yourself a familiar face is to tip your intended dancer more than just a few singles. I got to know my ATF this way by tipping her $10s and $20s every time out. She'd come over to me afterwards for a very enthusiastic thank you.

After a while, when I made my move to spend some time with her, she was comfortable enough with me as a familiar face to agree to most of the things I asked for. That was a year ago and we're still going strong.

In a parallel with MW, I don't go see her unless I have either two small for a short visit or four small for a longer one. The upside to this is that she knows that when I show up, she's going to get a good chunk of change no matter what. This has its advantages at times. ;)

Casual Observer
08-29-2005, 05:58 PM
I never go nowadays without at least 5 small in my pocket. Sometimes I have more than that.

Agreed. Being prepared for any and all contingencies makes for more enjoyable SC visits.

Richard_Head
08-29-2005, 07:15 PM
Sweets, you would be a pleasure to dance for.Thanks Kat! If I'm ever in Austin.....


Its not a lip-service issue. On a crowded night, there is no way to know who is going to spend more money than other. We just get grabbed by guys walking across the club, and the smart money is to take the dance opportunity right then and there rather than chance finally finding you already busy with another girl. My customers are always getting cross with me on busy nights. Yeah, I know how it works, it can still be frustrating.


I like dayshift a lot for this reason. It allows quality time to be spent. I highly recommed setting up early appointments. Agreed, I much prefer dayshift, or weekday nights, I just got the urge to make a Saturday visit this time though and didn't see many familiar faces.

Richard_Head
08-29-2005, 07:25 PM
ohhh come on... You gotta admit, it sure does beat Chuck E Cheese!Sure, but just about anywhere beats Chuck E Cheese, just seems to me that a bar or nightclub would be more suitable (as they were just hanging out anyways).

Richard_Head
08-29-2005, 07:59 PM
Oh please do. Enquiring minds want to know. ;)Okay, since you're twisting my arm. I was in Vegas recently and while there we decided to hit the Crazy Horse Too, we got there about 11pm and I had a dancer on me within 30 seconds (no kidding) asking me if I would like to take her back to the VIP room. Umm, "NO". We found a table near the stage and prepared ourselves for the SS bombardment that was sure to begin as the dancers seemed to outnumber the customers significantly. It didn't take long, one after another, "Hi, what's your name?", "where are you from?", "are you here on vacation?", the same questions from ALL of them, what happened to originality? I was being picky though, I finally saw an asian girl that I had met on a previous visit (the ice girl if you recall from a previous TR), I flagged her down and before you know it we had grabbed a spot against the back wall for some LD's, got two, very nice, lots of mutual contact, she stopped and we got a couple of drinks, she also got a glass of ice (not for the drink), she immediately started rubbing it (the ice) over her body, wow she looked good with her skin all glistening, she then gave me some of the ice and told me to rub it over her, who was I to object? Nice. That lasted two songs and we decided to head over to the VIP room, more of the same there, lots of ice, lots of rubbing, you get the idea. Back to the main room, fought off several more girls, drank a few more beers, eyed a nice looking brunette but before I could make a move a drop dead gorgeous blonde plopped herself down on my lap, she was probably in her upper 20's, thin, great ass, great BA, toned flat stomach, beautiful face, great personality. I was smitten. I got several dances from her and again decided to visit the VIP room, damn, this girl was good, did I mention that I was smitten? Spent an hour with her, got an email address, headed out to find my buddy, went back to the hotel feeling much poorer but not caring the least.

Moneywise
08-29-2005, 08:09 PM
we got there about 11pm and I had a dancer on me within 30 seconds (no kidding) asking me if I would like to take her back to the VIP room. Umm, "NO".

lol. The same thing happened to me when I initially walked in there. Nice business model. ::)


That lasted two songs and we decided to head over to the VIP room, more of the same there, lots of ice, lots of rubbing, you get the idea.

Oh yes. That VIP room in CH2 is a dangerous place. Especially the far right rear corner.


she also got a glass of ice (not for the drink), she immediately started rubbing it (the ice) over her body

Creativity will get you everywhere. I bet that looked pretty hot.


eyed a nice looking brunette but before I could make a move a drop dead gorgeous blonde plopped herself down on my lap, she was probably in her upper 20's, thin, great ass, great BA, toned flat stomach, beautiful face, great personality. I was smitten. I got several dances from her and again decided to visit the VIP room, damn, this girl was good, did I mention that I was smitten? Spent an hour with her, got an email address.

