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Bridgette
12-27-2006, 07:08 AM
Geezuz. See, I've worked in weird little places like that, and when I brought the hustle and actually started making money (albeit nothing fantastic in those places, but something), the other girls got all jealous. They'd accuse me of "being dirty" when I was usually the one offering LESS contact than them (they were giving it all away for $1 at the stage) ::) Dumb bitches.

This is why I'll always say, strippers need to be trained from the start, and the jerkoff clubowner/pimps who do nothing but take down a girl's ID (if that) and point her to the DJ when she's hired (er, allowed to pay the house fee) are largely to blame.

/ :soapbox:

xdamage
12-27-2006, 10:33 AM
It's been at least a decade since I've been to a sticksville club like that. The apathy in the air was palatable. Oh, and chances are at least some of those guys in the "crowd" are jealous in-love-regulars, or the bfs/husbands of the dancers. Watch your back.

Casual Observer
12-27-2006, 01:18 PM
That usually helps, but sometimes dancers just seem clueless to the fact that you have money and want to spend it on them. Another theory I have is that once I start to think I'm invisible, sitting there song after song waiting for attention, some type of involuntary body language probably starts communicating either irritation or desperation, neither of which makes a dancer want to spend time with me.

Even for those of us with a more aggressive in-club attitude (I don't generally wait for attention from a dancer, I just go and get it), it's still been problematic.

However, I'm not yet deterred; going to hit some new clubs in earnest next week. Maybe I should just start taping $20 bills to my shirt or something...

mr_punk
12-27-2006, 01:55 PM
However, I'm not yet deterred; going to hit some new clubs in earnest next week. Maybe I should just start taping $20 bills to my shirt or something...some paperwork from the unemployment office and a t-shirt with the mock logo of your "band" might work.

doc-catfish
12-27-2006, 03:25 PM
Oh, and chances are at least some of those guys in the "crowd" are jealous in-love-regulars, or the bfs/husbands of the dancers. Watch your back.
..,or their drug dealer / pimp.

Jay, I've been to a number of places like that over the years. One rule of thumb I've found to be valuable is that if you see more customers playing pool than watching the stage, its time to down your beverage and get out of there. The atmosphere in the place is only gonna get progressively worse as the crank starts getting passed around.

xdamage
12-27-2006, 05:26 PM
..,or their drug dealer / pimp.


...

One rule of thumb I've found to be valuable is that if you see more customers playing pool than watching the stage, its time to down your beverage and get out of there. The atmosphere in the place is only gonna get progressively worse as the crank starts getting passed around.

Agree completely.

Susan Wayward
12-30-2006, 10:31 PM
I was in Austin for a brief 48 hours after a lovely Christmas in South Texas and was fortunately able to get Kat to meet me at the new Rick's, right down the street from my old, filthy stomping grounds at XTC. How far things have come in Austin; I brought along a female friend I've known since high school, and when we walked in they didn't bat an eye at the unescorted women. Ten years ago, dancers had to get approval from management to dance for a lady.

It's a really nice club -- two stories, four stages (two were in use), comfy, and dark. Service was sloooooow and there weren't a lot of dancers there, though both Kat and I saw girls we'd worked with elsewhere. Quality was eh. The hottest girl there was the one I'd worked with at XTC who has perfect natural boobs, so perfect everyone else thought they were fake. I had a dance from an agile, punk rock gal Kat knew from P10 and from my former coworker. However, I most enjoyed my dance from the plus-sized black girl with the pretty face who pulled out my tits when I tipped her on stage. My raincoater's lessons are as follows: flat-chested girls and happy chubby girls give good dances 'cause lots of times they try harder.

Sadly, the club was so dead there was hardly anyone there to enjoy the show both times my boobs were exposed. After an hour and a half we jetted to the Yellow Rose.

Which was so fuckin' packed we stood around for a half hour while Kat's man-friends alternately promised to find us seating and bought drinks . . . we finally found a guy to let us appropriate the other chairs around his table and got some dances. I tracked down a sweet brunette in a plaid skirt and glasses and it went a little like this:

dancer: "What's your name?"
me: "Susan. What's yours?"
"J. That's my real name, not my stage name."
"You can tell me whatever you want, honey. Get naked now."
"Can I touch you a little?"
"You can touch me all you want, honey."
"I mean, I'm not ho-ey or anything . . . "
Don't tell me that, I think.
"I'm the real deal (jiggles boobs, exposes very full, nice boobs, that I instantly recognize as NURSING BOOBS! Those are incredibly full boobs with big areolas, by the way). And I just had a baby three months ago!"
"I knew it! You look great. (she did, no stretch marks or anything)"
Then she shows me her c-section scar and tells me she's 19 which kind of ruins it . . . why, oh why that particular brand of honesty?

A tall, cocoa-skinned, Cleopatra-wigged, turquoise-bikini wearing vision is on stage dancing to Peaches and I'm thrilled when she makes it over our way -- the guy who's table we're at has bought Kat a dance from her. When she gets done and turns around to grab her top I block her path and tell her I hope she's not going anywhere. That girl had, quite possibly, the most flawless legs and ass I'd seen in ages. It was really, really hard for me not to lose my impulse control and lick it . . . she was also super-personable. She talked about wanting to move to Chicago but not knowing about the clubs there so I told her to check out SW . . . if you make it over here, thanks for the dance!

Oh yeah, we stayed until 2 am and I had a flight this morning at 7:30 am. At least I got upgraded and happily slept the whole way home.

I will let Kat make her contributions if she wishes. By the way, she makes a lovely, lovely brunette.

mr_punk
12-31-2006, 10:05 AM
Then she shows me her c-section scar and tells me she's 19 which kind of ruins it . . . why, oh why that particular brand of honesty?killed your..uh..boner, eh? anyway, it could have been worse. at least, she didn't tell you the tale of her ex-BF punching her in the abodomen while she was pregnant.

Susan Wayward
12-31-2006, 03:20 PM
I think the appropriate equivalent would be to say she made me dry.

It's still far from the worst mood-killer I've heard from a stripper, though.

xdamage
01-01-2007, 01:31 PM
I believe I can top that buzz-kill.

I was getting this LD once from a dancer, when her boob falls out of her gown, and she says (paraphrased) 'Ooops, I better put that away, I just had a baby and my boobs are leaking' Ah yea, I'd rather not have her boob milk on my good clothes. That's a detail that I would have preferred to know before I agreed to a dance.

Casual Observer
01-01-2007, 08:25 PM
"I'm the real deal (jiggles boobs, exposes very full, nice boobs, that I instantly recognize as NURSING BOOBS! Those are incredibly full boobs with big areolas, by the way). And I just had a baby three months ago!"
"I knew it! You look great. (she did, no stretch marks or anything)"
Then she shows me her c-section scar and tells me she's 19 which kind of ruins it . . . why, oh why that particular brand of honesty?

Wow. That's pretty friggin' bad.

Katrine
01-01-2007, 09:10 PM
The hottest girl there was the one I'd worked with at XTC who has perfect natural boobs, so perfect everyone else thought they were fake.

She told me her real name and stage name, both which I've already forgetten. From this moment forward, she will just be referred to as CT (Community Titties)



A tall, cocoa-skinned, Cleopatra-wigged, turquoise-bikini wearing vision is on stage dancing to Peaches and I'm thrilled when she makes it over our way -- the guy who's table we're at has bought Kat a dance from her. .

That chick was so rad. Before she began dancing for me, she informed me that she would be lifting my shirt, sucking on my breasts, and putting her hands in various sundry places. Hey, I'm not one to turn down sweet extras, woot!! I'm definately looking out for her when I return...

Aaaah, good times, good times. I hooked up w my Pakistani friend after that. The bars make me horny, I seem to get laid every time I go!!

Susan Wayward
01-02-2007, 09:31 AM
See, Kat, that dancer was nice enough to inform you in advance and obtain your consent.

Your friend was a good-lookin' dude. I had to wait 'til I got back to Oregon to get some.

CT's (20-yr-old titties!) stage name is Mirage which has always amused me. "Hey, I thought I saw a stripper over here; where the fuck did she go?"