Hmmm.. Did she carry a little white purse? She really does sound very much like the same blonde that hemmed me up in the far right rear corner of that VIP room and proceeded to.. well.. you know. ;D Long straight blonde hair?


went back to the hotel feeling much poorer but not caring the least.

Funny how that happens in Vegas eh? :P

Richard_Head
08-30-2005, 08:15 PM
Hmmm.. Did she carry a little white purse? She really does sound very much like the same blonde that hemmed me up in the far right rear corner of that VIP room and proceeded to.. well.. you know. ;D Long straight blonde hair? They've got lots of blondes working there so I'd guess it wasn't her, you never know though, great club irregardless.

FBR
08-30-2005, 08:21 PM
RH, your TR's are always excellent. My vote is to arm wrestle you into keeping them coming ;D

FBR

Katrine
08-31-2005, 01:32 AM
Oh yes. That VIP room in CH2 is a dangerous place. Especially the far right rear corner.


Check on that one sir! }:D

xdamage
08-31-2005, 10:48 AM
Oh yes. That VIP room in CH2 is a dangerous place. Especially the far right rear corner.


Oh yea! I've been to that corner. Not a good place to go when your drunk and have a pocket full of money. Very dangerous indeed.

Susan Wayward
08-31-2005, 11:29 AM
Last night Mr. Wayward and I headed out to a couple of Portland's fifty clubs. First up was Lush, which used to be some restaurant/bar, and retains the decor. Stainless steel tip rails, people. One of the most entertaining aspects of this club was that the former hostess/server's station appeared to be right behind the main stage. Dancers would climb up on it and leap onto the pole about eight feet above the floor, doing some really acrobatic moves. There were only four or five dancers on: a barely legal latina who, due to being under 21, had to spend the rest of her time in a little separate area, a busty blonde, a rather chubby blonde who was "on tryout"-- apparently you work the whole night when you audition? and a tall brunette with a shapely behind. We had a dance with the last one. They do their dances here in curtained cubicles where you sit on a couch while your dancer does her thing on a platform--needless to say it's almost completely air. Fortunately our dancer put a lot of personality into it. She was very punk rock--unshaved pits! Oh, don't get grossed out, there was so little hair there my husband didn't even notice it. Then we all had sex and got thrown out. (oh, wait, that was my fantasy)

Then it was on to Union Jack's, which had hotter dancers, (and is so worth a visit just for the crazy cool 50s lounge decor) but even though I tipped every single one on every single song, not a one approached our table. Lazy, lazy. Or maybe the crowds in Portland are really that bad and you just don't even try to sell a dance unless someone asks? Who knows. Hot and natural; although the one girl I suspected might be enhanced didn't even take her top off on stage. Poor form, that. I know it's dead and all, and if you want to leave your bottoms on in the full-nude club when there isn't a stack of cash on the stage, that's ok, but at least flash us some titties.

By the way the total spending on hitting two clubs didn't even break a bill, in part thanks to nearly nonexistant covers ($0 at Lush, $3 at UJs) and cheap drinks. Dances are $20, we paid our sole dancer $30 since she danced for both of us at once.

Anyhoo, I will continue my research to find the perfect Susan club . . . I don't want to work somewhere where I am the only single girl who talks to customers . . . or maybe I do.

Richard_Head
08-31-2005, 03:55 PM
Is that Portland Maine or Oregon?

Susan Wayward
08-31-2005, 04:56 PM
Do you think Portland, Maine has fifty clubs? ;)

Richard_Head
08-31-2005, 05:48 PM
Do you think Portland, Maine has fifty clubs? ;)LOL no, but I didn't realize that Portland, OR did either.

FBR
08-31-2005, 07:03 PM
Enjoyed the TR, Susan ;D

FBR

SportsWriter2
08-31-2005, 07:18 PM
LOL no, but I didn't realize that Portland, OR did either.

Well, it's more like 30 on SCL, but that's still a lot of air dancing.

Susan Wayward
08-31-2005, 09:20 PM
46 according to TUSCL, plus a shitload of "lingerie modeling" studios. There is no doubt there's more clubs per capita her than in any other U.S. city. Seriously, there's one on every corner in some spots. Also a lot of supporting industries, like great dancewear stores.

SportsWriter2
09-01-2005, 04:59 AM
46 according to TUSCL, plus a shitload of "lingerie modeling" studios.

Interesting, because there are 11 strip clubs in RI, but TUSCL lists 12 and SCL lists 20. RI clubs always do better on rainy days, and it rains a lot in Portland.

Malak
09-03-2005, 12:48 PM
Hey guys... in case anyone wondered what the H*ll happened to me and my sad but amusing trip reports... LOL... I've found a goth chick for a steady GF. What a concept, huh? Now I don't have to pay $30 to spend 4 minutes with a woman. She's pretty hot esp. in the bod department and she has permanent vampire teeth... need I even say the word "wild"? ;-)

I think I can talk her into a club visit on occasion but she's all the woman I can handle right now. No, she's not brazilian but she is russian. Yeah, baby!

Katrine
09-03-2005, 04:12 PM
. No, she's not brazilian but she is russian. Yeah, baby!

Watch out and hide all your valuables, them russian bitches be thieven!!! ;D

FBR
09-03-2005, 04:43 PM
She's pretty hot esp. in the bod department and she has permanent vampire teeth... need I even say the word "wild"? ;-)

Ouch. Enjoy your crazy youth while you can. Some day your kids will have to explain to the mortician why you have ugly scars all over your dick :O

Welcome back Malak ;)

FBR

Malak
09-04-2005, 05:53 AM
Ouch. Enjoy your crazy youth while you can. Some day your kids will have to explain to the mortician why you have ugly scars all over your dick :O

Welcome back Malak ;)

FBR

Yeah, talk about a motivation not to piss her off, huh? LMAO

Katrine - well, she did "thieve" my heart. She was born here - just genetically russian.

SportsWriter2
09-05-2005, 07:12 PM
Early last week I stopped in my #3 club and found Ms S in a black cocktail dress. Five-three, 105, A-cups that look just right on her slender body. I always joke that she'd be my favorite in the club if she were even halfway slutty. She never took the hint.

Until today. She's been drinking Scotch to dampen her anger about some new club rule. She's in a WTF mood. I listen for a while, then suggest she get even in dances. Getting even is an important concept with me.

Halfway through the first song she slowly slides her semi-puffy nipple between my lips. I give her a mini-munch with a tug. Nice rebound. Then she says, "Make it disappear." YES, the moment I had always hoped for. SCHLUUUUP and it's all in. I can feel it inflate to a small B. The A-B expansion is the Holy Grail of boob sucking. I find 1-2 new ones a year that inflate like that.

She loves it and asks me to do the other one. It has slightly more mass, but it's still easily inflatable. "Do it again," she says. This girl is #1 on my Inflatables list right now, maybe #3 all time.

On to my #4 club. Last time I promised a favorite I'd swallow her pert B pair. She's a real challenge, because she's solid up front. We go to a booth and SCHLUUUUP is job #1. It's a struggle for the last 20% but it goes down. The other one goes down faster, but my mouth is really worn out. This is why I never pushed her for this.

My #2 club is last. I've sucked in a favorite there scores of times, but I do it again for a triple double (two boobs swallowed in three different clubs). Then I see a new young dancer with something truly rare and special: inverted nipples.

They look like perfect semi-puffies, except the ends of the nipple shafts go back in rather than out. Inny nipples are kind of cute. Five years ago I knew a dancer with inverted nipples. When I sucked them out, the right would stay up 30 second, the left 18.

The new girl's stayed up for almost two minutes (I have a split-timing stopwatch in my cell phone). She has long shafts when they're UP. We made a pact: I'm the only one who gets to see both popped up at the same time. Pinkie swear. In return, she goes on my favorite list. This is how you bond in a gentlemen's club. :)

SeppeSai
09-05-2005, 11:59 PM
I dropped in to the club by work after hearing that my former favorite, Ms. A, was working nights. After four separate visits, I didn't see her at all.

What I did see were some of the least-attractive women that I have ever seen. Ugh. They'd sidle up to me and ask for dances and I'd always say no. There was one dancer who got offended and told me: "you always tell me no. Why?" I said to her in reply after an awkward silence: "No, thanks." She walked off in a huff.

The bartenders were more attractive than the dancers and I've developed a crush on one of them, a very pretty Asian lady. She looks better with her clothes on than the rest of the girls do with their clothes off.

I always tip the bartenders well because they've been nice to me, and the one I had a crush on got $10 after each time I saw her.

Maybe Ms. A works there, but I'll only go in if my ATF is out of town like she was this weekend. Too bad because I could have used her charms after recent days at work left me flat.