Howie
01-09-2007, 09:10 PM
Stopped by my club this afternoon and got some dances from a girl that I used to see awhile back. Told me she was moving to Vegas shortly and wanted to know if I’d come out to see her. Asked if she was going to dance out there and she said that she’s quitting dancing and was going to sell condos. Told her how disappointed I was that I was not ever going to see her naked again. She said if I come to Vegas, she’d do a private show for me.

We talked a little about SCs in Vegas and how some girls thought Vegas is a goldmine, but it just wasn’t as lucrative many think. She said one girl in the club kept talking about going out there to work and thought she could make $10,000 a weekend.

We’d never talked about OTC on previous visits, but she said she’d like to have dinner with me before she left town. As jaded as I’ve become about dancers in general, I’m sure that it’s for something besides dinner

FBR
01-09-2007, 09:13 PM
We’d never talked about OTC on previous visits, but she said she’d like to have dinner with me before she left town. As jaded as I’ve become about dancers in general, I’m sure that it’s for something besides dinner

Naturally, if you decide to hook up with her, we expect a full report posted in the HG thread :P

FBR

CalifSCVisitor65
01-09-2007, 11:42 PM
Told me she was moving to Vegas shortly and wanted to know if I’d come out to see her. Asked if she was going to dance out there and she said that she’s quitting dancing and was going to sell condos.


LOL in Vegas, selling condos or working in real estate or working towards a real estate license is an euphumism (sp) for stripping on the side. I don't know how many girls I've heard that line from before.

datchapin
01-12-2007, 07:31 PM
This is my first report here, so please bear with me. Last night I went to the SC to spend time with one of my favs. I really get along with her and thought it'd be nice to drop by. Unfortunately I lost her phone # and wasn't able to check if she would be in that night. Anyways I'm bored so I decide to go anyway's, I get in and as luck would have it she wasn't there. No biggie, my team is on the screens and fine women are on stage, I decide to stay.

So about a half hour goes by and my teams not doing so good and no girls have approached me. I look around and all the girls seem to be busy. I get up to go to the restroom and scan the room again. This time I notice this girl that I thought was talking to a guy at the bar was in fact not talking to him. (He had his back to her.) I decide to forego my trip to the rr and ask her if she would like to accompany me. She was standing behind a wall so I could only see her upper features. She had hair down a little bit past her shoulders and a very pretty face. As I'm walking towards her she comes out from behind the bar and I get a shot of her body. Medium sized breasts, fit midsection and an ass that was just beautiful. I had to let out a sigh when I saw that. For a second I thought I would have to walk by her and on to the bar tender. She see's me approaching and smiles. She had a very pretty smile, no dimples, but still I liked it. I ask if she's busy and would she like to join me. She follows me to the table and we sit and begin to converse. (sounds too serious for me, but whatever.) (Not sure if anyone cares what we chatted about so I'll omitt that.) I ask for her name and she tell's me both her stage name and real name. She did it so quick I'm still not sure if she was being honest or if it was a tactic to deflect a question that wasn't coming from me. I guess I'll call her Shakira because she was Columbian. So we chit chat a few minutes and I'm thinking this girl is really cool so I ask if she want's to go find a room. She let's out a laugh and quickly covers her mouth. However I thought it was awesome because it was so natural and honest. She quickly looks at me and say's something along the lines of I'm crazy for putting it like that. Which I fixed by saying it differently. "Do you wanna go get a booth?"

We get to the booth and I'm fairly happy. So much so that I forgot to relieve myself. Okay, let me pre-face this, by saying I don't go in looking for extras. I like to dance myself (Umm... sorry, I'm not a stripper.)and appreciate the art of expression through it. I take a seat as she takes off her top and gets down to her thong. This girl starts off air dancing and the first thing that pops in my mind is, wow! The girl caught the beat perfectly and was really moving fluidly, she had style. She sits on one of my legs and starts dancing on it and looks at me. I got a huge smile on my face just watching her and I see her smile right back at me. Which made me laugh, sorry bad habit I guess, but I can't help myself I love to laugh. Anyways she straddles me and really starts moving. A couple of songs go by before I finally have to give in to nature and excuse myself. Which totally sucked, I felt like I looked like a perv, but nature called and I wasn't about to hold it any longer. (Should I have omitted that part, not really sure how relevant it is.) Anyways I picked up some gum in the rr and saw my team was beginning to kick some ass.



I get back and she's waiting for me. So I sit back down and the show continues. This time she sits on my lap with her back to me and starts groping for my piece, she did this before, but this time she seemed more determined to, I guess, see what she was working with. I'm rock hard at this juncture so she finds it readily enough and slows down to feel the contour through my pants. She actually stops and strokes mini-me, I'm guessing she really wants to know what she's working with and without looking back she says. “Oh, que rico.” I laughed at that, because I thought how would you know girl, you haven't tasted it yet. If you don't speak spanish you might not get it. Sorry. Moving on, so she starts grinding again and leans back so she's laying on me and asks me. “So what are you thinking?” Thinking is the last thing on my mind, so I answer, more like mumbled I dunno. I guess she didn't hear me well, because she then asks me, “What are you wondering?” to which I again reply in my sort of mumble, nothing really. This time she really stops and looks at me and said. “I don't do the nasty, I'm sorry, do you want me to leave?” I had to laugh at that, because I had no idea where she got that from. I also thought, what a liar, she knows she does the nasty, lol, maybe not for money. Regardless I thought it was funny, I respected that though, matter of fact was kind of relieved. I told her I was having fun and that I wished to continue. Total coincidence that the song ended as I was saying that.
Next song starts and she straddles me again this time she leans in real close and kisses my neck and gives it a soft bite. I'm not gonna lie, it felt good. She pulls back and is biting her lower lip, like she had done something wrong. She leans in real close to my face, she had done this various times during the dances, but this time she puts her lips on my lips real soft like and then pulls away. I'm thinking, watermelons, mmmmm. I'm smiling like an idiot and she says to me. “I'm sorry, I don't usually do that, but your lips are just so...” This really made me laugh, because I get that all the time and I finished the sentence for her. Juicy, kissable? Were those the words your looking for? She lightly slaps my chest and exclaims. “OMG yes, I've been wanting to do that since I got you in here! I love kissing!” Okay, she didn't use an acronym, but you get the gist. That made me laugh as well, because I love kissing too, how cool we have something else in common. Lol. I tell her that and she bites her lower lip again this time she looks at me differently, I really don't know how to explain it, but it just totally felt different. She leans in and kisses me again this time biting my lower lip and pulling on it. A light goes off in my head and I think. Oh, oh oh, SW etiquette, don't kiss back! It was actually kind of fun, because I think she really wanted me to kiss back. Now that I think about it, I hope I wasn't fucking with her head, but I was having fun. She was still dancing slowly as she dove for my neck again. Question, can necks be attractive? I ask because I get a lot of neck treatment. Not that I'm complaining mind you, just curious. She then moves down my body kissing my jersey until she's down between my legs. Once again I'm fucking rock hard and this girl grabs my shit and gives it a soft bite through my pants. She doesn't look up at me instead shifting my dick to the other side and giving it another nibble. My mind flashes back to earlier that night when we were talking and she said something along the lines of. “Deep down in guys hearts they all want bjs.” At the time I didn't argue, however as she was doing this shit to me I'm thinking. HOW THE HELL CAN I NOT WANT A BJ?! Lol. I get under control enough to lean forward and get her to get off me. Had she started fucking with my zipper I would have had to end the session and I didn't want that I was still having fun. After that things get back to normal with her dancing and now giving me occasional kisses. Her kisses get more aggressive as she starts using her tongue and I'm having the time of my life not kissing back. I swear, if this ever happens to you, you need to try it. She makes out with me from all different types of positions leaning back to me, straddling me, sitting sideways on my lap. She grabs my hands and puts them all over her body. She's been doing this the whole while, sorry, didn't know when to mention this, but I guess now is a good a time as any.