KC Joe
09-07-2005, 07:29 PM
Stopped by my club tonight for a short visit. The dancer who’d been calling me had mysteriously stopped texting me, so I felt I needed to see if she was still working. Got in before the shift change and a tall black beauty asked if I wanted a dance. Went back to VIP and was glad to see we were the only ones present.

After a dance, I asked her name. “*****”. I’d heard about her from another dancer and my expectations immediately peaked. During the second dance, she was on my lap facing me and while working the stick shift, she pulls her g-string to the side.

Being the considerate one, I asked her if it was okay to touch.

“Yea, just be careful if someone else comes in.”

Well I started the ovary examination and she starts in with how horny I’m making her.

We kept this up until she had to go back on stage.

By the time her stage was over, it was time for the night shift to start.

She came over after she was done and asked if she could have my number. Luckily I had some business cards that belonged to a friend of mine. Gave her one and she said she’d call.

When the night shift started working the crowd, (all four of them), my dancer from before came over and started gushing about how she’d lost my number and was so happy I came in to see her.

“Since you’re here tonight, I won’t have to work tomorrow.”

I don’t spend that much, but I guess it’s more that a lot of customers.

We headed back to VIP and she got my number again. (Why did I give it to her? Cause I’m an idiot.)

Asked if I’d gotten any dances before she came in.

“Sure.”

“What was her name?”

“Don’t know, didn’t ask.”

“I can smell her on you.”

“Is that good or bad?”

“Bad, I don’t want you spending money on anyone but me.”

Asked if we could do lunch and if she could come to the lake with me some weekend. I figured it to be a sales pitch so I told her whenever she wanted, but I wasn’t going to make up for lost wages.

That seemed to be okay with her and she proceeded to give me some very hot laps. Lots of DFK, nipple sucking and fingering over and under the thong. She bites my c*** thru my slacks and told me it was a preview of what she’d do to me when she had me alone.

I don’t worry about other customer’s saliva when I’m her first customer of the night.

Well she had me sufficiently worked up to the point where I either soil my pants or call it quits. So I called it quits.

She had to go up on stage, so I decided to watch her sets before I left. While she was up, I spotted this incredibly cute dancer that I’d had months before.

She comes over and hits me up for a dance. If I hadn’t spent so much already tonight I would have taken her up on it. As it was, the dancer on the stage was glaring at us. When she got off stage and went into the DR, I decided it was time to leave.

SportsWriter2
09-08-2005, 08:52 AM
She came over after she was done and asked if she could have my number. Luckily I had some business cards that belonged to a friend of mine. Gave her one and she said she’d call.

That's cool... if your friend is a pimp. :D

NVJosh
09-09-2005, 03:39 PM
Many of you know I'm the king of the $10 strip club visit, where I'm in, have a drink, watch the talent, decide there's nothing to my liking and leave without buying dances...this is not one of those stories.

As discussed elsewhere, I recently became part owner of a brothel in Nye County. A woman who works at a competitor is also dancing at Cheetah's currently and I stopped by in hopes of meeting her and discussing possibly taking a turn at our place, so this was as much a business trip as anything. As it turns out, I never found her. When I got there, I took a seat at a table a few rows back from the stage (my normal spot) and hoped I'd see her walk by or she'd be on stage. No such luck and I was being hit up by a lot of wannadancers, so I shifte position to lean against one of the ministages they have at Cheetahs between the bar and the main stage. This slowed down, but did not stop the dancer flow. One of the ones who stopped by was a cute blonde we'll call Ms. C. We chatted for a couple, however I was still looking for the other woman. After about 1/2 hour I gave up on the other woman and Ms. C wandered by again. Ms. C struck me as mid-late 20s, not thin and not thick....in fact, just the type I like. I feel an urge to by the too thin ones food, and the too thick ones just don't need to be stripping. Ms. C was healthy. Excellent figure, no real belly to speak of, and very curvy. She asks me to see if I think she's too thick by opening up her corset top, which leads to a very humorous moment. She opens it and I say "Wow...you've got tits!" to which she responds "Yeah, they are 1 and 2 years old?" Now, my thought is "Most women don't get them done 1 at a time, let alone a year apart." So I wonder if one of them got damaged and had to be replaced. Before I can ask she says "my daughter is 2 and my son is 1." You see, I said "You have tits!" and she heard "You have kids!" This was quite amusing.