Anyways a few songs later I ask her a question. How did she get into stripping? I dunno where it came from I forgot to ask it earlier I guess. Anyways, she gets up and starts telling me the story of how she got started. She was really animated about it pretending to talk on the phone, cussing out her previous boss, telling me about her first few nights and imitating the characters she met. I'm sorry I couldn't help myself, but I was laughing hard at this shit. I mean not only was it funny, but then she was telling me all these things in heels and a thong. Damn, I think that was the funniest moment I've had all week. She finally gets done and I'm thinking that was worth that song. It's something you gotta be there to see, but it was hysterically funny. Okay, I'm sorry, maybe I got a twisted sense of humor, but the shit was funny.
Right after that she apologizes to me and starts dancing for me again. This is getting pretty long so I guess I'll just summarize it from here on out. I have no idea if I'm doing a good job or not on this report, so here goes. We did some more dances and then I left. Question, do dancers ever get hot while they're dancing? I mean temperature wise, because Shakira was complaining about the heat, I didn't feel any difference, but then again I'm not dancing. I worried a little about this, but didn't know what to do at the time or if I should be worried. Oh, when we were leaving she bent over in front of me and I had to grab her hips when I stopped myself. I looked down and saw her ass was at the perfect height for me. I guess that was my bonus for being a good customer. J/K. Oh she gave me a few free songs which I thought was awesome. Great way to cultivate me huh? Lol. She told me what days she works and I told her I'd see her in the next few weeks.
My grammar sucks, but I hope it was okay. I know I left out a lot of stuff, but I don't know if there's a limit to how long reports should be. Anyways I had a great time I left with a smile and some really good memories.

yoda57us
01-13-2007, 01:07 PM
If I had a nickel for every time I've heard line #34....;D

JZ's right, we all have different styles..Don't apologize just be yourself. It was a great report. Being a sucker for South American girls myself I enjoyed reading it. Makes me want to head out and see a fav of mine who just emailed me wanting to know where the hell I've been...

Smokeless
01-14-2007, 01:28 AM
Yes, Datchapin, great TR (except for all the apologies). I'm always a sucker for a good story. What a luscious time you had!!

kdogg247
01-14-2007, 09:39 AM
Mini Trip Report -

I had the pleasure of meeting Bridgette last night, and she was super cool. Also, she is smoking hot (her avatar does not do her justice, in my opinion). Further, I was surprised to learn that we are the same age. Bridgette comes across as being ancient in some of her posts, so I don't know whether to feel young or old about that. ;)

Her club is a full-nude, full-bar club, but the trade off is that the table dances are air dances. Some of you that know me are probably thinking that surely I tried to sneak a little feel or something. However, using all of self-control, I resisted the temptation. I THOUGHT about it, but I didn't DO it. ;D

FBR
01-14-2007, 09:45 AM
I enjoyed Datchapin's report also, particularly his conversational writing style. The only criticism I have is that he was a little skimpy on the details. He might want to consider PM'ing Gen for advise on how to flesh out his reports ;)

FBR

FBR
01-14-2007, 09:51 AM
Some of you that know me are probably thinking that surely I tried to sneak a little feel or something. However, using all of self-control, I resisted the temptation. I THOUGHT about it, but I didn't DO it. ;D

I would have made up a tale of punkesque mileage and posted it just to get a rise out of her ;)

FBR

kdogg247
01-14-2007, 10:15 AM
I would have made up a tale of punkesque mileage and posted it just to get a rise out of her ;)

FBR


Ha. That would have been funny.

Bridgette
01-14-2007, 10:55 AM
In stripper years, I *am* older, boys. Most the chics look at me and go "whaaa?? you're THAT old???" Considering that probably 80% of strippers are 25 or under, and that probably 60% don't last a year in the biz, I pretty much am ancient for a stripper. I feel especially ancient when I mention something old school without thinking and all the girls around me stare in utter bewilderment.

I'm 33 yall. Not old. Just, stripper-old ;D

Chili Palmer
01-14-2007, 12:39 PM
Bridgette is not an air dancer. I put the over/under on her having a new "location" tag at 8 months.

CP

Bridgette
01-14-2007, 08:47 PM
^^LMAO! That would probably have more to do with my need for change than not being able to airdance. I do it quite well and happily hun, and I did start out as an airdancer :P

Howie
01-14-2007, 09:57 PM
I just have a quick bitch. Stopped by a club I don't normally go to just to check out the differences. Had a cute dancer come sit by me. I should have known better when she was constantly fucking around with her cell phone while trying to carry on a conversation with me. Well I asked her for a dance and she started and about 1 minute into the dance, her phone rang. While giving me a dance she starts talking on her phone. It only took me about 2 seconds to push her off me, get up, pay her for the dance and leave. Shit like that is almost enough to make me quit forever.

CalifSCVisitor65
01-14-2007, 11:23 PM
Well I asked her for a dance and she started and about 1 minute into the dance, her phone rang. While giving me a dance she starts talking on her phone.

I haven't had a cell phone epidsoe, but had one where the dancer's friend came up to my dancer to tell her to see her group of friends when she was done with me.

azdd
01-14-2007, 11:25 PM
I just have a quick bitch. Stopped by a club I don't normally go to just to check out the differences. Had a cute dancer come sit by me. I should have known better when she was constantly fucking around with her cell phone while trying to carry on a conversation with me. Well I asked her for a dance and she started and about 1 minute into the dance, her phone rang. While giving me a dance she starts talking on her phone. It only took me about 2 seconds to push her off me, get up, pay her for the dance and leave. Shit like that is almost enough to make me quit forever.

Geez that completely sucks! Maybe you should have taken out your phone and called a buddy to chat while she was "dancing" for you, then keep talking when the dance is over making her stand there and wait to be paid for the dance. Then, after she's completely pissed off you could stop talking and say "Oh I'm sorry, are you still here?" Ain't is amazin how some of these girls forget they are in the entertainment business? Sheesh. /:O

Bridgette
01-15-2007, 02:35 AM
Howie, rather than pay her for a non-dance, report her to the manager. I am TOTALLY against the tactic some jerkoff customers use of arguing about paying a girl who did not provide the contact he wanted during a dance. But if she's not even doing the dance, talking on her phone, then you shouldn't have to pay for that. Furthermore, paying these dumbass girls for THAT kind of non-performance is rewarding them for it and encourages them to keep doing it.

She only sees that she got paid full price for a minute of dancing.


Sorry that happened.

Jenny
01-15-2007, 05:52 AM
I just have a quick bitch. Stopped by a club I don't normally go to just to check out the differences. Had a cute dancer come sit by me. I should have known better when she was constantly fucking around with her cell phone while trying to carry on a conversation with me. Well I asked her for a dance and she started and about 1 minute into the dance, her phone rang. While giving me a dance she starts talking on her phone. It only took me about 2 seconds to push her off me, get up, pay her for the dance and leave. Shit like that is almost enough to make me quit forever.
So. I'm the only person who thought that was funny? "Hi! Oh, I am just grinding on some guy's cock... no, I'm not busy..."

xdamage
01-15-2007, 09:28 AM
You did exactly the right thing by pushing her off, paying, and leaving... that's bullshit.

The closest I've come to that Howie was one time when I took a dancer to the VIP room, and about half with through our time some other dancer walks by and starts talking to her "hey girl, it's been so long, blah blah blah..." Now if it hadn't been in the VIP room I'd have done what you did, dismissed myself. But since I still had plenty of VIP time left I just told her friend, "Look, I don't want to be rude, but I want her undivided attention.". Even though I was given the rude MOFO look, her friend moved along and it was back to just me and the dancer, the way it should be in. And I told her, "hey you probably think I'm a fucker for that, but hey, I'm here for me" She really didn't mind - it's honest and really not an unreasonable expectation that when you're paying for her time, you should receive her undivided time.

Casual Observer
01-15-2007, 06:21 PM
Bridgette isn't old anymore than a 1994 Silver Oak is old, and she certainly isn't afraid of contact. Ah, if only all strippers were more like B, I'd have fewer problems spending in clubs...


I should have known better when she was constantly fucking around with her cell phone while trying to carry on a conversation with me.