So, we get to chatting more and I like her and she's telling me that VIP is normally 3/$100, however she likes me (uh-huh) and its been slow (now we're getting somewhere) so she'll give me 5/$100, which is a pretty darn good deal. She also says "I only let you grope me in the VIP." As if I'd ever do anything like that. :angel: Then she sweetens the pot by saying I can try out a couple in VIP at $20 and if I like them can continue at the 5/$100. Well, like I said I like her, she's cute, so off we go. VIP is somewhat crowded, we're next to a guy who has 2 girls on him, who are doing a great job of removing money from him, while not doing too much. This eventually expanded to a third girl and more money on his tab. The dancers he had struck me as the more vapid variety, however they sure as hell knew how to make money off this guy.

Anyway, back to Ms. C, who was giving me some nice dances. Good contact, mostly grinding on her part and encouraged gropage on mine and a just a lot of dumb laughs between the two of us. It certainly wasn't a super-high-mileage dance, especially by Las Vegas standards, and it was a lot of fun. Oddly enough, when I'm with a dancer whose company I really enjoy I'm much more of the gentleman. I'm sure its that little part of my brain that thinks they will respect me more that way. Anyway, after 1 dance I know I'm going for the 5, which turned out to be either 5 or 6...we weren't counting that closely. More of the same, then we take a break (we both needed the facilities) and then we sit around and chat for a while. Nice woman, only semi-messed up personal life, and she's also trying to make rent...part of the 5/$100 incentive, methinks. I'm spending more on drinks than I usually do, although they are for her as I don't drink when I'm going to be driving and also for the shot girl, a cutish redhead who would have coaxed a dance out of me if she was a dancer. After our chat break, we go for another set, as I wonder why the hell I'm spending the money. Same stuff, very intimate without being overly sexual. Its getting late for me, I have a bunch of things to do so I stop myself after 2 sets, plus any more would carry the risk of me forgetting this was fantasy land, so I settle up with her, we hug our goodbyes, she gets my business card and its off to home.

All in all, the most expensive SC visit than I've had in a long time, but even with drinks it wasn't much more than about $250, and also the most enjoyable SC visit I've had in a long time.

SportsWriter2
09-09-2005, 04:47 PM
Ms. C struck me as mid-late 20s, not thin and not thick....in fact, just the type I like. I feel an urge to by the too thin ones food...
You can buy the thin ones food and watch them eat it, but they barf it up later in the rest room. :-\

grove542000
09-09-2005, 09:47 PM
so this was as much a business trip as anything.

So I hope that at tax time you will let Uncle Sam pick up some of the tab for your five-for-one-hundred-deal.

Thinking as a lawyer, the possible expense deductions that you could take as part owner of a brothel boggle the mind.

NVJosh
09-10-2005, 08:32 AM
Well, as a CPA I think I'd have little problem taking the drinks and cover (had there been one). Somehow I think buying lap dances would be pushing the envelope, just a bit. :)

SeppeSai
09-10-2005, 11:24 PM
After dropping a friend at the airport, I decided to drive down to the club by work and drink for a while. High(or low) lights I can report are the same dancer taking two separate customers to the ATM machine and helping them figure out how it worked, my favorite bartender and her lovely smile, and a dancer that closely resembled my retired ATF, even down to the small tattoo in the same place on her lower back. I did a double take but it wasn't her.

One dancer spent about five minutes askimg me questions and playing with me, then when I said "no, thanks" to her request for a dance, she stormed off in a huff like she'd just wasted her time.

I've grown to appreciate a tall lady who I find to be really unattractive but tip her anyway because of how professional she is about her dancing. There were more DJ catcalls and exhortations to get folks to tip more, including the best one of all: "This is a strip club. If you're looking for the gay club, it's down the street." That got a rise out of people and they started to tip more but lapsed into their lethargic looky-loo mentality.

I skipped getting dances but tipped the bartender really well. She got at least half of the $60 I brought in. The dancers who did do things for me got a few here and there.

NVJosh
09-15-2005, 04:49 PM
Oh, go to the club you pussy. ;D

And thsi time, make that indecent proposition. How the hell else can I live vicariously through you? }:D

SportsWriter2
09-16-2005, 04:27 PM
Then I see a new young dancer with something truly rare and special: inverted nipples.

They look like perfect semi-puffies, except the ends of the nipple shafts go back in rather than out. Inny nipples are kind of cute. Five years ago I knew a dancer with inverted nipples. When I sucked them out, the right would stay up 30 second, the left 18.

The new girl's stayed up for almost two minutes (I have a split-timing stopwatch in my cell phone). She has long shafts when they're UP. We made a pact: I'm the only one who gets to see both popped up at the same time.

Update: Next time I brought my nipple sucking device, a sawed-off child's plastic medicine syringe. I slid two O-rings onto the barrel, sucked up the left nipple and slid one ring onto the base of the shaft. Then I did the right. They stayed up for the next 30 minutes with no signs of slipping. It was a personal best for the dancer, and she was a happy girl. :)

Chili Palmer
09-21-2005, 02:56 PM
One final visit to a SoCal club (sigh)...

Dayshift, and the pickings are slim today. Forgot my pass so I had to pay the $10 cover. The usual suspects: an older brunette with a great attitude but just not my type, a couple gals who'd make Mia Tyler say "Whoa!" and various assorted tweakers.

As I have said before, it only takes one gal to make an SC experience a good one, and she has just stepped out of the VIP room. She glanced at my table as she walked into the back and smiled. Think of a supersized Latina Pam Anderson, and there you have it. I'm already plumping up just waiting for her. She comes back out wearing booty shorts and a crop top, literally bursting both at the seams. My god, what size are those babies? F-cups? G's? Omega?

We hug, she kisses me, sits down at my table and immediately starts to play with the gameboy. She's pleased I'm already ready for her and without further ado, we make our way to the VIP rooms as the DJ bellows, "Longest song of the hour coming up next!"

She's already undressing while the current song plays, giving me access to the twins. I am always amazed by both their heft and shape. We make out while the song continues (not on the clock), and as soon as the next song begins, she whips the curtain closed. More DFK, then I pull off my shirt and pants (I LOVE LA!) while she preps the party favor. Properly wrapped, my gal alternates between trying to throat me and laving over the boys. Either way, it's all good. She then goes back to polework, and places my hands on either side of her head. I gently grasp her hair and do as she wants: a nice little skull-fucking, as she squeals with delight. Two songs have passed by now, and it's time for the main event.

She hops on and rides me cowgirl. I play with the big bombers, then more DFK, except with some lip biting now, which really starts to get her off. She starts moaning louder and louder (god bless Rage Against the Machine), as I whisper to her to come. She does and I relax the motioning for awhile to allow her to recover. I take the opportunity to see how much of her boob I can suck into my mouth (answer: not nearly enough) and then she says, "I want you to fuck me hard from behind." Who am I to argue with a lady? I happily oblige her for two more songs, finally releasing as she comes a second time.

She just looks back at me with a glassy stare and says, "Wow!" I couldn't agree more. Turns out we did seven songs total, but the floater only counted her for five, so she gets an even nicer tip.

CP

SportsWriter2
09-21-2005, 04:43 PM
CP, I like the way you use Pam Anderson as a unit of measurement. It gives you the whole hair, lips, boobs, legs, ass, and slutitude in two words. :P

FBR
09-21-2005, 05:22 PM
Yesterday (Tuesday) was my birthday. Tuesdays and Thursdays are Miss D's teaching days at the university but she talked me into coming in today. She had a belated cake and ice cream thingee set up for me when I got there :) I thought that was really sweet. I got to spend some quality flitatious time with her plus I got to meet a couple of new strippers (one of whom tried to fucko Miss D when she went to the dressing room to freshen up LOL). A good time was had by all. I left 4 small poorer which wasnt too bad.

Yeah, I know Miss D was just working me for future ROI but it was still fun. I took advantage of the opportunity to set up an OTC with her for Saturday afternoon. I have the lotion already picked out and Im thinking about a porn video to play on my laptop for a little extra spicy fun. We've never done that so it might be worth a try.

FBR

SportsWriter2
09-21-2005, 06:08 PM
I have the lotion already picked out and Im thinking about a porn video to play on my laptop for a little extra spicy fun. We've never done that so it might be worth a try.
I'd recommend downloading Melissa Lauren (6/14/05) from hogtied.com. Gorgeous French sub with an attitude. One of my freaks went insane watching her.

Don't just watch the video. Be part of the video. :P

I'd also recommend the free Vanessa sample video at cumonherface.com. That's might be closer to your theme.

FBR
09-21-2005, 06:15 PM
Sporty LOL

Assuming she goes for it, it will be a new experience. I dont need the reguvination but considering she is a youngen with a typical youngen short attention span, Im just covering my ass and buying some insurance :)

FBR