You can get that kind of treatment from your girlfriend/wife. If you're not the center of her attention the entire time, move on.

mr_punk
01-16-2007, 05:47 PM
Okay, let me pre-face this, by saying I don't go in looking for extras. I like to dance myself (Umm... sorry, I'm not a stripper.)and appreciate the art of expression through it.of course, you're a patron of the arts. BTW, i love it when customers preface their comments with the phrase, "now, i don't go looking for extras". usually, that's a sign something nasty is about to happen.

Once again I'm fucking rock hard and this girl grabs my shit and gives it a soft bite through my pants. She doesn't look up at me instead shifting my dick to the other side and giving it another nibble.see? nasty...but hey, i understand. them houston girls are real friendly}:D. frankly, it sounds like you could have pulled your dick out and she would have started sucking or....

This time she really stops and looks at me and said. “I don't do the nasty, I'm sorry, do you want me to leave?” I had to laugh at that, because I had no idea where she got that from. I also thought, what a liar, she knows she does the nasty, lol, maybe not for money.negotiating.

I mean temperature wise, because Shakira was complaining about the heat, I didn't feel any difference, but then again I'm not dancing. I worried a little about this, but didn't know what to do at the time or if I should be worried.worried about what? heat exhaustion? they're rubbing on dicks. it's not the Boston Marathon.

mr_punk
01-16-2007, 05:48 PM
So. I'm the only person who thought that was funny?no, i thought it was funny. although, i think it would have been very funny. if it happened this way......


While giving me a dance she starts talking on her phone. It only took me about 2 seconds to Donkey Punch her, step over her unconscious body and leave.

Jenny
01-16-2007, 06:01 PM
no, i thought it was funny. although, i think it would have been very funny. if it happened this way......
What's with the increasingly violent commentary? I remember back when you used to make snappy, ironic misogynist commentary with some actual humour and panache; now it's all "and then I beat the shit out of her and stuck my cock up her ass." I mean I know some of the guys here have always found sexually assaulting women funny - when did it become funny to beat them up too?

FBR
01-16-2007, 06:58 PM
Excellent report, Jay :) I like those kinds of trips...a blend of flirtatious hanging out along with some LD fun. Its extra cool to meet someone from the site. I met Susan W a year or two ago :) Just recently found out that CK now works at my home club so I imagine I'll run into her one of these days.

FBR

Moneywise
01-16-2007, 11:09 PM
wasabiiiiiiii }:D

Moneywise
01-16-2007, 11:37 PM
I called Ms. 1G earlier today since I hadn't talked to her in awhile. We made small talk and then she tells me she's engaged. So I ask if I should go ahead and remove her phone number from my celly. She pauses... We then get disconnected because we're both in cars in motion in fucked up areas of our perspective towns. After three call backs I wished her the best and thanked her for the memories. (Yes. There was one more rendezvous in J'Ville earlier this year. This one only hit me for $$$$$$$.) ::) I also told her I would make the decision for her and remove her number. After we hung up the phone I deleted her number and shed a tear. (lol.. kidding about the tear part)

And the beat beat beat goes onnnnnn :P

It's good to see the TR area alive and as vibrant as ever.

mr_punk
01-17-2007, 06:16 AM
What's with the increasingly violent commentary? I remember back when you used to make snappy, ironic misogynist commentary with some actual humour and panache; now it's all "and then I beat the shit out of her and stuck my cock up her ass."oh, save it for the next NOW meeting, red. it's a waste of perfectly good feminist angst. besides, no matter how many times you try to correct me. you're always going to fail miserably.

I mean I know some of the guys here have always found sexually assaulting women funny - when did it become funny to beat them up too?in the movie, Pirates of the Caribbean, Capt. Sparrow pulls out a gun during a sword fight. Sparrow's opponent gives an incredulous look and says, "you cheated". Sparrow replies, "pirate". so, to answer your question.....patriarchy.

Jenny
01-17-2007, 06:45 AM
oh, save it for the next NOW meeting, red. it's a waste of perfectly good feminist angst. besides, no matter how many times you try to correct me. you're always going to fail miserably.
I was serious. I remember back when you were actually funny. I was wondering why you chose to stop being actually funny, and instead comment endlessly on punching women in the head. Has nothing to do with correcting you. Just wondering when this started being considering "humour".

Bridgette
01-17-2007, 05:03 PM
^^Me too. That's why I had to go the ignore route.

mr_punk
01-17-2007, 05:36 PM
I was serious. I remember back when you were actually funny. I was wondering why you chose to stop being actually funny, and instead comment endlessly on punching women in the head. Has nothing to do with correcting you.of course, it's about correcting me. i hate to get Pesciesque (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veWI44pETz4) on you, but i'm not your clown. i don't post with your amusement or edification in mind. so, if you find it funny..fine. if not...tough. however, if you want a full-time buffoon. there are plenty of guys around that'll be more than happy to play that role for you, but not me.

Jenny
01-17-2007, 06:33 PM
Oh, of course not - when you post your "amusing" anecdotes in response to my commentary that had nothing whatsoever to do with you, you are surely posting for the edification and amusement for Stanley in San Diego. He doesn't post much, but he reads avidly and HE finds your endless references to punching women very amusing and edifying, so I can see how my response is irrelevant. No offence, dude, but OF COURSE it is for my edification and amusement. Otherwise, why would you bother?

Further - I hate to get all "correct" on you, but again, I'm not correcting you. I'm criticizing you. I didn't say "No, punk, you should have this kind of discourse instead"; I said "Geez punk; you're not funny."

Also - you're too hard on yourself. You know perfectly well, that you are our clown.

Katrine
01-17-2007, 10:24 PM
I would NOT have paid for the dancing if she started talking on her phone while dancing for me. I would have told her to get off the phone, and if she didn't just hang it right up, I would have walked right up and to the manager.

I can't believe you even spent money on that, you've just rewarded her behavior and allowed it to continue.

Richard_Head
01-17-2007, 10:59 PM
I would NOT have paid for the dancing if she started talking on her phone while dancing for me. I would have told her to get off the phone, and if she didn't just hang it right up, I would have walked right up and to the manager.

I can't believe you even spent money on that, you've just rewarded her behavior and allowed it to continue.Does club management really take customer complaints seriously? Seems like a hassle to me, not to mention a waste of my time.

Bridgette
01-18-2007, 04:43 AM
^^Yes they do, generally. They will get on a girl's ass for that if you report her. And THAT is the only way to handle the situation, not PAY her for it.

Furthermore, if you think it's that much "hassle" to simply report that type of shitty stripper behaviour instead of pay her for it, then you deserve for her to rip you off in just that way.

Jenny
01-18-2007, 05:27 AM
Does club management really take customer complaints seriously? Seems like a hassle to me, not to mention a waste of my time.
Well, technically we are independant contractors and are meant to control our own labour. If my erotic dance involves a phone conversation, the club should not really be able to tell me to stop. But, if we're being all serious, I wouldn't have wanted to pay her for that, although I would not have wanted to bother complaining either.

What was she talking about? Was it important?

xdamage
01-18-2007, 12:18 PM
I have to admit, I'd probably not take this one to management, and I'm not a passive push-over, but it's a matter of winning the battle and losing the war. I'd write this one off as never again from her, and move on and enjoy the rest of my night. Now if she ripped me off in the VIP room by sleeping or something, that would be a different matter. But $20 range is still within my realm of tolerance, cut my losses, and move on. You can take it to management, and win the battle, but then you have to deal with this girl telling the rest of her girls within the club what happened, and human nature being what it is, they are more likely to back her then the customer. Then word gets around, such and such customer is an asshole that whines to management, and from there the rest of the evening is probably going to go downhill. I'd say getting up, paying her off with NO tip, and letting her know that talking on the phone during the LD sucked would suffice for me. She can still her friends I'm an asshole, but there is a big difference between keeping it between me and her and involving management. My guess is the rest of the girls will be a lot more sympathetic to a customer that resolves their issues with the dancer without involving management. Just my take on it.

Bridgette
01-18-2007, 03:56 PM
LOL kat! If it were that important she wouldn't have been out on the floor lapping. She would've been freaking out in the dressing room and making sure everyone heard her convo and loud bitching before, during and after the phone convo ;D